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Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

-Atom- posted:

Plus there is a guy that gets on so much it blows my mind, and he has nothing noteworthy to say. He calls the Wrap Up show as well.

Mark in Boston, who got on multiple times a day back during the 5 hour show and got loving McCartney tickets?

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Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

So only Angry Black is now lost to the ether.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

pkd88 posted:

Speaking of back pain and topless, has there been an update on Miss Howard Stern?

I miss Andrea

She's obviously getting that pilot's license that she left the voicemail demading a couple weeks ago.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

I met Gary at his hilariously underattended St. Pete book signing. Sadly, they cancelled the Killers of Comedy tour that was rolling through Florida a couple years back so I never got to verify what I've heard about how Beet smells.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

burmart posted:

Do we even have a book store in St. Pete? I mean, there's the one out by the Tyrone mall, but I'm not going out there.

It was at the very exclusive Scene night club, where Bubba spent the whole time looking pissed that nobody showed up. And Jesus Christ is Brent Hatley odd looking in person. I'm not sure where there's a book store in St Pete, since I typically only go there for Rays games.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Nobody expects perfect casting in a porno parody, but is the guy playing Sal Filipino?

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Kelly posted:

I get irrationally angry with him for eating the way he does. He's fat and has diabetes. He should not only eat better but be smart enough to not brag about how lovely he is eating. The way he is going, he won't be around much longer to monitor the internet access of his kids.

He should have enough Jump the Shark money to pay to have his own foot cut off, sparing Howard from having to complain about paying for sick fat people with his taxes.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Mr Lance Murdock posted:

I tried to listen, heard her voice and how insane she sounded and turned it off. Wait, am I talking about Octomom or Miss Howard Stern...

2/3 of a really rough F Marry Kill.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Bonzo posted:

It's like when guys brag about being really, really good at oral sex but in reality they have no idea how vaginas work.

I would never challenge the efficacy of Bubba's two-fingered cul-de-sac technique.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

lynch_69 posted:

Thank you Bobo. Next caller.

Bobo = Zolar = Joey Boots

I refuse to believe that they are three separate people.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Spacemonkey57 posted:

What was the story he wrote in elementary school about Kyle, KC, and Armstrong? That was some disturbing poo poo too.

"so I got my fishing pole and put a monkey with mustard on and dropped it in the water"

This and the cutting up the Indian line are the reason I forgive KC for doing nothing but plugging Johnny Fratto bullshit for the last 8 years.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Phelan's van dyke is too small for his face. And it's not clear, but did High Pitch Mike catch the bouquet?

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Bonzo posted:

When are they going to learn to stop doing NYC centric programming?

They had brilliant Tampa-centric programming and they chased it off to RadioIo.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

chiz posted:

MAH NEE GOAT!

GABBA GOO!

DIS GRATCIATTA!!!


I use moot-za-rell and pit-zer-ia as an Artie/Sal homage.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

One of my favorite things about the first Sirius year is the horrible Bob Levy song parodies. "yell like pee" proved that he was at least mildly retarded.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

DangerDummy! posted:

I first heard the "moist" thing on the first episode of Dead Like Me, and I've heard it about 100 times subsequently. I'm sure they're not the first people to point it out or anything (I don't think very many people ever watched that drat show), but that was definitely the first time I'd heard it.

We went out and bought those kiddie-magnet letters to put MOIST up on the refrigerator.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

ChaosMonkey posted:

What about Eric from Hoboken and, what is it, Pittsburgh Pete?

Jesus, I ain't listened to the show regularly in two+ years and I still remember those fucks.

Mark in Boston is still contributing nothing and getting involved in every contest aside from World's Biggest Whore. You can't tell me they don't give suckasses the warm line number.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Kinghorn posted:

Yeah but AM is not national. Artie and Nick took over a show on fox sports for the night, and the spot they took over the guy got fired for some twitter comment. Thought that was where they landed.

Poor Tony Bruno, the most fired man in sports radio after Ferrall. I dug the show, particularly that they didn't get bogged down with lovely callers. Three callers all night, and one unresponded-to Crazy Alice reference.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Kt88 posted:

FAT ARRRTIE, HEROIN JUNKIE human being.

oh, Sal, hes ok!


I loved how all of the football picks in 2006 would descend into 15 minutes of Artie and Crazy Alice just abusing each other. Howard would back off entirely and just let them go at it.

I still want my VHS copy of Violet Dehumanizes Elegant Elliot.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

lynch_69 posted:

Elliot Offen is the only wackpacker who genuinely unnerves me.

I was pissed that a guy who committed vehicular manslaughter got to compete for 25 grand and won 8. Made Daniel Carver winning seem like a warm, feel-good story.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

For anyone who heard last night's Nick and Artie show, is Mark Kriegel not a perfect sound-a-like for Hateman?

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Crotch Bat posted:

I had totally forgotten about Fred's Siobahn impression but my god.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=251zlUhr9mQ&NR=1

Do you like tupperware pussy?

Siobhan may be Robin's one good impression as well.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

A Intimate Rimjobs posted:

Nothing will ever top Artie's Jeff the Drunk impression, ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZduKkn95Gs

His Blue iris impression.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

I have to get to the Albertson's in Venice to get some buffalo chicken dip.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Former Human posted:

Best quote from the other day:

Nick: "The Eagles really need to get back the Michael Vick of old."

Artie: "That's bad news for dogs."

Both guys are funny and work well together but I feel like there isn't a real broadcaster in the room, someone who can move the show along. Sometimes they get stuck on a topic that isn't working but they keep on it until the next commercial break. Maybe they will get more comfortable in the future.

They also need someone with some engineering ability. I didn't understand a word Jay Glazier said and the sportswriter/Hateman broccoli conversation is twice as boring when you have to strain to understand it. Howard would have demanded they use a hardwired phone.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Their website has the show download up faster now, so you can listen to it and whatever episode from 2007 that you listen to instead of the live show.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Shes Not Impressed posted:

I like that Nick is also really self deprecating. Artie and him both making GBS threads on themselves cracks me up so bad. Nick is great busting the caller's balls too.

Nick wrote the liners and he called Captain McKlusky Sergeant. The baby gorilla should have caught that on the first playthrough.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

AxeManiac posted:

I hope Artie starts making up Italian phrases again. I want some gabagoo! De Scrat Zee Auto!

It's getting colder outside. Don't forget to wear your gupaleen.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Shes Not Impressed posted:

He is the most interesting man in the world.

Thank god they stopped playing that intro.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Hey, if Nick had kept his horrible show on 101, the best we could have hoped for is a political debate between him and John the Stutterer.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

You can always listen to Bubba try to be the poor man's Neil Boortz on Thursdays and Fridays. Weed/Flat tax/pedophiles/Bubba Raceway Park.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

I thought Shannon Burk was unlistenable when he was on Real Radio. And his terrible show was spawned to fill a timeslot when Howard was thrown off of 104.1 in Orlando and the Monsters got moved to mornings. Him ending up on Bubba's network" just goes to show you what a huge cirlejerk radio really is.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

chiz posted:

Eric was never humble, always delusional, and usually a little poo poo.

Count me in the "I'd push him out of his wheelchair" column. The only person I've hated more on the show is Miss Howard Stern during the Marry a Millionaire contest.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

"Tickling their regions, kissing beefy Norwegians"

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

AltronHGX posted:

I really wish they just had one file per show and not split into 3 parts. Clutters the poo poo out of my mp3 player's podcast list.

It's nice for when I inevitably drop something on my mp3 player in my work truck, hit the forward or back button and have to fast-forward back to the point I was at. I always seem to gently caress up a Stern show download somewhere around the two hour mark.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

AxeManiac posted:

That poor lady, how did she ever end up on this show? She seems like a nice person, but holy hell, talk about a fish out of water.

I would kill for some tape of her when she was on the urban station with Ed Lover and The Real Dr. Dre.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

kylej posted:

One day I hope I'll be able to buy a box set of commercial free, 1990-2007 shows for a couple grand and just live off it forever.

That will be available right after the Channel 9 Show, Butt Bongo Fiesta, US Open Sores, and New Years Rotten Eve come out on DVD in an official (not bought from the bootleg dude at MegaCon) release.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

I have a serious fear that we won't see any of his content for sale until after he dies and his kids sell Best of Howard collections through Guthy-Renker infomercials.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

chiz posted:

Did Howard ever bitch about Allison's parents? I was under the impression that he liked them.

Allison's brother used to read the newspaper on Howard's brand new white couch, which, in OCD world, is an infamita.

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Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

prefect posted:

I actually think Benjy had a point. If Booey just wanted a hypothetical person to have herpes, he could have used himself.

Benjy lost all ability to complain about being associated with STDs when he ate out that bachelor party hooker with a cookie wrapper.

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