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mojo1701a posted:This was posted on Roger Ebert's twitter today: I like how they used that creepy kid Joey who's dad was in France. "YOU'RE NOT STAYING WITH US ONCE WE GET THERE."
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Kevyn posted:Corky Ramirez Who we know enjoys a good game of Pachinko!
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"Is this a gym or some kind of fitness museum?"
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ChickenMedium posted:Is that good? I'm not really sure...
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Yesss the speed dial episode is on TBS right now. "Poison Control? That's even higher than #1!" edit: Also, George trying to get fired. "Attention front office morons...your accomplishments are meaningless!"
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haljordan posted:Yesss the speed dial episode is on TBS right now. I hate to quote my own post, but Jerry's reaction to finding out Valerie's mom was seriously ill was classic. I love the complete lack of concern. Isn't that one of the signs that you might be a sociopath?
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TMMadman posted:George: (picking up Red Power Ranger) Now, from the time i left the room... "When did you build this?" "Took the day off."
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Secks posted:I think he's stealing our rickshaw. I told you we should have gotten some collateral! Like his bag of cans.....or....his other bag of cans.
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WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:You know Darren, if you would have told me twenty-five years ago that some day I'd be standing here about to solve the world's energy problems, I would've said you're crazy... Now let's push this giant ball of oil out the window. "Yeah, I put a six hour tape in. That should cover the experiment, the arrest, and most of your trial. Alright, I’ll see ya."
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lurkaccount posted:Say hello to my big friend! I see your thing and raise you this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2LdHH0hmHY&feature=related
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Miss Lonelyhearts posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Riv1yzjg5vw&NR=1 "I Danny Duberstein'd the gently caress outta that man in that room!"
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Diar posted:If it is possible to still request GIFs I would like to request George biting into an Onion while wearing goggles from the one where Elaine gets rabies and George gets the ladies frames. I can only offer non-animated GIF lameness.
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Hipster_Doofus posted:Ahahaha oh god I want to see that scene right now. I love how disgusted Elaine is by the whole affair. haljordan fucked around with this message at 18:18 on Feb 16, 2011 |
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safety dan posted:...I wrote a twenty minute bit about how homework stinks... I like how the principal forces him to march along with the rest of the kids, single file, when the fire alarm goes off.
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fenix down posted:...we have the same taste in movies... I-I'm very flattered that...you found me attractive enough to...lunge at me...
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Turpitude posted:We're living in a society!! I was walking around town and had a couple ask me "Where are we?" ......They did not find my response as hilarious as it was on 'Seinfeld.'
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neoboman posted:That's part of one of my favorite quotes: The first time I saw that episode I was totally unaware that Wayne Knight was actually in "Basic Instinct."
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T. Finn posted:Yeah, but he didn't sleep with both of 'em. I love how Jerry first turns to Peggy and then Elaine, expecting one of them to give him a look of approval or something for his horribly inappropriate joke. During a funeral. Even better, he seems genuinely confused when he doesn't get it.
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I feel like an out of work porn star!
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Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?! Why, separate knob, WHY?!
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T. Finn posted:"Hey, Kramer! I dug Fredo up, now let's cut him open!" I love the look on the neighbor's face when he's standing outside with the bird food because Jerry won't let him in the building.
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Cuban Chowder Factory posted:Got any booze? Let's say you and I get RIPPED I love that line because the actress opposite him visibly starts to crack up, then catches herself. I wonder how many takes they had to go through.
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penismightier posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAct-S2Es9E I love how badly George flinches when Elaine makes a sudden move towards him at the end. haljordan fucked around with this message at 23:41 on Jul 22, 2011 |
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Afro posted:George at the end of The Stock Tip is pretty great. Finally, for once he can be generous I like how he literally has to pry it from her hands. "Its a Hyundai!"
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kolby posted:Can anyone find me the clip where Elaine walks in with her comic of a Pig at a Complaint Department? Where Jerry and Kramer give their own ideas. I can't seem to find it on youtube. "I stay up all night, I fix myself up before I go out." Love it.
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Relayer posted:It's the wood that makes it good! Haha yes. Although I like Kramer eating at the end more. Especially when they shut down the restaurant. ".............Kenny?"
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stratdax posted:Why would one person shaking a rat hat shut down an entire restaurant, anyway. Wouldn't they just replace everybody's food and kick Jerry out of the restaurant? What, they can't afford to replace 15 or so meals? I highly doubt their profit margins are that slim. Makes no sense. Looks like Seth will need to find yet another new job. Too bad Moochie is dead.
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Locutus of Bald posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg-TqEFYcfM Do you pantomime along when you hear the song?
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Monicro posted:I forgot the name, but the one where everything evened out for Jerry and George did everything backwards was pretty drat good at this. "Shut your traps and stop kicking the seats! We're trying to watch the movie! And if I have to tell you again, we're gonna take it outside and I'm gonna show you what it's like! You understand me? Now, shut your mouths or I'll shut 'em for ya, and if you think I'm kidding, just try me. Try me. Because I would love it!"
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Poque posted:
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The Human Cow posted:I made my parents a Festivus Pole about five or six years ago, and they thought it was funny at first and put it out, but about three years ago they quit taking it out. I always have to go dig around in the attic when I go over there to find it, and this year they had a bunch of stuff piled up in front of the access door. My dad had really hidden the Pole well, too. I decided that that was a grievance that needed airing when I had finally gotten it set back up in the middle of the living room. They didn't think that it was as funny as I did. Were you able to ultimately prove your point by pinning your father?
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In Kruger's honor, I am going to fall asleep at my desk and get a wicked set of sleep creases on my face. Then I'll follow that up with a nice big piece of cake at the local diner.
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thepokey posted:Don't forget to forget your keys and lock yourself out of your office! I'll write a note to remind myself and toss it in the shoebox.
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Robnoxious posted:Hey is that T-Bone? BECAUSE NEIL WATKINS FROM ACCOUNTING IS T-BONE!!!
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:What's wrong with seasons 8 and 9? I think they're incredible. They have some of the most classic Seinfeld episodes! Off the top of my head: The Serenity Now, The Strike (Festivus episode!!!), The Susie, The Frogger, The Little Jerry... Also, this: 
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Sash! posted:I'm watching Jurassic Park. He made that sound EXACTLY as I saw this picture. It was the greatest thing ever. What kind of company would hire NEWMAN to conduct highly complicated and dangerous espionage (that requires a lot of fast movement)? No wonder they're behind.
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tvgm2 posted:Well, seemingly, they only had to buy him lunch, albeit a very expensive one that did not include a big salad. The RiffTrax for the movie refers to it as "his world-record nineteen hour breakfast".
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joedevola posted:"when did you make this?" I like how they completely boarded up the door, forcing George to crawl through a heating duct to get into his office. Or when they had some guys come by to sandblast for four hours.
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