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Solution: switch over to defense.
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2010 14:30 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 11:01 |
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sigmachiev posted:TRANSFER CHAT But really, congrats.
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2010 03:13 |
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Death Sandwich posted:The serious part of my question dealt with the diversity at law schools because I am sort of worried that, especially at Emory, the environment will be more predominantly-WASPy than I am used to. Why don't you even read your school's website? I remember coming across that page frequently when I was considering enrolling at Emory.
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2010 23:16 |
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That picture is the best picture.
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2010 17:22 |
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I'm dubious of these claims of solo greatness only because "immigration law" doesn't sound like it nets one all the hookers and blow and phat cars and stacks of money that I've been led to believe a JD would hand me on a silver platter. poofactory, please confirm/deny your frequency with the above in order to validate your "success" as a lawyer. On an unrelated note, what happened to Atlas, who last I remember was dealing with a huge gash in his body? Did he actually get medical attention or did his guts just spill out everywhere?
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2010 18:41 |
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Solomon Grundy posted:Immigration law can be a very lucrative practice, often paid in cash. I know of a lawyer, younger than me, who is tied in with a certain ethnic populace and making gigantic sums of money. I can confirm that poofactory's story is not entirely implausible. builds character posted:4. I think you have to respect a place that does this, even if you disagree with it. And I just can't respect anything about that.
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2010 15:00 |
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Adar posted:
Petey posted:
That sucks for unnamed NH lawyer, though.
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2010 00:33 |
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Adar posted:From all accounts, the up past midnight, show up the next day on time rule for staff seems to be an exclusively NY thing. Maybe a couple of other cities too, but mostly NY.
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2010 18:11 |
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Upcoming class of 2013 has a FB group, with various discussion topics. Gunners already spotted.
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2010 23:36 |
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In my final days working in mid-law as a non-lawyer. I'm really going to miss it. I love this job. Being an attorney better be as enjoyable as what I'm doing now but I'm pretty confident that these past two years will end up having been the best job I will ever have had in my entire life lol unless if I make it to the federal judiciary lol not going to happen.
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2010 19:47 |
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TyChan posted:If it's so enjoyable, why do you want to be a lawyer? tau posted:Being an attorney is the tops. Incidentally, the attorneys I work for were kind enough to divulge the wisdom as to what is best in law school life: to sit in the front of every class, to always raise my hand to answer questions and to bring a roller-bag to carry all of my books. What great advice!
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2010 22:24 |
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Hey guys you need to chill some guy I interned with at the local county PD office a few years ago who was going to [redacted] - which is actually only provisionally accredited - said that As are for academia, Bs are for Judges and Cs are for us $100k+ attorneys. True story. So back off.
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2010 16:36 |
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Congrats on the Philly job. Is it just the practice area isn't what you want to do? Seconding "like" option for posts.
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2010 03:08 |
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Haven't grasped the application behind the concept of "thinking like a lawyer" by the end of week 1 of 1L. Am apparently not that special snowflake that my mom told me I was. Failed to live up to "don't drink except on weekends" twice already. Pamphlet explaining rampant alcohol abuse handed out at beginning of classes was funny(ironic?). Professor started today's class with "The good majority of you aren't going to be able to get a firm job. I hope you know what kind of lawyer you want to be." ABL was used as citation. Class' optimism plummeted like a brick. This thread had steeled me against such things as "realistic outcasts" of employment opportunities. International environmental human rights lawyer, in the making. For what it's worth, I do enjoy pie.
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2010 21:27 |
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Roger_Mudd posted:The only thing worse than the "thinking like a lawyer" meme is the idea that it will just "click" sometime during your first year. JudicialRestraints posted:Where are you going again? Red Bean Juice posted:
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2010 11:38 |
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Phil Moscowitz posted:This is why you should go to law school, so you can have a dinner like this
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2010 18:36 |
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Are there any readily available resources of hypos with excellent answers I could mine? Additionally, which one has better rewards: Lexis or Westlaw? I recall discussion from a while ago but being awesome and not in law school at the time I didn't really care what was going on outside of tacochats.
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2010 00:42 |
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atlas of bugs posted:That is what I get from this sentence. Grammar Fascist posted:The best tip I figured out is to set up an alert on both Westlaw and Lexis to Shepardize/KeyCite some case every day, and e-mail yourself the result... you'll then automatically get the daily points for doing a search (often double points for Shepardizing/KeyCiting). I have a filter set up so the e-mails automatically get deleted every morning and I never have to see them, but I still get the points.
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2010 15:01 |
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Feeling this:Jove posted:Law School Trip Report: J Miracle posted:Someday down the road you will crank out a legal memo in like 1 day and you will look back on this time of your life and laugh at how hard you thought it was.
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2010 10:25 |
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I don't know what I'm supposed to do with this. I have a drill group to attend, you let me know when I get back tonight. Thanks.
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2010 10:33 |
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Solomon Grundy posted:By 9 a.m., I have been up for at least 4 hours, made three breakfasts and lunches, washed and dressed three kids, delivered them to school/preschool, showered and dressed, got to the office, and worked for at least an hour.
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2010 03:52 |
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Neko Sou posted:LEEWS ... we're guaranteed Bs Totally Negro posted:Now, given what I've read in this thread, I've basically told him that if he's not going to a top 13 school he's just throwing money away on a law education. BigHead posted:The real moment most of us realize they made a mistake is when we read our first 50 page Motion for Partial Summary Judgment re Cross Claim's Interest Rate Start Date
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2010 00:55 |
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JudicialRestraints posted:This is about right. My 173 average on my practice tests turned into a 168. (NOTE: I did not study for the 3 months before my test. I stayed up all night the night before watching Battlestar Galactica. I really only have myself to blame but I choose to blame others). I'm going to law school to practice space law. That is to say, I want to get genocidal and morally ambiguous yet incredibly charismatic and well dressed men off the hook for wrongful conduct... in space!
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2010 15:29 |
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Defenestration posted:Really, wrongful conduct? That's what they were charging him with? I was under the impression it was Treason.
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2010 12:02 |
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I would settle for New York level pay, 1900 billables as more of a suggestion than a requirement, and my work being limited to performing opening and closings for the really interesting cases (hand me bullet points on flashcards ten minutes before showtime). Oh, and I get invited to the team lunches/dinners whenever we're ordering from some place good. Is that asking too much?
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2010 16:41 |
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hypocrite lecteur posted:I saw more drug (ab)use in law school than I have anywhere before or since. A lawyer that turns down an opportunity to drink is like a calf born with half its skin, 3 malformed legs, and an eye in its forehead. If you can, drown her and put her out of her freak misery That was fun. I felt like someone was just reading the appropriate OP sections back at me.
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2010 21:22 |
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BigHead posted:When I got that lecture, it was some sad sack of a man who was denied admittance to the bar because of his drinking. My friends and I all agreed that he was a sad pathetic alchy because any half-decent alchy can still function enough during the day to hide it from the ethics committee. He sort of rambled, so I wasn't entirely too sure what he was trying to get across. Maybe I misunderstood. He did say he wanted to hurt and destroy the people at his intervention though. That was a bit awkward.
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2010 21:31 |
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echopapa posted:As of today, I have reached five Bingos.
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2010 11:57 |
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Red Bean Juice posted:Justice Breyer swung by today, and I got him to sign a comic
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2010 03:33 |
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Torts professor made fun of the class (again) yesterday for going to law school. He laughed at there being no jobs for us. The majority of class laughed with him. I'm thinking not because it was funny because it was true, but because it was funny because everyone's a special snowflake and that just won't hold true for them. That's why I laughed. It helps to mask the otherwise blind panic and fear.
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2010 10:13 |
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Ainsley McTree posted:people in LF are talking about me?
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2010 17:55 |
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Mookie posted:No love for my Meatholes trvia? Does he pay you in porn stars? Is that what you use instead of clown hookers or whatever shenanigans Phil debases himself with?
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2010 03:54 |
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CmdrSmirnoff posted:You need to get yourself some la Fin du Monde Plebe spotted.
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2010 02:17 |
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Feces Starship posted:I'm so sorry Green Crayons. With a word like "mouthfeel" just hanging out there I just had to.
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2010 03:29 |
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atlas of bugs posted:Can I just HAVE the money you were going to spend on applications to schools you weren't planning on attending?
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2010 11:35 |
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At least I hear Natty Ice is great a dulling the pain.
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2010 04:15 |
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CaptainScraps posted:Texas blows!
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2010 18:03 |
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It's because he showed weakness.
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# ¿ Nov 24, 2010 20:54 |
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The answer is always "copious."
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# ¿ Nov 30, 2010 01:50 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 11:01 |
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Why am I so loving sloooooooooow at writing responses? Because I'm bad.
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2010 04:23 |