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Dinosaurs!
May 22, 2003

Holy poo poo he was actually there??????

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El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

R.D. Mangles posted:

lmao the look on his face is killing me


That's "can you believe how much money I'm worth despite being an idiot?"

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1786216247044043169#m

Can Tim's lawyers get twelve Southern Floridians to understand the Internet?

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009
Do you have a caption for those of us without Twitter?

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost

The X-man cometh posted:

Do you have a caption for those of us without Twitter?


InsensitiveSeaBass fucked around with this message at 02:13 on May 4, 2024

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

El Gallinero Gros posted:

That's "can you believe how much money I'm worth despite being an idiot?"

One of his jobs is something like 'Chief Monetisation Officer' at Spotify, so I am fully convinced it was his idea to withhold royalties from songs with low streaming numbers, solely so he could give House From DC another podcast

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



I don't even remember what the Tim Burke thing was about, was it that he was alleged to have 'hacked' into a site and stolen a video?

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

FlamingLiberal posted:

I don't even remember what the Tim Burke thing was about, was it that he was alleged to have 'hacked' into a site and stolen a video?

He found FoxNews satellite feeds from commercial time on an unencrypted site and published them, is the best I can figure.

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

skaboomizzy posted:

He found FoxNews satellite feeds from commercial time on an unencrypted site and published them, is the best I can figure.

My memory is that a local Fox affiliate had left a link and their credentials on a site for local users just to log in to at their own perusal. And then Burke was able to save some raw satellite feed of things they didn’t want out there, including Tucker Carlson’s Kanye interview I think.

In any case to use a metaphor it’s not lock picking, it’s finding the small text in the local newspaper that “the combo for the lock is 5-15-40” and then when you go inside you see things you shouldn’t and take video and share that.

Defector of course has a good summary: https://defector.com/tim-burkes-indictment-is-a-political-choice-disguised-as-a-legal-act

quote:

But the basic narrative is as follows: In 2022, a Twitter user whom the indictment calls "CONSPIRATOR 2"—Burke says he doesn’t know that person’s identity—DMed him two sets of login credentials. One set was for the file transfer protocol server of an unidentified sports league, and the other was for a back-end streaming platform used by broadcasters that the indictment refers to as "Network #1" and "Network #2"—one of which, for reasons that will soon become apparent, is Fox News. These credentials gave Burke access to feeds of the broadcasters' cameras, even if they weren’t on air. Over a few months, Burke downloaded a handful of clips that he “disclosed” in various formats, all without the express written consent of Rupert Murdoch.

The crux of the legal dispute here is what, exactly, makes access to a computer “unauthorized.” Burke says his streaming login was not pilfered from Fox News, but instead came from the public website of a Tennessee radio station, which willingly posted its credentials for its listeners’ convenience. And when Burke entered the username and password in the little box, the service generated a list not only of that station’s feeds, but also the feeds of the streaming service’s other customers, including Fox News. From there, he only had to click a link; all the feeds, Burke says, came in the form of unencrypted URLs that anyone with a browser could freely access, as long as they knew what to type in the navigation bar.

harperdc fucked around with this message at 09:25 on May 4, 2024

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Sounds like what he did was probably technically illegal somehow but there was also less than zero actual need for an indictment or prosecution. Kinda like jaywalking on a deserted street at 4 AM.

Nybble
Jun 28, 2008

praise chuck, raise heck
lol, lmao

https://x.com/awfulannouncing/status/1788204707942633684

Mahoning
Feb 3, 2007
Locked up in horny jail.

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming
I realize this is back-to-back posts by me with clips from the BS Report but jesus christ

https://x.com/lesterfreamon/status/1788256962897125411

Also didn't realize Strauss was still getting invited on podcasts that weren't part of Outkick or Blaze Media

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Because it is so different than learning any other team name?

It is impossible for my caring about the WNBA to be less than it is and I know that Washington is the Mystics. Turns out learning something that trivial didn't even take effort! It just sort of happened!

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
Guy who can rank every New England Patriots tight end from 1-135 off the top of his head: ugh, how am I supposed to remember all these team names?

FMguru fucked around with this message at 22:46 on May 8, 2024

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Only think I could see wrong with the Fever name is that people’s first assumption is probably that they’re based in Miami (as a counterpart to the Heat) since there was historically some twinning of WNBA/NBA names; but I would guess all the upcoming media exposure will fix that regardless.

Mahoning
Feb 3, 2007
Yeah I’m not sure I’ve even watched an entire WNBA game ever (this isn’t a misogynistic flex, I barely even watch the NBA) but I bet I could name every city if you gave me the team name. If you paid me to write about sports I could probably name the starting lineup for the entire league.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Mahoning posted:

Yeah I’m not sure I’ve even watched an entire WNBA game ever (this isn’t a misogynistic flex, I barely even watch the NBA) but I bet I could name every city if you gave me the team name. If you paid me to write about sports I could probably name the starting lineup for the entire league.
The Lynx were about the only thing that gave Minnesota sports fans any semblance of joy in the 2010s.

Crazy Ted fucked around with this message at 22:53 on May 8, 2024

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

FMguru posted:

Guy who can rank every New England Patriots tight end from 1-135 off the top of his head: ugh, how am I supposed to remember all these team names?

Simmons has always been sexist, he took a few shots at the WNBA back in the page 2 days and I doubt there's been any change

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


El Gallinero Gros posted:

Simmons has always been sexist, he took a few shots at the WNBA back in the page 2 days and I doubt there's been any change

There is, in fact!

He changed his sexism from that to "as the father of a daughter..." sexism when he had Lena Dunham on the show, so uh... hey, it's a somewhat different form of sexism?

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

morestuff posted:

I realize this is back-to-back posts by me with clips from the BS Report but jesus christ

https://x.com/lesterfreamon/status/1788256962897125411

Also didn't realize Strauss was still getting invited on podcasts that weren't part of Outkick or Blaze Media

If you draw up the WNBA brand new in 2024, it might be better - it’s what AFLW has done in Australia, and what most of the women’s soccer clubs in Europe are doing.

But the WNBA didn’t start this year. Shifting to that just because Bill Simmons moved the goalposts again isn’t smart.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Most of them are pretty lousy names, but that's also true of almost all MLB, NBA, NFL, and NHL teams that didn't exist before 1995 too

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Sash! posted:

Most of them are pretty lousy names, but that's also true of almost all MLB, NBA, NFL, and NHL teams that didn't exist before 1995 too

Many old names are stupid too but feel "classic" because they are old. Three MLB teams are named after their sock color and two of those are the same color.

I understand why Atlanta is called the Dream but it sounds like a Lingerie Football League name without context. Minnesota Lynx is a sick name. The rest of them are basically fine except for the one named after a casino.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Bring back the Brooklyn Orphans!

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Henchman of Santa posted:

Many old names are stupid too but feel "classic" because they are old. Three MLB teams are named after their sock color and two of those are the same color.

I understand why Atlanta is called the Dream but it sounds like a Lingerie Football League name without context. Minnesota Lynx is a sick name. The rest of them are basically fine except for the one named after a casino.

Yeah I really hope they change the Sun's name for that reason at some point.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



habeasdorkus posted:

Bring back the Brooklyn Orphans!
They were also known as the Brooklyn Bridegrooms at one point

Although I think one of my favorites is when Cleveland became the Cleveland Naps in honor of Napoleon ‘Nap’ Lajoie being their best early player

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


FlamingLiberal posted:

Although I think one of my favorites is when Cleveland became the Cleveland Naps in honor of Napoleon ‘Nap’ Lajoie being their best early player

I wish teams just changed their names to be after some player they love.

Give me the Cleveland Thomes.

Edit: With a big dumb parody of his face as the logo it would sell millions of hats.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

harperdc posted:

If you draw up the WNBA brand new in 2024, it might be better - it’s what AFLW has done in Australia, and what most of the women’s soccer clubs in Europe are doing.

But the WNBA didn’t start this year. Shifting to that just because Bill Simmons moved the goalposts again isn’t smart.

It is also what a majority of college teams have done since women's NCAA sports existed (with some minor exceptions like Louisiana Tech).

I think the idea is that it's just better to try to use the existing goodwill of a sports team identity that has a built-in fanbase than "Indiana Fever".

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

Feels Villeneuve posted:

It is also what a majority of college teams have done since women's NCAA sports existed (with some minor exceptions like Louisiana Tech).

I think the idea is that it's just better to try to use the existing goodwill of a sports team identity that has a built-in fanbase than "Indiana Fever".

Sure, but my point is the W is almost 30 years old, and the Fever themselves are 24 years old. The time to do that was at the start, not with this much history already built up, because then it looks even more bush-league.

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming
Colleges and Euro clubs usually name their teams the same thing across all sports, so keeping men’s and women’s teams consistent makes sense and reflects their weird amateur roots. Don’t really get the logic in pinning a diminutive on women’s teams when half the teams in the same city don’t even share ownership

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

Feels Villeneuve posted:

I think the idea is that it's just better to try to use the existing goodwill of a sports team identity that has a built-in fanbase than "Indiana Fever".

The general theme of Bill Simmons' comments about the WNBA, for 20+ years, is consistently "why isn't this league marketed specifically to people like me?"

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Bill Simmons is so far past his expiration date that even the mold has died :rip:

habeasdorkus posted:

Bring back the Brooklyn Orphans!

Worst street gang ever.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Henchman of Santa posted:

Many old names are stupid too but feel "classic" because they are old. Three MLB teams are named after their sock color and two of those are the same color.

I understand why Atlanta is called the Dream but it sounds like a Lingerie Football League name without context. Minnesota Lynx is a sick name. The rest of them are basically fine except for the one named after a casino.

Counterpoint: those sock ones are simple and organic. We're the Reds because we wear red, obviously. Makes more sense than most names!

Lynx is probably the best of all of them. Regionally appropriate animal, an underused medium cat (compared to the commonly used big cats), and plays off well with the other basketball team in the area. Liberty isn't bad. Mercury is a little punny for me, but that's not any different than Miami Heat or Orlando Magic. Aces is about as on the nose as you can get. The rest though... Sky? Really?

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Dr_Strangelove posted:

Bill Simmons is so far past his expiration date that even the mold has died :rip:

Worst street gang ever.

They were from Tremont in the Bronx!

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Alaois posted:

They were from Tremont in the Bronx!

I defer to your Warriors knowledge.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I do want the Utah NHL franchise to be called the "Cool Jazz"

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
The Jazz Whalers

Nybble
Jun 28, 2008

praise chuck, raise heck
Utah Oysters, and sell rocky mountain oysters at games

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Bip Roberts posted:

I do want the Utah NHL franchise to be called the "Cool Jazz"

Call them the Utah Jizz

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GoatSeeGuy
Dec 26, 2003

What if Jerome Walton made me a champion?


C. Everett Koop posted:

Call them the Utah Jizz

Might be able to slip in in for Star Wars Night.

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