Howard Stern Show Megathread: 5 More years of complaining

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Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

I can't wait to hear Robin tell Howard to avoid eating nuts like almonds or pistachios because of the fat.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2011 04:15

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 19:15

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

Got a hard out right now, boff. And yea, we're going dark next week.

:lol:

I totally forgot about him goofing on Gary for using TV terms.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2011 05:39

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

Reminder that Sal Governale is the greatest misogynist of our time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaShH-FSnlI

# ¿ Feb 4, 2011 03:33

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

"Phaser on stun my rear end, roast that mothafucka."

# ¿ Feb 4, 2011 05:27

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

quote:

A tic tac. #thingsItriedtostickinmydickhole

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# ¿ Feb 5, 2011 10:05

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

sedative posted:

I think he's hooked on twitter already

edit: he has 77,069 followers right now

Holy poo poo he's Bubba. :stare:

# ¿ Feb 5, 2011 20:19

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

Yea his first few tweets were bad but seems like he finally gets it. He's just the type of person who could do well on Twitter, too, if he keeps up with it. He just needs to think of it as his off-air mic and whenever he feels the need to say something weird or off the wall, use that.

# ¿ Feb 5, 2011 21:16

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

He did throw up some pics from a shoot that Beth did. She looks pretty ridiculous in them, especially for approaching 40.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2011 00:47

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

sedative posted:

no it's a joke

That's really hosed up of you to speak ill of the dead. He's gone, let him rest in peace.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2011 03:36

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

The entire staff sans Artie and Will are sports retarded in practically every facet from playing to general knowledge about said sport to fandom. Gary's that guy who tries to look like he knows about sports but the reality is he knows squat, is completely untalented at playing them and is probably just terrible to be around when a game is actually on.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2011 03:59

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

Unfortunately 3 children will be brutally beaten and raped because of this Steeler's loss.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2011 04:10

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

Kt88 posted:

Stern is loving great at Twitter:

"A talking facebook car? can't wait to hear a message from a girl who wouldn't bang me in high school as I crash into a wall."

Wow, he's better than I thought he'd be.

pkd88 posted:

To prevent this they should put Rothlesberger in one of those electric jackets and have the police follow him.

That's not who'd be doing it.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2011 04:27

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

Shes Not Impressed posted:

As much as Stern is not knowledgeable about sports, he nails the whole irrationality of it. I love the Steelers, but getting to the point where I border on psychopathic levels of fandom just doesn't appeal to me at 25 years old anymore, or ever has.

Hahaha don't ever go to a college football game then.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2011 05:38

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

Beet's on fire today.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2011 14:01

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

OG KUSH BLUNTS posted:

Just put Jim Bruer in the Artie chair already.

No. A billion times over.

# ¿ Feb 9, 2011 23:17

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

Glumwheels posted:

No loving way. They always talk about the same loving thing when he's in the studio and I hate his impressions. At least today they didn't have him in studio as Pesci. That poo poo is so unfunny.

Thank you.

He's criminally unfunny.

# ¿ Feb 10, 2011 00:18

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

Yea, Eric didn't leave Mutt alone after Mutt killed off the "ETM is dead" joke so he basically told Eric to gently caress off and is letting everyone go full blast on the little guy. Eric's rage must be immense, I really wish he'd call in so we could hear him vent.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2011 21:15

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

Its him. He PMs members who make fun of him and then PMs them again and threatens to sue when they put his previous PMs into their sig.

So its Eric or a really, really good troll.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2011 07:13

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

Pretty sure that was with ETM.

# ¿ Feb 14, 2011 01:32

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

There's stuff out there on Youtube where he clowns on DJs that take a Friday off. No question old Howard would kick new Howard's rear end but then again old Howard wasn't getting paid like new Howard. Personally, if I got paid like him I wouldn't give a poo poo what the old me thinks.

# ¿ Feb 14, 2011 21:11

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

So Eric made one last video for his main Youtube account. And spent the entirety of it acting like someone being a year off his actual age was a crime of stupidity.

He's so amazingly stunted in all facets of his life :allears:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z1wBEw-3bc

# ¿ Feb 15, 2011 03:04

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

I know what it is, if you check Eric's real account you'd see the last video uploaded is the one I posted.

# ¿ Feb 15, 2011 04:15

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

chiz posted:

ugh I hope John and Gary get in a lethal car accident together.

You know, I was just going to say that!

# ¿ Feb 17, 2011 04:08

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

Lot of people saying that's not really him, just someone posing as him. Wouldn't be shocking, they're doing it on Twitter. If it isn't him it is a really well done job.

# ¿ Feb 20, 2011 03:21

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

Holy poo poo I've never heard that before but that had me rolling.

# ¿ Feb 23, 2011 09:03

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

How dare Richard and his wife do what they want to do and not bend to the wills of the douchebags he works with and scheduling the wedding when it is most convenient for them. :argh:

Howard is such an out of touch douche.

# ¿ Feb 23, 2011 22:01

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

Its an extremely poor taste thing to rag on someone for their wedding. The entirety of the day is about the couple, not you complaining about how hot it is or what time its over or the food or anything else. Howard is well within his rights to say no but how hard is it to just say that and not rage over it for days like Howard did(Will said he was pissed about it at their dinner the other night) which is petty and low class.

# ¿ Feb 23, 2011 22:35

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

*does not attend the funeral of Gary's father because "Beth stubbed her toe"*
*attends funeral of Natasha Richardson, a celeb he barely knew*
*is Howard Stern*

Seriously, this isn't him being a comedian, he's just a lovely human being. If he can't schmooze and star gently caress these days, he isn't interested.

# ¿ Feb 24, 2011 03:10

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

Former Human posted:

Beth broke her foot and went to the hospital. Gary wasn't upset by it so why should a listener? If Beth broke something before the Natasha Richardson funeral it would have been the same.

Like Gary is arguing with him about that anyways.

Crotch Bat fucked around with this message at 04:18 on Feb 24, 2011

# ¿ Feb 24, 2011 04:13

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

I'm not psychoanalyzing him, I just think he's a douche.

Also internet dummy. Yes.

# ¿ Feb 25, 2011 01:04

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

Remember to wipe with baby wipes. Really jam your finger up your rear end in a top hat and clean it all out.

# ¿ Feb 26, 2011 09:16

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

Howard's also on The Daily Show tomorrow, just saw a commercial for it.

# ¿ Feb 27, 2011 22:46

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

-Atom- posted:

Besides the drugs, Charlie Sheen lives a pretty legit life.

The drugs and threatening/beating every woman he seems to meet.

# ¿ Mar 2, 2011 02:17

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

AxeManiac posted:

This whole counter culture "lol Sheen is awesome" stuff is pretty lame. He is fun to watch explode, but there is a difference between that and cheering him on and liking what he does and defending him all of the sudden because he is kooky.

I don't remotely get it. Dude is a career wife-beater and druggie, what is there to like?

# ¿ Mar 2, 2011 10:05

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

I look forward to the eventual OD death(or possibly a murder-suicide) and Hollywood mourning the loss of one of their own.

e:

MarksFriggin posted:

Howard said he's taken about 20 pictures and he bought about $5,000 worth of equipment. He said he has the giant lenses and battery packs with bags to carry it all around in. He said you need all of that to get started in photography. Howard said you have to invest.

...Howard said that he didn't even know what DSLR meant. He said he found out what it means but Fred still had to explain it to him. Howard said he still doesn't understand it.

I love this stuff.

Also, was any of the HPM stuff today worth a listen?

Crotch Bat fucked around with this message at 11:05 on Mar 2, 2011

# ¿ Mar 2, 2011 11:01

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

musclecoder posted:

They saw him coming from a mile away. That salesperson made their commission early and called it a day. 5 grand? Hahah.

Listen you have to invest. This DSLR stuff, its new. The S stands for simcard, Robin.

# ¿ Mar 2, 2011 14:04

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

He doesn't have to be thrifty, that's why.

# ¿ Mar 2, 2011 16:35

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

Fred adding the music is the best. Its a great back and forth between the two of them, though. Definitely one of the more underrated clips from the show.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2011 00:26

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

I can't imagine Ronnie stayed faithful all these years. She probably found out or got fed up with it and that was that.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2011 02:13

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 19:15

Crotch Bat: Dec 6, 2003; Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

That's so backwards. The real conspiracy is trying to hide breakfast foods from us at lunch or dinner and don't give me that brunch faggotry.

I have pancakes at night and they're delicious. :colbert:

# ¿ Mar 9, 2011 16:10

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