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wearyourhair
Mar 15, 2005
Let's eat mangos together
I started a comedy video podcast called Celery TV. It's like an internet TV channel. It's a mix of episodic content of different shows and short comedy films.

iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/celery-tv/id435411914
Web: http://celery.tv

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WedgeRadio
Jan 20, 2009
Been working hard on my show and is wondering if anyone had advice to getting the name out there. I'm doing a daily 2 hour podcast.

ALSO, I would love to get on the gooncast site, but making a wiki is annoying as hell.

Battering Ham
Nov 22, 2007
OH SHIT! Get down you FUCKS! *KA-FUCKING-BOOM*
Heya, Signed up for the goon casts site to create a page for my podcast a bit ago but haven't received a reply yet. I was hoping to make my page sometime this weekend.

Song For The Deaf
Aug 10, 2006

I HAVE TO USE MY SOUND SWORD NOW.

WedgeEC posted:

Been working hard on my show and is wondering if anyone had advice to getting the name out there. I'm doing a daily 2 hour podcast.

ALSO, I would love to get on the gooncast site, but making a wiki is annoying as hell.

Two hours daily? Christ on a bike.

King Lou
Jun 3, 2004
They say the fittest shall survive, yet the unfit may live

I got a guy last night to download an episode of my podcast while I was on xbox live and he balked at 51 minutes. 2 hours needs to be super duper engaging!

Whats up with the banner ad?

krushgroove
Oct 23, 2007

Disapproving look
Yeah 2 hours is like a double marathon - I have trouble conceiving of a non-professional comedy 'cast that's an hour. But maybe that's because I listen to so many podcasts, of several different types (i.e., not just comedy).

Battering Ham posted:

Heya, Signed up for the goon casts site to create a page for my podcast a bit ago but haven't received a reply yet. I was hoping to make my page sometime this weekend.

There are no applications waiting, I try to check it once a week.

King Lou posted:

Whats up with the banner ad?

No idea! The last time I posted I think I suggested some things for it but yeah we definitely need to get moving on this. I mean, the My Little Pony fans have a drat banner ad now (which makes me think of your Pony fan show, Lou). Let's get the banner ad up!

WedgeRadio
Jan 20, 2009
It's more or less me doing the show I'd love to do on radio. It's my dream to do a show, and it's not too shabby. We had a great show today. Here's a link, I'd love to get some feedback.

http://m.podshow.com/media/25699/episodes/282073/wedgeradioshow-282073-05-24-2011.mp3

rereedrumr
Sep 11, 2006
We Are Re-Ree
I just finished the fifth episode of my podcast [Citation Needed]. It's based on bad wikipedia writing, and it's hopefully a lot more fun than that sounds, it's mostly sketches that explore the premises created by the incoherent wikipedia writing.

So far guests have included Paul Sabourin of Paul and Storm, Josh Fruhlinger (The Comics Curmudgeon) and Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett of MST3k/RiffTrax.

Check it out, hope you enjoy it!


http://citationneeded.tumblr.com/thepodcast

krushgroove
Oct 23, 2007

Disapproving look

Fake Green Dress posted:

And I had a play around with Photoshop and here's my idea for a really simple banner ad. I'd need a small square logo image from everyone who wants in on the thing, as I'm just pulling stuff people posted on the site at the moment.





(If there's 8 shows, there would be two of frame 1, 4 each.)

We really need to move on the banner ad...I've had people's money sitting in my Paypal for a while now!

Can you make a GIF with the text below (each line being a new 'frame' of the GIF), no one objected to it and it removes the need to update the graphics for every new podcast that gets added.

krushgroove posted:

Free money... Easy sex... Hours of enjoyment...
You are guaranteed one of these things by clicking here
Gooncasts.com - Podcasts from goons
Entertainment you can trust, from people you probably shouldn't
(then the logo for a few seconds)

e: or put the various logos faded out in the background behind the text, you pick

ChiTownEddie
Mar 26, 2010

Awesome beer, no pants.
Join the Legion.
My friends and I just started to record some (two groups actually 1 sports 1 tech right now), once I get a little less embarrassed by how poor it is I'll post it up. Until then, I'm really enjoying a bunch of these :)

Fake Green Dress
Jan 31, 2007

krushgroove posted:

No idea! The last time I posted I think I suggested some things for it but yeah we definitely need to get moving on this. I mean, the My Little Pony fans have a drat banner ad now (which makes me think of your Pony fan show, Lou). Let's get the banner ad up!

I completely forgot this thread was here and have only been checking the workshop one. Is there any solid agreement about the ad? I think you're right that coordinating/updating everything so we can include show logos might be a problem.

I'm thinking we should just do the logo as roughly the left third of it and then some changing text as the right 2/3, but if anyone has any better ideas...?

EDIT: Just had another silly tagline idea: "Put goons in your ears."

krushgroove
Oct 23, 2007

Disapproving look
I don't remember any hard opinions about the ad, so I assume whatever you and I come up with will be OK with everyone who's paid into the ad.

The logo as 1/3rd with changing text in the rest is fine - it makes a nice change from the overly animated ponies ad, the Bieber eyes, etc., and injects a bit of class.

How about this for the alternate text:

1. Get Goons in your ears!
2. Gooncasts.com
3. Podcasts from Goons
4. Entertainment you can trust, from people you probably shouldn't

Maybe version 2 (for the second month) could be something like I text I put earlier for a little bit more goony feel, if everyone is OK with that.

Fake Green Dress
Jan 31, 2007
How's this?

krushgroove
Oct 23, 2007

Disapproving look
I think that's great, but can you center the logo on the left vertically?

What do the rest of you think?

Fake Green Dress
Jan 31, 2007


Centered logo. (If I make the blue end before the bottom we get a little too much white space.)

krushgroove
Oct 23, 2007

Disapproving look
Oh, I see what you mean :) anything more from me would be truly nitpicking (or what my boss calls 'pixelfucking')

Any other reactions? I'm busy over the holiday weekend but when I get back this is what's going up unless I hear anything different.

Fake Green Dress - Are you happy to host the image on your show's website, or wherever it's at now? If there's any issue I can put it on the Digital Porridge FTP.

King Lou
Jun 3, 2004
They say the fittest shall survive, yet the unfit may live

I like it. my only suggestion would be to make the 2 lines of text larger. That "entertainment" text is soooo tiny. Besides that its absolutely fine. When you buy the ad on SA you upload it to the SA server so you don't have to host it yourself.

Woffle
Jul 23, 2007

I agree about the text upping and love it other than that.

I was loving around on the keyboard today and came up with this.

http://www.deadideavalhalla.com/Promo/PROMO2.mp3

I eventually want to make like 10 different ones so if any of us want to run it as sort of a general promo for everyone, we can.

If anyone wants this one, let me know. I will eventually probably link to them all from the wiki.

King Lou
Jun 3, 2004
They say the fittest shall survive, yet the unfit may live

So Earwolf now has a new site which includes a forum and a way to advertise your podcast for $5 a month in their podcast directory.

http://www.earwolf.com/yourcast-signup/

Its kind of crazy considering the forum is just starting... I am curious though...

EDIT: The forums are totally fubar right now. 500 errors all over the place... was barely able to register for the forum.

EDIT 2: I just realized that they are making their forum on Wordpress which means it going to suck hardcore and be wrecked anytime they get good traffic. I haven't been able to login reliably since I registered.

King Lou fucked around with this message at 14:56 on May 31, 2011

krushgroove
Oct 23, 2007

Disapproving look
Well that's no good. For a subscription service you'd think they could fork out the less than $200 or so vBulletin charges for a license.

Fake Green Dress - Have you been able to play around with the banner text?

Fake Green Dress
Jan 31, 2007

krushgroove posted:

Fake Green Dress - Have you been able to play around with the banner text?

Files were at my office, so I couldn't fix it over the weekend. Here you go!

krushgroove
Oct 23, 2007

Disapproving look
That looks awesome! Is the Gooncasts logo finalized too? I imagine it is and I just have to go back in the thread to stick it on the wiki site.

Fake Green Dress
Jan 31, 2007

krushgroove posted:

That looks awesome! Is the Gooncasts logo finalized too? I imagine it is and I just have to go back in the thread to stick it on the wiki site.

Just need to know what size you need it to be for the site.

krushgroove
Oct 23, 2007

Disapproving look
The size is fine - I put the logo you made originally on https://www.gooncasts.com and the original square one you made on my show's site, https://www.digitalporridge.com so anyone can see how it looks in situ (scroll down and to the left on my show's site)

I also played around a little with the theme of the Gooncasts site (tell me if you guys hate it) and added a 'how to make a podcast' page. I started adding some info to the 'how to' page from King Lou and Wrench that they've posted ITT, anyone else is free to add stuff.

Fake Green Dress
Jan 31, 2007

krushgroove posted:

The size is fine - I put the logo you made originally on https://www.gooncasts.com and the original square one you made on my show's site, https://www.digitalporridge.com so anyone can see how it looks in situ (scroll down and to the left on my show's site)

I also played around a little with the theme of the Gooncasts site (tell me if you guys hate it) and added a 'how to make a podcast' page. I started adding some info to the 'how to' page from King Lou and Wrench that they've posted ITT, anyone else is free to add stuff.

I like this theme a lot better! One question, though: why does it say "example menu" up top?

krushgroove
Oct 23, 2007

Disapproving look
I'm trying to figure that out, it's part of all the themes...if I could I'd make it link to all the different gooncasts.

Song For The Deaf
Aug 10, 2006

I HAVE TO USE MY SOUND SWORD NOW.
The ad looks good, Fake Green Dress.

I got some new donations, and promptly turned them into one of these: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000SZVZ74

It can't get here soon enough.

King Lou
Jun 3, 2004
They say the fittest shall survive, yet the unfit may live

I have yet to get any donations... sad sad sad...

Song For The Deaf
Aug 10, 2006

I HAVE TO USE MY SOUND SWORD NOW.
That's surprising, given the quality of your work and how many people rave about it.

By the way, Lou, your Cum on Food episode inspired a discussion on this week's Those drat Ross Kids (http://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/2011/05/31/episode-29-30ft-high-club/). The salient part of the discussion stretches from 15:30-17:30, but it leads into a news story about someone putting menstrual blood into their boss's food, and a quiz about culture-bound psychological disorders.

King Lou
Jun 3, 2004
They say the fittest shall survive, yet the unfit may live

A fair number of my listeners appear, by their Facebook profiles or requests for magnets, to be high school kids. Not really surprised they aren't floating me $.

Song For The Deaf
Aug 10, 2006

I HAVE TO USE MY SOUND SWORD NOW.
If it makes you feel better, the majority of my audience is made up of people that I (or my co-hosts) know personally in some way. The donations feel somewhat like charity, but I know that they listen on the reg so it's not out of nowhere.

Secret to making money off of a podcast: Crassly beg your friends for money.

krushgroove
Oct 23, 2007

Disapproving look
Alright, the ad looks good, I've got the money in Paypal to send...how many months should we buy? 3 months right off the bat?

downfall
Jun 23, 2005

King Lou posted:

A fair number of my listeners appear, by their Facebook profiles or requests for magnets, to be high school kids. Not really surprised they aren't floating me $.

To be honest (and it's not just you), I just outright forget about donating when people don't mention it in a show. The reason is that I rarely go to most show websites. The shows I'm subscribed to automatically download new episodes, and most of the shows I follow post Facebook updates as well, so I often don't even think about going to the website, which is typically the place to donate.

Fake Green Dress
Jan 31, 2007
Slightly weird question, but you guys are all used to vocal recording so you might be helpful: we're recording another episode tomorrow, and I'm fighting a respiratory infection and don't quite have my voice back yet. Any suggestions for a) meds/tea/etc. that will help me get it back faster/make talking less painful, or b) post-processing effects that will make me sound less like I'm dying? We can't reschedule because one of our panelists is leaving town for a few months right after.

King Lou
Jun 3, 2004
They say the fittest shall survive, yet the unfit may live

Song For The Deaf posted:

That's surprising, given the quality of your work and how many people rave about it.

By the way, Lou, your Cum on Food episode inspired a discussion on this week's Those drat Ross Kids (http://www.thosedamnrosskids.com/2011/05/31/episode-29-30ft-high-club/). The salient part of the discussion stretches from 15:30-17:30, but it leads into a news story about someone putting menstrual blood into their boss's food, and a quiz about culture-bound psychological disorders.

Funny. I actually did a podcast about menstrual witchcraft. http://loureads.com/2009/09/05/lou-reads-lucky-mojo-forums-hoodoo-voodoo-and-a-hocus-pocus/

WedgeRadio
Jan 20, 2009

Song For The Deaf posted:

The ad looks good, Fake Green Dress.

I got some new donations, and promptly turned them into one of these: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000SZVZ74

It can't get here soon enough.

I have one of those boom arms, AND YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE IT! Equipment is great what helped me out A LOT is a Midi Controller for Traktor. M-Audio has one that's a hundred bucks.

http://www.amazon.com/Audio-Session-Pro-Mixer-Controller/dp/B000K67XDG/ref=sr_1_43?ie=UTF8&qid=1307010808&sr=8-43

OH! and had a great segment about tasting our own man juice. It sounds gross, but I think it's really funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owC1HtHgMEw

WedgeRadio fucked around with this message at 11:36 on Jun 2, 2011

King Lou
Jun 3, 2004
They say the fittest shall survive, yet the unfit may live

I just bought a directory listing on Earwolfs new site... We'll see if it generates and traffic...

krushgroove
Oct 23, 2007

Disapproving look
OK I'm going to use the latest version of the banner ad and buy 3 months of ad time if no one has any objections.

Better get those wiki pages and home pages updated! Let's hope we get some traffic. Google Analytics is very easy to install if you want to see where your traffic is coming from.

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King Lou
Jun 3, 2004
They say the fittest shall survive, yet the unfit may live

When is it going live?

I don't see it here http://forums.somethingawful.com/adlist.php

Now I see it. WHEE!!! wait... it was a different ad...


... now I see it. The ads load from the bottom now...

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krushgroove
Oct 23, 2007

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Never knew about that list page...jesus butt-picking christ how many Swole banners are in rotation?! And who the hell advertises for the Justin Bieber book?! Must be the same person who bought ads for the Pokemon game and Sarah Palin book (all Amazon links). Just. Crazy. So many repeat banners there.

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