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Plucky Brit
Nov 7, 2009

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I wish my headmaster was half as awesome as the Inbetweeners one.

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Plucky Brit
Nov 7, 2009

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ChuckDHead posted:

I do feel for the guy, though. He seems pretty genuine about wanting to improve the nation's health, and he takes an unbelievable amount of poo poo about it from petulant fatasses who can't accept that their choices and the choices they make for their children are not always the best and businessmen who know full well that their practices and marketing tactics are frequently irresponsible.

I was in school during his original crusade, and afterward scolarest (I think that's the name) only served chips once every week. Every other day we had deep fried potato circles, which somehow don't count as chips. We also still had salt in everything. Also the sixth form students set up a highly lucrative shop just outside the school grounds, selling everything else that was banned. I'm not sure what the solution is, but like most other times just banning something doesn't mean it will go away.

Also most of the nutrition and health advice we got at school was about 45 years out of date.

On topic, it's nice to see some really good films on iPlayer; the perfect distraction from revision.

Plucky Brit
Nov 7, 2009

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Hoops posted:

It would be nice if he wasn't right-wing as gently caress but he's a public schoolboy, oxford graduate. Very few of them come out singing the praises of immigration and the socialist state.

My dad was at Oxford during (one of) the British Leyland strikes. He had a friend who was a socialist from Eton, who decided to go to the strike to show solidarity with his union brothers. Who promptly told him to gently caress off, as he was two classes higher than the workers and this wasn't his fight. My Dad's always thought that experience is what made his friend a Thatcherite.

Plucky Brit
Nov 7, 2009

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eating only apples posted:

What in god's name happened in this thread :stare:

Hey non-Apprentice-thread-regulars, Young Apprentice starts again on Monday and we have a thread for it! Come and chat about these horrid teenagers.

A friend of mine is living with someone who was on it last year. He's always referred to as "That guy from Junior Apprentice". I think it's adequate punishment for appearing on that show.

Plucky Brit
Nov 7, 2009

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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad posted:

Why did nobody say Hustle was back on :argh:

It's incredibly cheesy but I am somehow compelled to watch it. Or it's all this champagne that my flatmates left out that needed to be finished.

It's getting a bit boring that they always win; the first series had several that they failed or at least didn't pull off perfectly. It would be nice to bring a bit of tension back.

Plucky Brit
Nov 7, 2009

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Austen Tassletine posted:

Couldn't they just resurrect Bremner, Bird & Fortune? I remember it being brilliantly satiracal without being up it's own arse or falling into lazy punchlines and stereotypes. Perhaps that was because each series had a samll number of episodes so it was gone before it got tired?

Rory Bremner's greatest satire was when he turned up to a Michael Howard rally dressed up as Michael Howard shouting "Better weather under conservatives!" It so brilliantly summed up the Tory campaign in that election.

Plucky Brit
Nov 7, 2009

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Rejected Fate posted:

Yeah, that was clearly more a poem than a rap. A very basic poem, but still. Rhymes do not equal rap, guys. Not even rhymes you don't like.

And I found it slightly amusing. It had some charm to it.

Was it as good as the Daily Mail Song?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eBT6OSr1TI

Plucky Brit
Nov 7, 2009

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I'll say one thing for Skins, it actually had teenaged actors portraying teenaged characters, which was a breath of fresh air after US shows where everybody is twice the age of the characters they're portraying.

I should stress I still don't particularly like Skins and I'm glad it's ending, everything just went off the rails when Effy turned into some kind of bizarre succubus who unknowingly seduced everybody (and made everybody around her insane).

Plucky Brit
Nov 7, 2009

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Trin Tragula posted:

Result: one slightly obscure and up itself script with one really excellent and interesting character (Bede) and a bunch of extremely well-photographed cardboard cutouts who wander around the place belching lines at each other.

Most of those lines being threats to other people's children.

Plucky Brit
Nov 7, 2009

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Flatscan posted:

Jesus gently caress. That is one of the most appalling "news" stories I've ever read. I honestly don't know how they get away with such blatant racism and xenophobia.

Orwell got the thirty minute hate right, but didn't realise it would remain in the print media. It is impossible to read that newspaper without getting angry, one way or another. It's a blight on humanity and if they disapprove of the ceremony then Boyle got it absolutely right.

Plucky Brit
Nov 7, 2009

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VogeGandire posted:

Watching through The Thick of It again. The Ben Swain Newsnight segment still reduces me to tears laughing.

"You don't deserve to LIVE!"

Edit: "The cameramen are laughing."

God I love Jamie.

Plucky Brit fucked around with this message at 15:26 on Aug 25, 2012

Plucky Brit
Nov 7, 2009

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iPlayer has an absolutely fantastic Who Do You Think You Are with Patrick Stewart, looking into his father's experiences with WW2.

Plucky Brit
Nov 7, 2009

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tentish klown posted:

As a student I either ate instant noodles bought in bulk from chinatown, or if I was feeling flush, rice, tuna and sweetcorn. Food of the gods. Best thing is that neither of these things require any cooking implements other than a kettle/microwave.
We didn't even have an oven in my first/third year, let alone have the wont to use one.

I know somebody who thinks he can cook, but can't. That's far worse.

Highlights include putting pasta in a pan, filling it with water and then boiling it (the pasta turned into a starchy sirup), boiling chorizo, and adding large amounts of skimmed milk to spaghetti carbonara.

He's also addicted to The Great British Bake Off.

Plucky Brit
Nov 7, 2009

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Irisi posted:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/tv-and-radio/tvandradioblog/2012/nov/26/merlin-has-been-cancelled

Aah, no, Merlin had just been cancelled, sadness :(. What are families with boy children between the ages of 5-12 supposed to put on the TV on a Saturday night now? (Okay, Doctor Who, but that's only got 6 episodes next year or something...)

I'll miss it. Especially the perpetually shirtless Knights of the Round Table, Richard Wilsons' horrible sentient wig and placing bets on just how low-cut Guineveres' dresses could get without provoking a storm of complaints from the Daily Mail.

I'm pretty sure that you could condense the entirety of the plot so far into 24 episodes. It's sad that they haven't done any of the big moments, but at the current glacial pace you'd need to wait until series 15 before the actual ending. The plot has pretty much been the same for three years. My 11 year old cousin is bored of it because nothing different ever happens.

It's a shame, because it's a nice setting and had a few really good episodes. It was better than Camelot at least.

Plucky Brit
Nov 7, 2009

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Utopia feels like The Shadow Line.

Brilliant cinematography, a lot of stilted dialogue and exposition, a bunch of shallow stock characters, cold-blooded violence mainly coming from one guy who displays no emotion. All that's missing is every other character threatening people's children.

I don't have too much of an issue with the school shooting or the torture, it's just that it all feels too excessive. It isn't helped by most of the evil guys talking in the exact same voice and pacing, so they're all blending into one. I don't feel much for any of the main characters, so it's less tension and more boredom during most of the scenes.

Plucky Brit
Nov 7, 2009

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She makes a very valid point- from a strictly business point of view, women of child-bearing age are not an asset. She's saying that the current laws are counterproductive as they actually make it less likely for businesses to hire young women. Based on what I've heard speaking to people in business, she's completely right.

Regardless, having different political views does not automatically make her a bad person.

Plucky Brit
Nov 7, 2009

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The protagonist in this Black Mirror is REALLY ANNOYING!

We've gone through half an episode and not much in the plot has advanced.

Plucky Brit
Nov 7, 2009

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Very impressive, I have to say. The best bit of course being the people who think that this should be implemented immediately.

Plucky Brit
Nov 7, 2009

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I've just realised, the whole point is to show justice being diluted for the masses.

Considering she keeps on getting her memory wiped, each day is the same. So really, what's the point of repeating it so many times? Surely it's just to create an amusement park out of it, and commercialise the justice system.

Plucky Brit
Nov 7, 2009

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wutheringbites posted:

Yeah that was something. Christ.

I might rewatch it sometime to see if there were any hints that it was a set up before the big reveal. The only one I can think of is that the woman accompanying Victoria seemed to have perfect make-up and hair for someone who'd been running for her life for however long. I thought that was an oversight at the start of the episode, but I suppose they may have put it in on purpose.

The bit at the start where there's a child looking out of a window and talking, but not holding a phone.

Plucky Brit
Nov 7, 2009

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Noreaus posted:

Utopia just made me annoyed. Here's a twist! Oh, another twist! Mr Rabbit was...him! *dramatic chord* No it wasn't! *chord* She burned the manuscript! *chord* It didn't matter! *chord*

It was obnoxious. The whole thing was just pointless.


I agree. At least the horrible threats to family members were dialled down a bit.

I still find it hilarious that nobody brings up a counter argument to that forced sterility plan. Nobody thought to say "what if it goes wrong and everyone is sterilised?" or "won't this cause massive upheaval and reprisals against the few who are fertile?" or "hang on, what happens when there are billions of old people and only a couple of young to support them?".

Plucky Brit
Nov 7, 2009

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Zythrst posted:

Well except Donaldson did literally exactly that in episode 5. Hence why he was so focused on getting rich before it all went down.

Sure, but I think it's naive to think that money will make much of a difference in what is essentially economic and cultural armageddon.

Plucky Brit
Nov 7, 2009

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Flatscan posted:

Well it looks like Charlie Brooker votes Tory then. Labour are cynical careerists. Lib-dems are useless and not worth voting for. Any attempt to challenge the current political system is hijacked by the media and turns the whole world into Blade Runner. The only person shown to give a poo poo is the Tory MP who takes his job seriously, maintains his dignity in the face of screaming plebs and is the only character shown in any form of positive light. So, yay for the status quo! Vote Tory.

gently caress you Brooker.

I don't buy this at all. The far more obvious point (which is a staple of Brooker's work as he loves the film Network) is that any attempted change in the status quo is almost always co-opted by the people who it is trying to out, in this case the media. They've realised the next level above career politicians, and piggyback onto it. The Tory is a vote for the status quo, and it's clear that he's towing the party line without really thinking what he's saying. He can't handle something that works outside the system that he is working in, which is why he can't handle Waldo. He still isn't a nice person and is in politics to win, as emphasised by his reaction when it's announced he won the by-election.

Still, do you believe that there are no honourable or respectable Tories, or any respectable people who vote Tory?

Plucky Brit
Nov 7, 2009

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Robot Wars is on youtube?! Goodbye productivity for the next few days.

Plucky Brit
Nov 7, 2009

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I loved the Mongolian miner one where the Brit helped build something that made the mining more safe. That was my favourite one because despite it being very depressing (the miner was there because all of their livestock died due to three terrible winters) you got the sense that there was a genuine friendship by the end. It had a semi-upbeat ending as well.

Plucky Brit
Nov 7, 2009

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Less contentious than last year at least.

Plucky Brit
Nov 7, 2009

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Sorry if this has been talked about already, but there's a program about Teach First with Jack Whitehall's doppleganger:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b03plzw2/Tough_Young_Teachers_Episode_1/

Plucky Brit
Nov 7, 2009

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Bobby Deluxe posted:

Gregg Davies wrote a lovely obit pn Facebook about Rik, who played his dad in that c4 comedy so average I can't remember what it's called. So it's probably that.

And the Alt vote was the best chance of getting one of the smaller parties in power, so greens, lib dems, UKIP and monster raving loonies were all pretty passionate about it.

It was also a fantastically terrible campaign. Even though I disagreed with them, the No campaign was far more coherent. All I saw from the Yes campaign was a bunch of actors and famous people telling me what to vote for. Besides, the Lib-Dems hosed up negotiating for AV as STV would have been far better.

I agree with the consensus on In the Flesh, especially as the family turning against Kieran seemed really contrived. It was quite good drama so I'll definitely be watching any future episodes.

Plucky Brit
Nov 7, 2009

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Bungeyjump posted:

How the gently caress is it Iain who was the recipient of the "it's unacceptable" comment from Mary Berry??

Probably yelled at people before storming off. I'd love to see an extended edition with that put in.

If he'd done the best he could and explained it, I'm sure he wouldn't be out this week. A sad case of emotions getting the better of someone, but I'd be pissed too in his position.

Plucky Brit
Nov 7, 2009

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ThomasPaine posted:

I am continuing to watch Peaky Blinders out of sheer masochism and oh my god they are actually going to have Tommy Shelby personally punch out Oswald Mosely at the Battle of Cable Street, saving Britain from fascism forever , I can feel it in my bones. Dumb thing is the actors are all pretty decent, and some of the writing is good, but my god is that carrying one of the stupidest most completely incoherent, historically illiterate plots I've ever seen.
I'm not watching the new season, so why does Tommy Shelby hate fascism? Given his line of work I would've thought he'd be in favour of it. Is he against it because he's Romani?

Plucky Brit
Nov 7, 2009

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Irisi posted:

This couple tonight are particularly tragic. They have £1 million to build a MONSTROUS 500 metre square house atop a hill in the countryside for them, their 80 year old parents and their children when they come to stay.
When both of the couple's fathers are dead the mothers realise they'll only get adequate support if they move in as well. As neither of them can drive, they're both stuck in an area with no autonomy or support apart from their children.

Very depressing.

Plucky Brit
Nov 7, 2009

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Squibsy posted:

TV people should know by now that inviting politicians on is just cringe at every level and never produces good results
Has Have I Got News For You ever apologised for reigniting Boris Johnson's political career?

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Plucky Brit
Nov 7, 2009

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Gorn Myson posted:

Gave up on them after the rave reviews of Line of Duty, a show made up entirely of robots who endlessly barked police rules and procedure at each other while investigating an expertly trained, well funded paramilitary group that was responsible for all the crimes.
I tried to find a 'prestige' show finale where the consensus was negative. The only one I've found so far is the final episode of Sherlock.

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