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C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

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Soiled Meat
Sat in bed for half an hour this morning and just farted the whole time.
Don't knock it until you've tried it.

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C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Had my internet/cable transferred to my new place, and not only did the technician show up on time and complete the install in a timely manner, but I got a free powerstrip and HDMI cable out of it :respek: Thanks dude, sorry your wife is kicking you out of the house.

Also took an amazing crap a few minutes ago :whatup:

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

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Soiled Meat

Spaticus posted:

I asked a girl out...on facebook. I'm a coward. But I feel awesome that I did it.

Better than not asking her out at all :hfive:

Cold front came in so I was able to go for my run earlier than normal this evening. Also my dog is making a silly face at me :3:

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Maintenance came to fix my sink and blew it up, which beats the gently caress out of me blowing it up (which I guess it was dangerously close to doing) :dance:

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Ran into Mega-Hottie-Who-Works-Near-Me again. I've posted about our run-ins a couple times in this thread, but THOSE LEGS :swoon: Especially in short-shorts since it's been so hot out lately. A perfect end to the workweek.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

AltoidsAddict posted:

A few doors down, I have these neighbors who are the second most annoying on the block. Their friends come to visit in big redneck gently caress-off trucks with flames and poo poo painted on the side, and they blast horrible metal and hair bands at all hours on these trucks, and then they go inside to drink or whatever and just leave that poo poo running at top volume for hours so the whole neighborhood can enjoy.

But if someone they don't like so much as sneezes, they tattle to the HOA - and "someone they don't like" means "gays" and "Mexicans" and "black people." (And how's this for karma: On one side of this house, there's a guy from Ghana. On the other side, a family from Nicaragua. Across the street, a lesbian cop and her partner, both Mexican-American. Behind this house, another Mexican-American family.) Fortunately the HOA, observing that these people have a weed-infested lawn, shutters falling off the house, and other violations of HOA rules, told them "If you stop complaining about stupid bullshit, then we won't fine you $XX for all of your violations."

Today, all their dumbass redneck friends came over and parked in every drat place with their stupid trucks. And unloaded the entire house, and drove all belongings away, leaving behind only a "For Sale" sign.

1. What's the HOA?
2. "Second-worst"?

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Had a dream last night where I ran into my makeout buddy from high school, and we hooked up again :3: I haven't talked to her in a long time, I wonder how she is...

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Girlfriend texted me a progress update on her marathon training/weight loss, which involved minimal clothing :pervert:
It also inspired me to go for a run myself, which means I've now run three of the past four days (pretty drat good for how busy I've been lately)
Then I got back and ate some of the delicious chili that's been brewing in my slow cooker today.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Just had a root beer float. That seems pretty insignificant but it was delicious and is making me feel better about having to be at the lab for 12 hours tomorrow.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

King of Crowns posted:

I got offered two raises in a single week. One for my yearly review, one because they offered me a job with a higher payrate and less work. Bought an o of some ridiculous weed, and I just got my dick sucked by a random girl I met a few months ago.

You don't sound like a gently caress-up at all! :v:

There was leftover pizza in the secretary's office today and I scored a couple slices :dance:

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
A $300 brake job I needed on my car turned out to be less than $100. Nevermind that they said my timing belt needs to be fixed up sometime in the near future, which will run me about $850 :v:

A Fancy 400 lbs posted:

I'm a History major who wants to work at a museum for a living, who lives in a small farm town with only 2 years IT for work experience, and have had no luck finding a job all summer. Opened the paper today and found an opening at a town museum two towns over looking for History majors with computer experience.



I had always wondered where that line was from, and now that I've seen this...I still don't know.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
I've had a really stressful week so my girlfriend decided to be more amazing than usual and come see this weekend (we alternate who drives to see who and it was supposed to be my turn this weekend). I'm so happy I'm legit tearing up a little bit, I really needed this.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Had a really lovely week at work, a couple friends talked me into going out for "one drink" which turned into five or six hours of partying including a prolonged grind session with a lovely lady. Haven't had one of those in a really long time and I'm already feeling better about this next work week.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
My girlfriend's classes next Wednesday got cancelled, meaning our original plan of meeting up on the way to my parents' place Tuesday, getting a hotel and loving all night, and then finishing the drive to my parents' place on Wednesday is actually going to go through! :buddy: We haven't seen each other in a month, which is one part of why this past month has been one of the worst in my life (SUPER busy at work, which is why we haven't seen one another)

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Got the go-ahead from my boss to leave early for Thanksgiving, meeting my girlfriend tomorrow night en route to my parents' place and spending a night in a jacuzzi suite with each other :quagmire:

C-Euro has a new favorite as of 06:21 on Nov 22, 2011

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
A random goon in TFF gifted me a copy of Skyrim through Steam this afternoon :buddy:

Then my GF and I went to Best Buy at midnight and I got an Asus Transformer tablet (that's she paying for as my Christmas and birthday presents) :buddy:

Also ran into one of my really good friends while there :buddy:

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
All my meetings for today got cancelled, which means I can focus on this paper I have due at 5 :buddy:
And I got a 95 on a term paper that I wrote start-to-finish the night before it was due (I hear this is a common theme for this particular assignment) :buddy:
And my semester is done after today :buddy: Which means I can get back to research tomorrow :v:

C-Euro has a new favorite as of 22:03 on Dec 14, 2011

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Had a really fun night at the bar with a bunch of my friends, came home afterwords and took a really great poo poo :buddy: It's the little things in life.

E: While there I gave them my card for a tab and they mistakenly gave it back to another person, but I went back this afternoon and it had been returned!

C-Euro has a new favorite as of 23:24 on Dec 17, 2011

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Less "today" than "this weekend", but I did more drinking and socializing this past weekend than I have in quite some time and it was almost perfect.
Also at one of those events I learned that a gal who I'm crushing on has done anal before :buddy: We're both seeing other people right now but if we both somehow wind up single in the future I know who I'm going after!

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Remembered that when I bought Bastion in the Steam holiday sale, I also bought the soundtrack :buddy: It owns and I highly recommend it, I've been super-productive the past couple hours because of it.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Had a fun night at the bar with some co-workers for someone's birthday, including meeting a very lovely gal who was kind enough to tell me that she's an F-cup :shepface: Engaged though, so they were sadly off-limits. I didn't even know those were possible outside of porn!

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Yesterday, but my girlfriend helped me clean up my apartment and now it looks/smells great. My parents are going to be pretty proud when they visit in a week or two :3:

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
I got in to work at 7:30 this morning and wrote myself a list of poo poo I needed to get done. And despite being really sick I cleared everything off that list today! Plus since my boss is out of town until Thursday I went home an hour early to rest :v:

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
The ICS update for the original Transformer went up today :dance: With my phone still stuck on Eclair and my tablet having Honeycomb when I first purchased it, I'd forgotten what it was like to have an up-to-date Android device.

saihttam posted:

I've realized I've got a slight porn addiction so I just deleted all my porn on my computer. It helps that I don't have a torrent account anymore (for various reasons) and later tonight I'm gonna blow all my tokens (about $30) on the first webcam lady who answers a witty question correct. Then I'll delete my account.
So, I need a witty question!
I'm not sure it qualifies as awesome but I feel really good about it!

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

(because 7 8 9 :v:)

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Ran nine miles with a friend of mine earlier today. I haven't run that far since I was racing in college :buddy:

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
It's going to be 75 and sunny here today, which means the mega-babe who works down the hall from me is wearing shorts :fap:

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Girlfriend came to visit for the weekend and brought her parents, so I got a couple free meals off of them.
Then as they were leaving, I went in for the handshake with her dad and he went in for the hug instead :buddy: God I wish my parents liked her as much as her parents like me.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Made a big breakthrough in my research today, and more importantly I was able to re-produce it. Got some good ideas for what to do the rest of the week.
Also I had a splitting headache when I got home from work, but I just puked my brains out and now my head doesn't hurt so much anymore :buddy: Still probably going to go to bed early though.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Apparently while my girlfriend's brother was back home in Asia, he bought me a katana :buddy: I'm finally a real goon, I think.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Ran 15 miles this morning, have been freeballing ever since :feelsgood:

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

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Soiled Meat
Shaved this morning and my beard is in perfect condition.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

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Soiled Meat
Girlfriend was visiting my family with me for Thanksgiving and things were pleasant, that doesn't happen often and I'm glad it did.
Also got blown while watching Terminator 2 :buddy:

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
My mom told me that I'm awesome :unsmith:

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
I'm leaving grad school at the end of the semester (the week of April 30th), but because I'm on a teaching appointment instead of a research appointment I get an extra full paycheck in the first week of May :toot: I feel a lot better knowing I'll have an extra month to figure the rest of my life out.

Also I forgot to mention this yesterday, but I went out for a bit of St. Partrick's day-drinking yesterday and the bar we went to have a acoustic guitar duo that kicked rear end, including an awesome version of The Man Who Sold the World :iia:

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Went to get a sandwich for dinner and the dude gave me five holes on my punch card instead of one. Not really sure why but hey.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Ran into one of my friends/co-workers who I haven't seen in a while, and she gave me a hug without me even asking :3:

E: Actually, more to the point this weekend was my grad program's recruiting weekend so I got to hang out with a bunch of my friends who I won't see again in a couple months because I'm leaving for a new job. It's sad but I got to hang out with them again and tell prospective students why I love this program so much :unsmith:

C-Euro has a new favorite as of 18:52 on Apr 7, 2013

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

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Soiled Meat
Finished my taxes today and I'm going to profit almost $500 from them :toot:

Also went belt-shopping today for an upcoming job interview, and every belt in the store was on sale so I got two for the price of one :toot:

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
The university accepted my application to graduate next month and said to expect my Master's diploma in the mail sometime in August :buddy:

I actually haven't completed the document that's a degree requirement but I guess now is a good time to crank out that last 1/3 - 1/2 of it!

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
I found someone to take over my lease for next year, and he doesn't seem like the type to flake on me :toot:

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C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
For the first time since I can remember, I sat inside and played video games all day :buddy: After the past several weeks of trying to wrap up grad school and not knowing where I'm going to end up getting a job, it was nice to decompress for a day with some Age of Empires II.

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