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Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

Frell posted:

...and goblins and ghoulies and spiders and Mexicans and... http://www.reelzchannel.com/movie-news/8548/zombie-santa-and-richard-christys-holiday-horror-fest

On that note... does anyone have the prank call you are referencing?

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Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

Former Human posted:

King of All Blacks is the creepiest bastard. His story today about saving his wife's sweaty socks and keeping them in a plastic bag so they won't lose the scent... nauseating.

KoAB is funny for the first few minutes of his calls into the show but really the best thing about KoAB is Artie's impression of him :(

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

Chimneyfish posted:

Wow, Tim's niece might have been the hottest chick they've ever had in the studio. Poor JD must be a wreck having to work around her every day.

Can you post a picture of her?

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP
Does anyone know what time they are going to reveal the psychological exam results?

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

TheLakers posted:

Howard's sounding nervous as gently caress talking about Charlie Sheen's drug problems interfering with his work.

I thought that was pretty interesting. During the news Robin brought up the subject of how CBS was handling the Charlie Sheen situation. Basically they ignored his problems and Robin asked if they should have done something. Howard instantly made the connection that this was the same type of situation as he went through with Artie and took the viewpoint that CBS was right to ignore it and couldn't do anything to help; basically clearing himself of any responsibility with Artie. I give Robin credit though, she stuck to the topic and kind of put Howard on the spot and got him to backtrack and say that yes maybe it was CBS's responsibility to do something. He sounded very very uncomfortable, think he feels guilty about what went down with Artie?

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

mcmagic posted:

Usually I hate when they have porn chicks on but today was awesome.

I have to agree, that Casey Jordan girl was entertaining

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

kylej posted:

I see Sal and Richard finally found someone to buy all their old Jewish gold teeth collected during the holocaust.

Now if only they could find someone to take Marlon Brando's used urine cup off their hands.

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP
Wow I feel bad for Robin, her hair is a mess

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

therapy posted:

At this point she should shave her head and be one of those fashionable confident black women who run around bald.

She would probably look pretty good with the shaved head look

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP
So why is she losing her hair anyways? Is it more common than I think? Or could it be due to her terrible diet?

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP
I don't think Howard dropped any bombs but he killed it. He basically took over the show for the first segment and didn't really let Dave ask him any questions.

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP
I thought this was kind of a funny tweet by Howard,

@JohnStamos John...I have no idea how to work twitter...help. I'm feeling very out of it.

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

liz con queso posted:

Man, you people are difficult to impress. It's not like I'm in side-splitting laughter the entire time I'm listening to the show, but it definitely makes me smile and brings my mood up every time I get in the car. I am super grateful he extended the contract another 5 years, because I was sorta/kinda getting into panic mode thinking about having no Howard in the morning.

Also, I don't have any issues with Jon Hein at all. Benjy is the one that gives me douche chills like nothing else on this goddamned Earth.

It's kind of a requirement for Howard Stern fans to complain about the show. It's just the type of attitude the show brings out in it's fans. Howard complains about everything, isn't it natural for us to complain about him?

I still enjoy the show like you, I don't know what I'd do without him on the radio.

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

musclecoder posted:

Fergie's whole rear end in a top hat is hanging out of her skirt during the halftime show. The 3 black guys just got done loving her too.

I was waiting for Howard to post something on twitter about fergie's rear end in a top hat and was very disappointed.

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

USMC_Karl posted:

Wasn't Artie a huge loving psycho about the Yankees? Constantly bagging on every other team/person on staff about how many rings the Yankees have and constantly referring to the Yankees as "we" like the fat rear end loser somehow contributed? I'd say that Artie was the biggest sports psycho on staff. Also, didn't Artie suck at sports? I know he talked a huge game, but the guy was a huge whale of a man and there is a youtube clip of him out there making a jerk of himself playing softball or something. It doesn't matter if you played sports when you were 12 and were really good at them, if you weigh 300+ pounds (of fat, not muscle) you shouldn't be acting like you are an amazing athlete.

Did you see that dude last page that quoted me and said Yankee fans are the worst? Well Artie epitomizes the terrible Yankee fan stereotype. Also despite watching baseball for his entire life, and holding season tickets, he doesn't know the game that well.

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

Shes Not Impressed posted:

It's a piece of poo poo. It's an XLR.

It's a piece of poo poo go look at the Dodge Challenger!

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

USMC_Karl posted:

Didn't mean to single you out or anything, so sorry if it came off that way. I just wanted to vent that cause it always pissed me off when Artie would challenge someone to basketball/running/anything active at all, only to have everyone on staff chime in in support of great superstar Artie. I'm pretty sure any normal person could beat the hell out of Artie, in any sport, without breaking a sweat.

No, I agree, Artie used to act like he was captain of the football team and it was absurd. He is also a terrible sports fan; for me it was worse listening to him talk about the Yankees than it is listening to Howard or Robin talk about sports.

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP
Jim Bruer is awesome and hilarious :colbert:

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

Indolent Bastard posted:

Do you live in some parallel but opposite universe that is only linked to our world via Something Awful? Bruer is occasionally tolerable on the show but absolutely unlistenable on his own show.

I don't listen to Bruer's show so I only really know him from Half Baked, a few SNL skits and Howard Stern.

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP
I really don't care if Howard going on Twitter is a PR ploy, I enjoy it either way.

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

Vakal posted:

Also, while searching for those pics, I found this one:



That picture is awesome - Jon Hein looking like a serial killer, baba booey showing off his enormous chompers.

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

Mr Hands Colon posted:

Jesus. The motherfucker is rich beyond his wildest dreams and he still wants more money? Meanwhile, his staff makes poo poo money and they all live in a really expensive part of the country (and work far more hours than he does).

You don't really know how much his staff makes. And if Sirius is violating his contract he's well within his rights to take them to court.

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

burmart posted:

Well, good, I just wanted to make sure I heard bullshit at some point recently.

But, really, this shouldn't surprise anyone. Stern's a huge hypocrite.

Unless he says that this lawsuit is nothing personal against Sirius I don't see how he's a hypocrite in this case.

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP
I don't see why it's so obvious that Howard's staff is being paid so little. Why would they stay at that job if they got paid poo poo? Really other than John who has left for a better offer?

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

Kelly posted:

It doesn't make sense to me as a fan. Truthfully, I don't care what he gets paid - I would just like to see five days of original Howard-centric programming.

I think all fans would like that but from what Howard has said since he signed his new contract - it was either reduce his hours or quit altogether. I'd rather have 3 days of original shows rather than none.

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

OG KUSH BLUNTS posted:

"Your pitch hit the dirt faster than your fuckin brother". Yucko shut gary down hard.

That's hosed up. I know it's Yucko's schtick but that's brutal and not very funny

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

ChubbyEmoBabe posted:

Was this something said ironically or something because if you (someone) feel that way you(they) probably shouldn't listen to the show.

It was not said ironically. I (me) like the show but Yucko(the clown) is an unfunny douche(bag).

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

ChubbyEmoBabe posted:

Hmm, well I don't think he is all that funny either but that quote was par for the course for the where people will go for a burn.

Ya know...like your father molesting you or horrible tales of your fathers lengthy demise in a hospital being game.

Did Yucko joke about that too or are you implying my father molested me?

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

ChubbyEmoBabe posted:

Everybody on the show has joked about robins being molested, arties dad, etc, etc non-stop, for years.

Anyway I'm not going to debate what you think is and isn't funny, I just thought finding that to be brutal and mean was odd considering the show we are discussing.

Carry on.

^^ If memory serves richard and maybe someone else did too. Richard did a song about fingering his dad rear end. I never said those jokes are great or anything just that they are pretty common.

Oh duh of course, I forgot about that, my mistake. I don't know why I find that specific joke about Gary's brother worse than the Robin's dad jokes. Probably because I like Gary and think Robin is useless?

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

i am not so sure posted:

How was Norm MacDonald today?

I only heard about 5 minutes but he was really funny in those 5 minutes.

The pet woman and rear end napkin ed... holy gently caress.

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

Millstone posted:

No it's a hard G. And both pronunciations are actually valid. I definitely use the "gee-ou-teen" version.


Jesus gently caress did she have carpal tunnel surgery? And what's with those nails, vegan malnourishment much?

Excuse me while I burn my computer.

That scar is from when she had surgery to repair the broken wrist

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

pkd88 posted:

Wells ended up having diabetes and knee problems as I recall. He was a mental disaster too.

I don't remember all the details of what Howard says and if I heard it, I probably just took it as a joke.

Perhaps I am wrong!

Wells definitely had back problems, he had to leave the 2003 world series game 5 because of back spasms. The series was tied 2-2, Florida ended up winning game 5 and 6. I know nobody here cares but it still bothers me that he left that game after 1 inning. Maybe it was a product of stress or whatever but I doubt it, David Wells was (is) a fat gently caress.

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

dyn posted:



Why does Gary have to ruin everything beautiful in the world?

Holy poo poo after seeing this picture a dozen times I finally just noticed Gary and his enormous chompers coming in through the door in the back

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP
Who comes up with these off-week ideas? Grossest week ever? Best of the early years? Both have been awful. I don't want to listen to some dude vomiting all week. Just play a bunch of best of shows

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

Joe Don Baker posted:

Yesterday they played a segment where High Pitch Eric wore nothing but some Fruit Rollups stuck to his privates and rear end. It was pretty funny.

I didn't hear that one but I heard the segment yesterday where they call all the mothers and ask them about their sex lives, that was pretty funny I must admit. But the segment after that was some dude that was trying to push a piece of popcorn through his nose into his eye or some poo poo. Then today when I got in my car literally the first thing I hear is a dude vomiting. Obviously you get this stuff on the Stern show but it's only funny in moderation in my opinion.

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

Vakal posted:

Today had an interesting segment though. Some "doctor" called in trying to sell pills to eliminate the excess poo poo in the intestines.

When Howard asked him what he recommended a person should eat, the guy said no meat and lots of raw vegetables. Plus drinking juice and green drinks.

Robin laughed at him, pointed out how terrible tasting green drinks would be, and called him dumb for not enjoying food.

Haha that's amazing. I admit, I didn't really give any of the segments a chance after hearing a few I didn't like.

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

Crotch Bat posted:

Just randomly found a thing of Artie I hadn't heard in forever. It was a few years back and Savannah(porn star) and Bob Levy and Beetlejuice were all in the studio at once and the story came up that she blew Levy and basically led Artie on into thinking he was getting some but that didn't happen. This in turn brought about Artie doing his Iron Shiek impersonation in such a ridiculously passive aggressive fashion and interrupting her anytime she spoke and calling her a cheap whore for like 5-6 minutes. She handled it well but you could tell she wasn't happy by the end. The worst part was I think she expected Levy to be on her side but he was dying of laughter the whole time(even when Artie took shots at him).

Point being, I miss Artie. :(

Is this on youtube? Sounds hilarious

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP
Holy gently caress this might be the most insane thing Robin has ever done. She gets cookies and candy rubbed all over her body then takes drugs that make her hallucinate, piss, poo poo and puke? Wow

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP
Haha I love Ronnie in the background of that picture. He looks like he's about to murder Gilbert

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Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

AxeManiac posted:

Cloud 10, dude.

whatever duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

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