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Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Artie was arrested and fired from Mad TV because of drugs so it's safe to say he would be a fuckup no matter where he worked.

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Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

John Cena was on the show Wednesday. He drove from his home in Tampa to be interviewed by Howard in Miami. John basically told Howard he wouldn't have done the interview if it were over Zoom, and that you need to be in the same room with someone to do a good interview. Of course Howard didn't have much of a response. He kind of stammered and said "well thanks for doing the show."

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

110 minutes

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

In other show news, Richard Christy is nearly 50 years old and recently started eating his boogers. If you thought he couldn't get grosser, he finds a way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2w-VgppiTc

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

She looks like she has reverse vitiligo.

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

F Penelope Chiusano

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Uhhhh Hugh Jasshoooooooole

and things of that nature

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Fred has such a weird career outside of the show, like doing bit parts in Cruel Intentions and Law & Order SVU.

He was once hired to be a writer on a series that was the dumbest premise I've ever heard. It was a scripted show with wacky characters feuding with each other in the style of WWE, except they were monster truck drivers. I guess they would yell and threaten each other and then get in their trucks and run something over? Needless to say the show wasn't picked up.

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Zero point zero chance Howard acknowledges it.

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

1glitch0 posted:

One thing the internet and especially twitter proved was that average randos can come up with equal or better topical jokes than the professionals who work on the late night shows and other places.

This is a pretty good article from Conan about the guy who sued over similar joke tweets:

https://variety.com/2019/biz/news/conan-obrien-jokes-lawsuit-alex-kaseberg-settlement-1203210214/

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001



I think the funniest random sound drop is OJ saying "I'd like to have two more."

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

I remember Ralph saying Natalie Portman wasn't good looking, and this was probably twenty years ago when she would have been 22 years old and particularly gorgeous.

I don't think Ralph was gay, but he enjoyed being a heel and saying dumb hot takes like that to get attention.

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Recently one of the writers on the show, Sam, said she's going to eat her placenta after having her next baby. Robin immediately got on board about how that's so important and natural and blah blah. When Howard asked what it's supposed to accomplish, neither Sam nor Robin could give an explanation, just vague crap about how western medicine doesn't know everything and some cultures have been eating placentas since ancient times so that makes it legitimate.

Robin used to be a nurse so it's extra dumb when she spouts off about placenta eating and coffee enemas and magnets.

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Remember the porn star they interviewed who said she wouldn't do scenes with black guys but she would consider having sex with a dog and Artie couldn't stop laughing? That randomly popped into my head today.

DeadBonesBrook posted:

Did Biden say whether he finds me, Ed Torian, attractive?

Get Ed to hook up Biden and ask the real questions, like did he give Antony Blinken a Dutch Oven on Air Force One?

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

The black is the better ath-a-lete

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Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Robin has an article about her on the Department of Defense website.

https://www.defense.gov/News/Feature-Stories/Story/Article/2815018/radio-personality-robin-quivers-is-also-air-force-veteran/

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