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Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
title of article should be "Persian Internet Used Car Dealers Beat Toyota"

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Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
What time you going to be here? It'll have to be early afternoon.

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

Stunt Rock posted:

I was meeting a friend between 2-3 but we can grab a beer around 1 or so and that way I don't have to have THE INTERNET and IRL converge.

I have dinner plans but not until 8, so 5-6 might work too. Are you looking at down/uptown? We can continue this conversation in PM so as not to make everyone else jealous of you for meeting me

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
PS I am a disgusting sweaty cheeto stereotypical gune, you will love me

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

TyChan posted:

Doctors, who have to take multiple rounds of intense board and licensing exams, scoff at you.

The bar is bad and I would rather not do it again, but there are worse exams.

At least when they're through doctors are looked at like lifesaving angels of mercy and love, whereas your reward for passing the bar is everyone thinks you're a lying scumbag leech

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

Ainsley McTree posted:

Perhaps for some of us our jealousy takes the form of a desire to live vicariously through one of you did you ever think of that

You and me have one thing in common

The other day I sat on my couch in my boxer shorts and played Red Dead Redemption for 10 hours straight

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

Lykourgos posted:

ah not true, don't know what planet you live on but here prosecutors don't touch the floor when they walk and all common people bow towards you when they enter/leave a room you're in.

Wait until you noll pros some guy on a minor offense and he ends up raping and murdering a 12 year old and then see if your poo poo still smells sweeter than most

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
doctors are better than all lawyers including prosecutors deal with it.

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpM07PQYNns


loving owned hahahaha

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
"You got a lot to learn about being a litigator and a lawyer."

"I don't want to be a litigator."

"Good, cause you don't have it in you."



Usually I think these shows are retarded, with arbitrators dressing up and pretending to be judges so they can scold people. But arrogant TTT law students gettin owned? All right by me.

Lesbo Judy snipe

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
TTT = anything not in top 14, HTH

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
Hey guys I just got a copy of UM law school trial ad materials, what do you all think:

TTT poo poo legal education posted:

When a judge issues her opinion in open court and things go against your client, the best response is to interrupt her on the record and say "Yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion, man"

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

Ainsley McTree posted:

That reminds me of that side-by-side picture of that yearbook photo of the girl who will be remembered for cell phones and the picture of her on cumonherface.com

Only, you know, just the left one for now

link?

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
I'm at work just do it for me you unemployed loser

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
thanks all you lovable jerks but I already looked it up on my iphone

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
Reason #5325 doctors are better than lawyers

Today I received the fee schedule for an expert orthopedist to testify at trial.

For an IME (reading records up to three redwelds, viewing film, 10 minute physical exam) - $2,000

For testimony:
IF A SET TIME IS KNOWN (i.e. deposition) - $1,500 per hour
IF NO SET TIME AND A HALF DAY IS BLOCKED OFF - $7,500
FULL DAY BLOCKED OFF FOR TRIAL - $15,000

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

Zeitgueist posted:

Keep in mind that's the "expert orthopedist" that is willing to do testimony work as a significant part of his practice.

The really balling Ortho's don't do trials, because they're booked up with surgeries and it's too small potato for them.

Nah he's a doctor for the Saints and his practice is just fine, also I can't get him to do an IME until like November so I'm pretty sure he does this for just fun and a little spending money

(This is a PI case not malpractice, also IME means he's a defense witness)

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
don't hire your girlfriend you noob

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
you'll break up and then what the gently caress will you do

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
Isn't poofactory the eve guy whose dick got faxed to his office

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
In n Out owns gently caress all yall

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
I don't give a poo poo about anyone's opinion if you were still playing with GI Joes when Tupac got killt












space marines are ok

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

Soothing Vapors posted:

nobody still played with GI Joes in 1996 you goddamn dinosaur

look at this lil nub who was still loving his pillow when I was rollin barrio logan bumpin Too $hort

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
ain't no green peppers in McDonalds, what you need eggs for, you makin egg mcmuffin

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

Daico posted:

Man, I miss Houston, as a friend of mine once said, "Houston is the sort of city where you can party 'til four then walk down the street and get in on an underground poker league."

I miss being able to go out at three in the morning and still find a ton of kickass restaurants.

So it's basically like every other cool city in the US except in lovely texas

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
externships won't get you a clerkship or a job when you get out, working for the solo might

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

Adar posted:



yes

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
No official cum GPA = no official rankings = all Columbia students are special and none of them is bottom 50%

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

how did anyone fall for that poo poo, my firm gets like twenty of those a week

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

Defleshed posted:

at $240K per person that falls for it, I guess you only need ~1 sucker per year to live the good life.

I know, but the bar association has been sending warnings about this exact scam to all lawyers in the state for at least a year now

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
everyone in CA better vote yes on Prop 19

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
gently caress the police, gently caress the screws, gently caress big pharma, vote YES on 19

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
I drove two blocks without my seatbelt today while playing YouTube music through my phone to the car stereo's aux :smug:

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
Here's a question for all you piracy wieners, what if I bought a Talk Talk CD in high school but now it doesn't work because my visor CD case made it all scratched, is it wrong for me to download My Life (not the No Doubt ver.)

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

Adar posted:

hey guys I'm old here are some names of old things for old street cred

Actually I was playing with GI Joes when Talk Talk was big so I'm pretty much normal aged

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

CmdrSmirnoff posted:



lmao

someone buy me this av and I will repay you in Abita and/or bourbon of your choosing if you come to New Orleans

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

SWATJester posted:

Make it so Number 1.

hahahaha thanks, hit me up via PM when you get here

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

CaptainScraps posted:

What do I have to buy you to get you to buy me lunch at Galatoir's or Cochon?

Galatoire's is weak but if you show up with a package of hand made tortillas I'll gladly treat you to Cochon

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

CmdrSmirnoff posted:

If I had known you'd av it I would've put the text a bit lower because it doesn't look perfect

OH WELL

Perfect it and av me and you too can sweat and drink Blanton's

SWATJester's reward will still be payable of course

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Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
Who the gently caress is justin biber? Metallica I know, I have their last album (And Justice for All)

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