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Asterios
Apr 17, 2008

So long, Skorpex!

https://www.presidentbaby.com
You have to listen to The Best Show on WFMU. You just have to. It's the best comedy podcast out there.

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Asterios
Apr 17, 2008

So long, Skorpex!

https://www.presidentbaby.com
I'm a guest comedian this week on the Maximum Fun podcast International Waters. It's a game show where Jesse Thorn quizzes US & UK comedians about each other's pop culture.

http://www.maximumfun.org/international-waters/international-waters-episode-6-half-fictional-fluffy-cat-rabbits

Asterios
Apr 17, 2008

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Thank you both for the compliments! I was nervous about being on it because I love so much of what MaxFun puts out, so I'm happy to hear you guys liked it.

Asterios
Apr 17, 2008

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Apparently, Gallagher will be on the final episode of the Paul Goebel Show, recorded live at Bridgetown.

Asterios
Apr 17, 2008

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caligulamprey posted:

And that's why Walking the Room stunt-casting him into an appearance is going to be so very, very glorious.

My dream is that Todd Glass takes a swing at him.

I think every comedian who's booked Gallagher at Bridgetown is gonna try and make news with him. There's a lot of attention to gain if Gallagher does something crazy on your podcast or show, and nothing to lose, as you'll never look like a bigger rear end in a top hat than a homophobic racist.

If Paul Goebel gets to him first, he may split Bridgetown entirely halfway through the taping.

Asterios
Apr 17, 2008

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I worked across the hall from that Shaq internet show, and the people running that show were giant dicks. I know Sean got a gig writing for The Ben Show, like, immediately after that Shaq show. I'm sure he's way better off.

Asterios
Apr 17, 2008

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ACS posted:

If no one listens to Boner City USA, you really really should. Glorious.

Yeah, I really enjoy this show. My good friends host it and it's fantastic.

Asterios
Apr 17, 2008

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https://www.presidentbaby.com
I'm going to be on Jordan, Jesse, Go! in a few weeks. Any longtime fans have tips or suggestions on what to do (or not to do)?

Asterios
Apr 17, 2008

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The_Rob posted:

Make some good dick jokes. If there is one thing those two love it's dick jokes.

If possible maybe you can whip your dick out??

You got it!

Asterios
Apr 17, 2008

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Teddybear posted:

Oh, hey, I remember you from International Waters! You were pretty funny.

Thank you so much! That show was so much fun to do.

Asterios
Apr 17, 2008

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Uterbrauten posted:

Asterios was also great on the gone but not forgotten "Two Jacks/Huff and Stapes" podcasts.

I can't hear a Springsteen song anymore without thinking about Bruce Springsteen's Spring Tea.

You have made my entire thanksgiving. gently caress this family poo poo!

Asterios
Apr 17, 2008

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https://www.presidentbaby.com
My episode of Jordan, Jesse, Go! drops tomorrow. We talk about Something Awful (and specifically this thread) for a nice chunk of it. Here's the list of potential nicknames I went in with:

Asterios
Apr 17, 2008

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WoG posted:

Congrats, Asterios! I refreshed the feed this morning to see if it was out yet for my drive in, but no such luck.

Episode's up! One of you fine goons are mentioned by name.

Jordan, Jesse, Go! #303: "Hobbit Coffee"

Asterios fucked around with this message at 20:41 on Dec 9, 2013

Asterios
Apr 17, 2008

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King Lou posted:

Who is it? Who gets named? :ohdear:

The Bunk?

Man, you mentioned like 3 people...

You should have seen their faces when I mentioned The Bunk's advice. I felt immediate shame.

Asterios
Apr 17, 2008

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Thank you both! The episode is getting good feedback on Twitter and their boards, so hopefully they'll have me back on regardless of how much I trolled them to their faces.

Asterios
Apr 17, 2008

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I can't even believe how nice everyone is being about my appearance on this show. Thank you, it really means a lot. They're two of my favorite people, and it was so surreal to be sitting in that studio talking to two of the funniest people in LA.

If you liked the episode, all I ask is that you let them know. Hey, maybe they'll have me back!

Asterios
Apr 17, 2008

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For those of you who enjoyed my appearance on JJGO a few weeks back, here's some stand-up of me talking about Hobbit Coffee:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zq1gPKwyw70

Asterios fucked around with this message at 00:54 on Jan 10, 2014

Asterios
Apr 17, 2008

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soggybagel posted:

Private Video?

Ugh, yes, I'm stupid. Here it is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zq1gPKwyw70

Asterios
Apr 17, 2008

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Teddybear posted:

Oh hey, Asterios is a new writer on International Waters. Congrats dude! :3:

Thanks! So far it's a lot of fun - Sarah & Colin are such professionals, it's really impressive how well they run International Waters. I think the next episode will be my first.

Asterios
Apr 17, 2008

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The latest episode of International Waters has a particularly fantastic final round. It's gotta be one of the funniest things our guests have ever done on the show.

https://soundcloud.com/colin-anderson/international-waters-28-kenny-g-lane#t=45:26

Asterios
Apr 17, 2008

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We actually do a whole run on Bond girls in the latest episode of International Waters. This one's really, really good - both teams of guests are super quick, and Dave Holmes kills it too.

Asterios
Apr 17, 2008

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Poopy Palpy posted:

It was a little silly that they were pretending PFT wasn't a regular cast member before this.

It's still great that it's official. It was like a double-good-news morning.

Asterios
Apr 17, 2008

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Hey, if you're a regular MaxFun listener, next week is MaxFun week, which is a celebration of all the network's shows and comedians.

I'm writing a bunch of very obscure MaxFun jokes and topics for a special International Waters. Anyone have any favorite inside jokes, references, or even old MaxFun segments I can talk about? For example, I pitched us doing a "Hulk Hogan News" question for our news roundup, and we're gonna do something with JJGO's "Straight Talk For Teens."

Asterios
Apr 17, 2008

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prefect posted:

I'm a couple of months behind on International Waters, but whoever decided "Speed Racist" would be a good name for a TV show is a genius. :D

That was me!

Asterios
Apr 17, 2008

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Chris Fairbanks, Allie Ward & I all guest on this week's Jordan, Jesse, Go. Jessie couldn't make it so Jordan ran the show, and it was a lot of fun!

http://www.maximumfun.org/jordan-jesse-go/jordan-jesse-go-episode-345-saab-story-chris-fairbanks-asterios-kokkinos-and-alie-wa

Asterios
Apr 17, 2008

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I was just a guest on two pretty hilarious podcasts: Maddox's The Biggest Problem In The Universe and International Waters with The Bugle's Andy Zaltzman.

Asterios
Apr 17, 2008

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prefect posted:

"...it's no wonder they were Tenzing up." :cripes:

Zaltor in fine form there.

It was crazy intimidating to be on a podcast with Andy Zaltzman. I didn't realize he was the other guest until I heard his voice right before air, and it was like, "Oh poo poo, I guess Team America's gonna lose this one."

Asterios
Apr 17, 2008

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I really like Brian & Lindsay, and they work so, so hard for MaxFun behind the scenes. Even if you're not thrilled about the pilot, you might wanna consider donating to help MaxFun break into video.

Asterios
Apr 17, 2008

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I have listened to that The Adventure Zone potion cannon/giant ogre fight three times now. It's so entertaining. If you haven't heard it, it's about halfway through this ep:

http://www.maximumfun.org/adventure-zone/ep-8-moonlighting-chapter-two

Poopy Palpy posted:

International Waters can be pretty great

Yes, International Waters CAN be pretty great. Everyone should listen to it, and also, pledge their money to it.

Asterios
Apr 17, 2008

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Maxwells Demon posted:

Asterios and other writers for International Waters,
The segment "Yankee Candle or Coming of Age Gay Film" was both amazing and hilarious.

Are there any other segments like that (or Jordan Morris' "NPR Host or Minor Star Wars Character)?

Episode 42 w/Kyle Kinane has, "Instagram Filter or Site of a Cult Mass Suicide." Episode 30 has a similar game too. Thanks so much for listening to the show!

Asterios
Apr 17, 2008

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Oh wow. Dave's an old improv teacher of mine, and he used to run Second City LA in the mid 2000's. What did he say?

Asterios
Apr 17, 2008

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Mr. Squishy posted:

That UCB improv is a bag of tricks with no depth to it.

He said that to them on their podcast? He had to just be kidding around, even he's not dumb enough to make fun of them on their own show, right?

A lot of people say that about UCB. I was in a class with Matt Walsh once and he was like, "OK, everyone try and do a scene the Second City way. Get out there, establish your relationship, and organically build a scene." Then after everyone went he said, "OK, now go out there and do it the UCB way -- jump on the first funny thing that happens and make the whole scene about that." And after we were all done he went, "See, they're both pretty much the same thing, only our way is a lot faster."


DangerDummy! posted:

Tom made a crabby comment about Monk being a punchline on SNL a few weeks ago. I'm sure it was nothing, but what was he referring to?

He made a similar comment about a Monk joke on 30 Rock.

God dammit do I love Monk. I wish it was still on Netflix. I watched like all 120 episodes in a single month, it's just so entertaining. There's even an episode written by Wurster where Monk becomes a crazy artist.

Asterios fucked around with this message at 15:01 on May 29, 2015

Asterios
Apr 17, 2008

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https://www.presidentbaby.com

King Lou posted:

I took a workshop with Razowsky at the Providence Improv Festival. He pissed off one of my teammates so immensely with some super pretentious bullshit that I still can't mention Razowsky in my friends presence without him getting bent out of shape. I also didn't appreciate his teaching. He was super high on himself.

Hah! Yeah that's him. He's very old school Second City. I thought he was a good teacher but I know he really pisses people off.

Andy Daly was like, the best teacher I ever had. If only he wasn't so famous and talented he would still be teaching!

Asterios
Apr 17, 2008

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King Lou posted:

As I've mentioned once before on this forum, Besser took offense to a sketch show my friend was doing and basically said that if you wanted to perform in my friends show you were barred from performing at the UCB. A ton of sycophants stopped talking to my friend and stopped performing at his theater. It basically broke his heart and he quit comedy within the year. The whole scene turned their back on him. And the real thing was that Besser just basically did it while he was high. Threw down this massive bomb and then never came back to discuss it. Just let his lap dogs do all the gnashing if teeth.

Oh god was this the Saturday Night Rewritten thing?

Asterios
Apr 17, 2008

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https://www.presidentbaby.com


This week's International Waters was live from MaxFunCon, and is probably one of the best episodes we've done yet! With Paul F. Tompkins, Janie Haddad-Tompkins , Nadia Kamil and Helen Zaltzman.

http://www.maximumfun.org/international-waters/international-waters-episode-52-live-maxfuncon

Asterios
Apr 17, 2008

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Trust me: you're gonna want to listen to tomorrow's Jordan, Jesse, Go.

Asterios
Apr 17, 2008

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Sivart13 posted:

what are you doing to your body

how can comedy be worth this

Uh, the fat checks and hot babes?

Actually you can probably delete the last four words of that sentence.

Asterios
Apr 17, 2008

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I power my way through the entire Denny's Fantastic Four menu in today's episode of Jordan, Jesse, Go: Slamtastic Four

Asterios
Apr 17, 2008

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Snowy posted:

I like your wfmu shirt :hfive:

I'm a Friend of Tom!

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Asterios
Apr 17, 2008

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Tatum Girlparts posted:

I enjoyed that you in no way had to do that but just chose to.

That was a great podcast, though, so keep destroying yourself with horrible tie in menus for our unpaid amusement. What episode was the Hobbit Breakfast talk again?

Thanks for listening! And that old ep was 303.

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