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AlternateNu
May 5, 2005

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These are the many many reasons why I'm glad I'm regaled to the Larkin school, off primary campus, and in, I'm guessing, effectively, the highest ranking class on post. Out of the 16 in my class, I have 1 Specialist, 1 AF Master Sergeant, and 13 O-3+. And, the specialist is in the middle of having his PhD Thesis approved. :v:

Hell, I mean...I'm an anime geek and all but some of the poo poo I see these kids doing out in town would make Man-Fey embarrassed.

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AlternateNu
May 5, 2005

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ElHuevoGrande posted:

You're in luck! When I was there (2005-2007) I asked "Why do the O's get hookups?" and I actually got a straight answer.

O's who aren't FAOs go to DLI for billet specific language requirements. requirements that are often times much less stringent than those for enlisted linguists. Given that the officers tend to be sent rather begrudgingly to language training, (due to cost) the emphasis is on getting them finished and doing their next job, rather than proficient by DLI standards. So when the military leadership is presented with a choice of whether to pull an officer who sucks at the language, or push him through with tutoring, they tend to come down strongly on one side.

Why do the civ teachers cut O's slack? Most of these people come from rather authoritarian cultures, and are no poo poo impressed by the shiny bars. They're human beings, and suceptible to things like that.

I'll just put in my two cents on this, since it's more accurate than alot of people will think. I'm in DLI for an exchange slot with the German Navy, and yes, passing the DLPT is moot for my billet. Whether I pass or not, I'm still going over there. I just won't get the extra pay for billet relevant language proficiency. Doesn't mean me and the other O's in the class aren't trying their hardest, though. In fact, we had an Army Captain bumped for failing three tests in a row, and he lost his next gig, so we're not all exempt.

Though....I'm not so sure about authoritarian culture aspect. The German instructors certainly don't hide their discontent when we gently caress stuff up. Though, in regards to our MLI, we've seen him maybe once in the last 4 months. He doesn't even come close to our class, anymore. In fact, whenever unfair or retarded poo poo comes down, our AF Master Sergeant doesn't hesitate to go down and brow beat him. It's kind of funny, because us O's don't really give a poo poo when they ask us to do a little something extra.

AlternateNu fucked around with this message at 01:07 on Jun 29, 2010

AlternateNu
May 5, 2005

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Pompous Rhombus posted:

Has anyone ever accidentally called someone a "grammar Nazi" or something similar in front of the teacher and had things get awkward?

Nope....they're pretty open about it, actually. We have running jokes with the instructors about kicking the crap out of or stealing stuff from the French students. And, whenever we're successful in such endeavors, we declare we have "found our Belgium!". Though, early on some were making "Studieren Macht Frei" jokes, including an idea of making a huge sign and posting it above the "TO LARKIN" sign down the wooden walkway to the school but those didn't last very long.

Two of our instructors are over 70 years old and were born during and grew up in post WWII Germany. They always have interesting stories.

AlternateNu
May 5, 2005

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ManMythLegend posted:

Hahaha.

You know, I don't think I've actually ever met an MN. We don't really run in the same circles.

Minemen are awesome. I grew up (read: got my pin) on a sweep. It was definitely a learning experience, and certainly changed my perspective on how I viewed the mundane inter-rate bullshit that happens on ships. When I reported to my second ship, I could never understand the animosity between the OS's, BM's, GM's, and STG's, because on sweeps, there's nothing but MN's and they do all of those jobs. It's pretty amazing.

Though......the trade of with having an all male ship of 90 guys is....well, you get all the crap with having an all male ship of 90 guys. I evoke the surface fleet version of Rule 34 in regards to that.

AlternateNu
May 5, 2005

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ManMythLegend posted:

I thought having an all male ship was great. I say "all male" to mean no enlisted women since there were a few female O's. Either way though I didn't have to deal with all of the stupid drama that having the opposite sex crammed together for 7+ months causes. It was nice.

You know after the whole "throwing out the three female officers for sleeping with enlisted guys" thing.

Nah, dude. All male is ALL MALE with a wardroom made up of 8 guys. I mean....one of our "induction requirements" was having our lone SAR swimmer trick you to look at his dick.

Hell, our 1stLT on more than one occasion would just waltz into the Admin Office (if it could be called one), and just whip his dick out while shootin' the poo poo with our YN.

Oh, and it definitely made the Shellback Ceremony a little more....uhh...interesting.

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