Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
MaxPowers
Dec 29, 2004

OZYMANDICKASS posted:

Really depends on what he's doing and what his standard of living is like.

If he's out trying to murder people every day and taking baths with 20oz bottles of water, then a box of nicotine and reading materials wrapped in 20 pairs of clean socks would be ideal.

Baby wipes(the flexible 24 resealable pack), smokes/dip, and socks. Green socks were required( corps ) but after a while it became " How low can you blouse your boots "

Send a few packs of gummy bears or worms, they'll turn into gummy bricks and its the best thing in the world. Don't send anything covered in chocolate, it becomes a giant mess of licking wrappers and temptation to get it on every surface. Or do if thats his thing.

I sent one of our goon brothers like 200$ in beef jerky from Big Johns who is also goon associated in the coupons subforum. Im pretty sure I got that dude gang raped by his unit because that jerky is pretty awesome.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

  • Locked thread