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"Sorry my life is so much more bitchin' than yours. I planned it that way." http://www.livethesheendream.com/
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Millstone posted:isn't it pronounced "Pierce" ?? Howard seems to be saying it literally It's pronounced "Peers" by english people
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Mar 2, 2011 20:35
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scapulataf posted:Four more abortions and she gets one free. duh, WINNING!
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Mar 4, 2011 00:16
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Glumwheels posted:I actually liked the whore beauty contest today. It's great when they come on and there's a feud going between a few of them for some arbitrary reason. It was extra entertaining to hear them act like whores have a code of ethics or morals. Give me a loving break Kacey Jordan seemed like the smartest one in the group, it's puzzling she doesn't correlate the dropped loads to the constant abortions. I can't see her living to 30 with the way she's going with the drinking and the random johns loving her rear end for veneers, but she's got a much quicker wit than most of the pornstar/whores they have in there. She cracked me up when she said "You suck dicks for a living? You're gonna be scared by a lamp being thrown at you? <snort>"
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Mar 4, 2011 19:42
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Heh. That reads like a 10th grade student's "What I did this summer" book review.
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Mar 4, 2011 20:21
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We poor mistreated tall white males from middle class upbringings, always getting passed over for promotion because of those GODDAMN black midget lesbian native americans. Fuckin' quotas amirite? ~*joins the tea party*~
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Mar 5, 2011 02:27
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Sand Monster posted:Close... Sarah Silverman will be in later this week. But she's a girl! And she says "oval office"!! Comedy loving gold. God, at least Joan Rivers has the occasional snappy comeback or one-liner.
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Mar 7, 2011 20:13
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Charlie Sheen is full on fantastic.E! posted:
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Mar 8, 2011 06:05
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Glumwheels posted:You're both right, it is KOAB. I got it off howardstern.com and it appeared to be labeled Angry Black. Yeah, Angry Black is a skinny and frenetic guy who looks like Malcolm.... Farrakhan. I think King said his dad was a bank manager or worked in mid-level financial management of some sort. (And KOAB's real name is Lawrence)
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Mar 11, 2011 19:50
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Former Human posted:Imus looks exponentially worse. Is that Howard K Stern on the left there?
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Mar 16, 2011 02:36
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They spent $8000 (of CBS's money) in beads? You could buy a chinese bead factory for $4000
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Mar 16, 2011 19:14
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Ah, Eric the ack ack WW2 History Buff
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Mar 16, 2011 19:25
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What is nine times seven?
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Mar 16, 2011 21:30
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It's better radio for Howard to pretend to need a recap on everything and then they spend 15 minutes recapping it and shooting the poo poo than for him to go "Oh yeah" and then the audience who has no clue about whatever event/person they're talking about is left in the dark AND they have to kill 15 minutes with other content.
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Mar 17, 2011 19:12
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Artie's also a huge baby who's totally unable to take the same medicine he dishes out. I just got done listening to his epic "I gently caress!!! I DO THE loving!!!" style rant on Sal & Richard from Nov 5-6, 2007 where in his butt became quite hurt because Sal made a single joke about Artie's dad falling off a ladder, which happened after 3 weeks of Artie doing the Emotional Friend jokes about Sal's failing marriage. Artie's justification (I'm a better and more important person in Showbizness than you) was fantastic.
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Mar 17, 2011 22:41
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AxeManiac posted:He is right to a degree. You know, if Don Rickels is doing his thing and making fun of you, and you just call him a worthless old shithead who should be dead, you kind of can't counter that. Making fun of Artie about his dad is sorta like doing that. Yeah, but the thing is - if you said that to Rickels, he'd then bust your balls with how lame what you just said was for the next 45 minutes, extending your abuse by 300% and generally being hilarious. Artie, because he was/is an insecure giant sad clown instead of someone with some emotional stability, decided to milk every last drop of feeling sorry for himself instead and did a 15 minute douchechill monologue on the reasons he's a more important human being than Richard and Sal (Main point: he has more money) -- Basically, in most cases I do agree with that sentiment, but in this one it was pure doucheness because nothing Sal said was any more hurtful than any of the various abuses Artie has dealt out to any of the human beings they have on the show less fortunate than Artie and with real afflictions (Siobhan's sexual identity, Eric the ack ack SHITCOCK's general life situation, etc etc.) in which case no joke is too low (and I wholeheartedly enjoy every low joke they do as long as it's funny) - and then Artie gets all unreasonably bent out of shape because he's had a bad day and his heroin dealer was indifferent to his massive celebrity, or something. The joke he took offense to had happened like 3 weeks prior in an actually funny song (Sal's one comedic talent) - and he decided to just let it build up, and then when he had enough self pity stored up he decided to take it out on someone vaguely responsible, Richard & Sal. He was pretty goddamn harsh on Richard for absolutely no reason other than Richard's proximity to Sal when the joke in question was made. (Artie had taken the day off prior to this blow up in order to have withdrawals or chase the dragon or whatever the gently caress his reasons for skipping work actually were back then when he gave his fantastic "Hey Gar" performances.) So looking back at Artie the Junkie I don't really feel a lot of sympathy for his plight of "A parent died while I was an adult, 18 years ago, and then a bunch of influential people in my chosen field agreed with my assessment of my talent and gave me a ton of money". There's no way he could possibly do his job as Howard's attack dog now, he could barely handle mild ribbing then. This is the shows from November 5 through 7, 2007. http://marksfriggin.com/news07/11-5.htm Ether Frenzy fucked around with this message at 03:44 on Mar 18, 2011 |
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Mar 18, 2011 03:42
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In other news, 11-08-07 is the debut of the Amy Fisher porn tape for anyone who was interested in those clips.
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Mar 18, 2011 04:59
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Nothing makes me happier than when Howard talks up a song in his WNBC voice (like he did on Thursday with the Elton John/Leon Russell song) I don't know why but it always makes me grin like an idiot.
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Mar 18, 2011 18:35
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You got a BEIGE computer!! God drat that Black on Black show was loving hilarious.
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Mar 22, 2011 18:49
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Howard's dipshit cousin Richie in Florida is busy  ing about non-existant radiation from 7000 miles away, meanwhile he's probably already got pancreatic cancer from the month long BP oil spill that happened 30 feet from his house.
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Mar 22, 2011 22:33
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Robin Radzinski and Scott Einziger were E! employees so...
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Mar 22, 2011 23:38
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iceaim posted:Stern is a total selfish sack of poo poo. Look at people like Bill Gates and Warren Buffet. They run their own charities and give away huge portions of their wealth to improve the lives of vulnerable people. Both are as capitalist as you can get, especially Bill Gates who was anti competitive as gently caress. JD Harmeier, downtrodden Darphur orphan, unable to get a SECOND $35k a year job in the middle of Manhattan watching porn and clips of celebrity news gossip shows for a living. Howard Stern: His own personal Mugabe
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Mar 23, 2011 03:11
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Who the gently caress knew Victoria Jackson was even still alive? Does anyone know if there's any 2000-2005 compilation packs? I don't know how many people recorded the show prior to Sirius, but the recordings I made since he started there have been extremely great to listen to and they'll definitely come in handy when he quits doing full time work. The show is/has been similar enough every day that you never really feel like you're listening to repeats, but then a classic bit comes up in the course of business and you can relive it again. If anyone has managed to save the pre-sirius shows, I think you could feasibly listen to every single show of the Artie era (or post-divorce, maybe) and that would keep you pretty entertained for the next decade, even without Live Howard.
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Mar 23, 2011 19:08
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Djarum posted:Every single show from 1994 on is very easily found online. Before 94 is pretty spotty at best. If you want the best quality era of shows hit up 94-95. Everyone is on fire, you have Billy West through most of it and there isn't really many bad shows in the entire run. Hm, I guess I hadn't looked. I started listening in either '93 or '94 so I would agree with you that those shows are great, but they don't feel like the modern product (which really hit its stride when Artie joined.) Listening to the 2006 shows in order and it could easily be live, aside from Robin's news stories being about the GOP preventing gay marriage or wall street wrecking the economy or republicans having gay sex with methheads in public toilets... oh, never mind. Basically it's as good as live.
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Mar 23, 2011 19:49
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chiz posted:Yeah that not wanting foreplay thing sounds like a huge red flag to me. Huge. I dunno, I've dated a few girls who weren't that into foreplay who were certainly into initiating and participating in the main event. But I'm also a lot better looking than Howard I guess when you've been together with someone for as long as they have and if you're sexually compatible with a chick enough so that she can get off just from getting banged (like Howard has claimed Beth does) then what does anyone need to spend all the extra time running through the routine? It's also possible that Howard considers everything after the point where sex is guaranteed via oral contract as "non-foreplay" and since he probably sends her a meeting request on Lotus Notes to get it scheduled, he considers any extracurricular tittie-grabbing etc. leading up to penetration as part of sex. Howard and Beth just strike me as just being extremely compatible and two people who genuinely like each other. Howard is a loving amazingly charismatic person, let's not forget.
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Mar 25, 2011 21:08
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Kelly posted:Poor Howard - if he can't figure out/remember how to change the resolution of a photo in Photoshop, he should just give up now. Sorry guys I have to go meet Howard for his class, I'm teaching him how to go File -> Save for Web & Devices and then hit okay. He's on his third lesson now of that but I think he's really turned the corner. He's paying me $45,000 an hour
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Mar 28, 2011 18:55
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Hey, Robin explained how Howard's furtography folder was "replicating" the photos, like, what didn't you understand about her knowledge from that? 
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Mar 29, 2011 02:14
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There's nothing dirty about them. The lyrics are: Louie, Louie, me gotta go. Louie, Louie, me gotta go. A fine little girl, she wait for me; me catch a ship across the sea. I sailed the ship all alone; I never think I'll make it home Three nights and days we sailed the sea; me think of girl constantly. On the ship, I dream she there; I smell the rose in her hair. Me see Jamaica moon above; It won't be long me see me love. Me take her in my arms and then I tell her I never leave again. http://www.snopes.com/music/songs/louie.asp
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Mar 30, 2011 01:02
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Kara DioGuardi is "famous" because she shat out two or three generic pop tunes that Christina Aguilara and Britney Spears ended up using in 1997. After that she branched out to producing "songs" for a variety of pre-made lovely pop acts, the sort of dross that Eric the ack ack SHITCOCK likes. (basically no hits or any song you'd go out of your way to listen to, though)
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Apr 2, 2011 00:30
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AxeManiac posted:Jesse interviews are funny because Jesse rants, Robin relates to him and Howard just wants to be "macho" like him. Then he rambles on about government things like how they built a fake WTC and used lights and mirrors to trick people into thinking it blew up. I look forward to learning much more about HAARP and the Tsunami myself.
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chiz posted:Oh he then launches into this story about financing a car and the details and how they're not going to offer the loan and etc. and I'm thinking "Oh great, some sort of loving identity theft nonsense..." and at the very least some sort of phishing attempt - but it kind of puzzled me because I'm pretty sure I can get a car financed, so I said wait, What the hell is this about and who are you trying to call? He says the full name and the number which is 1 digit off from mine, and then starts rattling off someone else's financial and address details, I'm like "That's not me" and he was as genuinely baffled as I was at the unlikeliness of him calling a random wrong number with the same first name. It was pretty loving weird though. What's this Fred? IDENTITY GUARD!!!!
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Apr 5, 2011 03:09
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How come Howard can use his mind to fix his back pain (thanks to DOCTOR JOHN SARNO) but he can't use his mind to fix his imaginary angst? Three days of therapy a week. I loved how George was like "I don't understand. Why?"
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Apr 5, 2011 19:09
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Heh. Is it any wonder they all weigh 400 pounds?
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Apr 6, 2011 03:06
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I don't want to encroach on the Mad Doctor's territory, but Howard's "family" issues are probably something as mundane as "A random third cousin got knocked up at 15 and is now asking me for money, do I tell them to gently caress off and not set a precedent for tertiary begging relatives (Cousin Richie) or do I help them because it seems like a legitimate cause". I'm sure it's extremely boring and only an issue to Howard because his ego has turned whatever random thing it is into HIS problem. If it was a legit scandal or anything of any interest, TMZ would have poked it up by now.
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Apr 6, 2011 18:49
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George has 300x more reasons to have a therapy crutch than Howard does and yet George has the insane notion that instead of talking to a mostly disinterested third party academic he'd rather work his interpersonal issues out with the people who cause them. Kind of like how Robin thinks Richard's weight loss plan of "Eat less, work out more" is loving stupid madness. So I can kind of see why George is like "Huh? Therapy? Why?"
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Apr 7, 2011 19:44
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Qaz Kwaz posted:Hey, accordingly to everyone is this thread Howard is a complete technology idiot, yet he knows more about Twitter than you... and is learning about the iPhone, and Mac OS. I'd post a witty retort but I'm late to my meeting with Jeff Schick - we're going to learn how to put a text file on my desktop today.
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Apr 13, 2011 19:12
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ChubbyEmoBabe posted:If he has to do live reads at specific times that's quite a step backward to the days of "time&temperature". I haven't heard it yet but if he did do that, it's pretty [cliche radio voice]Doublya NNNN-B-Cc[cliche radio voice]ish. You forgot to close that tag So I ended up reading the rest of the posts on this page in Howard's DJ voice, hitting the post and talking it up like a fuckin' champ.
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Apr 15, 2011 07:40
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I think I would rather live in a studio apartment with both Eric the Ack Ack SHITCOCK and Elegant Elliot Offen for a year than ever have to hear the horribly boring scripted schtick of rear end Napkin Ed and Debbie The Completely Uninteresting Crazy Person one more time. Also, I'm a regional expert on hot chicks in their 30's and after checking out the side lippage bikini pictures, I think Maria Moe-noo-nooz is older than 32 no matter what her entertainment industry wikipedia page says. She's a generally terrible liar ("Have you ever had anal?" 15 second pause..."NOAH!") so I wish Howard had pressed her on her age claim.
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I just started listening to the week of 01-08-07, much better than a man eating a warm dog poo poo for $200 from Steven Singer or Siobhan talking about her mangina folds and how it needs hourly polishes and oiling or it will seal up and revert back to a innie penis... Excellent show on the 8th so far, it's fun to go back and listen to some of these issues with the knowledge of hindsight; * Artie pretends he was "sleeping" so much he slept through a Saturday Giants playoff game that Tim Sabean got him executive box privileges for as a holiday gift, * Beth refuses to take part in one of Howard's filthy fantasies which is totally not filthy nor even really much of a fantasy and yet she turns him down (He wanted to eat her out from behind with her skirt pushed up and her thong pushed aside, she declines) * We have our first real-life meeting of Eric the Ack Ack SHITCOCK when Sal & Richard meet up with the little guy in Sacramento and discover his wilted plums for hands. * A William Shatner voiceover disaster clip in which he rails on an engineer * Robin voices her usual out of touch hilarious amazement at a thing, the rest of the world gasps audibly at this comment due to it being a bog-standard daily event for regular people http://marksfriggin.com/news07/1-8.htm
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I for one am severely disappointed to learn the Philliebot does not have a Mike Schmidt mustache.
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