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Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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Patrick Spens posted:

Bonilla just basically loaned the Mets money at 5%. Chris Davis is going to be getting 21 million a year for the next 3 years to be worse than a random call-up.

Still not as bad as John Wall or Gilbert Arenas.

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Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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Since we're sharing favorite Deadspin bits:

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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To be fair, sliding is bullshit and you shouldn't do it even on nice fields.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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It hurts. :(

Probably because the fields I play softball on are all pebbly. I hate sliding.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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Just allow for overrunning every base like 1st base and do the double wide half orange base to give the runner a lane through.

I will die on this hill.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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Also buying your partner exercise equipment as requested is very different than doing so unprompted.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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I wanna see this graphic for Baron Davis just to see them plot the longest 3 ever made.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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lol the specifcially cited that poor guy who wrote a dumb article and got e-dogpiled for scabbing.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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DildenAnders posted:

If WW1 was a character from the Wire, which would it be?: Our panel of Expert NBA podcasters weighs in.

Simmonds: Well obviously it's got to be Snot Boogy right? It's the thing that came first, kind of tragic but also a little funny at the same time. The OG so to speak. But here's- This is the nail in the coffin, I think. Completely forgotten. WW1 was like completely overshadowed by WW2. And same thing with Snot Boogy. Everyone talks about D-Day and DeAngelo Barksdale, never Snot Boogy or Verdun. Completely forgotten. No One Denies This.

:hmmyes:

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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habeasdorkus posted:

Nah, Bill Simmons would be pro-Imperialism.

He'd be talking about all of the innovations the Belgians are making in Africa, just like James Harden and his three point + foul innovation.

Harden's pot stirring celebration is actually about processing natural rubber.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK posted:

Spotify has been silently gobbling up podcast networks for the last year or two and letting them keep their original branding to be some sort of imprint label while turning into their exclusive distributor.

They got Parcast, Anchor, Gimlet, and Last Podcast on the Left from what I remember.

Is it possible that this is related to why some podcasts I listen to refuse to download in certain locations but will work when I get on a different wifi?

Probably not but I have been at a loss to explain this and its difficult to google for so I figured I'd try.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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PotatoJudge posted:

Jon Bois has a new podcast! He covers a topic near and dear to all of our hearts:

https://twitter.com/jon_bois/status/1228076546474356736

He is the goddamn GOAT

https://twitter.com/jon_bois/status/1227448209015963651

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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I only listen to leftist podcasts that eschew ads on principle.

:smug:

(Also sports ones)

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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AndrewP posted:

I would Patreon that so fast.

This isn't exactly what you want but if it helps, David Roth does a podcast with Jeb Lund in which they review Hallmark movies. It's surprisingly funny and entertaining. Called "Dave and Jeb Aren't Mean".

Basically Roth is in my S-tier of content creators along with Jon Bois in which I will watch/listen/read anything they produce.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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DJExile posted:

that was one of the rare fantastic moments in twitter history

I must have missed that one. Is there a summary or something anywhere I could check out?

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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lol thank you

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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Holy poo poo that video was incredible and the write up was amazing. I am so amped.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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LionYeti posted:

What's amazing is that one of Drews regular columns is the "Thursday NFL Dick Joke Jambaroo" and he's managed to have some extremely compelling and emotional small essays before the games every week.

I'm reading his most recent novel and its very YA but I'm enjoying it.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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MourningView posted:

his big break was as one of the early commentators on Deadspin back when it was a pain to get approved as a commentator and there were fewer of them. Will Leitch thought he was funny and would regularly highlight his comments and let him pitch hit with blogs occasionally.
Eventually he and a few of the other prominent commentators started Kissing Suzie Kolber, a weird NFL humor site that definitely did age well but was pretty big at the time, and after awhile Deadspin brought him back as a regular for the funbag and that sort of stuff and he just kind of became an institution there.

He's also a novelist but I'm not sure how much overlap that has with his online stardom.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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Timby posted:

Because Boston sports fans eat up racism completely and utterly without shame or any sense of perspective.

I mean, defending the black sex predator would be misogyny not racism, no?

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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I got a pretty bad concussion last night and am still sort of piecing things together and gradually feeling like myself. From Drew's Defector article:

quote:

It’s a hell of a thing to wake up inside a mind you don’t know, especially when you’re still under the impression that it’s the same mind you always had.

I felt this acutely even though I was only thinking a little foggy and sporadically skipping some short term memories. That must be terrifying to go through his experience.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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It just occured to me while reading The Defector that Sam Darnold looks kinda like Drew Magary

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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sportsgenius86 posted:

It's just corporate synergy since the casino and Barstool are owned by the same company.

I miss the days where synergy was a corporate buzzword that at least meant something tangible, like the integration of two different inputs in a supply chain.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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zakharov posted:

Yeah the Distraction is good but I listened to the one about names and there was just not enough to talk about. I'll check back once they've got some episodes under their belt.

I love The Distraction but mostly because I will listen to anything Roth does up to, and including, his Hallmark Movie Review podcast he cohosts with Helldump alumnus Boniface.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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It's not sports related but Lauren Theisen wrote for The Defector about the anti-trans bill in Texas and I'm all teared up right now.

https://defector.com/on-bridges/

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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R.D. Mangles posted:

run on sentences are good

*nods David Foster Wallaceishly*

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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habeasdorkus posted:

Wait, you don't think you'll get a concussion if you get the ball spiked in your face so hard it breaks your nose?

If the nose acts like a crumple zone the actual impulse to the cranium is relatively minor.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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DJExile posted:

ballsack sports is the best thing to happen to outlets in years

Black Sports Online is still better

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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I am sad that Rays Week is over at The Defector and they never did a write-up of one of the cornerstones of Divorced Dad TV Canon: Ray Donovan

(other cornerstones are Bosch and Banshee)

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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Well gently caress me, I missed it.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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Maigius posted:

There's a new series on Defector where two writers are trying to do the technical challenges from the Great British Baking Show. https://defector.com/the-not-so-great-defector-bake-off-grapples-with-cake-week/. No spoilers, but it's wild.

Hahaha omg

quote:

The red food coloring I tried to make by mixing together two red things I had in the kitchen (frozen cherries and Campari) and subbing this mixture in for the “hot water” the recipe called for.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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https://twitter.com/shannonsharpeee/status/1578092134866907136

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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Crazy Ted posted:

Analingus, things of that nature.

lol

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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He is actually saying the college sports are killing humanity and is correct in that take.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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Dinosaurs! posted:

What psycho willingly eats a five-day-old sub?

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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The guest blog from a weird twitter guy who tells a story about interviewing to be Elon / Tesla's in-house Brand Poster is pretty great.

https://defector.com/i-was-almost-elon-musks-twitter-voice/

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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sportsgenius86 posted:

BloodSugar Never Low Again

lol

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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I only know about Thunder Bay because its one of like 5 cities you can direct flights to out of this cute little airport in Toronto that is actually on the lake. It's called Billy Bishop airport and you have to take a ferry to get to the concourse.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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Darude - Adam Sandstorm posted:

haha Billy Bishop has flights to 20 or so places now and there's an underground pedestrian tunnel as well. It is definitely a better airport experience than Pearson though.

Oh wow, I lived in Toronto for a year in 2015 so things have changed. It was always so much better than Pearson since it did fly to Boston and was so easy to access from downtown.

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Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

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InsensitiveSeaBass posted:

The annual "Stick to Sports" article:
https://defector.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-4

10 inch long sex toy in the penis, ye gods



e: I cant judge; I went to the ER as a child for shoving like 20 pieces of cat food kibble up my nose.

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