|
All the lawyers in this thread are being way too literal. The simple answer as to why court proceedings are all in English, and you can't somehow avoid them by claiming to only be fluent in Shyriiwook, is because the court will ignore you if you try and argue that, and there is no way for you to impose your will on the court and the executives that will enforce the court's decisions. I doubt you can construct an airtight logical argument from constitutional first principles regarding why you can be forced to obey a court even if they don't serve you in Klingon. But it doesn't matter because a court will literally ignore you, just like if you claim a court doesn't have proper jurisdiction because the flag has a gold fringe on it, or because your name on the criminal indictment is in all caps. Some people doggedly grasp onto the wrongheaded belief that judicial authority derives from Magic Words of Power or something and all judges must be corrupt and part of The System if they refuse to entertain your notions. On a related note, here's a list of idiot legal arguments and a tax protestor FAQ listing common "arguments" that people often try to use.
|
# ¿ Aug 2, 2010 19:29 |
|
|
# ¿ May 15, 2024 05:56 |
|
I did fine in high school and not long ago I had a recurring dream that for some reason my high school diploma ended up being invalid and I had to go back but forgot that I had enrolled in a certain class so I had a final I hadn't studied for and also I had forgotten everything about the French language so I was gonna fail that class too basically the school ur-nightmare
|
# ¿ Aug 4, 2010 02:55 |
|
Also I think my car broke down so I couldn't get there for a test too e: (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
|
# ¿ Aug 4, 2010 02:57 |
|
Ainsley McTree posted:I liked how in the TV version they changed it to "I HATE EVERYBODY"
|
# ¿ Aug 6, 2010 22:16 |
|
GregNorc posted:Has anyone made a program that will convert law documents to hypertext? That poo poo should be so cash, especially since they reference other areas of the document/other documents so loving often.
|
# ¿ Aug 8, 2010 00:42 |
|
HooKars posted:Philly, which means another bar exam. And the latest start date is August 31st so I have to move quickly.
|
# ¿ Aug 13, 2010 01:38 |
|
The Warszawa posted:1L just started. Highlight quote thus far: "None of you have the energy or the perseverance to fail."
|
# ¿ Sep 1, 2010 18:23 |
|
Petey posted:Thought anyone involved in law review would love this.
|
# ¿ Sep 2, 2010 20:49 |
|
Baruch Obamawitz posted:I was on ACLR at Georgetown, working on an article about immigrant cultural mores as a mitigating defense using the example of some custom among the southeast-Asian Hmong and using a particular criminal trial in America, except the author never cited anything saying that the defendant in that trial was himself Hmong only that he was Laotian, and I, of course, raised this as a concern to the editorial board and they fixed it so deal with it you baby. Linguica fucked around with this message at 22:01 on Sep 2, 2010 |
# ¿ Sep 2, 2010 21:58 |
|
Gadamer posted:Today is my girlfriend's first day as a lawyer. How long do I have before she starts drinking heavier and beating me?
|
# ¿ Sep 7, 2010 15:11 |
|
On Saved By The Bell this oh so cute college guy macking on Kelly is a pre-law major
|
# ¿ Sep 14, 2010 13:33 |
|
Adar posted:Kelly has seen more coke than every Manhattan lawyer combined true story
|
# ¿ Sep 14, 2010 15:56 |
|
Draile posted:This gigantic building is GULC's gym (creepy Thomas the Tank Engine not included):
|
# ¿ Sep 14, 2010 17:39 |
|
Pretty Much Correct Comics standing
|
# ¿ Sep 16, 2010 13:05 |
|
TyChan posted:I want to open the blood gates.
|
# ¿ Sep 16, 2010 17:35 |
|
http://www.reddit.com/r/law/comments/dh1jh/confused_1l_contemplating_withdrawing_2l_3l/some person posted:I am currently attending a T3 school on full scholarship however since day 1 I've felt I made the wrong choice in coming to law school. I do not find myself interested in any classes or engaged in any of the material. I sit through every class glancing at my watch wishing it was over. I dread doing my reading and briefing cases but have no problem completing the work. I'm not behind at all and am understanding the concepts taught thus far. Yet I cannot picture myself actually practicing law. It's a ordeal to drag myself out of bed in the morning. Since I'm only 5 weeks in is it too early to make this type of descision? Or is the fact I've felt this way since day 1 and it has only gotten worse tell me something? quote:If you were paying for it, I would be tempted to say that you should withdraw. However, if you're on a free ride, then gently caress it. Stay the course. There are umpteen million things you can do with a JD besides practice law. quote:full scholarship is amazing. give it a little longer. jds are worth a lot more than practicing law. quote:Hang in there; worst case scenario is that you come out of law school with a very valuable degree that can lead to very diverse career paths (you do not have to become a lawyer just because you have a JD).
|
# ¿ Sep 22, 2010 03:44 |
|
CIGNX posted:Can someone elaborate on the "law and economics" and the Learned Hand reference? I'm not immersed in legal philosophy nor have any connection to lawyers and/or law school, but I've seen law and economics pop up before and have no idea what the deal with it is. Of course, since in the real world it's impossible to accurately value P and L, it basically gives judges a way to legitimize any dumb decision on a negligence issue that they feel like making. Linguica fucked around with this message at 14:53 on Sep 23, 2010 |
# ¿ Sep 23, 2010 14:47 |
|
entris posted:I applied to every single top 40 law school (except Yale) and I don't remember seeing Sol School of Law but god drat I would have gone to that. I'll bet they have a fantastic energy law program.
|
# ¿ Sep 24, 2010 15:46 |
|
J Miracle posted:No I blew my pass/fail on business enterprises cause I let people scare me about the exam and then I got an A anyway.
|
# ¿ Sep 28, 2010 14:23 |
|
whyyy
|
# ¿ Sep 28, 2010 19:25 |
|
This blog is amazing: http://chris-armstrong-watch.blogspot.com/ A staffer in the Michigan AG office (who apparently went to Michigan undergrad and Ave Maria Law) maintains an absolutely insane blog where he slings mud at the current Michigan Student Assembly president for his "homosexual agenda". It's full of stuff like this, after the intrepid reporter found some Facebook wall posts which were obviously intended to troll him personally: quote:
Linguica fucked around with this message at 15:21 on Sep 29, 2010 |
# ¿ Sep 29, 2010 15:17 |
|
|
# ¿ Oct 4, 2010 18:53 |
|
Low Ping Gentleman posted:I've scored 174 on 10 of the 12 practice tests I've done so far (170/175 for the other two), but for whatever reason I'm convinced that I'll barely score over 160 when it comes to the actual test. I figure practice tests don't mean too much, since you're not facing the pressure of writing an actual test.
|
# ¿ Oct 5, 2010 12:29 |
|
My girlfriend passed the DE bar Now to wait for 4 pm tomorrow to see the PA results
|
# ¿ Oct 7, 2010 17:58 |
|
Stunt Rock posted:Is she a UVA grad who works as a corporate lawyer in Wilmington, per chance?
|
# ¿ Oct 7, 2010 22:35 |
|
Wavelet posted:Anyone know anything about CA biglaw? The good firms? The bad firms? The TTTs?
|
# ¿ Oct 8, 2010 13:46 |
|
I can't get over just how ridiculous the New Jersey Board of Bar Examiners website is
|
# ¿ Oct 8, 2010 18:18 |
|
Passed the PA bar exam~~
|
# ¿ Oct 8, 2010 21:13 |
|
Tetrix posted:What source can I use as authority for the size of the Beaufort Sea? This is for journal. Do I dare use Wikipedia?
|
# ¿ Oct 11, 2010 19:56 |
|
lol
|
# ¿ Oct 19, 2010 14:37 |
|
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miwSljJAzqg&t=169s
|
# ¿ Oct 19, 2010 18:26 |
|
here's a paraphrase of the exchange coons: "schools should be teaching broadly accepted scientific fact, not religious doctrine." (literally true, see, e.g., edwards v. aguillard) o'donnell: "well you've just proved how little you know about constitutional law. if local school districts want to give equal time to intelligent design, it is their right. the supreme court has always said it is up to the local community to decide which standard to teach. (literally false, see id.) this is just an example of why our country is in the lovely state it's in, because we've moved away from the indispensable principles of our founding." coons: "one of those indispensable principles is the separation of church and state." o'donnell: "where in the constitution is the separation of church and state?" (does not know difference between text of constitution and universally accepted canons of constitutional interpretation) (is a retard)
|
# ¿ Oct 19, 2010 21:25 |
|
Soothing Vapors posted:comfort me lawgoons i studied for maybe 5 hours (most of which was half-listening to the free online kaplan videos) and still passed
|
# ¿ Oct 22, 2010 18:11 |
|
anonexpedient posted:Or have people always been so vocal in discouraging people from law schoo, and I just haven't noticed it until now (this is probably the case)? It's not just the law school, it's the massive debt you can go into in order to get it Linguica fucked around with this message at 13:40 on Oct 29, 2010 |
# ¿ Oct 29, 2010 13:11 |
|
Lemonus posted:I swear dig up that man and put him on trial.
|
# ¿ Oct 29, 2010 14:19 |
|
Zealous Abattoir posted:So, I bombed the LSAT. I guess I am bowing out.
|
# ¿ Oct 30, 2010 02:54 |
|
Shang Yang posted:stuffing a sock into your undies sounds like a certain type of fraud to me
|
# ¿ Nov 8, 2010 04:33 |
|
passed the NJ bar, sorry Adar
|
# ¿ Nov 9, 2010 17:50 |
|
Elotana posted:Hahaha I got the letter with my actual bar exam score back and I think am the most efficient attorney in Texas
|
# ¿ Nov 10, 2010 15:08 |
|
|
# ¿ May 15, 2024 05:56 |
|
Baruch Obamawitz posted:a friend of mine dated Aria Giovanni his 2L summer instead of trying to get a job. He still had a job after the bar.
|
# ¿ Nov 17, 2010 16:28 |