Lawyer & Law School Megathread #12: Started Out Barrister, Ended Up Barista

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scribe jones: Sep 17, 2008; One of the key problems in the analysis of this puzzling book is to be able to differentiate a real language from meaningless writing.

Red Bean Juice posted:

I just want to add that even if you end up lucky and get into a school beyond your credentials (like me), the effect will be roughly analogous to signing up for an underground rugby league populated entirely by grizzly bears

Anyway, here's some dumb comics.

why did no one quote this.

# ¿ Apr 11, 2011 07:58

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 23:32

scribe jones: Sep 17, 2008; One of the key problems in the analysis of this puzzling book is to be able to differentiate a real language from meaningless writing.

"not laudable" :raise:

# ¿ May 30, 2011 05:58

scribe jones: Sep 17, 2008; One of the key problems in the analysis of this puzzling book is to be able to differentiate a real language from meaningless writing.

Any un- or minimally-employed Nevada lawgoons please PM me!! Thanks and god bless

# ¿ Jun 7, 2011 22:36

scribe jones: Sep 17, 2008; One of the key problems in the analysis of this puzzling book is to be able to differentiate a real language from meaningless writing.

Celot posted:

Well I guess I am hosed. Thanks.

L&LSM_success_stories.txt

# ¿ Jun 14, 2011 20:07

scribe jones: Sep 17, 2008; One of the key problems in the analysis of this puzzling book is to be able to differentiate a real language from meaningless writing.

got a fb friend agonizing about which schools to apply to for "sports law." hope I die, or he dies, or both

# ¿ Jul 1, 2011 20:29

scribe jones: Sep 17, 2008; One of the key problems in the analysis of this puzzling book is to be able to differentiate a real language from meaningless writing.

Adar posted:

I am taking a job on the Isle of Man if that means anything to you

a whole isle full of men, huh :raise:

# ¿ Jul 30, 2011 20:15

scribe jones: Sep 17, 2008; One of the key problems in the analysis of this puzzling book is to be able to differentiate a real language from meaningless writing.

those e-mails are Babby's First Job inappropriate, let alone at a hotshot law firm

# ¿ Aug 19, 2011 20:45

scribe jones: Sep 17, 2008; One of the key problems in the analysis of this puzzling book is to be able to differentiate a real language from meaningless writing.

Phil Moscowitz posted:

Be a loving dentist. Even idiots can do it, the hours are a joke, the pay is insane, and the only drawback is you have to look in people's disgusting mouths all day.

pretty sure it's the technicians/hygienists who have to look in mouths all day. the dentist is the one who comes out to talk to you for five minutes about golf, then goes back to his office to look at all the oversized novelty checks he got from insurers that day

# ¿ Nov 10, 2011 00:52

scribe jones: Sep 17, 2008; One of the key problems in the analysis of this puzzling book is to be able to differentiate a real language from meaningless writing.

Phil Moscowitz posted:

Law is patient, law is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud

The law is out there! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

# ¿ Jan 26, 2012 22:34

scribe jones: Sep 17, 2008; One of the key problems in the analysis of this puzzling book is to be able to differentiate a real language from meaningless writing.

crankdatbatman posted:

You can't tell me that these law schools just sit here and exploit thousands of students each year. There's got to be some kind of career opportunity for people, even at trashy schools, right?

holy lol

# ¿ Feb 5, 2012 19:46

scribe jones: Sep 17, 2008; One of the key problems in the analysis of this puzzling book is to be able to differentiate a real language from meaningless writing.

entris posted:

hahaha I love that one! that's "stat", right - ie, "keep as is" ? usually when a partner made a correction then changed their mind?

"stet". but yeah.

# ¿ Feb 10, 2012 19:48

scribe jones: Sep 17, 2008; One of the key problems in the analysis of this puzzling book is to be able to differentiate a real language from meaningless writing.

Baruch Obamawitz posted:

If you're hanging a shingle, does it make sense to have a home office? If I cut down doing overtime at work, I could probably start doing a few cases here and there (bankruptcy? I actually have experience there; I interned for a bankruptcy judge once upon a time)...

Sure, if you want no-asset 7s traipsing through your house all day

# ¿ Sep 19, 2013 21:43

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 23:32

scribe jones: Sep 17, 2008; One of the key problems in the analysis of this puzzling book is to be able to differentiate a real language from meaningless writing.

Unamuno posted:

Started doing legal work today. On a completely unrelated note, suicide hotlines are anonymous and won't result in the authorities being notified, right? Asking for a friend.

"what's something I can do for a living that's even more soul-crushing than tournament poker? ah, of course"

# ¿ Jul 31, 2014 00:22

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