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I preordered specifically to get Maulkiller. It's so goddamn ludicrous that I can't help but love it.
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Powered Descent posted:Unidentified Rodian with jacket. Holy poo poo, this dude is approaching Calrissian levels of coolness. Of course, he'll never be that cool, because he's a filthy rodian, but still.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. New Wraith Squadron and a Zahn follow-up to Allegiance? Lucasbooks, I forgive you for everything. Except Denning.
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SeanBeansShako posted:To be fair on EU.jpg can we have some awesome version? It'd be an excuse to show Wedge and Lando kicking rear end? How about Wedge.jpg 
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Aug 16, 2010 14:49
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Allegiance owned but it does suffer from the contractually obligated appearance of Luke & the gang.
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Aug 16, 2010 18:57
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Does Bossk get a spin-off?
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Slantedfloors posted:Bossk is played by Kevin James. I'd watch that. For reals. vvvvv Not even kidding, I'd buy the DvD box set of that. Crowetron fucked around with this message at 20:12 on Aug 16, 2010 |
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Aug 16, 2010 20:03
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The entire basis of Lightsabers is looking cool, so looking cooler translates into a more effective Lightsaber.
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Aug 17, 2010 15:32
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Normally, I'm the one to laugh and joke about the retarded stuff, but literally naming a character "Savage Oppress"? Star Wars is officially Captain Planet now.
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Aug 17, 2010 16:02
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Lumpy: I have to go now. My home planet needs me.
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Aug 17, 2010 17:07
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I'm Butja Balee. I remember figuring this out last thread, and I have to admit, Butja has kind of grown on me.
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Aug 17, 2010 19:39
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Why are you guys trying to make me dislike Janson? Why? 
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Aug 17, 2010 22:05
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Throb Robinson posted:Off topic. Hey, guys, we mastered laser technology to make loving laser swords. But we think bows and arrows are the apex of warfare, so we're just gonna leave them be.
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Aug 17, 2010 23:00
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That Lucasarts news makes it sound like the new guy is axing drat near everything. That seems like an odd business policy, but given the company is part of the Lucas empire, they probably don't need to worry that much about money.
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Aug 23, 2010 19:55
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Slantedfloors posted:Like how the Empire cloned General Grevious, but also made the clone a robot. Well, that's easy. It's waaaay cheaper to just build a robot and tell it it's a robo-clone or whatever than actually cloning a robot. The robot's all "Hey, I look just like this crazy evil dude from the Clone Wars." and the scientist is just like "Uhh...you're a clone!" and then they change his name to General Greviouus.
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Aug 23, 2010 20:29
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It just wouldn't be Star Wars if we didn't also kind of hate it.
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Aug 23, 2010 21:12
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Big Mean Jerk posted:This is worse than Ewoks, Jar-Jar, and Trioculous combined. You gonna tell me that Steam Punk Tarkin isn't the classiest motherfucker you've ever seen? Look at that dude! He's approaching Lando levels of Pimp!
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Aug 26, 2010 16:57
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I prefer to think some Lucasbooks (or Del Ray, or whoever is in charge now) exec was all "Okay, Aaron, now you have to write about Jedis and poo poo. No more Wedge." And Allston was like "Fine, but I'm gonna write about stupid loving Jedi stuff and see how you like it." But the EU's so rear end backwards now that the exec was like "This stuff is gold! Now I want you to work with Karen and Troy!" and it all just kinda snowballed. Except with poo poo. It shitballed.
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Mister Roboto posted:You know, The EU is basically glorified fanfiction. I actually have an idea for a story about an Alderaan born Stormtrooper stuggling with the loss of his home and his disillusionment in the Empire he devoted his life to. The only reason I haven't written any of it actually down is because then I'd be writing fanfic, and that is not a line I'm willing to cross. But I'd love to read more stories with Stormtroopers as the focus. I love those wacky bucketheads 
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Powered Descent posted:Hate to say it, but... I never said it was a particularly unique idea 
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Casimir Radon posted:*Looks out Death Star window while brushing teeth. This is pretty much exactly what I had in mind. Verbatim. Except with some smooth Jizz playing in the background.
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Big Mean Jerk posted:http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/URoRRuR%27R%27R drat, I thought for sure it was Starkiller under that mask.
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Parmesan Basil posted:Jedi Power Battles owned bones. When I was thirteen. Man, gently caress that game. I never, never got past the second level no matter who I played as. That game was crazy hard, and I hated it so much, but I just kept playing it and playing it, because I was a stubborn ten-year-old and it was Star Wars, goddammit. Of course, whenever any of my friends brought it up, I scoffed and said I beat that game in, like, two hours, cuz I'm super good at Playstation, you guys.
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Sep 7, 2010 05:17
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Rebel Assault 2 was my first Star Wars game with dog-fighting in it (sort of), and is the very reason I love B-Wing so goddamn much. But the tunnel level in the not-Millennium Falcon was horseshit. Also, I have never actually beaten the 2nd Death Star run in Rogue Squadron 2
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Sep 9, 2010 05:45
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Bene Elim posted:Sorry to bang this drum again, but no, it is in no way better. Reverse grip is pretty terrible as a style. It takes twice as long to learn and gives at very best a two second tactical advantage when you turn the thing on. Lastly; NO IT DOES NOT LOOK COOLER. Sorry, bud, but it actually looks hella cool. And Smythe, I was gonna post about how wrong you were about TFU but you said nice things about my av, so we cool
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Sep 9, 2010 21:16
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Dick Trauma posted:I downloaded the TFU demo and right at the beginning I accidentally threw my lightsaber and chopped the head off of an R2 unit. It shrieked. Killed my enthusiasm along with that poor little droid. Go a few feet further down the corridor, then pick up a GONK droid with the Force and throw him out the window, into a TIE bomber. Then walk away from the explosion in slow-mo 
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Sep 10, 2010 00:16
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Slantedfloors posted:Darth Starkiller catches up to the Millenium Falcon as they're escaping Mos Eisley and Obi-Wan stays behind to stall him. At the conclusion of the fight, Starkiller does a Force-Hammertoss and hurls Obi-Wan into the Falcon's engines. Obi-Wan EXPLODES (Like, a literal FORCE GHOST-SPLOSION) and comes back as a Force Ghost to keep fighting. And then you kill his ghost.
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It's a bonus non-canon level in the Ultimate Sith Edition.
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Sep 10, 2010 05:38
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Big Mean Jerk posted:Cad Bane is a poo poo character. But he gets a pass because of his sweet hat.
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Sep 24, 2010 02:20
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Minorkos posted:Oh man And you guys thought TFU2 was gonna suck 
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Sep 26, 2010 00:35
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Star Wars Megathread: We'd rather watch goatse
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Sep 29, 2010 05:22
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The new thread title owns, y'all.
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Sep 30, 2010 05:51
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Denning came up with Flow Walking, a Force power so retarded that I hate him more than Traviss.
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Oct 5, 2010 02:13
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Bonzo posted:Didn't he do this as a way to bring Anakin Solo back but the plot got axed somewhere in the middle? See what I mean? Denning blows.
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Calaveron posted:There is nothing special about the Star Wars characters now. Nothing. Now? Have you, like, not been paying attention to Star Wars for the last few years?
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The first TFU book was really awful, but I read it anyway because I am a big dumby. This is my relationship with Star Wars.
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Oct 11, 2010 12:31
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Mister Roboto posted:I think a better question is why Vader's helm has to be put on him like that if he can clearly hold his own head. He's just lazy, is all. You get used to moving poo poo with your mind, and suddenly actually reaching up and putting on a hat seems like soooo much effort.
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The Ssi-ruuk are a bunch of lazy computer nerds who rely on technology to do everything for them and are literally terrified to go outside and do something themselves. Wait a minute...drat, Ssi-ruuk are goony as gently caress.
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Oct 13, 2010 15:01
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I'd watch the poo poo out of a Dark Forces movie. The rest of that list is completely awful, though. I don't think even the Thrawn Trilogy would work well as films because of how much poo poo you'd have to cut out. In other news, I'm leaving on a trip tomorrow, so I'll be out of town for the Force Unleashed 2 launch. Guess you guys will have to wait a week or so for my massive post about literally every awesome thing in the game where I conspicuously avoid any mention of the plot
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I'm back, and I haven't had a chance to play TFU2 yet, but I can't believe y'all were already flipping out over the new trilogy rumor. That rumor comes up like every two weeks ever since Revenge of the Sith, and it always turns out to be bullcrap.
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