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youd for i
Mar 24, 2006

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George: There was a guy that worked at the Yankees-- no arms! He got more work done than I did, made more money, had a wife, a family, drove a better car than I did.

Jerry: He drove a car with no arms?

George: Alright I made up the part about the car, but the rest is true. He hated me anyway!

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youd for i
Mar 24, 2006

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Eckman?! I thought he was doing time?
No! He's out, he got out!

youd for i
Mar 24, 2006

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Jean-Paul: oooooh...look at the cute little bastard! You are mama's little bastard, aren't you?

Manager: What the hell are you doin harassing my tenants?

Jean-Paul: Oh come on, you son of a bitch. I'm just trying to be friendly.

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