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chiz
Sep 28, 2002

heavy liquid posted:

Looks like it's official that there are no plans to fill the Artie chair.



what the gently caress

How much did we enjoy the last year without him (or at least anyone, I mean) guys, huh? And now five more.

Posting an epic Artie clip (the one with Courtney Love)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YngV4xV-JV8


edit : "bumble and bumble"

chiz fucked around with this message at 21:56 on Jan 19, 2011

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chiz
Sep 28, 2002

Wasco Jr. posted:

Scott Depace would vote for Sarah Palin...

Actually he's said that he wouldn't, in the past.


Or did he say he would on todays show? I didnt catch it.

chiz
Sep 28, 2002

TASTE THE PAIN!! posted:

He said he'd vote for Palin over Obama, though he doesn't want her to run.

I enjoyed today's show, psych test and all. We even got a little Artie update, he called Howard around his birthday and it sounds like he's doing much better. I love to complain as much as everybody else, but I'm just going to savor any bit of joy I get from the show for the next 5 years, don't know what I'll fill the gap with after that.

Oh ok


yeah I'll and I bet the rest of us here will do the same. We can't stop listening anyway. And yes, complaining.

chiz
Sep 28, 2002

Moniker posted:

Lol. I'm curious as to how they'll spin this.

it either wont be brought up at all or Howard will say that Piers doesn't know what he's doing like he did right after the interview.

snore

chiz
Sep 28, 2002

Squashy Nipples posted:

Hearing those clips of Robin in the hall after the psych test segment was loving GOLD. The intensity of her denial is scary.

whoa, are there any clips up on youtube? I missed it !

chiz
Sep 28, 2002

-Atom- posted:

On a YouTube video he was asking people to give him Fandango and movie passes so he could review movies.

He's a shifty little fucker.

Jesus, from scoring hookers offa Howard to begging for free movie tickets of the internet.

I'm surprised it's taken so long but (as loving stupid as he is) shouldn't Eric have brokered something with Dennis Hoff (wait......gotta vomit)

....to get some more free pussy from the Bunny Ranch by going on Howard?

Jesus, if I were that little gently caress I would be brainstorming scenarios for such a thing.

Oh btw, does anyone have any pics of his caretaker "Jan"? That one guy Jerry who called in a few years ago saying that Eric disrupted the school by having handicapped ramps installed - he said that Eric had this big moron friend who carted him around, I'm curious about him.

chiz
Sep 28, 2002

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

This is why I think Eric the Midget isn't as cunning as we give him credit for.

I really don't think that anyone of us give him credit for cunning at all.

He isn't.

He found out that Howard would give him things based on his disability and his balls. Like a little mouse in a trap, or an ant, Howard picked him up, gazed and wondered upon this feisty little fellow. Eric didnt even see that he could prey upon that, only that if he got on the show and spouted off, he could get free things.

Eric doesnt get it or the show. He doesn't get that the joke is that HE'S the joke. As Howard would say "nobody's looking for him"

If Eric had any brains or cunning he would know this. He's just got this personality defect of taking himself way too seriously, his brain is as crippled as his loving fingers

He doesn't understand that with all his shows and appearances and whatnot, that people were laughing at him.

Sad stupid retarded gently caress and has nothing to do all day


and I love him

chiz fucked around with this message at 22:29 on Jan 20, 2011

chiz
Sep 28, 2002

I Am a Keg. posted:

Also he's really mad at the internet and is threatening to sue :ohdear:

poo poo, why didn't I think of that!!?

wheel-chair millionaire :cool:

YOU'RE JEALOUS

JEALOUS

chiz
Sep 28, 2002
Artie isn't coming back guys, I'm surprised to hear you think that. I'd love it more than anything but I really feel like he isn't

As far as Howard keeping his chair empty, I don't think it's out of respect for Artie. Howard in his older age is just being lazy, also Sirius is saving money....I don't think anyone is going to be in that chair for the next five years.

Dave Attell would be fantastic in that chair but I for some reason don't see it happening.

Someone has to get in it though and the fans should start calling in and demanding it.

chiz
Sep 28, 2002
Agreed Axe


Hey so anyone know where I can get some quick MP3's for my ipod touch's alarm?

I'm looking for Dominic's "A!aaaaaaauuuggugugugug!" and High Pitch Eric's "waq waq waq"

anyone?

chiz
Sep 28, 2002

Mr Lance Murdock posted:

I honestly think one of the goals that is hopefully helping Artie's recovery is his desire to get back on the show. He clearly cant do the road anymore and its going to be hard for movies and tv to take a chance on him.
Look, he has 5 years to do it. Not saying its going to happen this year or the next, but if Artie gets healthy both physically and mentally then he will be back in that chair.

He's not going to though.

Think about it.

He's going to have to field phone calls from listeners, inquisitions from guests, references, etc dealing with that whole episode of his life. It ruined him for the show and I mean sure, all of us would just not give a gently caress and just love it if he came back and restored his former glory but all I am saying is that I can understand why he wouldn't want to come back on the show.

He can't. I love him and I hate it but Artie isn't coming back.

chiz
Sep 28, 2002
I can't believe Eric's dead, this is awful.

I am literally crying in my chair as I type this

chiz
Sep 28, 2002

heavy liquid posted:

It's been incredibly boring and forgettable since the new year. For me, at least.

The only thing I can remember as something interesting that happened this month was the personality test.

Yeah the personality test was good, but that guy Ox that called in and was talking to Lisa G about how he needed to stick his finger in her holes and gently caress her in the rear end had me crying, it was hilarious. That guy was awesome.

gently caress yes, here it is guys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtuSDj3ng1I

chiz
Sep 28, 2002

Crotch Bat posted:

Holy poo poo I'm crying over here. If Artie was still there he'd have died laughing.

heh, nice.

Yeah I've wondered over the past year if Artie himself listens to the show now.

chiz
Sep 28, 2002

Crotch Bat posted:

Listening to some ETM stuff from last year and I hear this:

"Richard, stop dieting, you look terrible." - Robin Ophelia Quivers

yeah well a nice big gunt is the sign of true health.

I was JUST about to say that

JUST ABOUT TO

chiz
Sep 28, 2002

scapulataf posted:

This reminded me of something from a few years ago. THey played a clip of Imus, who had some guy on his show call up, doing an "I is be black" routine, talking about how he banged Beth O, trashing her and so on. Howard and Beth were upset, rightfully so I guess. But Howard got SO pissed off "they were implying that she has sex with BLACK MEN" A WHITE WOMAN HAVING INTERRACIAL SEX WITH A BLACK MAN. Insert sal apology joke here. And then he has a porn star in the sutdio, "you ever do scenes with black guys?. Yes? Really"!!
THen a regular girl who happens to be a guest, "You've had sex with black guys? WOW, you're so wild"!!

Black men, people, BLACK MEN.


is there any audio of this? sounds good actually

chiz
Sep 28, 2002

kylej posted:

You know, that fat bastard is right. He would be good looking if he weren't so tubby.

aaahhhh gawt preeeety iessse

nothing better than Fred's "Benjy"

chiz
Sep 28, 2002

Indolent Bastard posted:



I think Howard's racism is more insidious because it is derived from his inadequacy over his dick and therefore he fears hugely endowed BLACK MEN and their ability to steal white women because every girl just wants a massive dick up in them and would leave Howard the second they got a hard loving from a black dick.

Yeah, well, he also got the poo poo beaten out of him by them, he was the only white guy in an all black neighborhood and was constantly harassed.

chiz fucked around with this message at 21:00 on Jan 28, 2011

chiz
Sep 28, 2002

Bonzo posted:

There have never been any black terminators so we should be ok.

"geef me your white wimmin eef you want to leef"

chiz
Sep 28, 2002

Indolent Bastard posted:

Really? This is the first I'm hearing of that. Where did you hear about him getting beat up?

From Howard Stern on the Howard Stern Show.

chiz
Sep 28, 2002

picosecond posted:

I don't think he's a racist either, at least not in the strict sense of the word (seeing certain other ethnic/social groups as being inferior, or so fundamentally different that they can't be related to). I just think he's a product of his times. As a guy who's pushing 60, he's got an outlook that people born in later decades can't really process, because it's rooted in ideas on race & society that most of us consider outdated now. Hence the apparent preoccupation with white dudes banging black chicks -- he probably doesn't hate black dudes, or white chicks who bang black dudes, but he was raised at a time when that was a big no-no and I imagine some of that attitude is still in him somewhere.

Does it make more sense if I say it that way?

I gotta say, pico, your avatar could pass for a young John Hein.

Also, I have to disagree with something. Howard wasn't imbued with the fifties view of black people. His mother was very liberal as he's said time and time again on the show. She liked black people and tried to teach Howard to " not be afraid of black skin"

He just told a story last week about his mother's black friends one of whom had an accounting firm.

Do you guys listen to the show?

chiz
Sep 28, 2002

AxeManiac posted:

Seems more like his mom wasn't genuine about that, it was like a "thing" for her. Like how vegans run around telling people about how vegan their diet is.

Could be, I mean I don't know. I guess Ray Stern's motivations are completely up to speculation.

One thing is for certain though, apart from the racial thing, that woman destroyed him. She's the reason he's in therapy and the undeniable pinpoint source for ALL of his neuroses.

chiz
Sep 28, 2002

Vakal posted:

Because Fred gets paid to work his board.

Howard is the one scrambling to find poo poo to complain about in order to fill his time quota before he can go home.

That makes me think. Is Howard satisfied, really, with the product he's been putting out over the past year?

I think I actually laugh out loud like once or twice per show each day and I listen to the whole thing.

The last thing to make me laugh was when that guy Ox called in and asked about Lisa Shitsatwork-boig, and Sal and Richard's Lt. Governer call.

Sal and Richard are almost nonexistant on the show anymore and the show is suffering in a huge way comedically. So my question is does Howard think he's putting out a good product? It can't be, he can't think that and at this point I dont think he gives a gently caress anymore. The resigning was just to squeeze a few more bucks out of his legacy

chiz
Sep 28, 2002

DangerDummy! posted:

Diluting yourself would indeed be an impressive feat, though I don't know how useful it would be.

you could do it in a fifty gallon drum with some hydrochloric acid.

chiz
Sep 28, 2002

Streebs posted:

I have to agree, that Casey Jordan girl was entertaining

she's hot too, check out her Teen BFF scene with some other blonde chick. She's got small titties and a big fat pussy but man that scene is hot.

also it's Kacey, for anyone searching for her. :keke:

chiz
Sep 28, 2002

sedative posted:

Episode 9 of Vegucating Robin is online! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoHdIjxEK0k




edit:

Jesus Hell what the gently caress is going on with that womans head. I dont know if it's more hosed up on the inside or the outside.

chiz
Sep 28, 2002

MrMidnight posted:

Seriously, its really bad. I know we make fun of her and stuff but I bet she goes home everyday and cries about it.

Yeah I agree. And as much most of us can't stand her on the show, I feel bad for her.

Someone does need to call in and comment on it though, I'd like to see the reaction.

chiz
Sep 28, 2002

Millstone posted:

So nobody's going to talk about that diseased tent Robin is wearing in Vegunting Robin?

Have you seen the pictures posted of that scalp?

We're all still reeling.

chiz
Sep 28, 2002

Smeep posted:

Howard gets grossed out when someone he knows cooks food for him. He really is Howard Hughes at this point. The transition is complete.

ugh I know. Plus he's got that worthless, talentless barbie doll who will divorce him soon. She will.

chiz
Sep 28, 2002

Mr Hands Colon posted:

How often do you guys think that hecklers try to get on the air? I've only been listening since '06, and I can't really remember anyone successfully getting on (aside from maybe that one guy referring to Beth as Dierdre).

I'm just curious, considering how much poo poo everyone talks about the show here (and even moreso on SFN).

haha oh man what was that guy's name, Hank? ha he was funny as hell. More Hank and Hanzi and KOAB (I love him) and less loving human being Eric from Hoboken, and that worthless turd, Bobo. I hate even typing his name that guy, those guys, are completely worthless and add nothing.

chiz fucked around with this message at 03:24 on Feb 4, 2011

chiz
Sep 28, 2002
howard tweets

If there are 100,000 followers by cocktail hour I will get Beth drunk and take a picture of her in her thong.

fuuuuck, there are ninety thousand and it's four PM hope we get there, I wanna see this

chiz
Sep 28, 2002
aw come on guys, he saw that he didnt have the hundred thousand but still posted something, dont be hard on him.

Dont forget, he loves us as much as he does anyone.



Im not being sarcasstic, I really think it was sweet of him


:gay:

chiz
Sep 28, 2002
Robin thinks that she is a thousand times more important than she really is.

chiz
Sep 28, 2002
Anyone think that Howard is going to break down and fill the Artie chair?

He claims he doesn't need anyone in there but will Howard do it to take some of the comedic load off of himself OR is he too lazy to bother?

I mean it's five more years, he's got to be thinking something on the subject

chiz
Sep 28, 2002

pkd88 posted:

How do people not realize that wigger is a racist term.

If you are a fan of a team that I don't like, your team has the worst fans.

Red Sox fans are the best fans.

chiz
Sep 28, 2002

FogHelmut posted:

Upper-class Twit: "I read on the Internet that Howard Stern is a 'shock jock.' It says here that he threw bologna at a woman's buttocks. Is that true?"

Gary Dell?Abate: "Yeah, well what do you do for a living?"

ugh I can't stand Gary anymore with his effeminate (sp?) voice and just overall douchiness. I used to feel bad for him, but then I listened to the Wrap Up Show.

UGH x a million

chiz
Sep 28, 2002

sedative posted:

It's the season finale of Vegucating Robin :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogNSLAsPFMM&hd=1

God I wish Howard would pull clips and goof on this. He's so scared of her, what the gently caress?

edit; okay just got done watching this horseshit. Robin again interjecting and interrupting, that hideous scalp and she's loving fat again.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

chiz fucked around with this message at 20:15 on Feb 9, 2011

chiz
Sep 28, 2002

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

That's all I can see now. It's like she's playing a joke on people by scotchtaping random dreads to her scalp and waiting how long it takes before people call her out on it.

caller : "Yeah Howard I'd like to ask Robin about her hair"

Howard : "uh okay, well she has these dreads and a set of big beautiful t-"

Robin : "UAAAA HAHAHHAUUGH" "HAHA HAHA HAHA" "You don't know me" "Who are you....Uahahahahagugugahaha"


aaaaaand scene

chiz
Sep 28, 2002
Do you guys remember when Artie would be out sick and come back and then callers would call in and say "Thank god you're back Artie, the show is so much better with you"

I bet that's in the back of Howards mind in some small way and a part of the reason why he wont re-fill the chair

I remember feeling the same thing when Howard would announce that Artie wasn't going to be in on any given day. It was "ugghh."

I'd love to call in with that and to ask Howard what he thought of Vegucating Robin and that hair of hers.

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chiz
Sep 28, 2002
yeah you guys are being a little nutty thinking other people are writing his tweets. The guy has all sorts of loving time, and what do you think...he has a team of writers to belt out his tweets?

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