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Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

Shes Not Impressed posted:

Howard or Fred blasting Robin's music whenever she gets on the soapbox about food and diets is loving great.

Every day before the news they play a Robin parody song then Robin starts talking and Fred interrupts her with the Guatemala music and now the new music (with the volume turned way up) and completely cuts her off. Every single day. I laugh my rear end off every time because it's such a dick move.

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Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

Ether Frenzy posted:

DePace is such a dipshit.

Howard absolutely killed it when he walked him into the "Do you believe in god?" trap.

121 IQ is apparently still pretty retarded because a 10 year old would have seen that one coming.

I have no idea how that guy has a 121 IQ. His politics don't even bother me that much, the problem is whenever he gets in an argument with someone he has no logical reason to think the way he does. His arguments are just insane. I have to imagine he's just trolling everyone, or the IQ test is bullshit.

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

Spacemonkey57 posted:

Now these are not necessarily my favorite songs, just the ones that would sound best on a desert island.

I read this in Howard's bababooey impersonation and it was funny :)

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

AxeManiac posted:

Mage is a pretty common word in books, movies and comics. Things Howard would be interested in. He used to read Thor comics as a kid. He should know this word. He is also a pop culture icon and radio host, he should at least be aware of things like "The Simpsons" and that silly cartoon that one guy does "Family Guy".

Howard just plays up this stuff funny sometimes, pretending he doesn't know anything, then confused when people don't get his Leslie West references. I mean, seriously, who in the entertainment world doesn't know about Family Guy?

He does it to people he doesn't like. For example, when he interviews Chris Russo he constantly mispronounces Russo's ex-partner Mike Francesa's name even after Russo corrects him numerous times. It's just a thing Howard does to discredit people he dislikes; like he can't be bothered to remember the guy's name because he's so insignificant.

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP
Maybe after this bout of depression Robin will realize that she needs to take a more conventional route to mental and physical health. Ayawaska, coffee enemas, detoxing, fasting, colonics and the rest of that bullshit doesn't work. Go to a loving therapist!

Who am I kidding, Robin is not going to change

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP
I feel like posting this just because it makes me laugh every drat time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4JXwwUP7Xo

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP
Wow not a single comment about the Brian Johnson interview yesterday? I thought it was really good

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

MrMidnight posted:

Hence why there was no comments.

Yeah I guess you're right. There's only so much you can say about a good interview as evidenced by my 1 line post saying "gee whiz guys that was a good interview" Yes, and?

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP
How do we know that it's a low paying job? In this thread it seems like everyone just assumes the people who work on the Stern show get paid poo poo. Yeah JD has a small apartment but it's loving expensive to live in NYC. Plus we already know he blows his money on cam websites and strippers

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

scapulataf posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWqONs0RSvc

Rabbi Gottfried.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCoWrqu7Fnw

Rabbi Farrakhan (listen to this one after Rabbi Gottfried)

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

Ether Frenzy posted:

Ugh, is anyone actually listening to Intern Week?



Seriously, aside from Stuttering John, has any intern ever provided more than 30 minutes of entertainment?

Gange, Benjy, Brandano and Jason were all interns at one point. It's hard to say whether or not they have entertained anyone.

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

Former Human posted:

Robin thinks Gunsmoke and The Simpsons aired at the same time and the plot of Raiders of the Lost Ark was real.

Oh man that was so loving funny, Robin seriously believes that the nazis went on a quest to find the ark of the convenant and/or the holy grail. I heard her say that and I thought to myself "Wait... Robin thinks the plot of Indiana Jones is real?"

Streebs fucked around with this message at 07:34 on Jun 7, 2011

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

burmart posted:

GARY loving KNOCKING IT OUT OF THE PARK!

SANDRA BERNHARD!

And The Situation's father calling in! He wants his son to give him money, fascinating stuff

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

Shes Not Impressed posted:

I'm out of the loop these past two days:


Is this referring to a possible interview?

Yes, Gary scheduled an interview with Lady Gaga but she's cancelled several times already. Howard told Gary that it's not going to happen but Gary still thinks she'll come in so they bet $500 on it. Currently she's scheduled to come in sometime in July.

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

A Intimate Rimjobs posted:

I was listening yesterday and during Steve Langford doing previews/news, he mentioned "Boner Time with Riley Martin"

What?

Riley tweeted a week or two ago that he woke up with morning wood

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

Vakal posted:

Oh Gary... :allears:



Haha jesus that's funny. Gary licking his massive chompers... I can never get enough of Howard doing his Gary impression when they were on the plane together.

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP
I think I heard Howard say today that Paris Hilton and her mother were going to call in tomorrow. Could be pretty interesting, Howard has talked a ton of poo poo about her. If she actually does call in I hope Fred does the "that's huge" drop

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

ChaosMonkey posted:

"Jared put us in a rocket and sent us to Krypton to live under the tyrrany of the red sun."

This deserves a re-post http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTaaReCXjyo

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP
Benjy is such a goddamn funny troll

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

The Extrapolator posted:

Need Steve Langford to work on that all week.

I really enjoyed this week's shows, the guests weren't annoying and plenty of employee shenanigans. I love it when Howard talks about his friends in a rude way without naming names then starts doing an impression in Ralph's voice.

Haha I noticed the same thing. When he was talking about condoms he said a lot of guys make fun of him for using a condom then he does an impression in Ralph's voice. Hmm wonder who you're talking about?

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

Qaz Kwaz posted:

The Howard Stern porn parody is hilarious and actually well made. The guy playing Howard really looks and sounds like Howard, and it's got several great scenes, like Gary Dell?Abate licking Lisa G's rear end in a top hat. Thumbs up. It's also produced by Tabitha Stevens. I bet Stern hates that.

She called in this morning to talk about letting Jeff the Drunk gently caress her rear end again. I tuned in midway through the call so I'm not sure if they talked about the parody

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP
It was pretty funny this morning, Howard was blasting that Alex guy for removing the Jewish part of his last name when for YEARS Howard claimed he wasn't Jewish or just "half" Jewish.

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

Godinster posted:

No comedian on the show makes things a bit difficult. Benjy is the closest thing to comedic value on the show right now. I'd even take Jackie back at this point, that chair needs to be goddamn filled.

Unfortunately Howard has no reason to fill that chair. He likes the show the way it is and it's not like he's fighting for a new contract.

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

Two Kings posted:

Richard won the Get John's Job contest. Sal came in second but was hired later anyway due to the show being flush with extra cash after Jackie left. The Get John's Job saga is definitely worth listening to if you can find it. It went on for months and had some good moments. Funny to listen to now to see who eventually got hired and who is now persona non grata.

Here's some of Richard from the contest. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMG97Gfxb18

It's KC's sausage party, he'll kiss a guy if he wants to!
kiss a guy if wants to! kiss a guy if wants to!
you'd kiss a guy if you loved maaaan gooooooo!!

God I love Richard's KC songs

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP
Wow this is pretty amazing, it's so great to hear from Artie :unsmith:

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

chiz posted:

listening to the Eric the Midget clips where he blames Natalie Maines for those whores not loving him.

Good poo poo, here's the link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_nZnxT0kLg&NR=1

this is actually the second part, I'm listening to it now and feeling too lazy to link to the first.

Great Midget poo poo though.

I started listening there and I'm to the point where Eric says he's going to butt gently caress Natalie Maines if she doesn't apologize.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bH7S8jmpgSU

I've laughed more from these handful of clips than a week of the current show :(

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP
Stuttering John was a perfect fit on the Howard Stern show. Yes he was a complete rear end in a top hat but he had no qualms about stirring up poo poo which creates a ton of content for Howard.

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP
The Lady Gaga interview was a snooze fest. No wonder why she wears crazy outfits, she has to make up for a nothing personality.

However, she sang a song that was inspired by her grandfather dying and it was pretty great. She has fantastic music ability.

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

FogHelmut posted:

loving Hein.





Also, people who comment on Gaga's Facebook posts are really strange.

Hahaha I love that Jon Hein trolls every picture

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

Glumwheels posted:

I listened to Lady Gaga and I wasn't very impressed. Her performances were good but overall the interview was boring. I feel like you never know when she's telling the truth or if it's part of her schtick.

High Pitch Mike's "a bloo bloo bloo you're amazing and you've saved lives" and his comment that "she's the most important performer ever interviewed" made me roll my eyes so loving hard. What an idiot.

Lady Gaga is a pretty huge star but a better solo artist than Billy Joel or Paul McCartney? Please

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

Joe Don Baker posted:

Has she ever licked a guy's rear end in a top hat?

Are you wearing panties?

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

Sand Monster posted:

Wasn't there a "who's the biggest whore?" contest a few months ago? Ugh.

Apparently people thought it was dumb that the contest was all porn stars so they are doing another one with regular women.

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

Brocktoon posted:

Howard: "I don't even know how many Harry Potter movies there are."
Robin: "There's 5 of them, this is the fifth!"

Robin Quivers, Newswoman

Yeah that bothered me a lot more than it should have when I heard it.

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

an adult beverage posted:

I don't think it's funny when Robin is wrong, I think it's funny that she's so confident with her wrong answers. She has this proud self-assurance that she could never be wrong. A normal person who isn't sure on the answer to something would be like "hmm, I think there are five Harry Potter movies, but I don't know that for sure."

Which is exactly what Fred does, then he checks online to confirm what he said or give the correct information. Not a surprise that Fred comes off as being a real smart guy and Robin consistently sounds like a moron

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

Joe Don Baker posted:

Someone needs to email this to Robin:

http://thechart.blogs.cnn.com/2011/08/01/colon-cleansing-not-so-healthy-analysis-says/

Haha I came here to post the same thing.

I also felt obligated to look through the comments looking for a Robin reference and found,

"John Hein

Oh Robin Ophellia Quivers do not lead me astray. Cleanse my colon with your giant chocolate milkers. "

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

AxeManiac posted:

He masterfully worked in things like "Do you poo poo" and "When was the last time you banged" and regretfully didn't get in "Do you like anal" however.

Billy Joel interview was good because it was two friends, this was pandering to a larger audience, of which he spent some time making GBS threads on and her before she walked into the studio.

I forget, did he ask her if she's ever had sex with a girl or licked a guy's rear end in a top hat?

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

Millstone posted:




:stare:

Just assuming the role I guess.

loving awesome hahaha. As it zooms in I was looking at the guy on the right thinking "well i guess his ears look kind of weird". Then by the fourth picture there's Hine staring at the loving camera :lol:

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

djnkro posted:

Was listening to the aftermath of the Artie/Teddy fight. Insane that Benjy, and Ralph were right on about Artie being suicidal way back then.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=z0FHvcLX6-I

This is when he returns to the show after the fight: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKmawsKomkw

Artie says at one point "This show is the most important thing in my life, it's the only thing that's keeping me alive"

Wow, that was kind of a throwaway statement but turned out to be 100% true. After he hosed up badly enough to get fired he tried to kill himself.

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

sedative posted:

NEW YORK, NY SEPTEMBER 7: Artie Lange attends the FX & Sony Pictures Television Presents The "Rescue Me" Season 7 Finale Screening at the Zigfield Theatre on September 7, 2011 in New York City.

Grey hair, stained shirt, big belly. He looks great :unsmith:

Wow I thought he looked a lot thinner when I saw a picture of him a month or two ago.

Either way he looks a lot better in those pictures than he did towards the end of his run on the Stern show.

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Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP
Robin says Brad Pitt isn't a movie star. "he's a star but he's not a movie star!" :what:

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