KRAMER THIS PHONE'S A PIECE OF JUNK, GOODBYE

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Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

In honor of George Steinbrenner's passing, here's a compilation of the times he was "on" Seinfeld.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLAa-kxM8lE

# ¿ Jul 13, 2010 15:19

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 09:54

Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

You're swimming in the East River? The most heavily trafficked, overly contaminated waterway on the eastern seaboard?

# ¿ Feb 11, 2020 21:59

Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Dad! John Cheever?

# ¿ Feb 17, 2020 17:47

Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Germs! GERMS!

# ¿ Apr 1, 2020 13:45

Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

potee posted:

By the way, you stink.

# ¿ Apr 2, 2020 12:10

Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

# ¿ Apr 17, 2020 23:37

Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Good news for Kramer's oil barrel today!

# ¿ Apr 20, 2020 21:23

Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Gammy doesn�t feel so good. I think Gammy might be dying.

# ¿ May 9, 2020 18:44

Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

# ¿ May 11, 2020 12:15

Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

YOU WANNA BUY A COMPUTER!

# ¿ May 20, 2020 00:45

Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

I really like those sons of bitches.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2020 16:54

Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

# ¿ Aug 12, 2020 20:14

Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Yea, well I had sex with your wife!

# ¿ Aug 14, 2020 21:26

Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

They took my belt Jerry!

# ¿ Aug 27, 2020 12:38

Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

I have no medical evidence to back me up, but something happened during the operation that staved off that infection. Something beyond science. Something perhaps from above...

# ¿ Aug 29, 2020 01:37

Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Bosco!

# ¿ Sep 1, 2020 11:58

Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

You felt her material?

# ¿ Sep 3, 2020 02:07

Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Who told you to put the balm on?

# ¿ Sep 5, 2020 17:51

Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

potee posted:

All right, that's enough. You're fired.

Hello Margery, Bird in a Blender. How are you sweet heart? Listen, can you give Mr. Potee a message for me? �Yes. If he needs me, tell him I�M IN MY OFFICE! Thanks.

# ¿ Sep 14, 2020 18:28

Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

The Human Fund. Money for People.

# ¿ Sep 17, 2020 20:00

Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

The rooster has sex with all of them.

# ¿ Sep 19, 2020 21:29

Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

What, you're using my bits now?

Have you seen his act? He�s got a 12 minute bit about Ovaltine.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 12:06

Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Mail on Sunday?

# ¿ Oct 13, 2020 01:50

Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

He took it out.

# ¿ Nov 10, 2020 01:36

Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

I mentioned the bisque.

# ¿ Nov 14, 2020 22:50

Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Sounds made up!

# ¿ Nov 24, 2020 23:11

Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

I don�t think you can return an item for spite.

# ¿ Nov 25, 2020 04:08

Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

That�s perverse!

# ¿ Dec 18, 2020 13:58

Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

potee posted:

It's the one that's covered in chicken wire.

As far as I can tell potee, your entire enterprise is little more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken.

# ¿ Dec 28, 2020 14:36

Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Hey, guess what! Little Bird in a Blender ran from here to Newman's in under thirty seconds!

# ¿ Dec 28, 2020 22:45

Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

That�s not good for anyone.

# ¿ Dec 29, 2020 00:19

Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Anti-Dentite!

# ¿ Jan 1, 2021 04:49

Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Alhazred posted:

"I'm a dentist and one afternoon, my hygienist and I decided to have a little fun with one of our patients. Of course, none of our patients had any idea exactly of what we were up to. I was still wondering whether or not..."

Alhazred, give me a schtickle of fluoride.

# ¿ Jan 1, 2021 18:20

Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

I am not going to taste your peach.

# ¿ Feb 20, 2021 15:40

Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

I mentioned the bisque.

# ¿ Mar 27, 2021 20:42

Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

You�re gonna rub out the dog?

# ¿ Apr 1, 2021 01:21

Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Did he crumble any crackers?

# ¿ Apr 11, 2021 19:00

Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

You got hookers turning tricks in my car. How�s that for starters?

# ¿ Apr 26, 2021 01:45

Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Who is this?

# ¿ May 16, 2021 12:18

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 09:54

Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

My wallet's gone! My wallet's gone!

# ¿ May 19, 2021 18:01

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