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MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

FogHelmut posted:

Its almost insulting if your current employer tries to offer you more money to stay. Why weren't you worth that much yesterday? How are they going to treat you in the future? Maybe they're just offering you that cash to buy themselves some more time to find a cheaper replacement.

I'm going through that poo poo right now at my current job. They realize that once I'm gone that they'll be put in a bind and now they're scrambling to try to keep me. Too little, too late.

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MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Brocktoon posted:

Also, it was IN THE MIDDLE OF A NEWS STORY ABOUT THE MOVIE. If they were just casually talking, it wouldn't be that big a deal, but she probably had the answer right in front of her from whatever tabloid rag she was getting her info from.

Keep in mind that she makes millions of dollars to do this.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

A Intimate Rimjobs posted:

"Hi I'm calling about cancelling my subscription/the basketball goal/the Kenmore dryer"
"I'm sorry sir, did you want to cancel your subscription?"
"Yes/No"

That prank call by Richard is pure genius.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Good shot of the Stern show crew that attended the wedding. I like how you can see creepy Jon Hein way in the back. Sal is about to pour some beer on Ronnie.

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MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

AxeManiac posted:

When it comes to Sal, just assume he is always being fake. He puts on too much poo poo for my tastes and plays stuff up if he knows it will get him air time.

So does that mean his marriage is nothing but love and happiness?

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

That's a big loving cat. Beth looks different here. Must be Howard's expert photography skills.

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MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Crotch Bat posted:

Haven't seen Howard that upset in ages. He was furious with Andy.

Yeah, the "hook nosed jew" comments really set him off. I don't remember him ever getting that upset over that before.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

OG KUSH BLUNTS posted:

Just spent the last 30 minutes on hold and finally cancelled my subscription. I made sure that they noted it was due to the fact the show is rarely on and when it is on it's awful.

For the past month I've been getting daily Sirius XM spam emails asking me to come back for the low low price of $25 for SIX months. They're getting pretty loving desperate.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Dr. Faustus posted:

But my loving God that was incredibly loving stupid.

The way he went on about calenders and to do lists you would have thought he found the cure to cancer.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Ironf posted:

I'm pretty sure I can't think of a better way to spend a vacation that going to this. Actually chewing on a shotgun shell might edge it out. Barely.

http://gothamist.com/2010/08/12/cat_fashion_show.php#photo-7

Holy poo poo that poor cat and the look on Beth's face is pure terror and delight in its misery.

EDIT: Where was Howard during all of this?? Perfect chance for his mad photography skillz.

MrMidnight fucked around with this message at 19:23 on Aug 24, 2011

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

lynch_69 posted:

My favourite part of Richard Cristy's phony phone calls is that no matter how he disguises his voice he still sounds the same.

I gotta say the latest prank call to Tradio about the Japanese vase that gets broken and then the Tradio guy goes "uh uh ummm, well, uh uh uh" is probably in my top 5 calls of all time.

"Oh fiddlesticks!" *Crash sound effect*
"You broke the goddamn vase!"

"Do you have any bandages? Cause he beats me.."
"drat right I'm gonna beat you!!!"
"Ahhhhhhhhh!!!"

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Atheist Sunglasses posted:

and no roach coach jokes

Tuna Mushroom Casserole

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

AxeManiac posted:

Oh, the original looks horribly painful, I like the new bigfoot better. I thought maybe he had a stroke or something and slowly turned into the new one.

He was also in House of a 1000 corpses due to his hosed up look it is.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Birthday Cake posted:

Wow Fred really snapped at Robin today during that whole game show discussion. He clearly doesn't care for her too much. I actually enjoyed today's show.

After this and the whole personal weatherman deal with Howard I wonder how Robin is being treated off the air.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Crotch Bat posted:

Tyra Banks was on today? Beth really cracked the whip on Howard.

Marksfriggin.com posted:

Howard gave Tyra some more plugs for her book and all of the other stuff. Howard told the fans not to ask her vibrator questions or anything like that. She's not a sexual object. Fred played the dolphin chirping sounds again. Howard told him to stop that too

What the gently caress? Howard is getting too loving soft in his old age.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Qaz Kwaz posted:

He said it completely jokingly. I think some of you guys don't understand the show whatsoever.

I don't subscribe to the show anymore so I didn't hear how he said it. Just reacted to the marksfriggin write up.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Snark posted:



Which movie?

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Vakal posted:

Dry oatmeal.

Can I get some hot water?

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Kelly posted:

I was rapidly going insane trying to find this thread. Yay for the new forum!

Just subscribe to the thread. That way you'll never lose it!

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Shes Not Impressed posted:

Industry? Society itself pretty much. That one website for college girls to gently caress sugar daddies who pay their loans off is so incredibly disturbing and sad.

Now I want them to appear on the show and do a trivia contest.

If this is a porn website you're talking about, you do know that its fake right???

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

kylej posted:

What a fat turd. She's looks wider than she is tall.

She should give up this whole green drink horseshit and get bariatric surgery. She's got plenty of money to make herself look a lot better.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Could someone do me a big favor and point me to a Beetlejuice pack (if one exists)?

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

chiz posted:

C'mon man, I beat off to her, don't ruin it :(

You're the type of guy she's trying to get into buying her vids and going to those websites she plugs. You fall for the bullshit and it turns you on.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

AxeManiac posted:

It fits Howards M.O to be insane about what people think of him. He can't stand that and doesn't react to it well.

Nick and Artie show is awesome. It's like they don't even talk about sports. It isn't a sports show. It is Artie talking and that owns. Listen to it.

Yep, that's what I've been doing. Finally found a new show to listen to after I cancelled my Sirius sub after Artie left.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

chiz posted:

Not at all. She's a trophy wife, a sham-wife and it's disgustingly blatant. Shes never had talent or a career, she just works out and stays in shape for the lifestyle that Howard provides for her.

She picked a good one though, I mean the guy has millions of dollars, that Howard will provide it but she has to stay in shape, put up with Howards insane neurosis and be in bed at 8 pm

I'll like to add that to counter Howard's requirement of no children, she replaces her desire to have children with animals.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Hamburglar posted:

I cannot wait for Mike Judge to come in today. I've been so curious about that man, even though he's been on the show before (difference was, it was when he was incredibly famous). Everything in that man's life has been a pretty big failure, monetarily speaking. He got peanuts for Beavis and Butthead, King of the Hill was cancelled without warning, and every single movie he's ever made, while critically loved and all gain a cult following, have been box office disasters. I hope Howard asks him about that. It's like Fox was actively trying to gently caress him, yet still offering him movies. Has anyone seen "Extract"? Great film of his.

The man should be a millionaire from just the popularity of Beavis and Butthead, King of the Hill and Office Space alone.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

hunter x az posted:

It still is. Don't like it; don't listen.

ok Howard

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

picosecond posted:

I figure once Howard's out of the public eye completely, Beth will leave him like Kane's wife did and he'll wander through a huge empty mansion alone until he dies.

Then when he dies he'll utter the phrase "Bababooey"

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Viktor posted:

The calendar has an amazing second picture. The poor cat



That woman has some smile on her.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

IzzyFnStradlin posted:

I'm so tired of hyper-masculine regional-accent shitheads. At least Artie has some sense of self-awareness. But Nick is just a piece of poo poo.

I agree with this 100%. It must suck having to live life being loving pissed off 24/7 just because somebody out there has different viewpoints than you do.

Thank God for Artie.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

CortezFantastic posted:

You won't miss a thing

This is the truth. I cancelled when Artie left and I don't miss it one bit. I get my Stern fix from this thread and Marksfriggin. Music is everywhere nowadays with Pandora, Spotify, etc. Save your money and cancel.

Plus you can just download the Artie show on put that on your ipod or whatever.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

hunter x az posted:

I don't get why people willingly subject themselves to poo poo they don't like. Stop listening if it's so terrible. Your complaints are invalid.

I don't listen to the show anymore but I think you should take your own advice and go make a thread for all the true fans of the Howard Stern show. You obviously hate everybody in this one.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Shes Not Impressed posted:

Every time I hear the intro to the Nick and Artie show, I think that Pat Travis song has the Sybian maker's voice in it.

"Here it comes. Get the poison out Raven."

Yep, same here. First time I heard it I thought it was Mr. Get the Poison Out.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Dr. Faustus posted:

I seriously do not even recognize Benjy in that picture. Not even remotely.

Good for him on his weight loss and scoring a hot chick off Jdate. Who's the fatty on the show now? Jason?

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Holy Calamity! posted:

Artie broke up with his girlfriend :smith: Says he screwed things up. 20 minutes into hour 1 of Wednesday's show. Nick seems apprehensive towards talking about personal stuff and it's annoying as hell.

Yeah, it was also hinted at during the early moments of Tuesday's show while Artie was busting Nick's balls about his house and buying a Giants jersey when he was little.

Artie really can't keep anything going for long such as relationships, jobs and not eating.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

prefect posted:

Wasn't this the girl he met at the tanning salon, well before his suicide attempt? He kept it going for a good few years, at least.

Not sure, he did say she was a pre-med student so I don't know if that's still the same broad from the tanning salon.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

kylej posted:

In 1953, near the St. Francis river, I heard a boy say O-Qua Tangin Wann, Qua Omsa, Lagee Won.

I'm saying this quote to my girlfriend, my parents and my boss the next time I see them.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Qaz Kwaz posted:

The Nick & Artie is so awesome. Artie's Jaws line and American Justice rip from Thursday was great.

Its free too! I listen to it all the time now, Artie never fails to make me laugh.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

The Nick and Artie show is going to be really good since both of their respective teams are in the Super Bowl. Ball busting between those two makes for funny radio.

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MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Super Ninja Fish posted:

I don't see a point to it. Anybody who's an Artie and Nick fan was a Stern fan at one point and probably wants to know if anything funny ever happens on Stern. Anybody who is a Stern fan cares about what Artie is doing and wants to know if Artie says anything funny.

I doubt anyone wants to have to read two separate threads when the one thread works fine.

These are my thoughts but perhaps we can modify the thread title to include the Nick and Artie show??

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