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haljordan posted:I love when Jerry tries to jokingly smother George with a pillow. The nonchalant shrug Jerry gives just beforehand is what does it for me.
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Billy Zane posted:But I'm damaged goods now! You've still got pretty good coverage. Once the enemy advances beyond this perimeter... then you won't be Billy Zane anymore.
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You bought a car because it belonged to Jon Voight?
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Jerusalem posted:The hell with society, I can make my own people! What community? There's a community? All these years I'm living in a community, I had no idea.
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I want to trade you screen legend Anthony Quinn's undershirt.
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Camping.. Intense! posted:Going by the story he was going to get some toes amputated after already losing a leg to diabetes and he shot himself in the head but ended up calling emergency because he didnt die http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2105006/Daniel-von-Bargen-Seinfeld-actor-critical-condition-shooting-head.html This could easily be a Bob Sacamano story.
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Mister, we're trying to help the homeless here - it's bad enough that we have some nut out there trying to strap 'em to a rickshaw!
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Red Star Baldgreg posted:Balm is a funny word. Puke! That's a funny word, puke. Puke.  Don't have to think about that!
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:It's a hoax! The cancer bit? It was edgy, it wasn't my sort of thing, but some of those people out there, they really liked it.
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Well, you know, there are many differences between American and Soviet cultures that you're not aware of. See, in Russia, the cable guys, they got the whole run of the house.
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Coffee And Pie posted:Yes, George, because of society. What community? There's a community?
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Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:I just watched the episode with kathy griffin's one woman play. It made me realize just how much I hate kathy griffin. She ruined that episode. Hi everybody! I think you're really going to like this 'cause it's about me...All right it's not just about me, It's about me and this guy, Ultimate Shrek Fan. Who I like to call the Devil!
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:I had to get some new shoes for an international trip I'm going on this week, and I ended up getting my first ever pair of Timberlands. They're black, though, so I guess I have to get some brown paint after a few days to throw everyone off. Ohhh, I'm exhausted. I've been on this street a thousand times! It's never looked so strange! The faces...so cold! In the distance, a child is crying. Fatherless...a bastard child, perhaps. My back aches...my heart aches...but my feet... My feet are resilient! Thank God I took off my heels, and put on my... HIMALAYAN WALKING SHOES!!!
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EL BROMANCE posted:People often comment how in most sitcoms nobody ever seems to use the bathroom. Watching a random ep now has me thinking - in Seinfeld it's the complete opposite. Does an episode go by without someone going in the bathroom for something? Probably, but you get my point. It's about nothing.
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Gyshall posted:John F. Kennedy - JOOHNYAH Kay-OOGER
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Justin_Brett posted:To this day I wonder why George gave even the slightest poo poo. George cares about the raisins for the same reason you care about George caring about the raisins.
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haljordan posted:He had cancer! I was bald.
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Oct 4, 2014 22:47
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I've done all that.....Now it's time for silence.
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TMMadman posted:He is a loathsome, offensive brute, yet I can't look away. In fact, I feel Mr. Kramer projects a rugged masculinity.
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potee posted:It’s a Twix! They’re all Twix! It was a setup! A setup, I tell ya! And you’ve robbed it! You’ve all screwed me again! Now, gimme one! Gimme a Twix! 
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Shima Honnou posted:HE'S GOT A GUN! HE'S GOT A GUN! FIRE! GET OUT OF MY WAY!
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Oct 31, 2014 01:38
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TMMadman posted:George likes his chicken spicy! How do you make that alcoholic chicken?
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Alright, I’ll get you a Mounds bar.
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Youremother posted:Trust me, Ginette, given the legal opportunity I will kill you! You see something even remotely pretty and you have to choke the life out of it, don't you Youremother?
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He's a bubble boy! He's a boy that lives in a bubble!
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Tonight's pipe night!
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MY BOYS CAN SWIM!
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You think I can get him to change teams?
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bravesword posted:It’s bravesword.  bravesword posted:
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I don't care about the permaban. I care about Seinfeld quote posting.
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I find it disturbing that you associate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise.
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Dongicus posted:i find it shallow and pedantic Well, I have to say this seems capricious and arbitrary.
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As far as I can tell your entire forum is no more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken.
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Jimbone likes his chicken spicy!
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I had no Idea you were filled with such....sexuality..
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Potee, he's an innocent primate.
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How come people don’t have dip for dinner?
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