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Artie is the Charlie Parker of radio comedy. He is way too hosed up to be dependable or reliable, and if you put him in a prominent position, he will be so talented and fill the position so well that when he inevitably bombs out of it he will be virtually impossible to replace. Unless, that is, Howard is the Dizzy Gillespie of radio, which he is way too timid to be at this point.
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Crotch Bat posted:Take your time to view this and pay your respects to the miserable little midget. That is a work of art.
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I can see why Howard isn't replacing Artie. Its not like he was voted the favorite personality on the show, by a sizable margin. Oh wait.
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Jan 21, 2011 15:38
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mike_348 posted:Bring that energy back to the show Howard. No, its not in the contract. 
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Feb 4, 2011 21:02
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ChubbyEmoBabe posted:Sal's seriously going to end up in jail. I thought that beetlejuice thing was way over the line but the ron jeremy thing is just insane. Details?
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Feb 9, 2011 23:37
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Manwithastick posted:I just watched the Eric TNA video, my god I was in stitches Link to video? I'm not seeing it. Edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNhCvq83ro4 GenoCanSing fucked around with this message at 22:23 on Feb 12, 2011 |
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Feb 12, 2011 22:20
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hunter x az posted:Someone posing at ETM is supposed to make an announcement tonight at 6PM PST on SFN. quote:Look I have better things to be doing thann posting on here all the drat time so this is going to be MY FINAL announcement on this poo poo website. I m tired of you wasting my time every day.Mutt is an rear end in a top hat who doesn't do what hes told Dr Ivan is a bald idiot who changed my profile picture and status without my permision and was not stopped from being a mod. Everyone on this loser website is a no life worthless piece of poo poo jackass and I m sick of putting up with their poo poo all the drat time. Because of all the cyber bullying that ha been going on and it has not just been against me but people who care about me and my family so I decided to get the authorities involved cyber bullying is a serious crime and people ARE GOING TO PRISON. The authorities will have to have the evidence from this website so Mutt can't delete any threads that are cyber bullying me or he will be destryoing evidence and that is a crime. I didn't want to get the authorities involved but Mutt didn't listen to a word I say and even wanted cyberbullying on his website so now alot of people are going to get into trouble and could go to jail they also are stopping people from going on the interent if they commit these crimes they CAN'TEVEN USE A COMPUTER EVER. I have made a list of people in no order of people I will be getting in trouble
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Feb 20, 2011 03:14
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Shes Not Impressed posted:The whole poo poo in a bag lady versus Gary is one of the best arcs for this show in awhile. It's so loving surreal and only this type of poo poo could happen to Fa Fa Fo Hiiiii Canceled my subscription, but fascinated to hear about this. Someone please elaborate.
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Feb 25, 2011 01:25
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Does anyone still have the video of Artie's playboy shoot with Lindsay Vuolo? I remember that being pretty hysterical.
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Mar 3, 2011 02:24
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Awww maaaan... http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/42093661/ns/today-entertainment/ quote:Gottfried apologizes for making Japan jokes
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Mar 15, 2011 19:19
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scapulataf posted:I'd like to propose we start an email campaign to the stern show asking about Robin going bald. If howard gets enough emails, he sure as gently caress can't ignore all of them. If Howard couldn't ignore emails, the show would be him and a few two headed twin clones of Billy and Artie.
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Mar 31, 2011 03:13
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Hey there HS thread. Glad to see you're still chuggin along. So, has there been any ETM updates in the past six months?
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May 26, 2011 01:30
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Wow. Uhm...if you guys haven't seen it yet http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_tZfMdFnns Gotta love the Ronnie impersonator.
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May 31, 2011 19:00
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Jun 1, 2011 19:27
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Holy poo poo I might actually have to watch this. You can just FEEL the pit in Weiner's gut when Benjy stands up.
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Jun 17, 2011 22:32
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Bonzo posted:That reminds me when Robin got new glasses and Artie said she looked like Harry. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLnapb-30hA its uncanny
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Jun 25, 2011 15:49
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Vakal posted:Now, if they would have had Gilbert on the SNL than it would have been funny and I would have watched it. Gilbert WAS on SNL, yo. quote:At age fifteen, Gilbert Gottfried began doing amateur stand-up in New York City and, after a few years, became known as "the comedian's comedian."[4] In 1980, the popular NBC late-night comedy show Saturday Night Live was being retooled with a new staff and new comedians; the producers noticed Gottfried and hired him as a cast member. During the 1980–1981 season, Gottfried's persona in SNL sketches was very different from his later characterization; he rarely (if ever) spoke in his trademark screeching, obnoxious voice and never squinted. During his 12-episode stint, he was given very little airtime and seldom used in sketches. Gottfried recalls a lowpoint was having to play a corpse in a sketch. Despite this, he had one recurring character (Leo Waxman, husband to Denny Dillon's Pinky Waxman on the recurring talk show sketch, "What's It All About?") and two celebrity impersonations: David A. Stockman and controversial film director Roman Polanski. He actually hates it when people bring it up to him.
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Jun 25, 2011 21:02
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Man that dude is loving creepy looking.
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Jun 26, 2011 15:05
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ChaosMonkey posted:Still working my way through the Eric the Midget chronicles, deep in the "flying with balloons" mire. I still pop on the ol chronicles from time to time. So much goodness. Kendra The modeling agency Charging Fratto $8,000 for sending him to wrestling loving the bed Kelly's Avatar Phone sex with BRANDY TALORE The angry rejection of a handy from Tabitha Stevens The in-studio appearance The bi-monthly "I'M NEVER CALLING IN AGAIN" The constant barrage of new nicknames. ZERO. POINT. ZERO. American Dreams fiasco Blown off meeting with NBC exec over wrestling Sanjaya Pictures of him naked at the bunny ranch Romper the clown Calling Katherine McPhee so much she changed her number Obsessing over Diana Degarmo The mini escalade Oh god the memories 
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Jun 29, 2011 16:13
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Bonzo posted:I really, really wish they would have picked up on how obsessed he was with that show, Little People Big World. It wasn't until he started watching it that all of a sudden he hated the term Midget. I always wanted them to delve deeper into his sense of entitlement with women. Like, he just assumed that Degarmo would WANT to date him, if only she would meet him. Same with Katherine McPhee. So this is a beautiful talented women who recently became famous, surely if she got a phone call from some random person with a strange voice, she'd jump right on that. The same with the hookers, Kendra, ect. Despite 30+ years of virginity, he just assumes women should want him. Edit: I forgot Douggie the Puggie's Holiday Adventure GenoCanSing fucked around with this message at 18:40 on Jun 29, 2011 |
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Jun 29, 2011 18:05
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You know what look would really work for Howard? Trying to look like an older incarnation of Benedict Cumberbatch from BBCs Sherlock. He's tall, lanky, got a big nose and curly hair, but is becoming a European sex symbol.
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Jun 30, 2011 18:19
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Oh man, just rediscovered one of my faaaaaaaaaavorites.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyCuKMbeb3k http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj7q4XXqlXA "Hey Richard, this is yer daaaaaaaaaaaaaaad...we caught another snappin' turtle...." "Snappy n' crappy........."
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Jul 5, 2011 16:39
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melvinthemopboy3 posted:Seriously. I could listen to any Eric bit with Artie all day long. I'm currently listening to the Kendra saga, and goddamn is it funny. Artie's laugh is so infectious. Listening to these, and then listening to the show today is like night and day. A real shame. I like how its 3 1/2 years later and "Kendra" is still 24 years old on her site. edit: 
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Jul 6, 2011 01:34
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an adult beverage posted:I love when Artie cuts off Eric's plugs. "Oh and Eric, go gently caress yourself." Yes Eric? I....want-ted to...talk about HEY THANKS FOR CALLIN, MAN, WE'LL SEE YA about...Am-eric-an Idol... ALRIGHT BUDDY, TAKE CARE, BYE thi-is wee-k, and also John-ny HEY THANKS MAN, TALK TO YOU LATER Frat-to wanted to get on the air about the bunny WELP ERIC WE'LL SEE YA
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Jul 6, 2011 01:42
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Qaz Kwaz posted:http://www.examiner.com/howard-stern-in-national/howard-stern-s-hamptons-magazine-photoshoot-hits-stands Why do he and beth so vehemently deny she got implants? If you look at her bikini shots, its so obvious. It looks like someone shoved a straw into her chest and blew into it. Granted they are small implants, but still. Also, its still funny to me to this day that not only is Bubba's wife hotter than Howards, she is way more sexually wild and fun. Their relationship with animals is funny too. Heather lets Bubba eat hamburgers while she rides him. Beth drags Howard to NSAL events.
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Jul 8, 2011 20:10
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Bonzo posted:She also never shits. Also don't forget, when she and a bunch of kids got suspended for something or another, he went to her house to have lunch with her every single school day until she was reinstated. Dude had some serious problems.
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Jul 8, 2011 22:15
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JOHNNY FRATTO IS A SVENGALI, HE'S A MASTER MANIPULATOR
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Jul 11, 2011 22:52
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:Counter-counterpoint: we're talking about a midget who measured his own dick and thought Carrie Underwood was trying to have phone sex with him. If he was such a big fan of Smurfs (like country music and such), he would have let it drop by now. Or it would have been seen on his webcams and such. Nobody would have let that tidbit go. "Take off your diaper, jab me with that shrinky-dink! DE PLANE, DE PLANE!" Good times, man. But to be fair, ETM doesn't talk hardly at all about his childhood, and what he might have watched outside of old WWF rasslin. Although, if they do start hammering Eric with smurfs jokes and he comes back on the air regularly, I'll be psyched. The negotiations are gonna rule. Also, I found another great little Eric tidbit this weekend. When he was calling up demanding to be roasted, there was this little exchange. Eric: ROAST ME!!!  Howard: No, Eric. Eric: Do it, you CHICKENSHIT! Howard: Wait a minute...did you just call me a CHICKENSHIT?  Eric: Yup! Howard: ... Eric: ... Howard: ...That's okay, no problem. 
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Jul 28, 2011 17:58
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I just wikipedia'd the end of that musical. Oh god. As Mary Jane dangles from the Chrysler Building, the Goblin sits at a piano and humorously boasts to the audience of his plan to destroy New York City ("I'll Take Manhattan"). Spider-Man arrives and engages in a fierce battle with the Goblin but is soon unmasked. When it seems all hope seems lost, Spider-Man straps the Goblin to the piano and thrusts it over the edge of the Chrysler Building - taking the Goblin down to his death. With Peter's secret identity now revealed to Mary Jane, the two contemplate their new life together before sirens begin wailing and Spider-Man swings away ("A New Dawn" (Finale)). Wow. How could anyone take this seriously? That Goblin role has to be humiliating to do.
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Jul 29, 2011 20:18
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sedative posted:no this is his twitter http://twitter.com/allsports1975 Hahahaha holy poo poo even his loving twitter is grumpy.
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Aug 1, 2011 20:44
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Kelly posted:If I request to follow him, cancel it, then request it again, will he keep getting my request over and over?? Nothing would thrill me more, if this is the case. !!! I'm gonna find out and twitter right along with you. One of life's cruelest jokes is that Eric has never and will never realize how much more famous he is (or was, at his peak) than the "celebrities" he fawns over. Degarmo, Brooke Hogan, half the WWE wrestlers, ect. If he could have leveraged his fame the way some of the other wack packers did, or tried to, he'd probably have a good chunk of dough and a cute live in girlfriend and lots of well paid appearances. But then, would he BE as famous if he wasn't such a grump? Hmm...
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Aug 1, 2011 21:14
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Plus he thinks 'rasslin is real.
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Aug 1, 2011 23:38
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The Extrapolator posted:Johnny Frato was only good for two things; Getting ETM on the show and listening to Artie's impression of him. Speaking of ETM, did he ever do his "negotiations" or whatever to get back on?
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Sep 3, 2011 16:18
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TheLakers posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVNlH27rADI Artie's explanation of his understanding of the intri-net is so entertaining.
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Sep 5, 2011 00:52
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Spacemonkey57 posted:I just wish they would pick up on ham hands bill more. your buttcheeks was warm
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Sep 19, 2011 16:39
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Hey guys, just swung by to read the last 20 pages and scour for ETM news. Sad its so light. Glad to see Arrrie is doing good. Hope he's eating breafrusst.
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Nov 4, 2011 00:14
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  Just leavin' these here.
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Nov 14, 2011 01:11
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Hahaha, good ol' Mike. If I ever meet him I'm buying him a beer just for Disneyland.
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Nov 20, 2011 00:45
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Someone put some pretty funny vandalism up on ETMs wikipedia page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_the_Midget When I saw the death date, my heart sunk, until I saw the "asswipe" stuff.
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Lets see...three foot six, eighty five pounds...that'll be seven fifty.
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