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im at the library and a guy just yelped aloud and then apologized to everyone because he just got a job
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# ¿ May 7, 2010 00:31 |
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2024 02:05 |
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conlaw exam in an hour and a half. i know my mccolloch. i know my dole. i know my pike and darby and jones & laughlin and lee optical, and my CCCCGG-MPLS, that is to say corfield v coryell, carolene, cruzan, casey, glucksberg, griswald, meyer, poe v ullman, lawrence, and saenz. lets. *chk chk* do this.
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# ¿ May 7, 2010 18:33 |
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Tetrix posted:B basically
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# ¿ May 8, 2010 02:35 |
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JudicialRestraints posted:Lawrence? Since when is 'conlaw' 'buttsex law' since like.. 2003
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# ¿ May 8, 2010 02:35 |
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JudicialRestraints posted:I'm paying $260 a month with utilities included. jesus freaking madison
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# ¿ May 8, 2010 03:15 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZP5DCXD8vc
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# ¿ May 8, 2010 05:04 |
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11th hour in the library, gonna be here until 2
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# ¿ May 9, 2010 03:22 |
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THE MACHO MAN posted:Ok this is pretty much what I was asking thanks i go to a TTT for free and it still feels like a waste, cant imagine what paying for it would be like
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# ¿ May 9, 2010 03:53 |
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THE MACHO MAN posted:What year are you and do you feel it's a waste? Poor job prospects or what? im a 1L. Job prospects are pretty poor right now up here (the Cities (although not as bad as elsewhere in the country apparently)) so its sort of discouraging to know that my degree will have really limited application. i'm applying for transfer to Minnesota and Wisconsin at the moment (Wisconsin already promised me a seat), and ive planned to since i decided to go here. if you dont mind spending a year at a school that you plan to leave after a year, then maybe think long and hard about going. if you plan on going and staying: pretty much dont
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# ¿ May 9, 2010 04:26 |
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JudicialRestraints posted:I went to a party last night where two sophmores got really excited when I mentioned I was a law student. They indicated that they wanted to go to law school and started crowding really close to me. Before long they were fawning over me, touching me - laughing at jokes that weren't funny. I had both of them in the palm of my hand. yeah if you've never impressed a sexy coed with tales of law school well then go right on back to gbs. imo the rest of the time just tell people you're a grad student
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# ¿ May 9, 2010 04:39 |
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CaptainScraps posted:I answered a policy question in my ADR final with an answer of how civil procedure precluded his question. there was a class action question on my civpro ii final today, and the question started out by saying something like "jane is not sure how to dismiss her case and bring it again in federal court as a class action and she comes to you for advice," so for the adequacy of representation requirement under frcp 23(a)(4) i put "her competence as a lawyer comes into question when the first person she asks about how to voluntarily dismiss a civil action is a first year law student in the middle of finals"
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# ¿ May 11, 2010 02:33 |
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Currently writing my transfer application for Minnesota and not having any luck with what to write about. What do I say other than "i really like your clinics and your school is like 100 spots up the ranking"?
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# ¿ May 11, 2010 23:10 |
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prussian advisor posted:This is basically what I wrote all my personal statements about, without mentioning their spot in the rankings, of course. Most were all some variation on "I want to practice this kind of law, your school would put me in a better position to practice it because of <reasons>." Make sure you mention any ties (familial or otherwise) that you have to the area, even if it's not a "regionally-oriented" law school, or any history that you have with the law school or its underlying University, if only to make them realize that you actually care about that school in particular and aren't just spamming. I'm in the same metro area right now so it's not an issue of location. Also I went there for undergrad, I don't know how important that would be to mention?
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# ¿ May 11, 2010 23:15 |
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Incredulous Red posted:Mine was Twilight themed
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# ¿ May 12, 2010 05:57 |
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Draile posted:I once had a 15-person writing class where the professor gave one person an A and everyone else a B+. I thought it was a clever new take on law school grades being totally arbitrary. our property professor gives 1 A between his two 50-person property classes
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# ¿ May 12, 2010 18:12 |
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it is literally possible to get the cali award for property with an A-
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# ¿ May 12, 2010 18:12 |
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Incredulous Red posted:Anyone have good conlaw flowcharts? here let me get this one out of my brain forever Dormant Commerce Clause short questions 1. Is activity being regulated commerce? (Gibbons v. Odgen) 2. Is the commerce interstate? 3. Has Congress spoken? longer questions 1. If the state regulation facially discriminatory against ISC in effect or purpose, apply strict scrutiny 2. If the regulation is even-handed with only an incidental effect on ISC, the law is valid unless the burden imposed is clearly excessive in relation to the putative local benefits (Pike Test).
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# ¿ May 13, 2010 02:37 |
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moratorium on celebrating being done with 1L classes until next thursday, tyvm
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# ¿ May 13, 2010 23:35 |
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JudicialRestraints posted:Go to a T3 or T4 with a scholarship. If you work hard you'll be able to transfer to a T14/T1. I know plenty of people who have done it, it's really no big deal. and hopefully you'll know one more, my applications will be complete by next week
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# ¿ May 14, 2010 01:23 |
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BigHead posted:UMN Chat: Out newly super conservative Governor Pawlenty (who used to be intelligent until he wanted to be President) convinced his good friend Mr. Chief Justice of the MN Supreme Court to step down, at which point Pawlenty appointed his Whore of the Supreme Court to Chief Justice (she's a Whore because it has taker her literally less than a year to go from Assistant County Prosecutor --> County Attorney --> District Judge --> SCOMN --> CJ of SCOMN). As soon as she was appointed, Pawlenty somehow managed to nominate the loving UMN Professor Stras, who is about as dumb as a loving doornail and proudly clerked for loving Thomas to SCOMN. otoh they just ruled Pawlenty's unallotments to last year's budget illegal, and now federally funded services state-wide have carte blanche to sue for lost funding, which adds up to I think $3 billion in cuts lol I worked for the senate last year and we spent like 3 months fixing his godawful budget only to have him unilaterally gently caress it up at the 11th hour, so it was a nice ruling because I had been impotently fuming about it since last May and now... satisfaction
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# ¿ May 14, 2010 05:29 |
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There was a serious conflict of interests the day the decision got handed down because on one hand, study for finals, on the other hand, go out and get lovely with my ex-coworkers... I studied
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# ¿ May 14, 2010 05:32 |
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soj89 posted:You guys must have some really nutso civpro exams. Ours was 50 multiple choice 10 true false and a 5 mark short answer. What's the American one like? 3 hour closed book essay question
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# ¿ May 14, 2010 18:47 |
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Incredulous Red posted:Two words: Due Diligence
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# ¿ May 16, 2010 21:46 |
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poofactory posted:drat, that's harsh. lmbo
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# ¿ May 17, 2010 04:58 |
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AFTER TEN THOUSAND YEARS I'M FREE
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# ¿ May 20, 2010 18:15 |
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Alright transfer app to Minnesota is in, if i don't hear back from them before mid-June I'm applying to Wisconsin.
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# ¿ May 27, 2010 23:21 |
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Yojimbo Sancho posted:It truly is an amazing thing! Join us...join us...no bar exam...join us... Maybe not for you, I would probably be coming back to Minnesota anyway afterward. I'm a former sconnie expat Minnesotan and, well... I take back everything bad I said about Minnesota as a kid in a juvenile desire for state rivalry. Except that it's fucktarded that they play duck-duck-grey duck instead of duck-duck-goose but yeah I may or may not come to Wisconsin b/c I have deferred acceptance there, after my parents, landlady, all my friends, my bank, and my boss, you guys will be the first to know
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# ¿ May 28, 2010 02:25 |
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Incredulous Red posted:She will, and it certainly will require a high booze tolerance, as well as the ability to drive really fast 6 feet behind the bumper of a speeding ambulance. is that the statutory limit these days?
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# ¿ May 28, 2010 05:41 |
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Incredulous Red posted:I think that's the rough distance required to (a) still be enough in the ambulance's draft to get pulled along and (b) still be far enough out to spot other accidents that might be more lucrative. the free market works, people
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# ¿ May 28, 2010 06:33 |
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J Miracle posted:If you end up at a TTT somehow (fiddled the devil and lost, gypsy curse, etc) the one perk is that being in the top 5% of your class is about as challenging as managing to get whiskey from the bottle into your belly not really imo, i p. much spend all my free time studying and i barely crack the top 10%
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# ¿ May 29, 2010 22:14 |
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Ainsley McTree posted:Yeah, that's not true at all. Grades are kind of arbitrary and even if they weren't, the fact that you're at a TTT doesn't mean that 90-95% of your class is dumber than you. yeah, there are dumb people here but they're definitely in the minority, and there are a number of folks that I wonder what in the world they are doing at this school (to which the answer is nearly always scholarship money). If I end up transferring it'll be interesting to compare student bodies, because some of the smartest people I know go to school at my TTT.
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# ¿ May 29, 2010 22:34 |
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Woo hoo transferring to Minnesota!
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2010 00:43 |
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Phil Moscowitz posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpM07PQYNns haha holy friggin poo poo
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2010 22:49 |
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You do not look a judge in the face- cause I don't care what you think about me you gotta respect! this! process!, and if there's anybody I expect to respect this process, it's a second year law student at the University of Miami. Verdict for the plaintiff, $450. And court costs.
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2010 22:54 |
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J Miracle posted:Anybody ever read A Civil Action? There was a doctor in that book that charged $100/hour "sleep rate" for every night in the $500/night hotel he had to spend. ya we read that over break for civil procedure II to show us why knowing the rules can make you own and not knowing the rules can make you look like a petulant crybaby and how letting discovery and trial preparation costs spiral out of control especially when you are being paid contingency is a Really Bad Idea
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2010 23:04 |
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hey petey i transferred to the university of minnesota. did i tell you that
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2010 23:05 |
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nm posted:This isn't that impressive i'm not bragging or anything duder I'm just telling him
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2010 02:07 |
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Petey posted:Good work! Now - you must find Randbrick... In One Month I Will Meet Randbrick
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2010 20:30 |
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Drunken Scourge posted:btw is there some sort of funny or ironic name for schools that make the top 20 but not T14? FTT
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2010 20:33 |
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2024 02:05 |
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scribe jones posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdeSh3vLvYI haha i never noticed that as peter pan he's just wearing a green suit
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2010 20:54 |