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Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Sieg posted:

1. Did he have a legal reason to pull me over, or did he just see five people in a car on a Friday night and want to check us out?
Bingo. You got drunk checked and he sounds like he was a little butthurt to find out you were sober. Whether it was a legal stop? Hard to say, probably wouldn't have stood under scrutiny from a good lawyer unless you were actually drunk.

Sieg posted:

2. How much questioning do I have to endure? I remained respectful and answered his questions, but he asked where specifically I came from, what I ate, what I drank, where I was headed, who was in the car with me (wife, brother in law, brother in law's girlfriend, and sister in law), how long we spent at the restaurant, and stuff like that.
You did the right thing. I wasn't there so I can't say for sure but at some point after he told you (on video) that the light was green (which he already knew) you could probably have gotten away with a "Am I free to go officer?" Legally he can question you for a "reasonable" amount of time. What that means is up to a judge.

Sieg posted:

3. On what grounds can he issue a sobriety test?
Pretty much if you're stopped he can sobriety test you. If your state is like most refusal is an automatic suspension of your license.

Sieg posted:

4. He didn't issue a ticket, and I don't remember his name. Should I bother complaining about this situation?
Complain if you want, but he probably didn't do anything wrong other than being kind of a cock about the whole thing.

Sieg posted:

I have a nice car, was dressed up since we were out to dinner
He accosted me! A white male in a polo shirt driving a Lexus! THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!

Sieg posted:

I don't want to be tased or anything, but should I have stood up for myself some more?
Meh, not really. The best revenge is putting on your smuggest smug face and telling him to have a good night.

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Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Anjow posted:

Say I've got a diver's bottle that is empty. I weight it and it's 10kg to the nearest mg. I then get it filled up to 300 bar with high pressure air and weight it again. Would it weigh more or the same?
A 3000 PSI, 80 cu foot tank weighs about 7 pounds more when it's full.

Rent-A-Cop fucked around with this message at 00:35 on Sep 10, 2010

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

dantheman650 posted:

This was a bit difficult to do a search for and I'm having trouble finding a concrete answer. If a voter does not vote on every issue on a ballot, is it counted any differently than a fully completed ballot?
Nope. Your vote is recorded on the items you where you entered a vote.

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Straw expands when it get wets. So you find an about right sized piece, stick it in the hole, and then trim the ends off. It'll do a pretty decent job so long as it isn't a very large bucket.

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Anjow posted:

This may be a bit of an ignorant question.

I'm taking an evening class and I think the tutor is a Muslim. He has an iPhone 4 and every session, at 18:30, it plays what sounds like some Arabic man speaking/singing. The tutor then says "excuse me a moment" and stands quietly until it finishes, whereupon he continues the lesson. Now, the sound is too long for a text alert and if it was a call I assume he'd cancel it or have the phone on silent. This combined with the praying 5 times a day makes me wonder is this some way of fulfilling that requirement?

Very likely he is making a compromise in observing a moment of silence instead of the traditional evening prayer in order to not disrupt his class too much.

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

FogHelmut posted:

My friend is in boot camp in the navy. Are there rules about what I can send him in the mail? Can I print out goatse and send that to him? I don't want him to get in trouble.
Send motivational letters, photos of friends/family/pets, and good news from home. Your friend is getting the poo poo kicked out of him physically and emotionally so any encouragement goes a long way. Don't send anything but standard letter-sized envelopes. Packages will get returned or thrown in the garbage.

Good ideas: Encouraging letters, G rated photos, well wishes, news clippings.
Bad ideas: Porn, goatse, "novelty items", packages in general, stupid poo poo that is going to make his life more difficult.

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

A good boy posted:

Ah cheers. I saw on youtube Sinead o conner sing a song called Irish ways. She sang ,then the vikings came a long, turned us up and turned us down, started building ships and towns,.
Sinead O'Connor is nuts so that could explain it.

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Or if you're ridiculously cheap go army surplus. I have an old Czech field jacket that cost me $2 and is my go-to outerwear for any time I don't have to dress up. It's made of what I think is thick canvas treated with some kind of water repellent. It's taken a beating and held up better than some expensive jackets I've owned.

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

change my name posted:

Where can I get a really cheap Beethoven bust? It's mainly so that I'll have somewhere funny to keep my knit-hat and/or snowboarding goggles when I'm not wearing them.
This seems right up your alley.

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

gwar3k1 posted:

Does Royal Mail actually use methods to check stamps are forged? How would they deal with counterfeit stamps - charge the recipient for delivery?
I would bet that as part of the sorting process a machine checks the authenticity of the stamp. Once they find a counterfeit they would probably locate the sender and attempt to discover where he obtained counterfeit stamps. Governments usually take stamp forging pretty seriously and in the US it can get you five years in prison and a hefty fine.

Rent-A-Cop fucked around with this message at 09:27 on Oct 22, 2010

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

haveblue posted:

Does spraypaint work on cloth? Thin cloth, like a cheap lab coat.
Not well. What you want is fabric paint. You can get it at any big craft store and it's pretty much idiot-proof.

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Anonymous Robot posted:

Yeah, I get what you're saying here. The problem is, I don't yet have a car. And I'm worried that if I used one of theirs, and anything happened, they'd be hosed. And this is their concern as well, when I spoke with them about it.

(This also applies to the roadtest. I need a "sponsor car". I think one of them might let me use their car just for that, though.)
I was in pretty much the same situation a couple years ago. Passing the test isn't a big deal, they won't ding you for little mistakes so long as you stop at stop signs and signal at turns. As for practice, get excellent insurance and take it slow. Assume everyone else on the road is a moron and give them plenty of space and you should be fine.

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Huntersoninski posted:

I guess my question is, am I going through withdrawal?
Yes. Norco is Hydrocodone and withdrawal is no fun. Give it a week and you should be fine.

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Extensive Vamping posted:

Okay, here's a really stupid question:

How much would Gordon Freeman's equipment in the first Half-Life game weigh, assuming he is fully equipped? Obviously we don't know how much a gluon gun or a snark weighs, so there is some guesswork involved. I'm just interested in a guesstimate. TIA.

I get ~80 lbs not counting ammo, multiples of the same weapons (satchels, grenades), or any of the alien/sci-fi guns. Plus whatever an HEV suit weighs.

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Pontius Pilate posted:

Huh that's interesting. I don't watch the show frequently so I never picked up on that. So what Brits can do it the best?
Jamie Bamber is really good at it. Watch a clip of him from Battlestar Galactica, and then one from Law and Order: UK.

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

alan negative posted:

This is a really loving stupid question, but why is it that, if you are on an open cart and jump in the air, the cart leaves without you, but if you do the same thing on a bus or train, the same thing doesn't happen and you don't get slammed to the back?
Aerodynamic drag. Your flabby self is both less aerodynamic and less massive than a vehicle. Thus drag slows you down faster than it slows the vehicle.

Realistically though if you jump in a moving open-topped vehicle you aren't going anywhere unless it's going really really fast.

Rent-A-Cop fucked around with this message at 01:35 on Nov 14, 2010

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Mak0rz posted:

Ehh, kind of. This is part of the issue, but not really the biggest driving force behind the phenomenon.
Durr, I read cart as "car."

Do this experiment on a really fast boat and fun stuff happens!

(Don't do this you'll probably die)

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Avocadoes posted:

That..that was...beautiful :qq:.
I had no idea what I was doing for my entire undergrad, still don't and I'm 6 months from a master's degree.

If your school is like mine 'Intro to X' courses count for lots of your bullshit GenEd stuff. Take a bunch, see what sticks. Don't be afraid to talk to professors, most of them are colossal nerds who will talk your ear off about whatever their thing is. Also don't be afraid to harass the administration to get what you want. You'd be amazed the amount of flexibility you can get out of a school just by showing up at someone's office to ask.

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Elijya posted:

If there's no hydrogen peroxide handy, is it correct that you can use liquor to clean a wound in a pinch? What proof would you need? Would Vodka be better than scotch for example? When would/wouldn't this be a good idea?
Not recommended, but better than nothing if you're trapped in the jungle with only a bottle of Popov.

Also makes you look super hard so that's a bonus. Try smoking a cigar while you do it.

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Anyone know any good free software for recording VOIP conversations? I'm doing a telephone interview and I'd like to do it over Skype and make a recording instead of trying to take notes while I talk.

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Eggplant Wizard posted:

Thank you for giving me actual reasons. I've never gotten a negative response on it (actually last time the guy was really impressed that I had loose tea and talked to me about a trip he took to England once), but I don't like to be rude. This is generally in food court type college cafes, btw; I'm not walking into free-standing coffee shops and doing that. Good to know-- I'll just pay for hot tea in the future.

Goons are fuckin' weird and I would have no problem either asking for, or giving hot water. The health inspector is not going to jump out of a potted plant and shut down the Starbucks because you're drinking out of your own cup, that's just absurd. The fraction of a penny that a cup of hot water costs isn't going to put them out of business either. Buy one of their overpriced muffins once a month if you still feel bad about it.

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Slashie posted:

"Being polite? How loving weird!" I love how to goons like you the only way not to be "weird" is to be an obtuse, selfish rear end in a top hat one hundred percent of the time. Anything less just wouldn't be logical, beep boop.
God forbid a filthy member of the public ask you to provide a practically free commodity without charge. How rude!

I have never worked anywhere that wouldn't gladly give out things like water or ice for free. It's good business to be nice to people and a cup of water costs a lot less than bad word of mouth.

(PS. That valuable valuable water is the same water they'll mop the floor with at closing)

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Danger Mahoney posted:

What could possibly have caused this? Do I have a secret agent neighbor or something?

It was likely removed either by request or due to some inappropriate content. Unless your neighbor was standing on the front lawn with his dick out or something it's likely that one of your neighbors asked Google to edit out their house and they just deleted the entire section.

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Tangra posted:

The item in question:

Is this an elevation map marker of some sort? What is it if not? I googled few things to no avail.

it reads:

C MNT VIEW

3020

RCE 15910 (or perhaps 15310)


I think it's a triangulation marker. Guessing "C MTN VIEW" stands for City of Mountain View. Call the city land/survey office and I bet they'll confirm it for you.

Edit: Beaten.

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

chachu posted:

My mom has MetroPCS for her phone service. Now, her husband died in July, but his voice is still the greeting on her cell phone voicemail. She has to change her voicemail message, but she really wants to record the one she has (or keep it stored to put back on, later) so she can listen to it later, since it's one of the only recordings of her husband's voice that she has. She talked to the MetroPCS guys, but they were unsure if there was any way to record or save a greeting off of voicemail. Does anyone know a way?
Call it with Skype and record the call.

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

ThirstyGirl posted:

How many gallons of liquid would fit in a hole that is 60 square miles and 160 feet deep?
2 trillion gallons give or take.

V Beaten with correct math

Rent-A-Cop fucked around with this message at 16:04 on Dec 29, 2010

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Wagonburner posted:

Is there a real reason charcoal bags always say "never use gasoline to start charcoal"?
I always assumed it was just to prevent morons from soaking their grill in gas and blowing themselves up. Lighter fluid comes in much smaller cans.

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Smirking_Serpent posted:

Is there a good guide/resource for starting a bonfire? My friends and I want to have a bonfire on the beach and we're not really sure what supplies we need/how much everything would cost/how to start the actual fire/etc.

Wooden pallets. Make sure that fires are legal first.

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Gravity Pike posted:

I'm less clear about being able to lie on a job application, or a bank application
These could both be fraud depending on what you got out of the lie.

Gravity Pike posted:

or to a police officer who asks me questions in a not-under-oath situation.
Not talking at all is a better idea. Lying can be used against you and it understandably makes you look guilty. It can also be illegal.

Outside of the government you can pretty much lie to anyone you want so long as you don't profit by it. If you got a book deal because you told somebody you were Barack Obama's best friend and they found out you lied you'd be in serious legal trouble both criminal and civil.

Rent-A-Cop fucked around with this message at 10:34 on Feb 9, 2011

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

In It For The Tank posted:

My friend is an idiot and insists that The Global Work & Travel Co is legit. To me it sounds like a scam. What do you guys think?

Yes it's a scam. No legitimate company sets up their own "Honestly we're not a scam!" website and then uses SEO to get it to be the first hit for "Global Work and Travel Scam" on google. Which incidentally autocompletes for you.

Rent-A-Cop fucked around with this message at 05:05 on Feb 24, 2011

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Kaiser Bill posted:

So, a piece of ash (yes, from weed) burnt a small hole (maybe a cm across) in my roommate's couch cushion, and now I'm in deep poo poo. Is it common for local furniture stores or fabric shops to match the fabric and fix it? Or do I pretty much have to buy a new couch cushion (provided they're sold seperately). Never had much interest in furniture so I dunno what to expect. Any ideas?

Figure out the manufacturer of the couch. There's probably a tag either under the cushions or on the bottom of the couch somewhere. You can give them a call and see if they offer replacement cushions. Other than that you may be boned. I suggest finding a way to make it up to your roommate and being more careful with your weed in the future.

Fake edit: Check and see if the covers are removable, if they are your chances of an inexpensive fix are way better.

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

wigtrade.cc posted:

Eben was du wolltest?

My German isn't great but I think it should be "Just what you wanted?"

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

wigtrade.cc posted:

how about?
Hallo der Schwule
Du der Idiot
Hallo das MITGLIED der kommunistischen Partei


I killed a german in an mmo so he's speaking german at me

He called you gay, an idiot, and a communist.

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Nuclear Spoon posted:

Do they have to put the shipping cost on though?

I don't believe shipping cost is included on customs declarations, at least not in the US.

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Eyeball posted:

If I thumbs-down a song on Pandora, does it interpret that as "I don't like that song" or as "that isn't what I want from this station"?

I like Sympathy for the Devil, but the Rolling Stones don't really go with the 70's/80's punk/ska station I'm trying to listen to.

Just for that station. I have to do this occasionally when my Punk, Rock, and Folk stations start blending together.

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

shirtninjas posted:

A long time ago I found a website dedicated to a type of exercise that involved putting a muscle under tension, then immediately working it. For example (because I think I'm explaining this bad) if you jumped off of a chair, landed on the floor (so your leg muscles were under tension from catching your weight), then jumping up onto another chair before they relaxed. This was supposed to work your muscles much more than normal exercise somehow.

Two questions:
Does anyone know what the term is for this kind of exercise,

and

Lacking much concrete knowledge about fitness myself, would this actually work?

I think the term you're looking for is plyometrics.

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Gravity Pike posted:

Are there different jobs that an office might hold, like just handling traffic violations, or just dealing with domestic disturbances, or do all officers "share" all of the different types of jobs?

Depends on the department. As a general rule larger departments are more specialized, and smaller ones tend to be more general. If you live in a relatively large metro area it is very likely that your PD has a traffic division that spends the majority of its time enforcing traffic laws and that would not normally respond to a run of the mill non-violent weirdo call. They would of course respond to serious crimes or calls for assistance.

It's also possible that since you noted the officers who showed up were dressed differently that they were from a different agency entirely. Your office is likely served by overlapping agencies. For example you may routinely see your State Troopers enforcing traffic outside, while your local police/sheriff responded to the call.

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

John Redcorn posted:

Selling copper data/telcom cable? ethics and poo poo, keeping job not going to jail.

Call him and say "Hey we're throwing out a bunch of cabling, would you mind if I just took it home instead?" Don't ask if you can sell it, but if he says yes it isn't like anyone is ever going to ask what you did with it.

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

I'm still all fascinated by how much in-flight plane services have come along since I've been on one. So how can a plane generate enough electricity to power laptops and poo poo plane-wide? I don't mean to sound retarded, and I feel like I'm going " :aaaaa: How do headlights work when a car is running?!" about this, but the idea of 400 people all using the electricity of a plane at the same time, while everything else is going on, just sounds neat and I'm curious if they had to up battery size (do planes have batteries? I know nothing about plane mechanical stuff) or if it generates it somehow or.. :3: How it works. Or is electricity for poo poo like that really limited on planes?

Your plane is powered by 2-4 really big jet engines. They're cranking out enough of electricity to run 400 laptops and then some.

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Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

CheerGrrl92 posted:

Is there any creative ways that you guys can think of that show your appreciation without breaking any rules?

Give something with no monetary value. I'm sure something personal would be appreciated just as much or more than anything you'd feel comfortable buying. Write her a nice thankyou card or if you do crafts make some nice little crafty thing for her.

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