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Pink Floyd here. I've got them programmed into the memory on my radio. It seems like every 20-30 minutes, the radio beeps. "Artist alert" - Pink Floyd. Now I'm a huge fan, but gently caress..
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Slightly show related, I guess, since gilbert is a frequent guest on the show, from his twitter account: Japan is really advanced. They don't go to the beach. The beach comes to them. 11:29 AM Mar 13th via web . What do the japanese have in common with @howardstern? They're both radio active. 5:36 PM Mar 12th via Twitter for iPhone .J apan had put out this urgent plea...." PLEASE SEND US A FEW BIlLION RUBBER DUCKIES!!!!!" 5:05 PM Mar 12th via Twitter for iPhone . Japan called me. They said "maybe those jokes are a hit in the US, but over here, they're all sinking. 4:33 PM Mar 12th via Twitter for iPhone . I hosed a girl in japan. She screamed "I feel the earth move and I'm getting wet." 4:12 PM Mar 12th via Twitter for iPhone . My book #rubberBallsAndLiquor was released in japan. It's making quite a splash. 4:10 PM Mar 12th via Twitter for iPhone . What does every Japanese person have in their apartment? Flood lights. 4:02 PM Mar 12th via Twitter for iPhone . I asked a girl in Japan to have sex with me. She said "okay, but you'll have to sleep in the wet spot." 3:38 PM Mar 12th via Twitter for iPhone . What do Japanese Jews like to eat? Hebrew National Tsunami. 3:23 PM Mar 12th via Twitter for iPhone . I was talking to my Japanese real estate agent. I said "is there a school in this area." She said "not now, but just wait." 3:06 PM Mar 12th via Twitter for iPhone . My Japanese doctor advised me to stay healthy I need 50 million gallons of water a day. 2:39 PM Mar 12th via Twitter for iPhone . I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, "They'll be another one floating by any minute now." 2:24 PM Mar 12th via Twitter for iPhone
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Mar 15, 2011 00:03
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AxeManiac posted:
I can't speak for some random callers, or even Sal and Richard, but I think that Artie could easily handle ETM or some hooker.  Hey Aar..Tie, go st..ab yourself Hey midget, go take a fuckin walk off a bridge, oh wait, YOU CAN'T WALK BECAUSE YOU'RE A loving INVALID MIDGET. Hey artie why don't you try and kill yourself again Hey oval office, go get gang analed by a bunch of (ethnic minority, filthy old men various social outcasts etc.)
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Mar 18, 2011 01:51
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What was with that prank call about the toupee? Were those really sound clips of robin? Is that a subtle way of Sal and Richard trolling her about going bald? Also, add to the list bitches: Things I learned about being healthy from Robin Dump coffee into your rear end every day Don't eat fruit its nothing but sugar Milk is BAD for you
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Mar 22, 2011 14:36
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What the gently caress is with Victoria Jackson? Is there really a new disease that you can get from Oral? Or is this just somethnig she's making up to try and discourage "dem dam kweers from beeing kweer"?
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Mar 23, 2011 18:24
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Vakal posted:Was just listening to the super fan show for some dumb reason, but fortunately Mutt had a funny story where he said he was getting threat emails from Eric the Midget. Where can I find this wish list of his? I have a loving EVIL idea. -Atom- posted:That's hilarious. Eric the Midget, not High Pitch Eric.
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Mar 26, 2011 05:41
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To go back to my comment from a few pages ago where Robin says milk is bad for you. I heard Gary on the wrap up show (replay) calling robin out on that statement and saying she's full of poo poo. Robin then retracted her statement saying basically "I didn't mean that I just meant that I don't drink it". Yeah, right. I wish they would keep updating this site. http://www.robinswrong.com/
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Mar 26, 2011 22:23
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pkd88 posted:At my last job, we had a woman who ate clay and claimed it detoxed her by (the usual as I understand it) pushing left behind stuff through her and pulled out the toxins in her system. I think it was bentonite clay http://goo.gl/oDj2t I use bentonite in various forms at work on an almost daily basis. It swells to many times its size when hydrated. I'm surprised she didn't clog her intestines using that poo poo, but I guess in small quantities maybe its not so bad. I use it by the 50 pound bag.
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Mar 27, 2011 23:46
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I'd like to propose we start an email campaign to the stern show asking about Robin going bald. If howard gets enough emails, he sure as gently caress can't ignore all of them.
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Mar 31, 2011 02:29
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-Atom- posted:But hey, George will be in Monday! This is good news. We need to make George aware of Eric the douchebag's twittering where he talks poo poo about Japan after the earthquake.
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Apr 1, 2011 01:12
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Anybody know where I can find a sal and richard prank call? I think it was only played once, because Howard thought it sucked, but personally I thought it was fuckin hilarious and almost crashed my car while it was on. It happened last fall, October or November Howard was bitching that they weren't putting out much good material, and Sal or Ricard came in to defend themselves. The call was something like them calling in pretending to be gay white guys to some sort of black guy talk show. I don't think it was Community Cop they were calling. I remember a line from Sal "If you've got a big black cock whip that muthafucka out and I'll suck it for you" or something along those lines. It ended up being a giant hilarious clusterfuck of Sal and Richard professing their homosexual intentions to these guys and them talking poo poo back.
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Apr 2, 2011 16:35
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AxeManiac posted:Then he rambles on about government things like how they built a fake WTC and used lights and mirrors to trick people into thinking it blew up. This reminded me of a few weeks or so after 9/11 Howard interviewed Daniel Carver and Timothy McVeigh came up. "He blowed up a building" Also, speaking of Daniel Carver, Robin, again having to demean herself by moving from her enclosure to sit somewhere else before the Carver roast. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoEmO97OhG4
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Apr 5, 2011 01:55
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chiz posted:The issue is that theres not an issue. Someone must've done something to him. Probably his mom. I've noticed Howard is the biggest pussy in the world. "Why would you go ot in a boat? It could sink and you could drown" "Why the gently caress would ANYONE go swimming in the ocean? You could get eaten by a shark" "Why would anyone go (insert outdoor activity, camping, backpacking etc.) Its cold, you sleep on rocks, there are bugs, you could fall and break your leg........" "Why the gently caress would anyone (do anything I don't like)". Insert possible bad poo poo here. Glumwheels posted:Jesse Ventura makes Robin sound like a Rhodes Scholar. gently caress that, as crazy as his poo poo is, I'd much rather hear what he has to say than Robin opening up that composter mouth of hers.
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Apr 6, 2011 00:13
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I love Sulu. Since he was first on the show as guest announcer whenever the gently caress that was a few years ago, Sulu is now my favorite character. If I was gay I'd totally try and get in his pants.
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Apr 8, 2011 01:47
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ChubbyEmoBabe posted:David Arquette is a pretty good guest. I forgot he was on today. Thank loving allah, that on the way to work this morning my radio was on backspin which was playing Sugarhill Gang (Rapper's Delight) which pretty much lasted my entire drive to work. And that was taking the long way to get there. Then, I didn't go out for lunch. And at the end of the day took a work truck home. YAY!! No david loving arquette for me to be forced to listen to.
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Apr 13, 2011 01:17
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To the best of my recollection*, it was something like last fall, he called in to the show, and howard talked to him for what seemd like an hour. Caller that I have ZERO interest in. Then he was on the loving show the next day I believe he ended up staying for the entire show. Guest that I have no interest in. Not too long after that, I guess during his divorce debacle, he was in again, and all Howard seemed to talk about was his divorce. Guest that I have no interest in, talking about poo poo that I NGS (not give poo poo) about. Then he was on again, and that seemed like all they talked about. Followed by another phone call or two and another appearance. More show that makes me turn the show off. *Memory is hazy. Understandably, some people are interested in all that and he can't have skanks, Gilbert Gottfried and Lisa Lampanelli telling oval office jokes on the show every day just to satisfy me. I just thought it was an overload of a guest who I pretty much don't give a gently caress about.
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Apr 13, 2011 02:08
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Szyznyk posted:She's obviously getting that pilot's license that she left the voicemail demading a couple weeks ago. Thank god they don't give pilots licenses out to just any idiot.
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Apr 13, 2011 23:01
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Robin's Narcissism score was a 34. There is Rule 34. Is that some crazy double indication that there is Robin Quivers porn?
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Apr 20, 2011 01:53
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chiz posted:*squeal* "Germans are very good at taking orders"
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Apr 25, 2011 23:22
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pkd88 posted:It sounds to me like Robin is having the time of her life. I wonder if this means she has given up the green drinks and is taking on a more mainstream diet. Thats the most horrible speculation I've ever heard. Give up Green drink?? Eat FOOD?? Count calories and exercise? Yeah, then she'll end up looking like poo poo like Richard. Everyone knows how awful he looks and how useless his diet and exercise was.
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Apr 27, 2011 21:02
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therapy posted:This can be translated as "Doctors are only good for when you have an actual medical problem" which is pretty accurate, unless you're talking preventative medicine or something. Green, coffee flavoured/scented magnets. IN THE rear end.
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May 1, 2011 23:19
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The Extrapolator posted:Ronnie's girlfriend is pretty hot and so young looking. Lucky old man working his creep Jesus, her WHOLE VAGINA is hanging out. Its like she just got gang banged by a bunch of BLACK guys.
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May 3, 2011 00:16
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Joe Don Baker posted:Yeah. New schedule. 3 days a week every other week. This is that 'every other week.' I've got the feeling that every vacation week will be the four day ones. So, three day week, week off, three day week etc...
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May 5, 2011 22:25
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Korak posted:So Doug Stanhope's long time girlfriend was raped. Great story, Howard. Yeah, but was it RAPE? Or RAPE RAPE?
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May 6, 2011 02:54
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On the subject of Benjy hate, I have some random thoughts. When benjy was showing up late every day and Howard was berating him on the air and threatening to fire him, I really wanted to call the show and tell Howard something along the lines of: " you don't have the balls to fire him, so shut the gently caress up and move the show along. As evidenced by your "firing" of Gary, Stuttering John etc, and then hiring them back by the end of the show. If you were really at the point that you were going to fire him then you'd be talking to him off air. Its not great radio its fuckin annoying so shut the gently caress up." I won't accuse benjy of doing it purposely just to get air time, but my opinion is gently caress off and stop with that bullshit. All his other shtick is pretty fuckin annoying too. Like the Tracy Morgan stuff, him fighting with Tracy Millman et al. His prank calls are lame, his pretending to be related to some famous scientist but "he can't talk about it" was just more boring bullshit. I even had a hard time enjoying the bit where he was "benshe" to gently caress with Gary The Retard. And today with the Ronnie poo poo was pretty bad too. Stern trivia: What was Daniel Carver's reply on Hollyweird squares when asked "which 1960s sci-fi show featured televisions first interracial kiss"? scapulataf fucked around with this message at 23:53 on May 11, 2011 |
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May 11, 2011 23:51
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Crotch Bat posted:This is stupid. I'm not remotely a cyclist and equating a primary mode of transportation for many parts of this world to a child's toy is retarded. Obviously you have NO JOB and can't afford a car or a LIMO with a DRIVER.
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May 13, 2011 02:38
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Vakal posted:Here's a good clip of the guy who does the Fake Arnold voice. I thought it was evil dave's wife that wouldn't let him do the show anymore.
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May 22, 2011 00:32
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Shes Not Impressed posted:Stern show Twitter: Anyone know what it was she ate? We should get people calling in saying "robin, you sound all congested have you been drinking MILK?"
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May 23, 2011 17:20
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:It's better than getting the Stern equivalent of getting humiliated on-the-air constantly. If we didn't have to endure everything else, I would love to have this happen.
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May 24, 2011 02:08
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That audio that the bus driver sent in today of the crazy guy making those hosed up noises was hilarious. It almost sounded fake to me, like what a 12 year old would do to his 10 year old brother to try and scare him into thinking there is a monster under the bed, or in the closet etc. None the less, I almost pissed myself laughing, and would love to go on a bus and start doing that, to gently caress with people. I just don't think I'd be able to keep a straight face.
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May 25, 2011 02:04
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Ether Frenzy posted:Howard is the main draw to owning a subscription to any satellite radio service, unless you're a loving mutant who cannot figure out how to run an ipod or something. The NFL and MLB stuff is nice, but the main value to SiriusXM is the Howard Stern Show. I will admit that I got it solely for Howard, and for at least the first year or so, 95%+ of the time it was tuned to 100 or 101, but I've since started to listen to a lot of other stations, and have heard a ton of music that I like that I wouldn't have known had I not subscribed. Now its probably about 50% howard, and 50% various music stations (not a sports guy). Will I keep my subscription after Howard retires? I don't have an answer for that. As far as the smoking thing goes, as a smoker myself, I don't really care that I can't smoke in bars and other indoor places but I think that the outdoors thing is a little too much. Keep in mind, this is my opinion and I'm in no way trying to start poo poo. That being said, in a city like New York, I'd guess that cars, trucks and busses contribute far more pollution than smokers do.
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May 26, 2011 02:15
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E: ^^^^^^^^^^^ O.k., JD makes almost 40 Gs a year. I don't know where the gently caress I pulled 24 out of my stupid rear end.Butthole Prince posted:Do you think it's an affront to your Constitutional rights like that caller yesterday? TL;DR. I guess Howard was just being Howard. streebs posted:How do we know that it's a low paying job? In this thread it seems like everyone just assumes the people who work on the Stern show get paid poo poo. Yeah JD has a small apartment but it's loving expensive to live in NYC. Plus we already know he blows his money on cam websites and strippers Does JD really get paid that little? Didn't I see someone post that he makes 24,000 a year? I make mid 40s per year (before taxes) and I live in an area with a high cost of living, though not as high as NYC. I'm *reasonably* comfortable but I'll never be able to afford a house here, I might be able to afford a small condo some day. I can't imagine how fuckin hard it must be for JD to get by. And with his personality, how the gently caress is he ever going to get a job after stern retires? I've got the feeling that the only reason Howard even gave him a job in the first place was because he probably thought "hey this guy is hosed, if I give him a job then I can totally gently caress with him, and he'll even make me look normal. scapulataf fucked around with this message at 22:35 on May 26, 2011 |
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May 26, 2011 22:32
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chiz posted:Howard gets $80,000,000 a year (that's what I heard, correct me if I'm wrong), how does he sleep at night. I mean yeah he built his career over a 25 or 30 year period but it's his loving support guys like JD and Sal and Richard and the other nood-nicks who loving help make the show great. I heard the same thing about Howard's salary. I have a question though. Howard's last contract was 500 million(!) for five years and AFAIK his current contract is the same. My understanding is that 100 million per year is to pay the salaries of Howard, Robin, fred, gary and a few of the of the other people on the show (Benjy? Sal and Richard?) as well as a budget for Howard TV, and random props, bits and other poo poo on the show. I now get the feeling, thats incorrect. So if His contract is 100 million a year and he makes 80 mill of that, where the gently caress does the other 20 mill go? I'm talking before taxes.
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May 27, 2011 01:26
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^^^^^^^ E: (howard making fun of jackie voice) "Yeah, I don't want an agent to represent me, they take too much money". Says jackie as he's hawking tapes, T shirts, and mugs in the alley behind some guys comedy club. Vakal posted:Don Buchwald takes his cut as Howard's agent. Probably around 10-15%. Yeah, I figured that, but it was my assumption that Howard's "employees" (don, ronnie, beth) get paid out of that 80 million. Basically howard, before taxes makes 80 mill, then out of that, he pays his agent, etc... But then again, if Don gets 10 or 15% then that would account for 10-15 mill out of the 100million per year. And then the other 5? No fuckin way ronnie makes that much. scapulataf fucked around with this message at 02:07 on May 27, 2011 |
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May 27, 2011 02:05
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWqONs0RSvc Rabbi Gottfried.
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May 28, 2011 00:35
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burmart posted:I read the book "The Game" by that guy who interviewed Howard for Rolling Stone a few months back. It was ridiculous. Apparently you can get hot chicks by kind of insulting them when you first meet them. It's called "Droppin' Negs." Maybe that's why everyone calls Beth horse faced. I think calling a girl horse faced would be taking it a bit too far. Saying "Hey nice dress, did you make that from a shower curtain" is one thing. Saying "Hey you look like a loving horse" is totally different. On the other hand, if it works then hey....
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May 29, 2011 15:26
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-Atom- posted:Medicated Pete was always funny. Why must you turn this in to a thread of lies??
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Jun 1, 2011 23:10
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Kelly posted:Medicate Pete was funny when he worked there. It was kind of pitiful the last time they had him in. I have to disagree, but whatever, no worries. (Mini-Sperg) I just found him to be completely uninteresting, aside from being "medicated" he is just another random intern that was on the show. Nothing really stood out about him. At least JD is a complete social misfit, and makes for some decent radio once in a while. But hey, thats just my opinion.
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Jun 2, 2011 01:14
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Corbet posted:Has Stern talked about the fact that a Stern porn parody is being made? They have to be aware of it by now. THats happened at least once before. I remember probably just before he left FM radio, they played clips from the "Howard Sperm show".
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I was listening to some howard stuff on Youtube and came across this: Howard Stern badmouthing Bubba from 2002: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkHvqYQFB0Q&feature=related Can someone give me some backstory on this? I know that they are friends now, so they must have patched things up, but how did that come about? Did Bubba hear about Howard badmouthing him and then call in to the show to apologize or something??
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