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Borogrove
Apr 12, 2008


c0burn posted:

Well, loving Hell. Cringe.

It could be worse, she could write Lord of the reds slashfic.

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Borogrove
Apr 12, 2008


irlZaphod posted:

Just because you haven't read it doesn't mean it doesn't exist. :gonk:

oh lord

http://soccer-writer.livejournal.com/

Borogrove
Apr 12, 2008


Bigmouth McSmallcock posted:

I don't see what's bad about this one.





Borogrove
Apr 12, 2008


pance.

Borogrove
Apr 12, 2008


irlZaphod posted:

Andy Gray and Richard Keys have been on telly since football began.

They were there when Murdoch jizmed football out onto an awaiting nations faces.

Borogrove
Apr 12, 2008


SILVER WHERE

Borogrove
Apr 12, 2008


an old one but a good one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BU0_Wp5MHs&feature=player_embedded

Borogrove
Apr 12, 2008


Borogrove
Apr 12, 2008


well if you where so inteligent you woudnt be there but your from cardiff so your thik as poo poo and scor today proves we a better team by a 1-0 victory jacks for life and cardiff well your a prity lovely city that shuld be built in balck and whight and also for that twat below we can afford tickets cas over 17,000 swans fans a a pritty poo poo 1,400 cardiff we love our city unlike you jelouse bule bird basterds who all ways try to get one better but never get a team better than swansea

jacks!

Borogrove
Apr 12, 2008


There are no footballers left who play "just for the jersey".

They will go where the money is and thats that.

We have been hosed absolutely royally by everyone involved in this, the SFA, SPL, and the players too.

I honestly fear for our club, we are going to end up as a midtable SPL team at this rate.

Borogrove
Apr 12, 2008


She had been battered, raped and pillaged for several months. Every fresh blow seemed to bring her closer to that final crushing blow. Like a wounded animal she tried to stand on her feet, to regain her dignity and honour, but the attacks were relentless and to the shame of all, none would come to her aid.

And finally, after what seemed like an eternity, the end was near. The Haters, Vultures and Ghouls made their way towards Ibrox for the telling knockout blow. In the interests of "sporting integrity" a boxing referee was enlisted to deliver the final count.

At the doors of Ibrox they were met by two sentinels who barred their way. Alistair McCoist and Lee McCulloch. It was pointless asking them to move. Neither would walk away.

"Start the count" demanded one of the haters. And so it began.

But not as as they had expected.

10....9....8

"Wait, wait your counting wrong" screamed the haters.

7...6....5

The two sentinels were no longer alone. For on either side of them filing quietly into line were unknown faces wearing Rangers shirts with No. 12 on the back. They didn't need names on the back, it was the badge on the front which was important to them. There were young and old, sprightly and infirm, the capable carried the less capable lest they stumbled.

As the count continued the numbers, grew, and grew, and grew, until thousands joined the two sentinels barring the way to Ibrox.

The silence was broken momentarily when a whisper filled the air, some say to this day it came from within the walls of Ibrox itself....... "We’ve got the battle fever on"

"Who are these people?" asked one of the haters.

Ally McCoist stepped forward....... "Allow me to introduce you to my No. 12's......they don't do walking away either"
And so it began.

In years to come Rangers historians will recite stories of Baxter, Woodburn, Cooper, Laudrup, McCoist, Gough and of course of No. 12.

In the coming months news outlets will feature stories about the No. 12's – the fans who would not let their club die.

Their loyalty, faith and passion in a football club will capture the imagination of nations.

They will become the benchmark which other supporters aspire to.

Whatever is thrown at them or their club No.12's will come back for more, time and time again until eventually our detractors can thrown no more.

Wherever their club goes the No. 12's will be there. And every other Saturday Ibrox will be filled with No. 12's.

Our children's children will proudly tell their friends at school that their grandfather was a No. 12.

No. 12's will be the topic of conversation every Monday morning, in factories, offices, wherever people assemble.

Newspaper columns will mention the No.12's in the same breath as resilience and a never say die spirit.



Who am I and how do I know all this ?

Im a No. 12 and Im about to take my place in history.

Borogrove
Apr 12, 2008


From the twitter aggregate Rangersmeltdown

quote:

Re: Would you be suprised if the SPL asked us back

Not dead against accepting but would only accept with unreasonable conditions
Regan's immediate public apology for his handling of the situation.
Regan's resignation
The Removal of Liewell from within the S.F.A.
A public apology from each and every one of the SPL clubs who voted us out.
A singular Transfer deadline extension specific to Rangers.
to go back then all other SPL clubs would each have to make a public apology, re their hatred for RFC, & accept any sanctions we impose

Borogrove
Apr 12, 2008


quote:

And another thing .. the SFA should be renamed Big Brother with enough rules to choke a horse. It keeps the jobsworths in a job of course. What other business is dictated to, on who to employ, how you should pay your employees, what contracts they should have and how their accountants deal with tax issues? Is this communist Scotland?

Borogrove
Apr 12, 2008


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Apr 12, 2008


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