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Obama Africanus posted:Don't loving huff poo poo you Godamn goony gently caress. If your so desperate to get high that you wanna slam down a hit of organic solvents, go get help. Poppers are p. much just for butt sex, right?
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2014 23:15 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 15:04 |
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A White Guy posted:Poppers are nitrous oxide chargers. He's huffing laughing gas. No, they won't show up on a piss test. Yes, huffing them is not illegal. Poppers are amyl nitrite not whip-its.
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2014 01:21 |
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gleep gloop posted:I see a lot of dudes like that. He was in, did something mundane or just missed any action so he makes up stories to draw attention. Like half the vets in college on the GI Bill do that. According to them like 95% of everyone in the military has shot someone, despite being an intel analyst or radio repairman. I just politely smile, listen and laugh to myself when people do that, but eventually he'll tell his tale to someone who really got into some poo poo and will get bitched out. Yup. One of my buddies in my Master's program was Fallujah vet infantry Marine and he didn't say much about it. He did love getting drunk and cockblocking fake military and pogues trying to tell war stories like this "airborne" guy we're talking about. "Every pogue says they're infantry and every infantry says they're special forces"
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 15:06 |
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Because anyone dumb enough to sign up needs to be watched by someone who wasn't.
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2014 15:07 |
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Christoff posted:I thought in the Navy there was a time period where if you wanted to re-enlist or go reserves you'd have lost your rank/rating Dunno, but my reserve unit's got a couple enlisted guys with 10 year gaps in service who came back at their old rates.
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2014 15:03 |
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Snowdens Secret posted:The Navy only has reserves because the other branches do. You can't use Reserve sailors for poo poo other than shipyard firewatches and gateguards. I can't tell if this is a serious post.
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2014 02:02 |
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Christoff posted:Yeah those 80 year old dudes were in the reserves Like I said, we just had an ISC retire with 20something years of service who enlisted in the Ford administration and I've got an IS1 who just joined the reserves with at least a 10 year gap since he was active, all he had to do was get his clearance back. As far as I can tell you get to keep your rate after any amount of time.
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2014 02:26 |
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zombie303 posted:But how did they drive their ships in the mountains They're called "amphibs" you dummy.
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2014 02:30 |
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Christoff posted:All USMC units should be reserve units Activate only when an amphibious assault is necessary.
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2014 03:02 |
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Cenen posted:Since I didn't join the Army I doubt I'll ever wear an ACU patrol cap. Anyone have guidance for the MULTICAM BASEBALL CAP? Wear it with an Affliction t-shirt.
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2014 02:45 |
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Affi posted:How did you prepare for going to a really hot country? Any acclimatization tips? I don't function all that well in heat and i'd like to prepare as much as possible at home. Start drinking water now. Your body has to get used to higher water intake before you need it.
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2014 22:28 |
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Laranzu posted:Dude I was in school with was formally in a regional navy band. Chill dude, burned out on the tuba or whatever and decided to go into computer networks. Good at gay chicken and dirty jokes. I always wondered how they auditioned tuba players. "Okay, your 'bum-bum bum-bum bum-bum' wasn't quite up to par"
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2014 05:12 |
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TsarAleksi posted:For a more accurate equivalency, the ranks run parallel to normal O ranks, but generally are treated with more respect and as technical experts. Yes technically all CWOs are junior to all commissioned officers but I've never seen someone pull rank like you imply. A CWO can be a really vital asset for a command beacuse they are outside the normal structure and much more in a position to call someone (be it a JO, senior officer, or a chief) on stupid ideas and decisions. I've never seen a WO1 or a CWO5. The warrants I have seen got treated about the same as O3-O4.
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2014 03:36 |
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Christoff posted:What rank do you have to be to not wear white undershirts. CWO5? 0-6? I think there's a rate issue, too. Like, a BMCS can lose the undershirt but an ISCS sure shouldn't.
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2014 22:57 |
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Bring a gun your first day in the unit and shoot up the place. This will establish your dominance over the enlisted peasant scum. *only applicable to medical billets
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2015 15:33 |
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Benny the Snake posted:Wait so paratrooper's don't these days? If not, I'm gonna ask the military history thread then. I'm actually taking a stab at the military sci-fi genre so I'm wondering if I could base hard drops on paratrooper ones. There have been combat drops more recently than the Marines have done opposed amphibious landings, but both are pretty irrelevant in today's battlefield.
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2015 19:50 |
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:^^^gently caress youuuuuuuuu It really says something about the Pentagon that during an actual real life war, they plan photo op bullshit like this so a unit can feel good about itself.
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2015 20:15 |
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Ron Jeremy posted:Is there a source to see what/when units won awards? I was looking through the end of "Blind Man's Bluff" where it lists all the crazy number of unit awards given to USS Parche. I was wondering if that stuff is listed somewhere by year. Or more generally, Can I see what ships won say, the Battle "E" in a particular group for the last ten years? You can check https://http://awards.navy.mil but there are definitely omissions.
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2015 19:11 |
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Nuclear War posted:You're not an idiot, I am though for leaving out basic info from my post. See, thing is I'm moving from active duty to reserves after several years . My fiancè is American and I just got my VISA, Since my military certifications (which should equal an american EMT-paramedic easily, I've been a combat medic in Afghanistan and trained other medics for years after) don't count for squat in civilian life in Norway, I've applied and got into a paramedic program, mostly because they recognized my experience as equalling a EMT B degree, in the Seattle area. When I've done the degree, I'll apply for a spousal green card probably unless something unforeseen happens. Need to be on a student visa or the Norwegian government won't cover my education costs. If you have contacts with Guard or Reserve in the area and have certifications that you know will apply, it wouldn't be a bad idea. "Hey Ronny, I'm in the area for a while, you think some drill weekend they'd like me to do some training?" "Yeah, we have gently caress all to do most weekends, I'll talk to the CO." Just cold-calling won't get you anywhere.
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# ¿ May 11, 2015 23:14 |
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Dead Reckoning posted:Also you can be absolutely certain that the contractor employing said Indians/Pakistanis/Nepalis is cheerfully exploiting the poo poo out of them thanks to lax oversight and non-existant local laws. Well, "exploiting" is a relative term. They're probably better off than they would be as indentured laborers in the Gulf states.
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2015 19:38 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 15:04 |
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Booblord Zagats posted:Long time listener, first time caller. I guess I'm just curious why would anyone join in peace time I signed up for ROTC pre-9/11 on the theory that I'd spend 4 years getting paid to cruise around the world drinking in every country. These days? No idea.
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2015 00:38 |