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my fantasy novel is called elfkind's lament and it's about a man with a double-bladed penis that he uses to slay critics of his sensitive brother's poetry
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genre fantasy is hollow mule balls (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Aug 27, 2017 11:59
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farting (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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my instrument is my powerful rear end in a top hat and when i play it i feel like the magma beneath the earth is flowing through me in great convective pulses, evaporated by the touch of air into a city-destroying plume of gas and pulverised brimstone that says SAD
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