KRAMER THIS PHONE'S A PIECE OF JUNK, GOODBYE

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TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

Are you saying... you want a piece of me?

YOU GOT IT!

# ¿ Jun 17, 2010 04:22

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 15:36

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

Don't you just love lobster?

:gonk:

# ¿ Jul 4, 2010 03:37

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

El Negocio posted:

Next lesson bring in a big bag of oranges for the class to share. They're rare there.

I did a presentation on Japan in high school and you better believe I brought in oranges as my cultural reference for extra credit.

# ¿ Sep 28, 2010 19:39

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

He's off to ride the cosmos with Manya and her beloved pony.

# ¿ Feb 17, 2011 04:24

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

Dang it! My boxset from the December Amazon sale has 2 season 3 disc 3s and I'm missing season 5 disc 3. Serenity never.

# ¿ Mar 4, 2011 18:28

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

Loving Life Partner posted:

When Kramer flies off the handle at his intern about the lunch meetup, I always gently caress lose it.

AARON!!!

Kramer posted:

Darren's going away for a long, long time.
(Continues to eat pie)

TVGM fucked around with this message at 04:26 on May 5, 2011

# ¿ May 4, 2011 23:55

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

I love finding these little throw away conversations on my re-watch. From The Raincoats...

Jerry and George walking down the street:

Jerry: Have you noticed they moved where they do the interview on Jeopardy now?
George: Yeah, it was right in the middle of Single Jeopardy. Now it's after Single Jeopardy.
Jerry: Yeah, it's much better, isn't it?
George: Oh, no comparison.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2011 04:54

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

greatn posted:

I could see George needing to find a perfect dive bar in order to cover for a lie he told a woman or someone at work.

They should have included that, it's integral.

# ¿ Jul 22, 2011 19:39

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

fenix down posted:

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

See that's funny; cause it's real. :colbert:

# ¿ Aug 9, 2011 03:08

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

This pen smells really bad...

So why do I keep smelling it?

# ¿ Nov 24, 2011 18:38

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

Happy Festivus!

# ¿ Dec 23, 2011 06:21

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

jojoinnit posted:

Nilbop... that's not Irish.

I think it's Dutch.

# ¿ Feb 13, 2012 05:41

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

haljordan posted:

What kind of company would hire NEWMAN to conduct highly complicated and dangerous espionage (that requires a lot of fast movement)? No wonder they're extinct.

Well, seemingly, they only had to buy him lunch, albeit a very expensive one that did not include a big salad.

# ¿ Feb 25, 2012 02:22

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

BrandNew posted:

Who invaded Spain in the 8th century?

How you doing over there? Not too good!

# ¿ Mar 18, 2012 05:27

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

Vigilance posted:

You sure have a lot of friends how come I never see any of these people?

They wanna know why they never see you.

# ¿ Nov 20, 2012 05:36

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

I get peeved.

# ¿ Dec 13, 2012 20:43

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

Does anyone know the episode where Jerry is waiting on a phone call in his apartment? Somebody else calls him and he says something like, "I'm so sorry, I'm waiting on another call, please don't take offense, bye" really quickly while inching the phone to the receiver, but I cannot find it through Google.

# ¿ Sep 23, 2014 02:18

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

Mr. Marbles? :gonk:

# ¿ Nov 12, 2014 05:59

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

Dustin Hoffman in Star Wars?

# ¿ Dec 19, 2014 21:13

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

The bank? IT BURNED. IT'S GONE.

# ¿ Jun 22, 2020 03:40

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

Demon Of The Fall posted:

Demeanor??

# ¿ Aug 9, 2020 14:35

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

JethroMcB posted:

Naked hair brushing, good.
Naked coughing, bad.

OK, so you were violated by 2 people while you were under the gas. So what?!

# ¿ Aug 12, 2020 18:11

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

Bird in a Blender posted:

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SpryFastBarracuda-mobile.mp4

# ¿ Aug 13, 2020 19:26

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

TMMadman posted:

I'm the bad boy? I've never been the bad boy.

Is that your orthopedic back pillow?

# ¿ Aug 13, 2020 21:07

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

Parrotine posted:

Where are the cameras?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thjVQfIGqeg

# ¿ Aug 23, 2020 17:34

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

Vietnamwees posted:

See, that just confounds my understanding of the situation even further! If they got a picture of him doing coke, then why would they mail that Polaroid(Which as I understand, was the ONLY proof they had!) to him at all!? Aren't they just mailing him the proof to him, LITERALLY!?

potee posted:

That might just be Kramer being an idiot.

I'm beginning to wonder if you understand anything.

Alright, shut up the both of you! You're making me nervous.

TVGM fucked around with this message at 02:28 on Aug 26, 2020

# ¿ Aug 25, 2020 16:50

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

potee posted:

What you need me in the thread for?

You're integral.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2020 03:04

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

JethroMcB posted:

Yeah, Darren is going away for a long, long time.

Quoned

# ¿ Aug 29, 2020 21:06

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

Justin Credible posted:

Pulchritudinous is an anti-dentite.

They don't just overcook a hamburger, Justin Credible.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2020 17:36

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

[You know, we're living in a] Society!

# ¿ Sep 1, 2020 13:57

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

I'm Frank Costanza's lawyer.

# ¿ Sep 1, 2020 20:46

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

jojoinnit posted:

I�m out there Chili and I�m lovin� every minute of it

jojoinnit, you�re not out there! You can�t be because I am out there, and if I see you out there, there�s not enough voltage in this world to electroshock me back into coherence!

# ¿ Sep 3, 2020 14:40

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

potee posted:

Is that good?

potee, it's a lot of just fancy-shmancy stuff. You know what it's like? It's like a big budget movie with a story that goes nowhere

# ¿ Sep 3, 2020 19:56

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

TMMadman posted:

Well you made a long journey, from Milan to Minsk.

When someone tries to blow you up, not because of who you are, but for different reasons altogether.

# ¿ Sep 4, 2020 01:45

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

JethroMcB posted:

It's not a purse!

IT'S EUROPEAN!

Then who are the Dutch? :psyduck:

# ¿ Sep 13, 2020 15:38

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

What the hell is a gander anyway?

# ¿ Sep 19, 2020 21:04

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to make love to your mother.

# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 00:47

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

Vietnamwees posted:

WELL SOMEONE KEPT RINGING THE BELL!

Another sale, Mr. Costanza. Chalk me up on the big board :haw:

# ¿ Sep 21, 2020 04:34

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

Why would Jord steal from the Yankees?

# ¿ Sep 21, 2020 22:34

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 15:36

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

Like a frightened turtle.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 00:49

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