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USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

MegaJoe89 posted:

I just don't get it, we have reserves but they've usually done at least a year of 'active' duty and have a skill that they use on a daily basis than can be used on peacekeeping operations. German language is so off our radar for operationally useful languages same with Korean, that we can just get a civilian to fill that slot if need be. Slavic languages/Arabic languages/Pashto/Farsi/Dari are the only ones we will shell out money for people to learn and we have a hard time with that.

Well see, the reason we train people in all these languages is because America has a boner.

It has a raging boner of a 16 year old boy who just got slipped viagra by his buddy.

Now imagine the middle east is a pussy. We really like to gently caress that sandy snatch for some reason, but it doesn't always satisfy us. Sometimes this raging boner thirsts for dry humping or just, well, being a dick. A dick that likes being stuck in pudding. Other countries' pudding.

Our linguists trained in all kinds of bullshit lets us at least project the imagine we might be listening to them or would be ready to gently caress them right up the rear end without lube at any moment.

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