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Squashy Nipples posted:I got a pair of kittens a few months back, they are loving adorable. I can't believe they fuckin buttered Richard
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I was just about to write a note to the Francis Scott Key Bridge, Robin
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Dominic Barbera was actually very successful in the NYC society/celebrity legal world in the 70's and 80's and represented a ton of famous/well-known names before he became a goof on Howard's show. You couldn't go into Rao's in the 80's without seeing him eating with some recognizable criminal or other (Trump, Giuliani, Bo Dietl, Jordan Belfort, Gotti, etc)
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Richard, calling into the hockey post-game show
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Fred's been on the most successful radio show in world history for 45 years. I think he'll probably be okay when he retires at 75.
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I think Howard liked Cabbie because he actually was pretty drat funny and had great comeback one-liners in most cases. A total fuckup yes, but the Get John's Job week and all the associated ballbusting he did surrounding that was worth it. RIP to a real one.
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Mr Lance Murdock posted:I know its been said but Cabbie Paint it Black is probably one of the best Stern show songs ever made. To think it came from Shuli....need confirmation but I am 99% sure he submitted it as a listener. Make mine another club and soda! Squashy Nipples posted:Melrose Larry Green was on live this morning! First time in 7 years. I once saw Melrose Larry Green in a Jack in the Box on Sunset in Hollywood, near the old Amoeba records building in about 2004. That place was like the Mos Eisley Cantina back then, that section of pre-gentrified Hollywood was all drugged out street people and prostitutes and he was still a standout weirdo and generally bizarre mutant who was harassing the staff and patrons. No one I was at lunch with knew who the gently caress he was and I quit trying to explain it pretty quickly.
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Bonzo posted:Really makes you wonder what songs Sal came up with but someone said, "hey no, we can't play that on the show". You can't say "I want to punch her 'til she shits out her bones" now, thanks to woke. Ralph Hurley posted:I guess I’m alone in believing Artie’s coming out story was 100% real and was just his incredibly hosed up, plausibly deniable way of admitting to the world he’s gay No, he just can't find the right woman despite being a super macho rich famous guy who knows a ton about sports, especially the really manly ones, who hates himself and only visits sex workers. He makes Liberace look like he wasn't even trying to find a wife!!
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I'm a straight guy, maybe it's different for others, but I've also never shouted "Which of you gay guys is gonna gently caress me in the rear end" and not meant it
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I mean, it's his own business and who really cares. I'm not an expert and he is obviously in the position of having to be funny and make up funny situations and be exposed to analysis about every little thing he says since he had to talk for 2-4 hours a day. But Joey Boots for example seemed even less prone to making the homophobic/self-denial type statements that often are seen in guys who come out later in life in my limited experience of watching people actually be able to come out later in life, which is only the last 30 years or so. Also Artie knew nothing about how the game of football works and lost in fantasy football to Crazy Alice (Hi Fred)
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Bonzo posted:Let's not shall we? It was a joke, thought it seemed fairly obvious. GodspeedYou!Witchy posted:I'm not an expert but I think Arties secretly gay because he lost at fantasy football to a woman. Again, I'm not an expert. If you listened to the show, you'd know that Crazy Alice called him "Gay Artie". Good post otherwise.
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Spacemonkey57 posted:If you had bought it in 2008 you'd have a massive return! I bought the lifetime subscription, then sold maybe 50 of the standalone Sirius radios my company could literally not give away to musical artists (to be fair, in 2005 we couldn't give away Xboxes with all the games & free Xbox Live either, I had free Xbox Live for literally 15 years) and used all the '1 month free' cards those came with before I ebayed the hardware so I'm personally up about $4500 on Howard. Hit me up if you need one 
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A friend of mine won $180k on some bonus-spin type multiplier deal while he was compulsively playing blackjack on his phone and watching Netflix conspiracy videos at 2:45am last night, it immediately made me think of that time KC allegedly won a ton of money with some online casino that just happened to advertise with the show. I'd say there's a 58% chance my buddy will have lost it all back to them by Friday.
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Shocked to learn that the talentless groupie starfucker has found herself struggling to maintain her standard of living as she gets older. I hope Benji got paid well to pretend to be dating her.
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Cabbie put his dick in the OJ Mask, and now they're both dead.
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Bonzo posted:You think Janks is trying to call in to CNN and say that he's OJ's Oncologist and that he got cancer from Howard Stern's penis? Sadly, modern day CNN only foolishly reports stupid-as-hell poo poo that any moron can tell is fake if it comes directly from the GOP
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I was in the jury pool for a murder trial in LA once, and the judge was Lance Ito. They filled the panel before they got to interviewing me but I got to sit in the courtroom for a day and a half and it was very interesting to see him in RL action.
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BiggerBoat posted:Did you get selected? No, they picked their 12+2 before I was to be interviewed. I think I was #26 or something, I think they took the first 30 and had a jury by about 20, and the process took all of the first day and then until about noon of the second day. It was really pretty interesting, and Ito made the process compelling and understandable.
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Remember when Howard cured his chronic back pain through the power of positive thinking?
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I'm sure this cockamamie bullshit includes "stretch your hamstrings for your mild back tightness from sitting in a chair all day" and then presto! Your brain healed you.
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Like Robin's new-age health nuttery, Howard agreeing to pay some guy like $10k to install a small TV in his kitchen was pretty peak rich person being parted from their money syndrome. Even Artie, who's main solution to everything is throwing money at it was like "that's crazy"
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I hope his dad got a good trade in value on the van when Eric was eaten by the werewolves in New Mexico
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Poor Eric the Shitcock, what a terrible hand he got dealt. Great content for the show, he remains a legend.
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Follow..... me. for...american. idol... highlights...... on stickam
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I need...one...2. liter. bottle of Pepsi... as per. diem.... every......day of the....contract or I won't. sign you, assholes
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It's short for Da Bad rear end
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Laff channel? This ain't Hot Rod Magazine, pal
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I was reading this post for far too long before I realized that I wasn't in the Stardew Valley thread anymore. That was weird. 
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Howard? This is mom, the Democrats did a terrible thing. Joe Biden put your father and I on a spaceship and sent us to Krypton. We're living under the tyranny of the red sun. Feh!
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My pants are saluting Captain R. Quives
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