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AltronHGX posted:Also, Is the announcer at the beginning of this Duke Nukem? That's Paul "Voice of Success" Turner. He does bumper/promo stuff for a lot of TV and radio stations. Duke Nukem is Jon St. John.
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Beth broke her foot and went to the hospital. Gary wasn't upset by it so why should a listener? If Beth broke something before the Natasha Richardson funeral it would have been the same.
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I like the THUSSY. You like the poetry? Oh yeah! YOUR PUSSY! He likes the poetry. YEAAAAAAAH!
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Bonzo posted:If he was wearing a cowboy hat I wouldn't be able to tell the difference. Imus looks exponentially worse.
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Who would have guessed an alcoholic porn star who has had six abortions and hideous genitals would attempt suicide?
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Fred curses a ton too when he gets the chance to talk. I noticed it more on Ferrall when he could speak at length and it was a constant stream of expletives.
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Mr Lance Murdock posted:Ya that line really annoyed me this morning. PLUS, they have had him on the show in the last few months if I recall. He was on in April 09.
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chiz posted:He also claims to have never watched the Simpsons or Seinfeld. Seinfeld? Really? You had him on a couple times and your dad is a Seinfeld nut, and you haven't caught any of the reruns at least? Billy West was on the show for like five years and Howard never saw Ren and Stimpy. Or how many times has Howard promised to go see someone's act, like Colin Quinn's one man show, and NEVER followed through? I don't know why this is hard to believe for anyone who listens to the show. Howard would rather tivo The Bachelor and play chess than watch popular sitcoms.
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Don't forget when he was ragging on John the Stutterer for wanting to get paid for his Straight Talk show. "I thought I was doing him a favor. Who else is going to put him on the radio?" OK no one else would give him a show but that doesn't mean you should make him work pro bono. If you do a job you deserve to be compensated. Streebs posted:You don't really know how much his staff makes. Until recently JD was working 12+ hours a day, often sleeping in the office, and made so little he had to live in a crappy apartment in Queens or something with three other guys. Plus, whenever someone like Gary or Sal/Richard tried doing appearances and gigs on the side to make up for it, Howard complained that they weren't doing their job at the radio station properly because they must have been too "tired and distracted." You can't win.
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Streebs posted:Really other than John who has left for a better offer? Robin Radzinski. Scott Einziger. Or Isaac Mark who got a job creating original content for the internet and Howard spent a good half hour busting his balls about ever daring to leave.
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Mar 22, 2011 23:23
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They still left to have a better career elsewhere. Ant any rate they worked exclusively on Howard's television show and they worked in the same building, plus they used the same content they shot on his CBS syndicated show. I wonder if they got a cut of that deal? You can claim that Howard had nothing to do with their pay, but that goes back to his same old excuse that K-Rock/Sirius pays everyone and he doesn't know anything about it. The fact is he could if he wanted to, but he keeps everyone at arm's length while making $80 million a year and people like JD are having panic attacks from their workload.
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Mar 22, 2011 23:46
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Ugh, Sal was on HowardTV showing his junk to the burping girl. With that giant foreskin his genitals look like a wadded up gym sock. No wonder his wife never wants to have sex with him.
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Kelly posted:I am sure her rationale is that she needs one for each of her houses. Or something. She said she wanted one small laptop to "carry around" and one "as a backup." Seriously. Is she expecting it to break right away? I guess it's like how some people own two cell phones. I don't get it, but hey when you're 60 and still single and have way too much money...
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Howard, did you know it's impossible for a building to fall at the speed of gravity without demolition charges?? When I was in the Navy SEALS...
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OG KUSH BLUNTS posted:They should have Riley and Jesse Venutra do a show together. And John the Stutterer. John is the voice of reason except he can only get one word out every minute.
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pkd88 posted:I have never heard Howard declare that people with physical/mechanical problems don't need medical care. I suspect that this is a message board joke gone beyond the facts. Howard told David Wells (pitching for the Yankees at the time) that he didn't really need his back surgery and to read Sarno's book instead.
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pkd88 posted:Did he need back surgery? He got the surgery if that's what you're asking.
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Evil Agita posted:I think you guys are getting him mixed up with Dr. Keith Abalow. Is he also yuuuuge and harrible?
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I wonder how much of the Maria Menounos interview was actually Howard and David working out the sexual frustrations they have with their own boring wives using her as a proxy. What a waste of a hot chick. She won't even give her boyfriend a blow job? Is she in high school?  "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH!" I bet that guy thought he hit the lottery when he hooked up with her too.
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I like how part of the Grossest Week Ever is "win a date with Tabitha Stevens." I agree, she is pretty gross.
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Gary's first pitch is even worse than the PhillieBot: http://www.engadget.com/2011/04/20/upenns-philliebot-throws-out-first-pitch-skynet-calls-for-a-re/
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sedative posted:Year 4 is when Artie was getting high and the show started to slip. He was getting high in 2006. I guess he wasn't nodding off on the air like later on but he did call in sick. Hey Gar it's Art *cough*
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FogHelmut posted:Why was Gilbert spitting all over everything? When he was on last November it was Cupcake Wednesday and he took a bunch of cupcakes apart and spit inside them. Gilbert is hilariously juvenile but if I ate one of those cupcakes I would have to kill him. 
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I'm still cracking up over the Seth Rogen and Maria Menounos pothead call. "So you'd like to know what it does to your brain?" "gently caress IT MAN HAHAHAHA!"
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Apr 28, 2011 23:34
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If anything she would do the radio show in the morning and a talk show in the afternoon. I'm sure her contract is for the same time table as Howard and Fred since they all use Don Buchwald. Her TV show for Sony didn't pan out so she can't be that hasty to leave the radio show.
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flyingbuttbiter posted:She went and dropped 'acid' in Peru. It's pretty punk rock. That would be punk rock if she did it to expand her mind or just plain get high. Instead she did it as part of a self-congratulatory "look at how worldly I am" adventure in a third world country that she could put on TV. She had guys performing purification rituals where crushed-up candy was passed over her body. Then she swears up and down Ayahuasca isn't a drug because it comes from a plant  .She's a 34 and deludes herself into ridiculous new age magical thinking and rails against modern medicine despite being a nurse 30 years ago. There's nothing punk rock there. Former Human fucked around with this message at 20:28 on May 7, 2011 |
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One of the worst Benjy moments I can remember is when they were doing a drinking show in Vegas or something and Benjy stuck his finger down his throat to make himself puke. Everyone assumed it was from the alcohol but the E! camera clearly showed him doing it on purpose. He's so desperate for attention that it alternates between obnoxious and pathetic. If you have to make yourself throw up in public to get people to notice you it's time to seek therapy.
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The show's email was so right today when someone asked "if Robin leads such a clean life why does she need to detox?" Robin's answer was "it takes seven years to replace your cells!" This woman was a nurse and an officer in the Air Force.
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Did they ever explain on the show how Will's wife finally got pregnant? I remember Will saying his cancer treatment made him sterile and they might have to use someone else's sperm.
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A good indicator of how out of touch the show is would be the "who do you dislike more" game, where the celebrities being referenced were Omarosa and Kevin Federline. I doubt half the people interviewed would even remember who those idiots are.
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May 19, 2011 07:43
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Actually if Gilbert had tweeted that I would be laughing my rear end off.
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May 20, 2011 03:31
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Class action suits are always settled for dinky concessions on the part of the corporation. I almost signed onto a suit with Epson printers and when all was said and done a couple years later all Epson had to do was send customers a free ink cartridge. Whoopee.
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May 24, 2011 18:52
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Haha that's amazing. I hate Rush but it's hilarious listening to him get frustrated trying to decipher King's ridiculous logic. I wish he had asked Rush if his faucets are Moen or if his phone is 4G. "Yo Rush Michelle Obama got nice feet."
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AxeManiac posted:Didn't he pay somebody like $50,000 to put in a door? No, some contractor gave him number that as an estimate and Howard laughed him right off. He's out of touch but he's not retarded. He did the same thing to someone when they wanted six grand to install a TV in his eating area where the wires would be behind the wall instead of hanging all over.
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I hope Robin tweets something snarky about it!
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