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Leyburn
Aug 31, 2001
The main thing I learned from the telly this week is that when an elephant dies, a loving million horrible maggots will feast on it for weeks, and a hyena will climb into its arse.

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Leyburn
Aug 31, 2001
I watched about half an episode of the first series and thought it was pretty poo poo. Is it worth giving the second a bash then?

Leyburn
Aug 31, 2001
Are there any towns in Scotland that you don't think of as a complete poo poo hole?

Leyburn fucked around with this message at 22:08 on Mar 2, 2011

Leyburn
Aug 31, 2001
I don't think Sky News is a bad news channel at all *shurgs*.

Leyburn fucked around with this message at 19:31 on Mar 3, 2011

Leyburn
Aug 31, 2001

Strom Cuzewon posted:

It's indefensible.

Hardly sullies the whole channel though does it. You see more good investigative stuff on Sky than you do on BBC24.

Leyburn
Aug 31, 2001
Ohh I wasn't actually asking if there were nice places, I live here in a small town myself. I was just taking a dig at Kin for moaning about Dundee, then Falkirk and then having a pop at Alloa too. Wait... 23 hours?!

Leyburn
Aug 31, 2001

marktheando posted:

And if anyone here has Sky tv they are part of the problem and should feel terrible.

Anyone who likes to watch football in hd is scum lads.

Anyone who thinks the BBC is a good source of news because they are 'independent' is part of the loving problem imo.

Leyburn
Aug 31, 2001
This was the first episode I have seen, and while I like some of Lee's material (and admittedly I've not seen that much), I wasn't really feeling this. Besides the Tramadol Nights dig, "bring coke" and "that's just precipitation" I don't think I laughed at all.

Leyburn
Aug 31, 2001

Bland posted:

Well if you had seen it you'd know that wickles was just referencing a line from the show so you wouldn't have had to waste your time with that pointless first paragraph

I agree, there seems to be a a sense of smug, self-superiority that Stewert Lee gives off, not unintentionally I would guess and it certainly seems to have rubbed off on his fans. I thought twice about posting my thoughts on the show because I couldn't be hosed with the inevitable 'hurrr, go watch Peter Kay, Del Boy, Michael McIntyre...' reponses.

I got the impression that the material he did on last night's show would have been a lot funnier if you had actually been in the audience. The humour was meant to come from the excruciating repetition of the same material and that doesn't really come across very well when the audience are watching at a remove. It kinda takes the material out of its natural context a wee bit.

Particularly it's hard to see how the section where he scrutinised his own act with an imaginary person on the phone could translate well on screen. He even acknowledged this himself during the performance.

From what I seen last night I can tell he is a bit of a craftsman and is dedicated to his chosen art form, it was almost a kind of comedy minimalism. I can appreciate what he was doing. It's just that it wasn't that funny...

Leyburn fucked around with this message at 12:34 on May 12, 2011

Leyburn
Aug 31, 2001
I've only seen the first episode of The Scheme from back when they they first attempted to show it and I will be watching the rest. I disagree that it is 'poverty porn'.

Substance abuse, anti-social behaviour, violence, self-destruction and all the rest are massive issues in Scotland and the show (from what I have seen) takes a look at them while maintaining a serious tone and admirably avoids turning its subjects into cartoon characters or figures of fun.

The audience may do this anyway, but to glibly dismiss the film after one episode as 'poverty porn' does the film-makers a disservice in my opinion and assumes the worst of intentions.

Leyburn
Aug 31, 2001
He really does look like Terry Christian.

Leyburn
Aug 31, 2001
Back to Earth was funnier than Nathan Barley.

Leyburn
Aug 31, 2001

Rapey Joe Stalin posted:

Star Trek is essentially a non-threatening bedtime story for adult children. For all that Doctor Who gets called kids TV, it is Newsnight Review compared to Trek.

The wrongest thing ever.

Leyburn
Aug 31, 2001
Zane Lowe is a loving bellend.

Leyburn
Aug 31, 2001

Brown Moses posted:

That Collins piggiebacks on the fame of other people.

"I have enjoyed the stuff we’ve done and am grateful to Andrew for supporting me at a time when a lot of people didn’t give a gently caress"

?

Leyburn
Aug 31, 2001
IMDb tells me he is talking about Richard Madden, who apparently comes from the town next to mine. Now I'm wondering what school he went to.

Leyburn
Aug 31, 2001
The best thing is, no one even referred to any female characters using the wrong name, let alone an offensive one.

Edit: Did anyone else tune in to the paper review on Sky News for a laugh last night? They couldn't wait to move on from the broadsheets and start talking about sandwiches, cheryl cole and poo poo.

Leyburn fucked around with this message at 18:55 on Jul 5, 2011

Leyburn
Aug 31, 2001
Yeah? It was horribly toothless last night.

Leyburn
Aug 31, 2001
So Question Time is going to be hopelessly out of date tonight already? Haha

Leyburn
Aug 31, 2001

MyChemicalImbalance posted:

Instead of answering the question, he ended up getting on his soap-box, spewing some sort of policeman-jingoism to try to win over the crowd in his tone that kept rising and rising, apparently to imbue his stupid loving speech with some sort of gravity and rouse an applause. He was a smug arsehole.

Nothing quite so tragic as an unpopular populist.

Leyburn
Aug 31, 2001
Haha, if that were the case then Stephen Tompkinson's character would be in custody right now.

Leyburn
Aug 31, 2001
So what, Question Time just packs it up for the summer holidays during the biggest hegemonic shift this country has seen in ~20 years? Nothing to talk about I guess...

Leyburn
Aug 31, 2001
...and who are they?

Leyburn
Aug 31, 2001
Yeah can we get back to endlessly spunking over Stewart Lee please?

Leyburn
Aug 31, 2001
The one truly great episode I can remember from Friends is one where there is a power cut in the city and Chandler gets locked in a bank vestibule with a beautiful model, where he neurotically tortures himself over every single thing that comes out of his mouth. loving hilarious. Dare I say, almost Costanzaian.

Edit: Yeah this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYbBjSda550

Leyburn
Aug 31, 2001

incredible bear posted:

Christ I feel old in here right now, where's all the Andi Peters love?

What about the Ghost Train love? Or Motormouth?

Leyburn
Aug 31, 2001
Shooting Stars is unbelievably funny. Almost introducing Brigitte Nielsen as Dennis Nilsen was spectacular. Everything Angelos did was amazing. Tights Night.

It's a lot funnier than it has any right to be after so many years.

Leyburn
Aug 31, 2001
Haha, wow. Exit Through The Gift Shop is great. Loads of brilliant moments in it. Loved that Madonna fell for it so hard.

Leyburn
Aug 31, 2001

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

Reg Hollis - from kinky S&M scandal and a suicide attempt to indie movie award winner: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-14526650

That picture is incredible, he looks amazing with that beard & hair.

Leyburn
Aug 31, 2001
Club style is meant to be in the style of a cabaret singer that you'd get in a working man's club.

Angelos is loving hysterical. Ulrika is looking terrifying these days, what's going on with that neck?

Leyburn
Aug 31, 2001
I was kinda half looking forward to Big Brother. I've not got high hopes for it at all. But UEFA Cup is on tonight, so no dice.

Leyburn
Aug 31, 2001
That model guy wouldn't be out of place on the regular series.

Leyburn
Aug 31, 2001
Lamarr's Rock and Roll show and Alternative 60s show on Radio 2 were both excellent.

Is he not doing that anymore?

Leyburn
Aug 31, 2001
^ Ohh poo poo, Scotch and Wry. Some of the finest comedy ever.

Yeah the Taggart theme is loving classic.

Did anyone watch that Fred West thing? I thought it was pretty good. It was kinda creepy how much Dominic West resembled him at times.

Leyburn
Aug 31, 2001
Bobby Coltrane was Cracker anyway, not Taggart!

Leyburn
Aug 31, 2001

SeanBeansShako posted:

So Harry Hill did inspire somebody else to do that!

I'd rather spend a day with Simon Bodkin than be in a room with Russel Brand anyways.

I've seen Simon Bodkin live in Edinburgh before (once as Lee Nelson, the other doing a whole load of different characters) and he was really funny. I've never seen his show though, it's on BBC3 and that's all I need to know. When he performs live a lot of it is just improv and talking to the crowd, so maybe doesn't work on telly.

Leyburn
Aug 31, 2001
My feeling was that he made up the stuff about the barn to draw her in and keep her involved with him, as I think he understood that the more information he gave to her, the closer she got to him.

It's hard to say though, because he was obviously a loving maniac.

Leyburn
Aug 31, 2001
He seems obsessed by his own celebrity. I've never been able to stand him though, so I've never been able to watch any of his stuff objectively, since I always have the urge to claw his loving eyes out whenever I see him.

Leyburn
Aug 31, 2001
Count me in on the hate Mighty Boosh, but really like Noel Fielding crew.

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Leyburn
Aug 31, 2001
It's a loving disgrace.

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