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Gyshall posted:Just like George and "Jon Voight's" car. Oh look! There's Gregory Peck's bicycle! And Barbara Mandrell's skateboard!
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She's a two-face. Like the Batman villain?!If it helps...
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As a federal employee I believe the law is all we have. It's all that separates us from the savages, who don't deserve even the privilege of the daily mail, STUFFING PARCELS INTO MAILBOXES WHERE THEY DON'T BELONG-- NEWMAN!! BCHGHGHHH
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I just can't think of a good way to write out the sounds that Newman makes when he gets interrupted.
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Criminal Minded posted:Because of society, right? Yes, George. Because of society.
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JIMMY'S GOING INTO SHOCK!
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By that logic his name should have been Apple Juice.
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Jul 12, 2013 23:49
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EVERYBODY OUT OF THE CHUNNEL! EVERYBODY OUT!
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This is espn.com's current top headline.
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Nov 12, 2013 18:36
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You know, one of these days, something terrible is gonna happen to you. It has to!
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potee posted:YOU WANNA BUY A COMPUTER!? WHY NOT!? YOU'RE NOT GIVING AWAY OUR WATER PICK!
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Joose Caboose posted:Bad man? Could my mother have been wrong? So she fell and then she starts screaming "My baack! My baack!"
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potee posted:I'm a great clicker! Great instincts. How dare you impune my clicking. I hear everything.
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Capt. Sticl posted:it's like they chopped off your arms and legs, dipped you in plastic, and then screwed you all back together again and stuck you on a pedestal. It's really quite exquisite. I've been defaced!
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Boy, you really went bald there.
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Feb 28, 2014 19:37
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Frolf! Frisbee golf, Jerry!
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I have come to the conclusion that the majority of Seinfeld's most triumphant moments for me involve Elaine bullying George.
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Root Bear posted:I punched Mickey Mantle! Seven!
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potee posted:I saw Joe DiMaggio at Dinky Donuts. 
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Button fly! Why do they put buttons on a fly?
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Are you crazy?! This is like discovering plutonium by accident!!!
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Oh no. My frankfurter. My frankfurter fell, oh no! 
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Shima Honnou posted:Uncle Leo?? JERRY *MmPH* HELLO *mmPH* ANSWER THE drat PHONE
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Brace yourself, madam, for an all out bidding war, but this time, advantage Varnsen!
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Gyshall posted:Step off, George! Tony, that's gonna be too many sandwiches...
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Egbert Souse posted:You know, WE'RE LIVING IN A SOCIETY You're not Cartwright.
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For sale: A big...juicy...van
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potee posted:Great news! Yeah, the strike has been settled. I'm going back to work! SCAB! SCAB! SCAB!
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Keep 'em spread! Just make love to that wall, pervert!
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What kind of woman drinks an entire box of wine?
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YOU'RE NOT GIVING AWAY OUR WATERPICK!
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What in holy hell? Sausages! Is this your diet? Don't lie to me, butterbean!
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I, Cosmo Kramer, having just seen the movie The Other Side of Darkness and not wanting to be in a coma like that lady in the movie, hereby want Jerry Seinfeld to remove my life support, feeding machine, lung blower, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera
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LividLiquid posted:Jambalayaaaaaaaaaah. VEGETABLE LASAGNA!
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That's a lot of potatoes!
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What was a man in a cape doing with my father? What was my father doing with a man in a cape? Why a cape?
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