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Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Crotch Bat posted:

Hahaha don't ever go to a college football game then.

I go to a few NFL games every year and my girlfriend goes to Penn State so I know how retarded people get. I don't go around loathing them or anything, but as I get older it just gets more ridiculous. Maybe I'm just becoming a cranky old piece of poo poo like Howard.

edit: I just remembered Sal donating to the pedophile charity in Hein's name and it's still one of the best pranks.

Shes Not Impressed fucked around with this message at 05:50 on Feb 7, 2011

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Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Sports may just be the greatest sociological experiment ever devised.
Next to the Howard Stern show.

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Smeep posted:

Who gives a poo poo who gives a gently caress

It's a piece of poo poo. It's an XLR.

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Mrs. Bighead from Rocko's Modern Life

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


pkd88 posted:

How do people not realize that wigger is a racist term.

If you are a fan of a team that I don't like, your team has the worst fans.

YO YO MY DAD DIDN'T VISIT ME ONE SUNDAY

I'm guessing the best term for that stereotype would be rear end in a top hat.

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Eric the Midget on Fringe for those who haven't seen it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vP2_3fOEhMM

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


"Howard Stern joins Twitter" is on the list of current and important news on CNN.com's front page.

It just links to Entertainment Weekly: http://popwatch.ew.com/2011/02/08/howard-stern-twitter/?hpt=T2

and it's as cringe worthy as you can expect.

Okay it's not as bad as I thought it was be. After "That's how you tweet, Fart Man," I thought I was in for it.

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


What are you doing this evening? What is Robin doing this evening?
What do you do for a living?


Why is Gary such a horse-toothed jackass.

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Breuer's stories about his dad and the only time he got high during the filming of Half Baked are incredibly funny. I must have listened/watched the time he was in as Joe Pesci three or four times.

"What do you think of building this mosque near 9/11?"
"Who gives a poo poo. Let'em pray."

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Kevin Smith has the kind of name where you keep thinking it's someone who should be more famous but isn't.

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Imagine Prince, Kevin Smith, and Howard Stern in the same room.

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


quote:

They both force their audiences at gunpoint to give them a standing ovation? RT @ordinarykit Jay Leno and Egyptian Pres Mubarak are alike

Howard is loving hilarious on Twitter. He compels me to sign up on Twitter to get constant updates.

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


chiz posted:

yeah you guys are being a little nutty thinking other people are writing his tweets. The guy has all sorts of loving time, and what do you think...he has a team of writers to belt out his tweets?

Obviously it's Jackie writing the tweets for him because Jackie was the best part of the show gently caress Artie bring Jackie back

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


AxeManiac posted:

Jesus, that letter is so spooky, it's exactly what we get from those brain dead morons who just don't get it.

We deal with ETM types all day here. It's funny and sad and true. I really end up feeling bad for those people because they clearly have some serious disorders. Even if he is "trolling" that level of it is insane.

Every time you change someone's avatar and custom title you are breaking the law.

AxeManiac, I want you to go to jail for this.

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


chiz posted:

It's against the laughhhhhh

How much did you PayPal to Langford for using his words?

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Artie vs Ralph - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZRj4aoOloY&feature=related

Ugly freak versus loving fat gently caress

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Kelly posted:

"Sounds like someone's using!"

"Yeah Ralph, you're using Howard"

Artie just destroyed Ralph here. Destroyed him.

Artie even apologizes but Ralph just keeps going and going.
Ralph also pulls the, "What do you do for a living?" to a caller near the end. Coming from him, it's such a ridiculous argument.

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


The 10 minute(second time) bit where Howard busts on Chet Haze: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqhVo7wcMPg

I wonder if he has songs about borrowing money from his dad.

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


One person breaking his balls over twittering so much about it.

Who gives a poo poo who gives a gently caress should have been his response

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Kelly posted:

Yes - that is really more what I was trying to say. :)

Sorry you've been diagnosed by the Mad Doctor.
Believe you me feh

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Ben we have to get to the sex dungeon!

This video is pretty funny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ix_hP4Ztf2I
Robin is scary looking..

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


What part of Twitter isn't vying for public attention?
The last thing I would mistake Twitter for is some medium for altruism.

Whoever conjured up that PR plan made some good moves.

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


"Tons of celebs" are not equal to Howard Stern. The guy is funny and provocative so people are of course going to see what he has to say.

And if his schtick is being open and honest, then it's still a schtick. Why should he reveal PR and business plans on the air? He's been honest about doing these talk shows simply because Sirius wants him to promote the apps, so I'm not sure what you're getting at anyway.

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


I listened to KOAB vs Ronnie before judging some Miss Howard Stern.

"Stand up so everyone can see your tits."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Xo1Gq01PdE

MOEN FAUCET MOTHA FUCKA

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Kelly posted:

I am starting to feel bad. When I am sitting around the house I am in jeans or something. Looking at that photo makes me think I need to invest in a wardrobe upgrade.

Girls are hotter when they aren't trying!

That's why Howard's rant about women getting their hair all done up and putting on crazy amounts of makeup for their wedding day was spot on.

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


-Atom- posted:

Beth also being a model doesn't hurt.

It's the idea of her trying to make me adopt a bunch of pets that is a turn off.

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Evil Agita posted:

Yeah I was surprised no one else in the thread mentioned this. JD is creepy and pathetic.

I guess we all knew that, but I was taken aback today by just how creepy he is.

Look who's talkin dude

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbqtyR-MgKg

FIRST OF ALL HOW DOES A BABY TALK

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


heavy liquid posted:

I've noticed for a while that people are really split when it comes to Artie's "Guy Who Laughs At Everything". Kind of like last week's episode of The Office. They either love or hate it.

I thought TVIV actually hated everything.

And then you have people who hated Howard tweeting commentary about his movie.

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


-Atom- posted:

Yeah, Howard was just looking for something to goof on. In this instance there was nothing there.

There needs to be some stools at this wedding.

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


The whole poo poo in a bag lady versus Gary is one of the best arcs for this show in awhile. It's so loving surreal and only this type of poo poo could happen to Fa Fa Fo Hiiiii

It's bad enough he gets raked over the coals on the show, but now a lady with nothing better to do but haul around poop in a bag is loving up his home life.

I can't stop laughing.

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


I've never heard Neil Strauss speak before, but after listening to that interview today I just felt creeped out. Like Andy Warhol telling people how to "pick up chicks"

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Was searching for the Gary vs Crazy Poo-in-a-bag Lady but it's not on YouTube yet.
I did find this though:

Howard says Gary cheated on his wife from Sept. 2003
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVlHXXckIzQ

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


scapulataf posted:

This. loving this!!

Stern show memory. Yucko calls in, busts Artie's balls about something, and Artie comes back and says something like "Whats it like to be a soon to be homeless clown"? A few months later the house/trailer that he was living in burned down..

Yucko the Sad Clown series:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwKBFSVGZ7s

All this poo poo makes me miss Artie more and more.

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


If you don't find the story of Elephant Boy making GBS threads his pants on the NYC subway while going to Yankees game with poo poo stained socks and all that it entailed, then you well I don't know. You're probably normal and not hosed up because I laughed so hard at that.

Every time I hear his voice I'm reminded of that story and I can't stop laughing.

I actually got it mixed up with an Artie joke. Elephant Boy was on the way to a Gary appearance. Here's the Youtube clips:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLtEPy3BBp8

It is one of the most hosed up things

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


"Are you gonna cum? Cum you bitch."

This Elephant Boy phone sex is ridiculous.

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Robin's prank call of a toupée place is quite clever. I almost wonder if Sal thought of that to gently caress with her on purpose, but that's giving him way too much credit.

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Eric the Midget is very brave

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Comparing Howard Stern's situation at SIRIUS to Oprah's is hilarious.

Where else could JD possibly work? He's a mess of a human being.

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


therapy posted:

I fired a dude just like him from a Software Etc when I worked there in 1998. The guy kept making female customers uncomfortable and asking for their phone numbers.

JD's job is probably what is keeping him from actually being a Whack Packer.

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Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Crotch Bat posted:

His job is what made him into a Whack Packer. Do you not remember how shy and removed he used to be?

That didn't change his mom ditching him to Hawaii and the copious amounts of money he spends on porn when it's so widely available for free. But yeah, the on-air bits turned him into a true bumbling whacko.

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