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I worry that later on this month we'll find out Richard quit his band to appease Howard. If that happens I'm unsubscribing from this thread and will be done with Howard. Richard is awesome and I'll be heartbroken if they drive him to do that for their approval 
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therapy posted:I doubt it'll happen - Richard is the most self-confident guy on the show, and I think that's what drives Howard nuts. He can make fun of his weird quirks like loving halloween, not showering, and wearing diapers to rock concerts, but at the end of the day Richard just laughs it off, goes home, fucks his woman and has a few beers, watches some movies and goes to sleep happy.
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hunter x az posted:Howard is happy with his life. Doing poo poo he doesn't like makes him miserable -- just like us. Luckily, he doesn't have to do poo poo that makes him any more miserable than us folks when poo poo doesn't go our way. Yeah, he may be neurotic, but so what? Not at all. Do you hear the way he reacts whenever he gets invited to some sort of party or any other social event and what a loving nightmare it sounds like to him? The dude struggles with any sort of social environment that's not in a studio. He's perfectly relaxed, comfortable and in control on his show. But once he's out of his element he's sounds crazy and unhappy to me. (I base this on every single thing he has ever said about his life outside of the show)
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Smeep posted:Well, I skipped that one, too. But I can't stomach celebrity interviews in any format, usually. Like, I love Craig Ferguson but I race to shut that poo poo off after he gets done reading Tweets and emails because gently caress if I care about the funny funny pranks Ashton Kutcher played on Natalie Portman on the set or whatever bullshit they talk about. This is kind of off topic but you should really give Ferguson's interviews a chance, dude. They completely spoil you on other interviews on other shows forever. While other talk shows have an incredibly rehearsed, robotic recreation of the pre-interview they had, Ferguson doesn't give a gently caress and he just bullshits with them about anything leading to some really hilarious, organic interviews that flow just like a real human conversation. I am by no means whatsoever a regular Ferguson viewer but every single interview of his that gets linked in the Late NIght TVIV thread has been magic
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Nope, the Class Reunion call is the best  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l73o4ed6ypU
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Which is why the Tradio calls are the best. They can't really fake that main guy. Though I always felt like the Swap Shop "Exotic Jungle Bunny" was fake cause the pace of the call is exactly the same format as their fake Jack & Rod radio show introduction, and the hosts are just waaaaaaaaaaaaay too gullible. And I take back my last post, this is the best prank of theirs and I was in tears the first time I heard this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Yi0AO6fXZk
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Jan 15, 2011 01:20
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Where are you guys seeing her? On howardstern.com all I can find is a blurb about why Tim calls her his niece.
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Jan 17, 2011 00:58
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Jan 17, 2011 02:03
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Jan 19, 2011 13:34
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gently caress Robin forever. How the gently caress hasn't anyone there pointed out that any time the Doctor had anything negative to say about Robin she just talked over her and acted like she knew better. I cringed when she told the Doctor not to talk to her. All I wanted was for her to have been announced the most hosed up  Not to get all mad doctor cthulu but I wonder if she answered the questions truthfully or answered it the way she thought Mother Teresa would have to draw the least amount of flak her way
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burmart posted:There have been like eight live reads in the last ten minutes. I can't believe I actually heard "Robin, you know what's more miraculous than surviving a bullet in the head? REGIS"
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Ehhh, I think he has every right to be thrilled and to brag about it and I'll tell you why. The Doc even said he craves others' approval, attention, etc beforehand... He feels like he used to be incredibly damaged, perhaps beyond repair mostly due to his childhood and sought help to fix his issues. Now he goes to therapy and talks at length about how much it's helped him and is incredibly proud of it and his progress. Today on the show he just had a real licensed Doctor, unaffiliated with his shrink, come on the show that dispensed with a literal metric "score" that said "hey you're the least hosed up out of everyone here!!! ".He has every right to be happy. I would too if I were him 
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Oh poo poo, that's how businesses work? I just proclaim myself reviewer of x and I become instantly entitled for free copies of everything forever? How come no one ever told me this 
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Bonzo posted:Does he ever sue anyone? I think even his lawyer take advantage of him. He wasnt talking about Howard
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-Atom- posted:Artie asked to come in and tell his story, but Howard seemed to think it was a bad idea. This was Robin, I thought. Not Howard.
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God I hope he goes on Conan. I adore Conan and I notice he seems to get super uncomfortable when guests come on and start railing on Leno. Howard's going to do nothing but that most likely and I want to see it 
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I'm not lawyer but I was just thinkin. As sue-happy as Eric wants to be, couldn't he legitimately have a case as an entertainer against someone orchestrating deliberately spreading false rumors that he's dead? I imagine it could heavily damage someone's livelihood as people aren't going to try to hire a dead man.
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I might regret asking this but where would one start to see some good contributions to the "Eric is dead" campaign? I've stayed away from SFN based on every single thing I've read in the Howard Stern threads on SA but would anyone mind posting some best-of examples?
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Patrick Carlin was just unbearable. I bet the reason he never went into comedy before George died was George probably told him he sucked rear end.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA that is absolutely the greatest possible outcome. I look forward to hearing JD brag 
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Jan 27, 2011 20:32
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Crotch Bat posted:He has 2 accounts, he closed 1. Hahahahaha every single comment he's left on his own channel were marked as spam by people and you have to click them to read them.
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This is kind of hosed up but for some reason the term "dead midget" is so, so funny to me in these discussions.
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sedative posted:Unfortunately @EricTheActor is just a very dedicated fake. His real twitter is http://twitter.com/allsports1975 Maybe this is a wake up call for how obsessed I am with that dead midget but as soon as Kelly linked his twitter I thought "that's gotta be fake because he'd have 1975, jfsc, sports or idol in that name if it were really him" and I was right 
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Former Human posted:"Dear TSA agent: If you touch my junk, I'm going in with tongue." I just read George's first page of tweets and I got about halfway through when I noticed I was reading them all in George's voice
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sedative posted:Howard http://twitter.com/HowardStern By the way can this go in the OP? Like at the top?  I never gave a poo poo about Twitter other than to read Conan O'Brien's tweets and now I care about it thanks to this post basically.
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He seems to be verified now, too :-]
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Smeep posted:Speaking of who gives a poo poo who gives a gently caress, in the category of Past Stern Guests, can you guess who this person is? Looks like someone put Cameron Diaz in a microwave
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When you guys reach a consensus about Jim Breuer can someone find me the George Taken YYYYYYYYYEEEEEAHHHHH parody version of The Hey Song? I'm googling and youtubing like a madman with no luck  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBohdltpVUY I need it so bad right this second my brain is starting to cave in on itself 
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Feb 10, 2011 04:47
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I think all of us who didn't have a twitter account made one when Howard started tweeting (including me)!
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" : good thing those claws can't pull triggers" is probably the greatest thing I've read in this entire thread.
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Actually, how could he kill himself? Other than pills is there any thing he can even do to harm himself with all his disabilities?
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-Atom- posted:What do you do for a living?  I think it's safe to say we all learned to be so hyper-critical of the show from the King himself. I'M THE COMPLAINER!!!!!
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Ribsauce posted:Speaking of the shop vac, does anyone remember there was a call in, I cannot remember if it was ETM or Gary the Retard, and Sal called in as some late term abortion doctor playing vacuum sounds pretending he was aborting whoever the caller was. I searched youtube for about 15 minutes with no luck Also, ChubbyEmoBabe posted:I miss the good ol days of constant ball busting:
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-Atom- posted:Really? I must be way off then. I thought it was funny too but he ran it into the ground hardcore so fast
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Is that the old one where those SHOW ME YOUR PUSSY. RUB THAT CLIT. clips are from? Or is this something new?
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sedative posted:This is probably the most infuriating thing I've ever read on the internet Nothing I read on openbook or the trolls on twitter and youtube immediately following the tsunami were even remotely this hateful and disgusting- ironic or not. And he doesn't even know what genocide means. Where does he get this poo poo from?
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I want one of his 260 followers to retweet that garbage to George Takei. And then I want him to go to jail. I want him to go to jail for this.
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If it's the clip I think it is it's the one where High Pitch Eric is badly imitating many people in a prank call to Eric the Midget. The FIRE is him pretending to be Artie.
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Mr Lance Murdock posted:Sal- "The only vegetable you ever loved was your dad"
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