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"What i need....What i need is CRAAACK!" Phil Mitchell. Eastenders 2010.
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Sep 9, 2010 19:38
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It was hilarious when Phil looked like Jack Nicholson out of the shining at one point.
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Sep 9, 2010 19:54
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Pub is burning down , smoke filling your lungs...what do you do? go for the money in the till for more crack. Phil mitchell you true crackhead 
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Sep 9, 2010 20:01
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OH my god, the loving bollock in the inbetweeners.
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Sep 14, 2010 01:29
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slotbadger posted:I hope he asked her out by shouting at her in a childish voice whilst making a face. Then told her to go away. You realise, that charlie brooker is more or less a normal guy and he puts most of the stuff he does on screenwipe on. Literally when it was announced that they got married (or went on honeymoon, whatever) in vegas some goon went.. some goony goon goon posted:That doesnt sound very charlie brooker like Well they didnt say that exactly but thats what they basically said. did you expect him to get married in a church that looks like a tv set whilst the priest randown the 1op 10 shittest tv marriages whilst he critiqued them to raucous applause and laughter whilst the themetune to zelda played? EDIT, also he isnt that normal or down to earth apparently a friend of mine who used to work in tv said that it got out he used to try and sleep around with staff on his show and he did managed to pull an 18 or 19 year old. She told every one he kept saying "i cant believe im loving an 18-year old!!" during sex. She said it wasnt that uncommon for presenters to do that but with brooker it was just loving awkward. As i said thats the rumour that was going round a few years ago. Ponce de Le0n fucked around with this message at 17:23 on Sep 14, 2010 |
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Sep 14, 2010 17:20
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why would he do this?? this doesnt fit into my perception of him AT ALL!?
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Leyburn posted:I fully agree, Westwood is ace. i like his acting in this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZ6G7qwjom4 Also his twitter is a sight to behold. "The Micheal Jackson tribute in the club was emotional & heartfelt. Sent cold shiver down my back (but it might of been the AC)" "Is Malia a Third World country? - has it got internet connection? This might be the last time you hear of me ........" "Mad pissed - couldn't go to the club I wanted to last nite - cos I don't own a pair of shoes. What is up with this no trainers bullshit" "What's all this OLI OLI OLI poo poo people keep sayin? Its startin to get on my nerves. My mates called Olly & he keeps lookin round & waving" Ponce de Le0n fucked around with this message at 22:53 on Sep 17, 2010 |
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Sep 17, 2010 22:18
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Figaro posted:Didn't Mark also vomit after having a go on Jeremy's bong in the "Flat Party" episode of the last series of Peepshow. Seems like a common reaction in TV land... My flat-mate used to retch at the smell of weed, and has on one occasion nearly vommed everywhere because the smell hit her unexpectedly when she was rat-arsed. That said she eats it in brownies so she doesnt deal with it. Id understand if the inbetweeners was a hard-hitting documentary about drugs, but its a sitcom? who cares?
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Sep 22, 2010 01:29
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Currently watching Milliband of brothers on more 4.
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Sep 24, 2010 21:02
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It wasnt that bad, imo it was better than the fashion show one. The comedy this episode depends on whether you have ever been stuck in a situation where you're around someone who is a bit too eager and you just dont know how to tell them to gently caress off, without making them want to kill themselves or giving them reason to snog your face off. Good things: *championship manager joke *the "i dont even know what the rules are anymore" thing with jay's ex being off-limits *Neil's dad *Tara's parents (i've come across friends parents who are like that, and its just awful) *The canary wharf gag Will went a bit far with the whole explaining why he was dumping her, that said if id poo poo myself in front of the whole year i wouldn't put up with anyone trying to make my life even more complicated.
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Sep 27, 2010 23:52
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Got to say i laughed at "yeah man orangeade can be made into cocktails, vodka n' orangeade, whiskey n' orangeade, wine n' orangeade..."
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Oct 5, 2010 00:49
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Envelope-gate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAneU22gAaM I hope Jezza is ok  I kinda want to play frisbee now with ol' pizza-face there. Ponce de Le0n fucked around with this message at 19:51 on Oct 8, 2010 |
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Oct 8, 2010 19:48
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bhlaab posted:Yeah, but our "tough-talking" daytime personalities are judges, large black men, or both. We don't dig a foetus out of Ryan Seacrest's homosexual anus and then try to say he's a badass. So what you are saying is that its braver to be someone with a shitload of untouchable physical or legal authority and confront total dickheads (they are 99% of the time) than be a regular joe public which like it or not kyle is??. That honestly makes no sense. To be honest he is "badass" because he looks like he should work in a bank and have old ladies bother him because they dont know how their pension works but he sets out to tell people to "PUT SOMETHING ON IT" and "GET A JOB" instead whilst they hurl I would say some of the guests are staged, but.....they are just to mundane and boring, its hard to fake being that scummy but not that extreme. bhlaab posted:American Q- Who the gently caress is Jeremy Kyle and why does the british public accept the 'tough guy telling it like it is' schtick from such a god drat weiner. Kyle would be regarded as more of a dickhead if he was super-buff and slick, us brits would loving hate it. Ponce de Le0n fucked around with this message at 21:56 on Oct 8, 2010 |
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Oct 8, 2010 21:53
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Darth Goon posted:Jeremy Kyle is one of the most revolting pricks in the UK, and his particular brand of human bear baiting is obscene. That, in my opinion is the best thing about him though. His hilariously dodgy past, just allows him to go "well ive been there" and no-one bats an eye. I don't get the hate because we can all say "oh he is picking on scummy gutter-snipes" but when we all see them in the street we think exactly the same thing, he just says it. To their faces. Ponce de Le0n fucked around with this message at 18:06 on Oct 9, 2010 |
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Oct 9, 2010 18:02
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LampkinsMateSteve posted:Bye bye, Charlie Brooker on Screen Burn. It was fun. This is what happens when you get your own watered down prime-time celebrity "quiz" show
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Oct 15, 2010 20:20
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7seven7 posted:But... b-b-but... but this means Screen/News/Gameswipe are still safe, right guys? Guys?! Nope, i bet if he does go back to do a niche bbc4 show, it'll be a one off. Expect lots more shows with david mitchell and or Jimmy carr since they have been lumped together into the quite middle class misanthropic nerd comedian catergory.
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Oct 17, 2010 01:23
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FAT WORM OF ERROR posted:What was the name of that programme in BBC3 with the blonde girl and the gay friend who were trying to be famous even though they lived in some rural place. I take it was mercifully cancelled? "the gemma factor" a piece of shite flung at the televisual wall that didnt stick.
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Oct 27, 2010 01:22
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Competition posted:gently caress the haters I'm enjoying phoneshop. I dont see why it was hated so much? It's pretty funny all round and goons have absolutely adored worse.
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Oct 30, 2010 18:20
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Nice one BBC placing the camera in front of "Tory SCUM" graffiti whilst doing the whole news report.
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Nov 10, 2010 23:15
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seregrail7 posted:The newest Buzzcocks is great, Terry Wogan is fantastic. "You cant come here James blunt, with all your fine ways" "....im sorry terry" Wogan was brilliant, i wish he was regular host.
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Nov 15, 2010 00:56
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Glad Jason Manford is off our screens again (or at least out of a bit more work) no one that unfunny should ever get the money he is being paid (any money, at all)
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Nov 22, 2010 03:42
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Taear posted:Jason Manford's pretty amusing. At least when he does local stuff. It's nice having comedians who don't just talk constantly about London. I'm still not really sure what he did though, I don't read gossip columns and it seems like it hasn't been reported as an actual news story. I dunno man i kind of got jaded with the whole "look at meeee im northern" thing that happened in the early 2000's, Peter kay was mainly to blame with his look at me i say "t'" at the start of some words poo poo and generally being unfunny as gently caress. Then everyone and their dog sounded like they were from bolton on tv and now its gone away for a bit. Not all comedians talk about london but most do when they are playing in london, most of their material though stems from where they were brought up. I mean i personally love irish comedians because i lived there for a while so i get some of their more subtle digs. Manford just reminds me of a dire and shite version of peter kay. At least phoenix nights had some decent lines in it though. edit: wow thats a ton of words, never mind. Anyone know the name of the Scottish documentary series about a really scummy council estate that was just so monumentally depressing that was on about a year ago? I saw the first episode on iplayer. it had some name called The ______ , whatever the blank was. If anyone knows id really appreciate it. Ponce de Le0n fucked around with this message at 04:03 on Nov 23, 2010 |
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Nov 23, 2010 03:59
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Seinfeld has absolutely no place in this thread. Thanks to whoever said " the scheme" that's what i was looking for!
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Nov 23, 2010 23:43
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Meltdown321 posted:All right, if we`re being all serious now, in a comedy thread... This isnt a comedy thread though? its a general British tv show thread.
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Nov 23, 2010 23:51
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Adrianics posted:Yeah Dappy's appearances on Buzzcocks were amusing and everything but then it turned out he's an utter oval office as well as a loving coward because he copied a woman's phone number during a radio one appearance in order to send her text messages saying he was going to kill her. So he has a bit of an "edge" about him? Who remembers that kid who won Xfactor last year that all the grannies loved? NO ONE, even his family dont remember him.
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Nov 25, 2010 01:39
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a pwn cocktail posted:So this seemed like the best thread to ask this in... This is one of the oddest things at the moment in british TV, none of my housemates have an idea either?
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Nov 25, 2010 01:41
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Ein Bear posted:The real mystery is why ITV have 4 channels, when they don't have enough decent programming to fill one. As long as they make 1000+ more episodes of Jeremy Kyle, im happy.
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Nov 25, 2010 02:12
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Brown Moses posted:Best episode ever. gently caress, now im hyped. Pity im going to see it in 4od quality 
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Nov 26, 2010 02:58
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FAT WORM OF ERROR posted:Lazy eye, crooked teeth, what a catch. On tv, sense of humor, celebrity status. Could be worse?
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Nov 26, 2010 04:57
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FAT WORM OF ERROR posted:Breaking into a funny voice combined with obligatory story about animals is funny? Its not like your vying to find out who's funnier you or him!? who are you....andy parsons?
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Nov 26, 2010 05:44
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Ddraig posted:I don't know about that. David Mitchell seems to like doing panel shows, and Robert Webb likes getting money for old rope. Webb is probably the funnier in all honestly i loathe David mitchell's routine that he does on every single loving panel show which is say nothing for 25 minutes of the 30 then make some rant about, footballers or musicians that he doesnt "get" and then cheekily looks to the camera and calls them "...fuckers" or something like that. Tee hee he is old fashioned and likes to get on his soapbox, its ok i guess but the 5 minutes of forced audience applause he gets makes me want to turn the channel right away that sit through it. he should stick to peep show.
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Nov 26, 2010 21:12
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Fatkraken posted:He's usually pretty drat good on QI. Contributes a LOT of obscure knowledge, points out amusing logical flaws in things and, while definitely still a "ranty" persona, doesn't come across badly at all. When he is doing that its fine, its just when he gets into soapbox mode. Its usually on stuff like 8 out of ten cats or never mind the buzzcocks where he looks woefully out of place. I swear he was once, still doesn't change what im saying, you know what i mean. \/\/\/ Ponce de Le0n fucked around with this message at 23:58 on Nov 26, 2010 |
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Nov 26, 2010 23:31
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reposting from PWM but Oh my god barry from eastenders as boy george, dreams really can come true.
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Nov 27, 2010 20:42
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eating only apples posted:Hollyoaks is incredible. I used to watch hollyoaks religiously when i was about 14 or 15, mainly because of the babes in it,but i stuck around for the insanity that went down in it. My favourite character was "bombhead" . Copy and pasted from wikipedia. When Bombhead's mother died, David suffered a mental breakdown. Unable to accept her death, he lived with her body and continued to act as if she were still alive, doing her dry cleaning and cooking her meals. David's only form of comfort during this time was a recurring hallucination of Gordon Cunningham, who would offer advice and try to convince Bombhead to accept what had happened and ask his friends for help David's mother's body was eventually discovered by his friend Lee. Lee had gone round to the house thinking it would be empty so he could have sex with his friend Stacey Foxx. Stacey sat down on Mrs Burke's body and screamed. Realising what had happened, Lee and his mother Sally convinced Bombhead to move in with the Hunters. After his mother's funeral, Bombhead stopped seeing visions of Mr Cunningham. loving lol. I love hollyoaks, i never get to watch it anymore though.
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Dec 2, 2010 22:02
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eating only apples posted:Lee's back now, you know! And he's probably the best character in it. Oh my god, are you kidding!? AHHH! im going to start watching it again now. Also apparently lee otway is a massive oval office in real life.
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Dec 3, 2010 02:35
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goatface posted:I can't watch anything with N-Dubz in it, even ironicly. *dappy flies in* You are unable to watch a great episode of buzzcocks then. *dappy flies out*
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Dec 6, 2010 00:47
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Flatscan posted:I didn't think N-Dubz where around while Mark Lamarr was still doing Buzzcocks. Never found Lamarr that funny to be honest.
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Dec 6, 2010 01:32
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Fatkraken posted:If Janine hasn't killed a baby by new years, Eastenders has dropped the ball My christmas will be frankly ruined if the BBC doesnt inculde at least some infanticide in it's primetime xmas schedule.
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Dec 14, 2010 11:41
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Adrianics posted:So, this year's Big Fat Quiz Of The Year lineup is pretty terrible: A reminder that last year mitchell and brooker hardly made any jokes or any attempt really to make people laugh and were oddly quiet and forgettable during the usual banter-filled quiz of the year. They even played up the "heh we are old fuddy duddies" routine till it wasnt funny and got tiresome. I think literally all they did was give the right answers and do nothing else.
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Dec 16, 2010 15:24
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HoldYourFire posted:Kayvan Novak, the Fonejacker. Rubber dingy rapids is kayvan novak? really?
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Dec 24, 2010 01:47
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Only thing i really have looked forward to is Match of the day (and thats on all year round) today. Boxing day use to be great 
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Dec 27, 2010 00:04
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