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null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

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Crotch Bat posted:

Holy poo poo I'm crying over here. If Artie was still there he'd have died laughing.

or died stabbing himself.

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null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

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Richard Christie ain't reading this, he is working out, drinking champange and thinking about Sal's balls.

Richard owns. I love you Richard! Charred Walls of the Damned!

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

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BooDaa posted:

@Eric The Actor posted:

Just finished watching RED on bluray. It was stupid because cast was so old. Should've picked younger people because the cast couldn't act

He is simply amazing in his stupidity.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

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Bonzo posted:

Or the best troll in the world.

I don't like to think like that, cause then you will get people thinking Beetlejuice is a mastermind of some sorts.

Let's just call a midget, and midget and assume Eric is stupid.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

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OPRAH WINFREY NEGRO WOMAN OF THE SOUTH

I love saying that, I don't care, it's just fun.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

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Ed Torian singing that was amazing. Just amazing.

I miss Artie's impersonation of him.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

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I don't see how anyone can listen to a show called "wacky name" AND "normal name". That's like radio bullshit 101. The thing I hate most about radio. It's a step up from Tradio, but not a very big one to be the wacky morning guys with one guy with a funny name and a hot chick doing the traffic!

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

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burmart posted:

"Bubba the Love Sponge" screams hack too. I don't think you can really judge a radio show by it's name.

Bubba is a hack, he shocks vaginas and throws poo poo into a fan and sells the video on ebay to his fans along with Bubba Nascar Mud Flaps or whatever. I never got Bubba, he seems like generic talk radio with no censors. He is the radio equal of punching a dude in the dick. Sure, it's funny, but it's just punching a dude in the dick.

I'm pretty sure he has a radio bit called "Punch (guy with a funny name) in the dick".

Jack and Rod show for life.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

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-Atom- posted:

Opie and Anthony is pretty good when they have a swarm of comedians sitting in. But in reality, the two shows are very different and it doesn't make sense to compare the two.

So when interesting people are on the show, it is interesting? Sounds like Howard 2.0 - I tried listening to them a few times, but seems each time it was just them complaining about stuff and inviting callers to call in and bitch along with them, droning out time complaining about poo poo people with complain about to each other, instead of calling up a radio show and wasting my time.

I love Louis CK, the times when he is on sounds interesting, but I'd rather listen to the Louis CK show. Not two guys yucking it up between interesting people saying things.

I guess I'm becoming Howard, too old to try anything new, comfortable in the groove. Leave me alone, let me be.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

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In my dream radio, Howard is better when he doesn't have a big guest on. I'm more a fan of the whack pack and all the kooks he brings in there and his stories about his life and his parents. I could care less if Steven Tyler had anal or a three way with his girlfriend.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

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Manwithastick posted:

Would people listen to a full length Richard and Sal led show? Just doing werid poo poo, prank calls and jack and rod stuff

I would listen the hell to that!

Every time Howard says a bit of theirs isn't funny and then plays it, I usually find it funny. I'd like to think he is doing that on purpose. He always filters his opinion through a maniac, letting them take the fall. Like Stuttering John was his sword for awhile, doing things Howard wanted to do, but didn't want to actually do.

Letting them run rampant however wouldn't be entertaining. It would be like the Riley Martin show, it's only funny that it does exists and simply exists so Howard can cherry pick some content from it and shine a light on it.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

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scapulataf posted:

This reminded me of something from a few years ago. THey played a clip of Imus, who had some guy on his show call up, doing an "I is be black" routine, talking about how he banged Beth O, trashing her and so on. Howard and Beth were upset, rightfully so I guess. But Howard got SO pissed off "they were implying that she has sex with BLACK MEN" A WHITE WOMAN HAVING INTERRACIAL SEX WITH A BLACK MAN. Insert sal apology joke here. And then he has a porn star in the sutdio, "you ever do scenes with black guys?. Yes? Really"!!
THen a regular girl who happens to be a guest, "You've had sex with black guys? WOW, you're so wild"!!

Black men, people, BLACK MEN.

When Howard thinks of BLACK MEN he probably thinks of the kids in his school, violent and mean, hulking monsters and the idea of them ravaging his Beth is too much for him. You hear him all the time dropping hints, he hates to hear anything about Beth not being an fresh flower for him to pick.

He was talking about his penis, and trying to say that Beth thought it was big, and he was about ready to say bigger than any other penis she had ever had and he caught himself and stopped. It was kind of strange.

More so since his number one thing is making people talk about banging other people and letting their past be known in interviews. He seems to love telling people that stuff, YOUR WIFE SLEPT WITH THIS GUY AND THAT GUY!

But yet he likes to go around talking about all the women he has had sex with. Shamelessly too. Sounds like he is threatening Beth half of the time because he can bang anyone he wants!!!

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

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Don't worry Robin, if the terminators take over, I'll just call Jeff Schick.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

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I'd pay good money to see Gilbert Gottfried as Dracula vs the Black Terminators.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

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chiz posted:

His mother was very liberal as he's said time and time again on the show. She liked black people and tried to teach Howard to " not be afraid of black skin"

Seems more like his mom wasn't genuine about that, it was like a "thing" for her. Like how vegans run around telling people about how vegan their diet is.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

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scapulataf posted:

Hey does anyone have a youtube link to the Gary the Retard birthday special where they sent him to the moon and had sal and richard dress up as historical figures to wish gary happy birthday?

"Four score and seven retards ago....."

That is one of my FAAAAVORITE bits, it just screams something Sal would do.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

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heavy liquid posted:

Does anyone really believe that Howard was laughing all the way through the trailer of Big Momma 3 and can't wait to see the movie?

Howard loves minstrel shows. He puts them on all the time with his shuck and jive voices for the radio. But you know, he's totally not racist, his mom loved black people.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

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Brocktoon posted:

I hate John Hine so much. He is an expert on nothing, he's got an annoying loving voice, and I have no idea why he needs to be on every loving show on the channel.

ETA: And his feelings on fast food are MORONIC.

He also looks really gross on the wrap up show and he probably kills people and wears their skin around the house.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

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CrazyAss13 posted:

It might have been a badly designed site, but he still helped coin a phrase that became part of pop culture, and sold a site built around it for over a million dollars. TV Guide might have over paid, but it's not the same as winning the lotto. He created a site and promoted it and got a payday. You got to give him a little respect for that.

True that, but he is still a creepy gross horrible shirt wearing sweaty mess of insanity.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

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FogHelmut posted:

*Stuttering John Voice* Liiiiisaaaaaarrrr Laampignellliiiii


gently caress this show today.

What, did Joan Rivers finally die?

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

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burmart posted:

The bad thing about Joan Rivers is, I actually like her. That Documentary they did on her really endeared her to me, but I just don't want to hear her interviewed constantly.

The only old, washed up jewish lady I want on the show every day is Gilbert Gottfried.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

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See looks like a rejected extra from Battlefield Earth.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

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I just heard the first show where they talk about the callers to Dr Laura. That poo poo is funny to me, I wish they would re-enact more of the calls since they can't play them. Make it like a bit or something. I was cracking up. I love that childish goon rush poo poo.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

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qbert posted:

When the send the eventual Amber alert out on John Hein, I imagine one of those background pics will be what the police provide to the local news.

He wears the same shirt day in and day out, so it shouldn't be that hard to spot him.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

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Then he could do his Dick Clark voice for the baby.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

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I hate seeing video of him and Jason. The bad thing is I can't get the image of Jason out of my head now whenever I hear him gargle talk out of his bloated gullet. They are both pretty nasty people and them doing a show on fast food was just too much to take.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

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The wrap up show is pretty pointless now. Besides there being nothing to wrap up, but it feels like a filler show until Bubba comes on. And there is nothing to fill in. But I can't stand the wrap up show, I always skip it. I never miss anything because if anything interesting happens, they just talk about it on the show. I do enjoy hearing from Benjy every now and then.

Fred has a driver? He was talking about how he was late, I never figured Fred would be driven around. That has to be a heck of a job, driving Fred around.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

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Holy poo poo, I thought I would check out Fred's website

http://www.kingnorris.com/

Hahahah, holy poo poo, that's straight out of 1998 web design. Tiled background, under construction warning, I'm surprised there is no midi file playing.

lol, the header is "Untitled Document"

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

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musclecoder posted:

I'm the same way. I bet everyone in this thread listens to all 4 hours of the show every day, and we're goons and Stern fans, so we complain because we love.

It will be weird when he's off the air for good.

I was worried when it wasn't clear he left. I still like the show, just like to wax about the good (artie) old days.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

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Yeah, I can see them being slow on approving "Spice" over Howard.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

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therapy posted:

That being said, Howard's justification of not asking certain guests always makes me laugh. He passes on people who are legitimate celebrities with interesting stories for Kathy loving Griffin.

I think he does it to because he is sheltered and has nothing to really talk about with some guests. He couldn't run all over Kevin Smith, he doesn't know enough to make it interesting so he probably passed on that. He doesn't want to look like a fool or not ready or not up on everything, he probably didn't have time to research him and get his staff to provide him with information.

He has no problem bringing in people he knows, like that guy who plays in a band nobody knows. Most of his guests are friends or people he works with or his wife knows, which explains why he can't be mean to A.C Slater anymore.

I mean poo poo, I remember when Conan came on to promote his show, they TORE him up. Conan oh Bye Bye and the jackie puppet, holy poo poo. They are best when they rip up guests, even good guests like Conan.

There was a lot he could have talked to Kevin Smith about, but he passed because he probably didn't know what he could talk about. poo poo, talk about Tracey and that horrible movie, Cop Out. Talk about his wife being in movies and making out with other actors. Talk about his weight. Talk about Red State and get Scott in there to battle him. Talk about Jay and all his poo poo, that's good for a laugh. Maybe find out Jay is awesome and give him the Artie chair and what him implode again.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

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burmart posted:

I'M THE PRANKSTER! YOU WANNA gently caress?! I CAN gently caress!

Both men are awful.

Most rich spoiled people with sycophantic fans are.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

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Just heard the Gary the Retard bit with the robber, man, they messed that up. I thought they would just give him the gun and do it a bit later to see what he would do. Howard just gives him the gun and tells him to shoot a robber that is going to come in.

That totally killed the bit. The fun should have been seeing how he would react, this was just him doing what he was told.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

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Jesus, that letter is so spooky, it's exactly what we get from those brain dead morons who just don't get it.

We deal with ETM types all day here. It's funny and sad and true. I really end up feeling bad for those people because they clearly have some serious disorders. Even if he is "trolling" that level of it is insane.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

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The odd thing too is I can't help but imagine his little snausage fingers flailing around the keyboard trying to type that up. He can't type fast with those things. I bet Sal had better accuracy typing with his cock.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

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chiz posted:

It's against the laughhhhhh

Eric the poe...poster. Get it right Axe Man... e... ack ack.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

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Kelly posted:

Which is what? Being a fat drug addict? Drinking bleach? Stabbing yourself in the stomach?

Making a show worth listening to?

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

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Wasco Jr. posted:

I know I'm late but I get all my celeb news from Stern, Jesus Chris Tom Hanks son is a biggest loving bellend on the planet

I'm late too, I just heard that. Man, what do you do with a kid like that? Tom is like universally loved and he has this horrible, shameful child. Well, not child, grown adult offspring trying to pull this poo poo.

Ski Pole in your Pee Hole? Holy poo poo.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

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jiker posted:

I was going to try and troll Howard for giving us all this "comedy for free" but then I realized I like his tweeting a lot.

Yeah, Howard is giving us what we want, so good for him. I'm glad he turned around on it, tweeting is an easy way to see how great he is, it is easy for me to show him being funny and promotes the show a lot. Plus it is just a nice reward for his fans. Under all the complaints and stuff, we actually like him. Well, I do. But I love seeing him interact with us.

It really knocks away the pampered king of the hamptons vibe he has been giving out.

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null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

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Anyone that calls into a radio show is insane, a celebrity, a crook or disabled. Often more than one.

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