|
Direwolf posted:OK, so NYU finally got back to me (the first letter got lost in the mail, apparently). I have been waitlisted! If you're waitlisted at this point you're probably not going
|
# ¿ May 14, 2010 21:49 |
|
|
# ¿ May 16, 2024 11:06 |
|
Caligula Caesar posted:Welp, after being held, re-reviewed, waitlisted, and reviewed again, I got into Harvard Law! Apparently it IS possible to get in as a boring white person with a <170 LSAT. Goons, take heart! What was your GPA? Who did your mother used to blow?
|
# ¿ May 14, 2010 23:22 |
|
atlas of bugs posted:Hello, I'm from New Orleans, and I'd like to inform you that the voodoo spirit of Baron Samedi presides over both matters of death and law. It's an interesting pairing, I know. You can purchase a voodoo poppet in the Baron's image at any New Orleans voodoo shop or online from any reputable source. Make sure you poppet is ceremonially cursed by at least a High Priestess with an incantation of two weeks or more. This cursed poppet has many uses; for example, I built it an altar of spiced rum and Hershey's kisses last year in the hopes of success in law school, but now I use it to pray for merciful death!
|
# ¿ May 15, 2010 07:02 |
|
qwertyman posted:Don't listen to this. I got accepted off the waitlist 10 days before classes started. Everybody has at least heard of some person who got off the waitlist that late, but it's pretty rare. You have to start making arrangements to live in a given city, etc., and eventually, even if you do get in, you have to break a lease or find a sublettor, move (again?) - the whole process just sucks.
|
# ¿ May 15, 2010 22:56 |
|
Civil posted:I read the whole set of the OPs, and god drat, I wish my wife would have seen this years ago. I met her during her last year of law school, and even 2 years after her graduation, we are sitting on a massive pile of her school debt. On top of that, she realized that jobs in the legal field paid so low that she ended up getting work as a business consultant (no law degree required) and is making 2x as much as she would have as a lawyer. Haha you didn't marry your wife, you married her debt and lovely job prospects Two words: Due Diligence
|
# ¿ May 16, 2010 21:39 |
|
Save me jeebus posted:After four years straight through an evening program with internships interspersed (no pay! ), having to do an extra summer because he failed community property, and failing the bar, my husband still thinks he's going to be a lawyer dagnabbit and he'll have a job too. Want an upgrade?
|
# ¿ May 17, 2010 14:21 |
|
ewr2870 posted:No. I was asking because has low scores and yet is at a T14. URM candidates are far more likely to get into T14s with low scores and bad grades than are other candidates. This isn't news. This might be news to goons, but schools do actually like college athletes. It's a pretty good soft to have.
|
# ¿ May 18, 2010 01:17 |
|
quote:"He is an elderly man, red-faced, white-haired, and choleric. His passion is for the British law, and he fights for the mere pleasure of fighting and is equally ready to take up either side of a question, so that it is no wonder that he has found it a costly amusement. Sometimes he will shut up a right of way and defy the parish to make him open it. At others he will with his own hands tear down some other man's gate and declare that a path has existed there from time immemorial, defying the owner to prosecute him for trespass. He is learned in old memorial law and communal rights, and he applies his knowledge sometimes in favour of the villagers of Fernworthy and sometimes against them, so that he is periodically either carried in triumph down the village street or else burned in effigy, according to his latest exploit. . . Apart from the law he seems a kindly, good-natured person . . . [T]here are rumors that he intends to prosecute Dr. Mortimer for opening a grave without the consent of next of kin because he dug up the Neolithic skull in the barrow on Long Down. He helps to keep our lives from being monotonous and gives a little comic relief where it is badly needed." Think like a lawyer.txt
|
# ¿ May 18, 2010 04:23 |
|
Abugadu posted:Good theory. Here, I've compiled a list of every Harvard Law student or graduate who is reluctant to tell people they go/went to Harvard Law: The same thing goes for Stanford (in general)
|
# ¿ May 19, 2010 05:44 |
|
newberstein posted:Thanks for all the replies. I knew that URM was a big factor, but I guess I didn't realize how big. Yay for being a beaner I guess! That's what I've always said. Esp. in AZ where you can get some of that sweet, sweet class action money that will come rolling in.
|
# ¿ May 19, 2010 20:01 |
|
billion dollar bitch posted:And an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope. They show cavity searches on COPS?
|
# ¿ May 19, 2010 23:11 |
|
Adar posted:David Brin's theory is that privacy is obsolete; technology makes snooping so easy that we may as well give up, admit there's no privacy anymore as a concept, and put restraints on what people can do with the information instead. David Brin also writes passionately about dolphins loving
|
# ¿ May 20, 2010 06:14 |
|
So what does an ulcer feel like?
|
# ¿ May 20, 2010 22:18 |
|
Lykourgos posted:Where else would you have me work? It's a noble office, managing the realm under the learned guidance of honourable judges. Finally, an admission of identity
|
# ¿ May 21, 2010 19:53 |
|
So, speaking of think like a lawyer, I watched Kick rear end last night, and mentally started adding up the murders the little girl committed. LAW SCHOOL HAS ROBBED ME OF MY ABILITY TO ENJOY WANTON VIOLENCE.subjectnamehere posted:Just locked down a summer position at the Los Angeles City Attorney's Office. It was promised to me in February if I didn't get the other position I applied for. Finally got her to follow through on it. See you there brosef. I'm starting 6/1
|
# ¿ May 24, 2010 07:25 |
|
subjectnamehere posted:Sweet, which department? I start 6/16 - Soonest I could get a fingerprint appointment. Got PMs?
|
# ¿ May 24, 2010 07:45 |
|
SWATJester posted:After a long rear end graduation where our dean (who is the chair of the UNCAT) rambled on about torture for 30 minutes in an incomprehensible accent, and AG Eric Holder gave us wisdom along with a couple shoutouts to some of the grads (one of whom he kissed on the forehead as she crossed the stage; I think she's his niece, because different last name but they look VERY similar), I'm now finished with this 3 year long nightmare. SWATJester, Esquire
|
# ¿ May 24, 2010 16:18 |
|
Roger_Mudd posted:Why do some folks put "Attorney at Law"? Are there other types? Can I be an "Attorney at Computer Games"? It's a holdover from way-back England - attorneys at law practiced in common law courts, solicitors practiced in courts of equity, barristers practiced in the higher courts.
|
# ¿ May 24, 2010 16:51 |
|
The Warp posted:Hello, I had a question that my girlfriend is kind of embarrassed to ask. She just recently graduated from Berkeley with a dual major, but alas the best Law School she can get accepted to right now is LaVerne or Western State University. (1) What was her GPA? (2) What was her LSAT? (3) Is she a minority? (4) Don't go to law school (4a) Don't go to LaVerne or Western State. Really. Have you seen the jpg on the first page of the thread? With the burning money? It's like that, but the money burns FOREVER. (5) What did she major in? (6) Why does she want to go to law school? (7) When did she apply to law school this time around? (8) Tell me about playing battleshits with your gf
|
# ¿ May 27, 2010 07:27 |
|
Angry Midwesterner posted:Quote for emphasis. I don't think you understand exactly where LaVerne and Western State are - TTT doesn't begin to do it justice (still not as bad as Glendale College of Law)
|
# ¿ May 27, 2010 07:33 |
|
SWATJester posted:Jesus I had a 2.8 and a mid 160's and I got into a T1. Haha I'm like you and I got into a T1 with a substantial scholarship that keeps pace with tuition increases. Seriously, if this chick is dumb enough to go for La Verne (really, my mom got a job teaching a class at La Verne's law school when she was fresh out of Loyola Los Angeles) she needs to reevaluate her life choices. If she has a plus-3.0 GPA from Berkeley, she should reapply next cycle, early, and see where she gets in. DO NOT GO TO LA VERNE. DO NOT GO TO WESTERN STATE (I took the LSAT there, it's barely accredited - seriously, it just got off ABA probation like last year)
|
# ¿ May 27, 2010 20:16 |
|
The Warp posted:She's wondering who the gently caress you guys are and where are all the unemployed lawyers you're talking about? She thinks that's there's no harm in going to Western State because she'll get her JD and pass the bar exam like every other lawyer, that they all learn the same damned material and they offered her a really huge scholarship. She thinks that you guys are just saying that she won't have a house by the beach or a cushy corporate firm, but I don't think she understands that it's more dire than that. She should learn to do some loving research. Western State isn't a "new school"- it's a rebranded old school. quote:The American Bar Association (ABA) granted WSU full approval in August 2009. As such, graduates may sit for the bar in all fifty states. So she thinks that going to a school that isn't even ranked by USNWR, and last year, for the first time in its history had a bar passage rate over 75%, is a good plan? When its tuition is roughly equivalent to Loyola Los Angeles? poo poo, Southwestern would be a better choice. Maybe even Whittier. Tell her to get a job in a law firm for a year while she reapplies in October. If she wants to be a lawyer, that's the way to do it. And find out what her LSAT is.
|
# ¿ May 28, 2010 02:44 |
|
Got grades today. Straight loving Bs (and a B+). Best semester yet in law school. Please kill me now.Abugadu posted:So is there liability if people die from 60 year old unexploded ordnance?
|
# ¿ May 28, 2010 05:05 |
|
Lykourgos posted:Definitely true, but on the other hand, she will never experience being a lawyer if she goes to Western. She will, and it certainly will require a high booze tolerance, as well as the ability to drive really fast 6 feet behind the bumper of a speeding ambulance.
|
# ¿ May 28, 2010 05:36 |
|
The Arsteia posted:is that the statutory limit these days? I think that's the rough distance required to (a) still be enough in the ambulance's draft to get pulled along and (b) still be far enough out to spot other accidents that might be more lucrative.
|
# ¿ May 28, 2010 05:47 |
|
Does this count as a discriminatory housing ad?quote:I need a room mate. I'm very easy going quite read and play final fantasy 13. I'm looking for a female red hair single smokes pot and will play final fantasy with me. Let me know if your interested. Cats allowed.
|
# ¿ May 28, 2010 06:16 |
|
PatrickKilpatrick posted:I had to google Western State. It's in Fullerton. I was born and raised the next city over and I have never even heard of this school. That can't be a good sign. I took the LSAT there. You have no idea how depressing the campus is.
|
# ¿ May 28, 2010 09:15 |
|
builds character posted:Oh look, 118 people from Harvard. Yeah, there are all of 13 Illinois grads, some don't list honors, but most are summa or magna cum laude. Oh well who wants to work for Latham anyway. . .
|
# ¿ May 28, 2010 19:46 |
|
I had a dream about having an admiralty law case last night. I think it may have been a portent
|
# ¿ May 30, 2010 18:59 |
|
CmdrSmirnoff posted:Tell us more I think it also involved tornados. Maybe I've found a way to sue God?!?
|
# ¿ May 30, 2010 20:12 |
|
GamingHyena posted:They don't have alternate service in Nebraska? Serve at every known church, synagogue, temple, and heathen altar in the state of Nebraska. One of them is bound to be his primary address.
|
# ¿ May 30, 2010 22:17 |
|
So first day at work today. Found out that there's a hiring freeze at LA DWP, except for key positions, especially linesmen. I guess they really need linesmen. It takes 3 years and around $250,000 to train them, and apparently it's a field where a lot of the experienced people are (a) retiring, (b) dying of old age or (c) getting snapped up by private companies. Ainsley, get your apps in now http://personline.lacity.org/job_list/index.cfm?FuseAction=Showspec&CC=3878 ^^6 figures after three years? A union and job security? Working outdoors? Seriously? Incredulous Red fucked around with this message at 03:34 on Jun 2, 2010 |
# ¿ Jun 2, 2010 03:28 |
|
Pompoon posted:Out of curiosity, how do law schools view applicants with a major in the sciences? Most people I know get a degree in the humanities, or the weird auxiliary major my school has-sort of a law/philosophy type thing, and you also major in history, English, philosophy, etc. Anything that's heavy on writing and textual analysis. Would a science major be at a disadvantage? Applying to law school would be a disadvantage
|
# ¿ Jun 2, 2010 05:07 |
|
Special A posted:I know everyone loves hating on applying to law school, but can't we answer the questions too? Really, it doesn't make you all that special. There are plenty of people who majored in bio, chem, physics, engineering, computer science, or took enough science credits to sit for the patent bar. Schools care about (1) LSAT (2) GPA (3) URM . . . . . . . . . . . . and then, light minutes out from the rest of that, softs like where you went to school, what you majored in. That's the general rule. I guess there will always be some admissions officer who masturbates furiously while thinking of sneaking one or two white dance/physics majors with low GPAs and LSATs into his class of uniform 170+/3.9 manufactured snowflakes, but really that's a poor bet.
|
# ¿ Jun 2, 2010 05:22 |
|
So for my externship, it's just me and some dude from Harvard working there. Sonofabitch wears suits everyday, so I have to as well. I just make sure I stay later than he does.
|
# ¿ Jun 3, 2010 03:09 |
|
prussian advisor posted:Not if the actual employees there don't. Actually, if they don't and he does, you almost certainly shouldn't. The lawyers do. It's a public agency so dress code is all over the place.
|
# ¿ Jun 3, 2010 03:41 |
|
The Warp posted:Mission Accomplished What was her LSAT/GPA again?
|
# ¿ Jun 4, 2010 07:01 |
|
The Warp posted:Her GPA was a 3.6, her LSAT was, well, she won't tell me. Heh. So somewhere between 145 and 155
|
# ¿ Jun 4, 2010 08:04 |
|
Ainsley McTree posted:Went straight from college to law school, if I leave the JD off my resume I have to leave my internships off as well and then my resume basically reads "worked a lameo office job, went to college, did nothing for 4 years" Curriculum Vitae of dicks sucked. A veritable who's who of the closeted middle-aged gay family man of the northeast
|
# ¿ Jun 4, 2010 08:06 |
|
|
# ¿ May 16, 2024 11:06 |
|
Anyone know how to make superscript numbers automatically sequential in Word?
|
# ¿ Jun 7, 2010 07:55 |