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Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

dyn posted:

After Howard played the Ted Nudget star spangeled banner on guitar clip...

"and he didn't miss a word!"

Robin Quivers
February 22nd, 2011

pretty sure that's a joke

e: a bad and very flawed joke

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Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

Bonzo posted:

Without reading the article, using google, or wikipedia, who here under the age of 30 can tell me what Jessica Hahn is famous for?

Some porn.

Basically, it's a WGAS WGAF topic to me.

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

-Atom- posted:

Artie's character 'the guy who laughs at everything' is one of the biggest reasons why I miss that fat load I almost stopped listening to the show.

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
apparently some caller ragged on howard pretty severe on the wrap up show. trying to find some audio.

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

Manwithastick posted:

Its gonna irk Howard that Sheens got 200,000 more followers than him in 2 days of being on twitter

they call that WINNING

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
isn't it pronounced "Pierce" ?? Howard seems to be saying it literally

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

GenoCanSing posted:

"I sincerely apologize to anyone who was offended by my attempt at humor regarding the tragedy in Japan,” he tells The Hollywood Reporter in a statement Tuesday. “I meant no disrespect, and my thoughts are with the victims and their families."

LOL as if Gilbert came up with that BS.

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
That cover is the worst, sorry.

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

pkd88 posted:

What kind of cologne and where can I get some?

Mambo was a whole topic a couple years ago, apparently it's discontinued and the value of it shot up like a rocket when they talked about Ronnie's use of it on the show and it was impossible to locate.

Plus it's an awesome name for cologne

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

Kt88 posted:

Cousin Brucie makes me lose control with laughter. Especially when he puts the huge coliseum reverb on while doing it. The other instant laugh for me is Richard doing the 'Ethel' character. Whoever is on the receiving end of the call inevitably call him 'sir' within seconds.

"I've got one item, it's an item, and another older item..."

do y.. do you want the item yours--
NO I WANT YOU TO SAY WHAT THE ITEM IS OR WE'RE GOING TO END THIS CALL

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

Shes Not Impressed posted:

John Hine was quietly watching the last 50 posts in the background with a XXL Steelers shirt on.

I was beginning to make JonHein_pedobear.jpg but it's late so just pretend that's what you're looking at

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
Yucko really shut Gary down with his brother jokes, Gary's silence was pretty telling. :(

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
@adamcarolla Hey Adam, you coming to Howard 101 on Sirius anytime soon?

@Andrew_MC7 no never. I can't get a clear answer. have fun with what ever bullshit they feed you

Adam Carolla
People keep asking me about Howard 101. Its never going to happen and thats not my decision.
8 minutes ago from web

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

Shes Not Impressed posted:

I want to play guitar with Howard Stern

Ooookay...


Also I'm pretty sure it's not "I'm gonna lay that girl" in Louie Louie. I don't hear anything close to that.

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

Shes Not Impressed posted:

Is she verified?!

T-O-P-L-E-S-S. Yeah when she gets verified she'll do it.

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

Bonzo posted:

Mine kept working long after I cancelled. The guy I sold it to said it was still working for him when we talked last.

I've heard rumours that they send a "kill signal" around 7am Eastern but if your radio isn't on, it won't get the signal.

If it doesn't get it, you'll probably be good for like 6 months.

I would guess they probably send out that 'kill signal' for a few days anyway.

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

Kelly posted:

The iPhone app looks sharp, much easier to use. But the online player, great gravy. The entire website looks silly - like one of those placeholder websites.

If you're feeling nostalgic, http://www.sirius.ca/en/index.aspx

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

AxeManiac posted:

Oh yeah, I see it too!



Close the thread, send it to goldmine. There is nothing left to post.

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

beergod posted:

It's "gee-uh-teen" with a soft "g". poo poo drove me insane.

No it's a hard G. And both pronunciations are actually valid. I definitely use the "gee-ou-teen" version.

Vakal posted:

Robin's tattoo.



Jesus gently caress did she have carpal tunnel surgery? And what's with those nails, vegan malnourishment much?

Excuse me while I burn my computer.

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

AxeManiac posted:

that she got while being VEGAN!

I guarantee it's a side effect of <Sal Governale>pouring Folgers Crystals up her rear end in a top hat</Sal Governale>

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

Mr Lance Murdock posted:

Man I love the Foo Fighters, but did anyone else think that was a really boring interview?

No, Dave talking about Nirvana is more entertaining than Dave talking about foo fighters.

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
Howard wished robin a good vacation at the end of courtney cox

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

Ribsauce posted:

They did not hide the vacation at all like they used to. It was mentioned multiple times. Even if they go three days a week I will listen, its so much better than anything else to kill time at work.

I've been listening to the Stern Shuffle more. Every time a bit with Artie comes on you realize how much the show misses him. There was one last week where he was arguing with stuttering John he could get a hit off the best female pitcher in baseball and I was laughing so loving hard. I miss him so much.

MAD TV SUCKED

BEER LEAGUE SUCKED poo poo, IT WAS TERRIBLE

IT WAS IN 18 THEATRES AND GROSSED $200,000, I COULD PULL THAT OUT OF MY rear end

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

USMC_Karl posted:

Well to be totally honest Beer League did suck poo poo. I remember renting it through my xbox and my roommate (we were both huge Stern fans) and I could hardly get through it. A truly terrible movie.

"Where are you at with Beer League?"

"Beer League was OK."

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
I can't even listen this week so far. I don't particularly care for 'grossest week ever'.

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
So there's this thread http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/showthread.php?t=599790

Followed by this thread http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/showthread.php?t=599823

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

Viktor posted:

Just a quick summary the hosting servers for Bubba's sites (bubbaarmy.com, bubbaraw.com, btls.com) were infected and hosting malware. Any hotlinks (images hosted on those sites) that were posted to other forums such as SFN caused warnings also.

RadioIO was unaffected as their servers are managed/hosted by a different company.

that was a while ago right? I seem to remember reporting that to them

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
That photoshopped Where's Waldo is also terrible

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

ziglol posted:

black/oprah
heh

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

Ribsauce posted:

I don't care how juvenile it makes me, but as soon as Richard launches into one of his "listing stuff" prank calls I laugh for the entire list.

This one will always be MY FAVORITTTTTTEEEE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQ4kqITlNhI

my grand son

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

Chinook posted:

Could you link me a big version of your avatar? Howard looks so horrible, not to mention the funny face Beth is making.

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

Banditoh posted:

Yeah this. What Joe Rogan said about carolla on his podcast is completely true, the guy can go off about any subject and make it interesting. Too bad he's not on Howard's channel because it would be incredible. Too bad sirius thinks they're going to survive with 3 day a week Howard. I suppose they could, but I know fewer and fewer willing to pay for the service.

As far as Stern goes, I know Robin is crazy and I probably hate her more than most, but going to Peru and taking ayahuasca isn't something I can get down on her for. Maybe I'm the only druggie who listens to the show or something, but I got annoyed at Howard's ignorance when it came to hallucinogens. At the same time, gently caress Robin.

I think you mean 1.5 day a week!

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.


No Photoshop here folks! From March 28th 2011.

edit: bonus content, JD's best Jason Kaplan impersonation:

Joe 30330 fucked around with this message at 05:57 on May 10, 2011

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

-Atom- posted:

JD has always been fat but now he just so happens to show it.

The ultimate form of being fat!

He was skinny-fat at best, now he's taking the train to obesityville.

Anybody want an avatar? I hear it's key to getting 27 year old women:

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

Shes Not Impressed posted:

Howard has really been on a tear lately about that idealistic American working man and how if you don't work (according to his parameters) then you're a bum.

He's starting to sound like a grandfather. Now his kids need to just get pregnant.

by black men, after having drank and done drugs.

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
Ragging on Seacrest is getting kind of old, dude makes $55 million across all his ventures and the "king of all media" still trumps that amount by doing like 1/4 of the effort

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

The Extrapolator posted:

Bababooey doing the hoverhand or getting some of that rear end? I can't tell

hahah hes doing a podcast and sounds exactly like hes talking from his little room to howard
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...p&sct=hp_bf1_a3

I got his book on my shelf and haven't even open it. Somebody give me a review



That picture pretty much sums it up.

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Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/robin-quivers/the-joys-of-participation_b_861475.html

quote:

I just got back from Napa a few days ago where we held the first ever 15 Foundation "It's For The Kids Benefit Concert." What a wonderful weekend! I met so many fantastic fans. We had a great dinner on the lawn at the Villagio in Yountville. It was amazing to look out and see the faces of so many friends.

The Connelly Ranch is one of the charities we partnered with for this event. We were treated to a performance by the kids who participated in a spring break program there; the 15 Foundation sponsored an improvisational music program for them. These precocious 6- and 7-year-olds wrote their own song called "Amazing, Spectacular, Flying Starfish." Later, David Pack of Ambrosia picked up a guitar and serenaded us with some of his hits. My favorite was Make a Wish. I found myself still humming it when I was back at work Monday morning.

Kerry Egan, one of the 15 Foundation board members, and I auctioned off a few items live and in person. Kerry did the auctioneering; I was the spokes model. We made a great team and made more money for the cause to boot. Have to thank the Late Show with David Letterman people and Vanessa Williams of Desperate Housewives as well as the Shandry Family for their generous donations. Thanks to all the bidders too.

Once dessert was served it was time to board the trolley to get to the Lincoln Theater. Our headliner, Leon Russell, had rolled into town in his giant tour bus early that morning. There was a sighting of him on the streets of Yountville earlier that day. I was excited -- I had never seen him perform live before -- and there were some other great performers on the bill too.

After stopping by Leon's bus to say hello, I rushed over to the theater to meet the kids from the Edible School yard, our other charity.They had also participated in a MIMA workshop and they had written and recorded their own song and mad a video. About 10 very enthusiastic middle school students entered the green room. They had each learned to play their parts on instruments they had never studied or played before to perform in the video, which was about to be debuted.

The warm reception that greeted me when I walked on stage was almost overwhelming. I don't know how to convey what it means to have people show up for an event that I have created. It means so much and I so wanted everyone to have a good time. Just as I was about to leave the stage, I thanked the audience for putting up with all the antics of the Howard Stern all these years and got the warmest applause of all. It's amazing how wonderful our fans are.

Speaking of how great the audience was, the opening acts included a local group of musicians called the Pickups and San Francisco media personality Brian Copeland. The Pickups are a group of winery owners who created their own garage band just because they like to play. Turns out, what they play is mostly country. They love what they're doing and you can tell they're having a really good time. Brian, the comedian, who is black, heard the music they were playing and started to freak out. I was summoned back stage. Brian wanted me to introduce him because he felt funny following a country band.

I went out, thanked the Pickups for being there and asked the audience to give them another round of applause. Then I did Brian's introduction. I don't know what he was worried about; he was great and he got lots of laughs. I heard a woman a few rows behind me exclaim, "I love him," during his set.

After a short intermission, Leon Russell and his band took the stage. He was great. He looked like a big, ole rock and roll Santa sitting behind his keyboard in an Hawaiian shirt. He was in fine voice, sang all the hits and his band was tight. He even dedicated a song to me. That made all the hard work worth it.

Thank you to all the people who attended and to all the amazing people who worked behind the scenes to pull the evening together, especially Vida Mulec. She is the only staff member of the 15 foundation. She gives all the orders and then carries them out. She's amazing. And thanks to all of you. I love you.

Joe 30330 fucked around with this message at 08:50 on May 15, 2011

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