Why was your day awesome today? We have cake (p165)

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the aftermath: Jul 20, 2002; Things Fall Apart

Every day I feel like I'm getting stronger and my ex is probably getting fatter. Makes me feel like she did me a favor by dumping me. Plus, I decided to text this hotter girl I was kind of interested in and she hasn't blown me off yet. So things are looking up

Edit: Just asked her to lunch and she said yes. Booya.

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# ¿ Apr 13, 2011 04:03

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 23:38

the aftermath: Jul 20, 2002; Things Fall Apart

Amorphous Blob posted:

The 25 pounds I lost were found by my ex

_{_{I am a bitter and lonely man}}

This is awesome, and reminds me that the same will probably happen to my ex in the next couple of months via eating tacos and drinking Starbucks like a ritual. Meanwhile I'm in the gym beasting it up. Yup.

# ¿ Apr 19, 2011 03:33

the aftermath: Jul 20, 2002; Things Fall Apart

I'm meeting up with what I hope is a totally awesome girl next week, hopefully she'll make me completely forget about my ex. :smith:

I'm happy though, life ain't too bad!

# ¿ May 13, 2011 21:18

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