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We need to compile a "Top 50 moments" or something list. (and get the clips as well if possible.) Cookie Puss Gary's Love Tape Stuttering John vs Cabbie KC Armstrong Gay Parody Songs by Richard Richard gets Waxed etc.
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AAAOOOOOOOGAH!! Homocop (and all of that type of oldschool bits) are terrible, the real greatness of this show is when the staff just riff off (and rip on) each other (and the hapless mutants/strippers/SCORESMAN GOT A TATTOO/staff who wander into the den). Nothing beats no-guest days back in the Artie era of 2nd/3rd year Sirius. They had finally gotten over saying "gently caress!!!!" every fourth word for the novelty of it by then, and Artie was still lucid enough as a drug-addled fatass comedian.
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Jan 5, 2011 04:13
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There are. They're called Clear Channel stations.
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Jan 5, 2011 22:15
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Former Human posted:HOOOOLY JESUS How does Fred (or Howard) manage to get anything played correctly with that??
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Jan 7, 2011 23:15
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Graviton v2 posted:Oh come on, it looks horrible but its mega functional.(assuming they are touchscreen which they are) what do you want to do fag about resizing stupid web widgets or just press a button and make it play something. That's not a touch screen, it's a 17" Samsung SyncMaster 710n. See the mouse cursor there? Even if it wasn't a mousing navigational nightmare, are you honestly saying this is the best UI possible to have a listing of twenty 1 minute sound clips?
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Jan 8, 2011 00:48
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a) Howard thinks Burberry is the brand that fits his 58 year old whiteboy lifestyle? Haha. b) Obviously he doesn't realize that UK brands have UK sizing, and a UK 12 is a US 13 so those boots would probably fit him just fine.
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Jan 11, 2011 19:45
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MrMidnight posted:Yep, his deep voice is also his impersonation of KC. He says it hurts to talk like that for long periods of time. FOOTBALL! BASEBALL! WHO CARES! THEY'RE ALL GOING IN YOUR MOUTH!
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Jan 11, 2011 21:34
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Howard bitched about his computer system today, mentioned that you couldn't read all the words in the boxes, and then yelled at Gary that his mouse wasn't working so I think we cleared up the touch-screen question.
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Jan 12, 2011 20:17
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I'm pretty sure the hard-hitting journalistic team of Howard 100 would be on the case if Eric the ack ack SHITCOCK died. (they wouldn't and we would totally know 24-48 hours before they realized)
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Jan 13, 2011 04:48
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Who ya gonna call? KC ARMSTRONG! doo do dooo do dooo do doo do do dododo
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Jan 13, 2011 20:47
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AxeManiac posted:I can't stop singing "KC posed for gay photographs (WITH A GERMAN HOMO) gay photographs, KC POSED FOR GAY PHOTOGRAPHS" Richard's talents are wasted making stupid phone calls to nobodies who don't even get that they're being goofed on. But his duties have been freed up by one, now that KC actually is the Head Fag down at the Playgirl Mansion.
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Jan 15, 2011 20:15
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Bonzo posted:Cabbie was ultimately banned a few years ago. He was in the studio to promote some kind of weight loss supplement and as soon as he walked in Howard told him that he looked fatter then before. Among other reasons, Cabbie was banned for shooting a porno with Ron Jeremy in Howard's studio, and they defiled the OJ Mask.
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Jan 18, 2011 19:55
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Graviton v2 posted:Kyle at least has a bit of charisma in a Jerry Springer sort of way, Morgan is just a fat un-interesting muppet, what do you guys see in him? Nothing. But Simon Cowell was interesting, and he had a british accent too... so......
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Jan 20, 2011 20:11
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Howard lives in a world where a miniplug only allows headphones to plug in, and any other attempt at transmitting audio via a miniplug to say, a computer with a sound card (any computer, any sound card) via audio-in is a folly because we have a SIM card in these radios god dammit! Because recording = piracy, in the world of the entertainer who doesn't remember how tape recorders worked.
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Jan 21, 2011 19:56
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Ugh, gently caress Howard and Robin talking about sports, it's even worse than clueless tech/SIM card babble. Howard: Hurf, everyone says the Yankees and NY teams buy championships in sports but it's just not true! See how we suck at <cites every salary cap league as evidence> Robin: Golly gee! I was just going to say that! 
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Jan 24, 2011 20:35
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AxeManiac posted:If I was three black guys, I'd have sex with Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas Too late! Her whole rear end in a top hat was hanging out and some other three black guys beat you to it. (and Howard jerked off to the whole thing pretending it was Beth)
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Jan 24, 2011 23:10
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Hey guys, I believe that the Bang Bus is a documentary, I am Howard Stern I need loving Benjy Bronk to be the voice of sense and reason when it comes to "amateur" porn shot in extremely well lit studios with 17 different angles. 
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Jan 25, 2011 22:02
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Ah, Howard "Socialism is BULLSHIT!!!!" Stern ranting about the inequities of the NFL and how the salary cap should be abolished. Nothing beats this for radio gold. It really is a horrific shame that these poor (benchlevel) (rookie) princelings only get paid 10 times as much as the average US wage earner gets paid. ($325k is the league minimum for players who have not proven anything in their profession) It's almost like... like maybe they should plan on not being in the league forever and maybe set aside some of that pay to take care of their own health insurance instead of buying 3 houses and Lamborghinis and RIMS RIMS RIMS? Most of these players have been treated as kings since they were 15, most have never had a real job, most barely did anything academic in college (which was free for them to a top tier school thanks to what your tuition cost) so Howard can gently caress off caring about every other organization's salaries while pretending he has nothing to do with what his staff gets paid by Sirius. Waaaah NFL players have headaches  Meanwhile every day of the week some poor warehouse/dock/factory worker gets killed by a container falling on him for his $6.95 an hour. (Without a salary cap the NFL will be a terrible league just like baseball so this annoys me when he talks ignorantly about it.)
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Feb 1, 2011 20:06
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Almost. Artie would be defending Charlie Sheen's most ridiculous antics to the hilt and then getting incredibly "schkeeved" out by one of the more mundane details.
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Feb 2, 2011 00:21
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She would, you can see she has a nicely shaped skull and could probably pull it off no problem.
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Feb 2, 2011 19:49
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Feb 5, 2011 23:26
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Streebs posted:Did you see that dude last page that quoted me and said Yankee fans are the worst? Well Artie epitomizes the terrible Yankee fan stereotype. Also despite watching baseball for his entire life, and holding season tickets, he doesn't know the game that well. Not to mention he's only a GIANTS fan when they win the Super Bowl and the rest of the time he can't correctly identify their long term major players. He really was a case of knowing .02 more about sports than Howard so therefore being attributed as the Manly Sports Guy on the show. Butthole Prince posted:Steelers fans are the worst, and Hein is little better than most, but I do give him a pass because he seems to be a legitimate fan of the city's sports teams in that he is a Pirates fan, also. The Pirates are terrible, and arguably are one of the worst franchises in baseball. Being a devoted fan of that team at least shows you aren't a bandwagon fan. The severe majority -- and it's probably over 90% -- of Steelers fans are simply bandwagon fans. They can't name more than a half dozen players. They couldn't care less about the Pirates, because the Pirates aren't popular. They're caught up in this mystique about the franchise and its history but they know nothing about the teams of the past. But none of this stops them from waving those Terrible Towels! And most of them are from places other than Pittsburgh and are such big Steelers fans they secretly own a Bengals jersey from that one time 7 years ago when they drafted Carson Palmer and they seemed like they might be good at some point.
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Feb 7, 2011 19:29
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therapy posted:All these people arguing over who's a "true" fan or not are the most retarded fans ever. I like who I like - it shouldn't matter if I grew up there. Yeah, that's kind of the point I was making though. You actually have a connection to a team, which is why you (and most people) are fans of those teams. But none of the current Steelers fans I know personally (and Facebook lets you identify these affiliations more easily than in ye olde days when you had to actually drop some cash on a jersey) were Steelers fans when I knew them 20 years ago, and none of them have any reason to be Steelers fans except for Super Bowl Success. FogHelmut posted:To be fair, Palmer was good until the Steelers put a dirty hit on him and destroyed his career. He also was saddled with Marv Lewis (Our motto: "Yes he might be 60-67-1 on his career but thanks to those pics he has of the owner with a goat, unfireable") which pretty much ruined any chance of success too. Smeep posted:Who gives a poo poo who gives a gently caress Hey I just read 6 pages of "Goon Twitter Meetup Chat" so I'm going to have some sports fan sperging, thank you. Ether Frenzy fucked around with this message at 20:53 on Feb 7, 2011 |
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Feb 7, 2011 20:51
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I was watching LOCKED UP on MSNBC the other night and every friggin' commercial was "Stupid poo poo to expend money on for your dopey woman for Valentine's Day without putting any effort or thought into it" and it was wall to wall ads for junk like Vermont Teddy Bears and PajamaGram and other ex-Howard February promotions. Apparently dudes watch both of these shows or something. My motto: "Every Kiss may begin with Kay, but every world-class-porno-level blowjob begins with Tiffany" E: Whoops, sorry daveslash ^^ (I'm sure they're really nice) At least you're supporting the local small business. Ether Frenzy fucked around with this message at 20:30 on Feb 8, 2011 |
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Feb 8, 2011 20:21
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jesus christ Lisa G is creepy with her ridiculous money fetish (and inability to get a man who actually has any). Orgasming over Howard saying he planned something for 2 weeks for a ridiculous made up holiday makes Jeff the Vomit Guy seem like a normal human being. poo poo, she makes Sal seem less weird.
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Feb 9, 2011 22:31
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AltronHGX posted:When you guys reach a consensus about Jim Breuer can someone find me the George Taken YYYYYYYYYEEEEEAHHHHH parody version of The Hey Song? I'm googling and youtubing like a madman with no luck aka "Rock and Roll Part 2" by the inimitable Gary Glitter (sorry I don't know where the George Takei version is, but that might help your search)
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Feb 10, 2011 07:43
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T. Finn posted:Kevin Smith is one of the biggest loving babies on Earth. This is true. He gets butthurt over anything and has no sense of humor when it comes to being made fun of, I love his early movie but he hasn't done anything since Dogma. Mallrats and Chasing Amy were only good because we were still basking in the glow of Clerks. The DVD extras on his movies are the most unwatchable self-involved bullshit I've ever seen, and this is going into them as a 'fan'.
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Feb 10, 2011 22:44
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I'm listening to the show from 10-02-07 instead of the awesome 1980's Dee Snider interview today, and about 30 minutes into the show a caller ragged on Howard for sneaking out on Fridays and loving subscribers over (that must have been a recent development at the time). I found that ironic.
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Feb 14, 2011 21:06
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Kelly posted:It was 1995 thank you very much...you kids today! Holy poo poo it's been that long since Jerry Garcia died?
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Feb 15, 2011 00:24
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therapy posted:I wouldn't buy the entire company for $800, let alone spend that on a subscription, but you might be a lot richer than I am, so maybe $800 isn't that much to you. How long does it take on the phone loving around jumping through hoops and cajoling customer service people to save that $100? (still enjoying my lifetime subscription that I bought in 2006. the Kenwood Here2Anywhere radio is apparently indestructible.) AxeManiac posted:Man, when Fred was randomly dropping dictionary.com pronunciations during the news, I was rolling. It is so childish, but drat, that is good stuff. I've been playing Test Drive Unlimited 2 and I can't help but laugh every time I hear the GPS robo-woman say "Your. Turn. Is. In. Three. HUNDRED! Yards." because of those bits by Fred.
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Feb 18, 2011 22:24
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Oh hell yeah, I didn't mean it that way - I just meant "It used to take 2 hours with these clowns to get your address successfully changed, and after the end of it you felt defeated even if you won". (At least, from all the stories I've heard. I've never really had to use Sirius customer service.)
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Feb 19, 2011 02:22
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Millstone posted:Even if it's an hour, that's $100 an hour! That's $208,000 a year you could be earning! You do the math! Follow the money! Excuse me, sir, what do YOU do for a living? Good to hear more positive results from calling Sirius more recently.
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Feb 19, 2011 20:21
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Listening to another show semi-randomly chosen from the collection - 9/26/07: Quite a good week overall, this show has general DePace abuse (over Halo 3), Bubba contract rants, Steve O (pre-rehab) and Jerry Rice. And of course, Dancing With The Stars. One down side is that this era unfortunately highlights how much better the show is with Artie. Also features the first time Tim Sabean says "They were created by man they can be solved by man" as well as the first appearance of "When I see Beth Smiling". It's fun when you hear the origination of things they end up using heavily in the rotation of sound drops.
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Feb 20, 2011 20:18
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"It's like a flashmob! On Twitter!" Robin Quivers - February 22, 2011
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Feb 22, 2011 20:02
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Well to be fair thanks to dismally short memories, many people over the age of 30 also think that the Reagan years were not somehow a horribly depressing orgy of theft of public funds, reduction of social benefits and curtailing of freedoms. I mean, they forgot Oliver North's various crimes sufficiently, so how they gonna remember poor ol' Jessica? I guess "Whore to a Fambly Values Republican" loses its cachet and memorable charms once you've seen that story 1,500 times more recently (at least Jim Bakker was hetero though!)
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Feb 23, 2011 01:54
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I think she's actually Howard-famous more through her affiliation with Sam Kinison though. Who's been dead for 20 years.
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Feb 23, 2011 02:08
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ChubbyEmoBabe posted:What was that amy fisher tape they were talking about today? She made a porno with her creepy boyfriend/husband Lou. In it he barks orders to her to do awkward poo poo that he perceives to be sexy to the viewer. Basing my estimate on the quality of the clips that Howard played (and knowing Amy Fisher to be anything but attractive with her chainsmoking long island accent and general background) I would surmise they made about $178 from this venture.
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Feb 25, 2011 01:06
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AltronHGX posted:Is that the old one where those SHOW ME YOUR PUSSY. RUB THAT CLIT. clips are from? Or is this something new? Yeah, that's it.
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Feb 25, 2011 02:16
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Sand Monster posted:I thought he came across a little awkward on the show which was surprising because he once went on national television and essentially put all of his teachings into work on one of the most attractive and desired women in the world. This guy looks exactly like Sal Governale with a shaved head
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Winning!
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Mar 1, 2011 20:20
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