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“You know, of course the media isn’t talking about how influential I was in Eddie’s career ...”
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Due to the many wise and thoughtful insights that Benjamin Bronk has expressed over the years, I'm going to have to carefully consider his analysis of the presidential election.
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Barreft posted:It's hard being rich And what do you do for a living, sir?
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Two Kings posted:Can the Sirius studios play pieces of vinyl? https://www.siriusxm.com/channels/classic-vinyl “Now, these aren’t necessarily the *best* classic rock songs from the 60s and 70s, but they’re the ones that sound best on vinyl ...”
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barnold posted:it's a scientific fact that guys with really big dicks have less blood flow to the brain because it all gets stuck in that massive hog. at least I'm pretty sure that's a fact Can confirm! (Please don’t dox me; those of us who suffer from the condition that is properly known as “megaphallus” just want to be left alone to live our lives in peace.)
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Howard 100 is having a Sal- and Richard-hosted Phoney Phonecall compilation all weekend, and it is of course awesome.
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The best part of this “A-List Week” was Howard hurriedly sidestepping discussing his own porn preferences when talking with Billie Eilish about her negative views on porn. It would have been amazingly ballsy if he had admitted that he likes babysitter and stepdaughter porn, but instead he deflected with “Uh, I just watched a girl-on-girl massage video …”
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Bonzo posted:I am not a prude by any means but a 67 year-old-man watching porn with actresses younger than his own daughters just seems creepy. I’m pretty sure that means that Howard should only be allowed to watch Blue Iris porn now
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Lifespan posted:"NASCAR! Yessir!" emote equiped "This ain't Hot Rod Magazine, pal!" There would be so many great clips for a JD character, too.
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RILEY. WHAT. DID. THE. DOCTOR. TELL. YOU.
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haljordan posted:I'm not a big Dylan fan but it's funny because usually people describe his concerts as either the best one they've ever been to OR the shittiest night of their life lol. No middle ground. I can confirm this. I’ve seen Dylan twice — the first time, it was the most baffling and unintelligible thing I’d ever heard. The second time, it was the best show I’d ever seen. Might have something to do with alcohol intake, or lack thereof, before the show, but it basically comes down to whether he feels like enunciating.
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Two Kings posted:I’ll miss them too. Back then it was about the wrestling. Hillbilly Jim, he was a man of the people.
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Grant DaNasty posted:Gilbert's coffin is so Gilbert. I hope that, inside that extremely inexpensive pine box, they arranged around his body an assortment of hotel soaps, muffins, and other free poo poo that he glommed from buffets, etc. Like a Viking king of old.
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I’ll gently caress you like a wild naminal it is.
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I’m actually looking forward to hearing Howard‘s expected Monday-morning rant about the SCOTUS decision. Hating pro-lifers is one of the few things that can still inspire a passionate response in him. (The only other one I can think of at the moment is hating critics of Israel.)
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Ambassadorofsodomy posted:Rabbi Gottfried is for abortion not just for the unborn child but for the born child as well. When I look at this picture, I can hear him singing in “Hebrew”
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Sand Monster posted:Officially? Yes. Actually appearing on air? Barely. The show (Howard, presumably?) has decided that on-air "talent" ( When I’m scrolling past on Sirius in my car, and Sal or Richard are on, I’ll always stop to listen for a bit. Bits about Richard’s parenting and Sal’s “spirituality” still make me laugh.
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) like Chris Wilding and Jonathan Blitt better represent the evolved, modern show.
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I want a caramel macchiato!
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On a different topic, is anyone else unable to see news reports about Trump’s request for a “Special Master” without hearing “Brutal Master” in their heads? I swear, this show has ruined me …
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POCKET CHOMP posted:I thought Brutal Master was the name Will the Farter used while doing gay webcam stuff. Correct -- and then Stern riffed on the weirdness of men paying Will to verbally abuse them, and Sal & Richard chopped up said riffing and used it for one of their "Jack & Rod Show" segments: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jwLdg3YhRE Chicken Butt fucked around with this message at 02:55 on Sep 2, 2022 |
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Sand Monster posted:Does anyone still listen? Today was the first day back after the summer off. Anything interesting or was it "I'm so exhausted, Robin, how long until the contract is over?" and recaps of whatever stupid TV shows he watches? I listened — it was mostly about Ben. Howard detailed his last days at a hospice, and his small funeral. I don’t know what a non-Howard-fan would have made of all of this, but I found it quite sad and occasionally wrenching. Howard is acutely aware of how his father’s coldness and harshness have exacted a terrible emotional price on him. Most tragicomic moment: Howard describing visiting his mom to tell her about the funeral (which she didn’t attend), and he overhears her impatiently asking her health aide, “When is Howard going to leave?”
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Wait, is Ray not all there? I haven't kept up with the show at all. She has health issues and chronic pain, hence the health aide. But she‘s still mentally sound, apparently.
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Lifespan posted:I would actually listen to that episode, sounds interesting. His mom trying to ditch him is loving hilarious because he seems to have a ton of those stories. Why didn't his mother go to the funeral? Presumably because of her health issues, she just doesn’t want to go anywhere. Howard’s daughters had to almost literally drag her to see Ben at the hospice — on the advice of a hospice worker who suggested that Ben (though apparently unconscious at that point) might be “hanging on”, and unnecessarily suffering, waiting to see her one last time. And sure enough, he finally gave up the ghost just a few hours after she visited. … in reference to Rae wanting Howard to leave when he visited her after the funeral, Howard glumly noted, “That’s the way it is in our family — we can’t wait to get away from each other.”
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Grant DaNasty posted:They’ll be sharing an apartment with a noseless Artie Lange. I would pay for whatever service streams this wacky reality show. Season 1, Episode 4: Henry calls a friend at the Pentagon, attempts to call in an airstrike on Eric: [mumbled baritone] He smells strongly of uhhhhhh … human feces and dried sweat .. the situation is uhhhh *untenable* and a decisive resolution is called for… Chicken Butt fucked around with this message at 03:15 on Sep 22, 2022 |
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Shout out to the great, uhhhhhhh, Willie Fistagash
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... and, uhhh, the great ... Hugh ... JaSOL. Shoutout to Hugh Jassol!
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euphronius posted:Wendy has to be dead by now . Speaking of jimble Kimble No, quite recently she was living in a van in a Cracker Barrel parking lot with her crazy QAnon mom and making GBS threads in a portable toilet.
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Astro7x posted:Fox News ripped into Howard this weekend Ironically, in Hell, "Gutfeld!" and "Bachelor in Paradise" are the only TV shows.
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I’d never watched Gutfeld! before, and now that I have, all I can say is, Jesus what a Backpfeifengesicht that dude has.
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Shes Not Impressed posted:Sour shoes got hit in the head with baseball and then went through a windshield in an accident I think. I assume these were separate incidents, because if not  Also it’s quite remarkable that the implication is that he was a totally normal dude until the brain injury (injuries?) somehow transformed him into Sour Shoes … rather helpless and infantile, but also seemingly very happy and creative, and bringing joy to millions. It’s like a really hosed-up superhero origin story. Chicken Butt fucked around with this message at 21:02 on Oct 16, 2022 |
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Sand Monster posted:"Bruce, do you remember this one?" “You ever get any mud on the helmet?” “Fully shaved?”
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The only time I’ve ever truly despised Howard is when he decided to berate and mock Richard for snagging a gig as an extra in “Guardians of the Galaxy 2”. What could possibly be cooler than appearing as a loving *space pirate* in a Marvel movie? I mean, I know Howard has major issues with enjoying life, but don’t make someone else feel bad for doing something so fun.
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Bonzo posted:Richard has actually matured a bit as well. Remember he used to pour a glass of wine for the porn star he was about to jack off to because it "felt more romantic". Whenever someone mentions a Stern staff tidbit like this, I always wonder: does the Stern show attract deranged sex weirdos … or are they actually a reasonable cross section of American males, and it’s only because they’re following Stern’s lead on radical honesty about normally-taboo areas of their lives that we know about their deviancies? In other words: as I walk down the street, collaborate with coworkers, hang out with friends, attend family gatherings— am I actually unknowingly surrounded by Sals, JDs, Richards, Ronnies, etc.? And should I perhaps just never leave my house again?
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Evil Agita posted:Just dropping by to remind everyone Sal was part of a gang rape, but the boys families probably all strong-armed her into dropping charges. Say what now
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