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eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

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Haha, that was brilliant.

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eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

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Dell_Zincht posted:

Oi, there's nothing wrong with Peep Show series 4. Sure it got a bit silly at times, but it is a sitcom. Even though The Inbetweeners strikes a chord with those of us who remember being a bit like that at school, it's not meant to be entirely realistic.

And I absolutely wet myself at Jay crashing the bike.

Peep Show series 4, for all it's silliness, is entirely redeemed by the line "There are many things I'd do for you, Jeremy, but digging a hole in the wintery earth with my bare hands to bury the corpse of a dog you killed is not one of them."

I can't even read it without laughing out loud. I get to "corpse" and crack up.

On the topic of Peep Show, Matt King (Superhans) tweeted recently that series 7 starts November 26th. :)

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

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Russell Howard is poo poo and I hate him.

No one seems to agree with me :(

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

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Hollyoaks is incredible.

Warren died in a fire, but actually he didn't, it was someone else's horribly charred body and Warren escaped. And Theresa saw the whole thing. This happened months ago and she just hasn't mentioned it til now. Some blackmail nonsense.

Speaking of Theresa, she slept with her cousin Carmel's fiance, and got pregnant. Said fiance also had an affair with Mercedes, Carmel's sister. Then Theresa shot him dead. Carmel is now looking after Theresa's baby. Mercedes's husband died recently, but no one really seems to care all that much.

A 12-year-old is pregnant by another 12-year-old.

A boy found out that his best mate is actually his half brother because his dad has been living a double life with two families.

There's a girl who wants to be a boy. She's going around kissing other boys while dressed as a boy.

Dom set fire to his restaurant because Bart told him he'd found kiddy porn on his laptop. Steph, who had terminal cancer, died in the fire (she rescued some kids then refused to come out of the house even though her husband was at the window pleading with her to get out), and Malachy (Mercedes's husband mentioned above) got blown up, or something. Now Dom's in jail.

Brendan, the moustache-twirling villain of the piece, has been fooling around with Ste. Now Ste used to date Amy and had a kid with her, but then he smacked her around a bit so that ended. Since then he's been sleeping with lots of girls (including Amy again for a bit). Now he's gay. Not bisexual, as you might think considering his womanising past, he's gay. With Brendan. Who's denying it. Of course.

Half the cast got written out a little while back, and they brought in a whole bunch of new people who really can't act. Along with them came these amazing storylines.

It's loving batshit. Goddamn highlight of my day. :allears:

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

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One of my favourite plots was when Beth cheated on Gilly with Rhys, who was actually her brother.

Then she died in a car crash.

I also liked when Lydia sabotaged a parachute, meaning to kill Zoe, but instead causing Sarah to fall to her horrible death. That was Hollyoaks Later, though.

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Dec 12, 2009

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LE0N posted:

David's mother's body was eventually discovered by his friend Lee. Lee had gone round to the house thinking it would be empty so he could have sex with his friend Stacey Foxx. Stacey sat down on Mrs Burke's body and screamed. Realising what had happened, Lee and his mother Sally convinced Bombhead to move in with the Hunters. After his mother's funeral, Bombhead stopped seeing visions of Mr Cunningham.

loving lol. I love hollyoaks, i never get to watch it anymore though.

Lee's back now, you know! And he's probably the best character in it.

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

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I miss Robin Hood. I really loved it and I know I shouldn't have. They did kind of kill Robin, though, so it's kind of difficult to carry it on after that :v:

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

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So glad I'm not the only one crying from laughter at Corrie.

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Dec 12, 2009

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Anyone watching Macbeth? It's good so far. Patrick Steward is bloody good.

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

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I just saw a trailer for Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency.

:aaaaa:

how did I not know about this

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

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Just watched Dirk Gently, it was really quite good. I watched too much Friends in my youth though because Helen Baxendale will always be Ross's English girlfriend to me. :(

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Dec 12, 2009

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J33uk posted:

loving hell, got around to watching Eastenders. That was pretty heavy and Shane Ritchie is oddly enough a pretty good actor. What the hell.

Depressing as poo poo, tonight's going to be worse. Alfie is the best character :3:

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

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Don't forget Russell Howard.

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Dec 12, 2009

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Dr Snofeld posted:

It was the one "piloted" by John, the Tracey that even Gerry Anderson didn't like. Which actually makes it fit Channel 5 all the more.

John was always my favourite, poor guy stuck up there all alone :(

actually scratch that Virgil was cooler.

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

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I really enjoyed How TV Ruined Your Life, but then I was expecting to! My Dad has a DVD full of old public safety ads, all the ones featured on the show are on that DVD, and my little brother went through a phase of watching it several times a day, so last night was a bit of a nostalgia trip too :3:

JIMMYYYYY!!

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Dec 12, 2009

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Flatscan posted:

Yes, it was.

You'd remember the building site film, it was a bit like Groundhog Day with this kid dying over and over again in increasingly nasty fashion, getting run over by a bulldozer, drowning in wet cement etc.

Edit: Ha, found it on Youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7ag5dzfC6c

I watched a similar one to this without the weird sci-fi element, and it's stuck with me to this day. I know it had a dark-haired kid, can't remember if it was a boy or a girl, dying in nasty ways - I remember him/her walking across a beam high up and falling, and digging a hole in sand and having it collapse on him. Wish I could find it :(

I did spent half the afternoon watching 70's public safety videos anyway, like Building Sites Bite and Apaches (which is horrific! The little girl drinking the chemical! :()

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Dec 12, 2009

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Quite enjoyed Skins, and I hated series 3 and 4. I'll take Franky over Freddie or Cook or any of those other dickheads from the last lot. I can't even remember the girls (apart from batshit Effy). Hopefully this one will be more like the first two series.

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Dec 12, 2009

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Rarity posted:

I've just switched over to Skins and I already think Rich is a dickhead. Although this might be coloured by the fact every scuzzy long-haired metal fan I've known has been pretentious snobby wanker.

Also, the ginger one is such a bad actor he makes my soul hurt.

e: Let me guess, Rich and the girl who's name I don't know are gonna end up hooking up.

"Metalheads" are dicks almost without exception. I kinda like Rich, though, if only because he's such a goofy idiot, and next to Allo anyone would look cool. I'm enjoying this series far more than the last two, though it'll never be as good as the first two - Sid and Cassie were awesome and I'm still not over Chris :smith:

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Dec 12, 2009

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Baby Arm Balloon posted:

Not to get off topic but I thought I'd mention I live in the same city as Matthew Holness. Apparently he was really approachable. A friend of mine's friend worked in a cafe he'd go into occasionally and asked for an autograph and he stayed in Garth character for it, which makes him sound like an awesome guy. I've only seen him a couple of times on the street though, haven't approached him yet

Wikipedia says he lives in Norwich, this still true? Repping my hometown!

I rather enjoyed Friday Night Dinner, but I'm unashamedly a bit in love with Tamsin Greig.

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

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Bitten by a bee :(

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

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The Sky at Night is great tonight :) 700th episode!

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Dec 12, 2009

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I didn't realise Wo-Gan was Serafinowicz, I love that guy. He's hilarious in basically everything he does ever.

Anyone watching Masterchef? It's ridiculous now but I'm really enjoying it, I guess I'm a sucker for that kind of terrible reality show, Top Model-type format. Rooting for Tim right now, but I have a huge crush on Kennedy, he's adorable :blush:

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

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Brian Cox walking dramatically away from an explosion made me laugh for about a minute straight.

I love that man :allears:

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Dec 12, 2009

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Hoisin Crispy Owl posted:

Highly doubtful, but does anyone else here watch Coach Trip? It's not on the mid-afternoon entertainment level of Come Dine With Me but it passes the time fairly well. If nothing else it's made me vow never to interact with other tourists on holiday.

Watched it religiously last series. I absolutely loved the crazy drama with Hillary. And batshit Mary with the donkey laugh! Rob and Timmy were deserving winners, bless 'em.

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Dec 12, 2009

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Hoops posted:

I never saw it, but I looked it up and yeah that's the kid I mean, Will Poulter. Wikipedia says he's won a few "newcomer" awards.

Yeah he was great in Son of Rambow. He was also Eustace in Voyage of the Dawn Treader recently, I haven't seen it but apparently he's good in that too.


Rarity posted:

Balls of Steel was very very hit-and-miss but it gave us Alex Zane when he was funny and the Bunny Boiler and I will stand by Randy Campbell's Insane Stunts as being sheer brilliance.

I wish there were more Randy Campbell bits, they're fantastic. Jehovah C Clark! I like some of The Annoying Devil's bits as well, and it might just be me but Neg is consistently hilarious.

Always enjoy the Pain Men too, but I'm one of those weirdos who actually likes Dirty Sanchez.

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

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ClearlyDeluded posted:

Me too. He comes across harsh and dismissive to his fans, and the rest of it is so terribly worthy.

e: this was about Graham Linehan, who is a disgusting, obsessive, transphobic piece of poo poo, and I can't have this innocuous post standing in my history. All it said was "wow, I didn't know he was a transphobe, I like him anyway though". No I don't.

eating only apples fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Aug 31, 2021

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

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tanglewood1420 posted:

It's the first time I've seen Raef Spall in anything (I think, perhaps he's been in something else and has passed me by) and, once I got over the fact he really looks like his dad, I think he's really really good in it.

Hot Fuzz :v:

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Dec 12, 2009

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FAT WORM OF ERROR posted:

What happened? Last time I watched waterloo road I saw the fat kid from Grange Hill who tried to commit suicide by jumping face first into a pool was on it, that kid is doomed to play schoolchildren forever

A long-serving teenage character died in her sleep of terminal cancer in her mum's arms. :smith:

I've been disappointed with the last couple of series', but that episode was pretty good.

It does just serve to reinforce the unspoken law that anyone Tom gets close to dies or is seriously injured and subsequently disappears.

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Dec 12, 2009

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Zorba the Greek posted:

Seriously. I knew she was going to die in this episode but that was so bloody heart breaking I started crying :(

I cried a bit too, very sad episode.


Hey guys, Born to be Different is back today - channel 4, 9PM. Definitely worth a watch. Those kids are amazing :unsmith:

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

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MisterLizard posted:

Mine aren't anywhere near as good as that. Viserys Targaryen (the mad blonde deposed prince) popped up in Doctor Who a while back as Son of Mine in the Family of Blood episode

He was also Will Scarlett in the BBC's silly Robin Hood series (which I loved and still miss, not ashamed!).

Game of Thrones really is a game of spot the actor, huh. Maybe I should get in on this action.

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

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I feel like the only person who really cannot stand Monica. When I bring this up everyone tells me she's great and I'm crazy, but I hate her so much it's difficult to even watch the show any more :smith:

Chandler's the best character. Ross is pretty great. Everyone else sucks.

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Dec 12, 2009

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spincube posted:

Also, didn't Neil Buchanan present some kind of show about the paranormal on ITV? I remember that having really, really weird theme music.


Yes, he absolutely did! It was called It's a Mystery and was just reenactments of bizarre little mysteries and scary things. I especially remember the titles had a skeleton hand beckoning.

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Dec 12, 2009

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Strom Cuzewon posted:

Green tree things...was it a Creeper? Could have been The Demonheadmaster series 2.

Skimming through YouTube...Look and Read was weird I'm not sure what anything was about in Through the Dragon's Eye, but Charn was one scary fucker: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6MQWIPHhsk#t=2m

Oh god, I LOVED Through the Dragon's Eye. Charn was loving horrifying and Boris, Noris and Doris were the best things in the world when I was seven. I was devastated when Doris died. I have vivid memories of sitting on the carpet in the school library watching it, and then playing it on the playground at lunchtime. Gorwen was stuck inside a tree and my friends and I had to rescue him :saddowns:

e: apparently he was called Morris, and he was the one who died? I don't even know any more. My memories are broken.

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Dec 12, 2009

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Atomic Dog posted:

Absolutely. I watched it a few years ago and it's just brutal: animals getting killed off every other episode. Here's part of a synopsis for an episode in the first series:

And when they had to cross a busy road and Mr Hedgehog got scared and rolled up into a ball and Mrs Hedgehog tried to make him carry on but a car came and ran them over :( And the voles and mice left the group in a huff for some reason and everyone found them later all killed and impaled on thorns by a shrike :(

Man, that show was my favourite as a kid, I don't know how it didn't traumatise me.

e: I do remember being absolutely devastated in one of the later series when Mole and Badger died. Oh god and Badger ended up going senile and never even found out that Mole had died and just thought his little son Mossy was Mole :(

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Dec 12, 2009

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Warrahooyaargh posted:

Their mum is tweeting for them while they're in the Big Brother House (after a disastrous experiment with their Twitter in the hands of their elder brother, who is a bit of a hothead). They've left pre-prepared tweets with her to be dispensed at set times. :3:

What happened with their brother? I don't follow them because they're unbearably annoying, but sometimes I go on their page and giggle at the silliness of it all.

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Dec 12, 2009

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Irisi posted:

Some of those macaroons are colours I would hesitate to put near my mouth. Electric blue, puke green and fuschia pink are not sensible colours for dinky wee biscuits.

Whatsisface with his cocktail macaroons look quite good though.

MACARONS! :argh:

Macaroons are heavy lumpy coconut things that your grandma gives you with your cup of tea. Macarons are ground almond light airy deliciousness and I'm lucky enough to have Tim Kinnaird off Masterchef making them fairly close to where I live. Yum yum yum.

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Dec 12, 2009

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LampkinsMateSteve posted:

The disease is spreading... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCk9t4wLse0

I only watched the first 30 seconds or so, but those people are nowhere near ugly enough for Jezza.

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

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So... any other sheep watching X-Factor? :3:

If not, never fear. It's the same awfulness as ever, with yet more offensive exploitation.

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Dec 12, 2009

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Wormophile posted:

Ah yes, otherwise known as the Serafinowicz effect.

I'm so glad I'm not the only one affected that way by Peter Serafinowicz. :allears:

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Dec 12, 2009

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What in god's name happened in this thread :stare:

Hey non-Apprentice-thread-regulars, Young Apprentice starts again on Monday and we have a thread for it! Come and chat about these horrid teenagers.

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