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kolby
Oct 29, 2004
THE BIG BIG BANG

I still haven't heard that whole song and I'm walking around singing Howard's rendition of it.

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kolby
Oct 29, 2004
Did they ever do the, "What annoys Robin about the staff" game? Howard plugged it a lot last month but I never heard it.

kolby
Oct 29, 2004

Sean_Miller posted:

Im finally listening to todays show and they are beating Sal up about some poo poo which is warranted regarding the Long Island medium. But when Robin chimes in it just makes me pissed. She spent more money on stupid bullshit than Sal will ever make.

It's especially bad because a week before Sal ever mentioned anything about psychics, Robin told Howard she believed that some psychics had to be legit and Howard flipped out. Now she piles on like she never said it.

kolby
Oct 29, 2004

Manifest posted:

Whatever happened to Awesome Angelo?

Dude got Howard tattooed on his arm.

He got busted with child porn according to an article posted at SFN. I'm at work but you can google it.

kolby
Oct 29, 2004
Tom Arnold is like Kathy Griffin but with way more entertaining celebrity stories. I really enjoy his appearances.

kolby
Oct 29, 2004
I moves to my left.

Does anyone remember when Howard.first played that? I think it was when he was playing bits from Sal and Richard that didn't make it. It was about the blind and black mayor. Howard rejected it because it was too racist and Artie was cracking up about how absurd it was. Someone correct me if I'm wrong.

kolby
Oct 29, 2004
I think I pulled a rib!

Haha thanks for finding that.

kolby
Oct 29, 2004
Hey Boner.

kolby
Oct 29, 2004

Sand Monster posted:

Why are they back to pretending that Robin is in the studio?

Did you miss the show where she came back or are you saying she is home again?

kolby
Oct 29, 2004

BigFactory posted:

I'm like the guy on the last page who basically hasn't listened to the show since Artie stabbed himself, but is it worth listening to these days? I guess I lasted like another 4 months or so with Fred and Robin trying to pick up the slack and couldn't deal with it.

Remember those moments when you couldn't get out of your car because you wanted to see how a segment ended? That poo poo is long gone.

kolby
Oct 29, 2004
Do any of you guys not like blow jobs? I know Howard just says that because Beth won't go down on him but does that kind of man actually exist?

kolby
Oct 29, 2004
Ahhh, I'm about to leave on a road trip and I really want my wife to hear the HPM Disneyland mp3 with Artie that was posted in this thread or the last one. Does anyone have that handy real quick? I lost it.

kolby
Oct 29, 2004
I listened to every single Howard show from like 2000-2013 and gave up. I couldn't do it anymore. Found a lil show called Opie and Anthony that actually wasn't that bad. Anthony gets fired and it turns to poo poo so I've had nothing to listen to. Friend who listens to Stern tells me over the weekend that Sour Shoes has been sitting in the studio. This is the thing that could bring me back. When was the first episode with him so that I can go back? What's the general opinion on his appearances?

kolby
Oct 29, 2004
"Half a fag" has always been a hilarious insult to me for some reason.

kolby
Oct 29, 2004
AJ Benza is still the only one reporting this.

kolby
Oct 29, 2004

Former Human posted:

I recently tried watching Artie's standup special from 2014 and the entire first ten minutes were gross unfunny anecdotes about him doing heroin so I turned it off. I assume the next 50 minutes weren't any better?

I have no idea how a person so funny can be so bad at stand-up. I've always felt that way about Jerry Seinfeld too.

kolby
Oct 29, 2004
It's pretty funny that not one person has confirmed or denied Benza's report on Mike Walker. It's kind of like he's dead regardless.

BRAAAP

kolby
Oct 29, 2004
I haven't listened in awhile but the show must suck if you guys spent half a page talking about grounds for a lawsuit from Robin that will never happen in a billion years.

kolby
Oct 29, 2004

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

"I love it when you say things like 'Wacko Jacko'" - Artie Lange, to Mike Walker.

Artie shined every Friday. Even when he would just respond by saying, "I wasn't paying attention" or "I don't care" it was loving hilarious. That's what made the fart that much more amazing and you could tell Mike was truly embarrassed.

kolby
Oct 29, 2004
if Artie stopped doing drugs(lol), would it be possible to fix his nose or is that idea a lost cause? i've never found a good answer.

kolby
Oct 29, 2004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66wLvAaZ-lQ

i want this artie back

kolby
Oct 29, 2004

Mimesweeper posted:

I don't really know whether you are or not but if you are, um, do you know about the, um, posts he makes?

holy poo poo lol

kolby
Oct 29, 2004
My toddler loves to say, "oooooo!" and my wife and I had the following conversation:

Me: She sounds exactly like Sour Shoes in that prank call!
Wife: Who? What prank call?
Me: I feel like even if I took the time to explain it, you wouldn't appreciate the humor. Let's just move past it before I start yelling at you for having no sense of humor.

kolby
Oct 29, 2004

EngineerJoe posted:

My toddler does the exact same thing but my wife is cool so she knows who sour shoes is and we laugh and laugh and laugh...

:mad:

Reminded me of this btw: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NteiTUFQcBg

kolby
Oct 29, 2004

clambake posted:

Do you have any twat cream?

Whenever I'm on a diet and need to lose my appetite, I think of the flem in Eric's throat. Also Henry Hill coughing.

kolby
Oct 29, 2004
An ex of mine bought me a Riley Martin symbol and framed it and it now just sits in my attic. Read above about how wife doesn't care about Stern. She has a terrific sense of humor otherwise and I can't see where in my house I would hang it up.

kolby
Oct 29, 2004
I took my Sirius paycheck to the bank. The teller asked me how I wanted it. I said, "Give me a five, five ones, and a roll of quarters."

kolby
Oct 29, 2004

Former Human posted:

I appreciate Ringo yelling at Howard to let him finish a question during the interview.

Has anyone ever had the balls to tell Robin to stop interrupting? If there's a hot guy or big celeb in there, she knows how to gently caress up Howard's flow. I know I'm not breaking any ground here with that opinion. The only time I can think Howard told her to stop talking was during the Artie fight when he told her to calm down.

kolby
Oct 29, 2004
Speaking of impressions: Fred does the worst Benjy impression ever and yet it's still funny.

kolby
Oct 29, 2004

Squashy Nipples posted:

I need to hear this... I don't recall it all all, and that's pretty rare for me for 90s Stern Show moments.

E-mail Mark at Marksfriggin and see if he remembers. Also, Howard played it on the day of the OJ verdict(according to some google document I read). If you go look up the date of that on Marksfriggin, maybe the description will say, "Howard played the OJ song by 'John Doe.'" Then we can search for his name and go from there. I could have literally already done all of that while I typed this up.

They have him come in and sing it live here but it's a short segment:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIb7iJaJT3k

kolby fucked around with this message at 18:50 on Dec 4, 2018

kolby
Oct 29, 2004

Johny-on-the-Spot posted:

I think it's safe to say most everyone loves Artie, we're all just tired of watching him taking a big'ol dump on himself.

I like the laid back Artie who would make fun of Mike Bocchetti and would just be funny because he wasn't trying to prove anything.

I don't like:

Artie's nose.
Him going on Opie's show saying how funny Opie and his crew were(they were extremely unfunny. I'm talking about when Anthony left).
The cover of his book, "Wanna Bet?" I seriously didn't buy it based on the creepy cover.
30 day rehabs
Hanging out with Bob Levy.
Laughing at his own stories that he's repeated a thousand times. People say he did this on Stern but it's reached a new insane level.
WEIRD Tweets
Constant. loving. Lies.

I would get douche chills over the years when people would say, "I'M OFFICIALLY DONE WITH ARTIE" because it's like, "Who gives a poo poo? He doesn't. Just enjoy the insanity." But I'm now officially done with Artie. I don't think of it as, "I love Artie but he's got to get better." I think of it as, "I don't know who this creepy guy is but he's not Artie."

kolby fucked around with this message at 14:19 on Dec 5, 2018

kolby
Oct 29, 2004

Evil Agita posted:

Sounds lucid though. I can actually understand what he's saying

I'm not going to get into my personal poo poo but I have enough experience to tell you 99 times out of a 100 when someone is using again. Artie is doing something right now that is interesting because he is counting the days he's been sober. If a year from now he's still doing that, I'll believe he's stayed sober. But 30 day rehabs aren't going to do poo poo. People who have truly stopped using tend to never stop talking about it. Brandon Novak is a great example of that and I'm really proud of him. Over 3 years sober:

https://www.instagram.com/brandon__novak/?hl=en

Tom Arnold is another guy who is obviously sober and a bit preachy at times, but hey.

kolby
Oct 29, 2004

lynch_69 posted:

I hear you man. I've been sober for almost 6000 days now since trying a little weed in college in 2002 and every day is a blessing.

I dunno if you're familiar with Jim Norton but he partied like a normal kid in High School and went to rehab at 17 years old. 33 years later he still talks about it like he just quit heroin and it's ridiculous.


Lifespan posted:

Any insight as to why? When I hear someone who is sober and won't stop talking about being sober, I feel like it's because they really aren't happy being sober and need to keep convincing themselves that is how they want to live...

From my experience, it's just like, "Hey, I went through hell too but I figured it out! Let me help!" But there's definitely people how you describe.


Grant DaNasty posted:

I think it just depends on your personality. I'm approaching 4 years sober, and never mention it to anyone outside of my close friends and family unless someone specifically asks me why I don't drink.

You are exactly right. I feel like I came off cocky with the "99 times out of 100" thing. I meant that for people in my own life. I feel like FAMOUS people talk about it more if that make sense. Like Tom Arnold going to Jimmy Kimmel's parties and trying to get drunk people to go to rehab lol.

kolby
Oct 29, 2004

Mimesweeper posted:

Right well... if you are, uh, Lowtax, um. I don't really know whether you are or not but if you are, um, do you know about the, um, posts he makes?

i seriously think about this post every day and laugh

kolby
Oct 29, 2004
why did artie have to borrow a grand from scott in the first place? maybe i missed it. is he that broke?

kolby
Oct 29, 2004
"I'd get my nose fixed but I'm just so scared of needles!"

If I'm Artie, I'd get my nose fixed and then go straight to rehab. You've got 30 days to heal up and then you can do coke again with a regular looking nose.

Even if the doctor's can't fix it, they can't make it look any worse.

kolby
Oct 29, 2004

EngineerJoe posted:

When you gently caress your nose up that bad you can't easily fix it.

michael jackson was a hunk tho

kolby
Oct 29, 2004
i know artie is a junkie but today i learned jason biggs pissed on chelsea handler's face

kolby
Oct 29, 2004

Mr Lance Murdock posted:

I know I am very much in the minority, but I just dont like the guy.

I can't dispute anything you've said but just thinking about Richard makes me laugh and no one else on the show does that. Just dumb poo poo like calling up the "Talking Yankees" show and asking about the weather over and over. "When are we gonna get some rain?" No one else can make that funny, but Richard giggling as he asks annoying questions gets me every time.

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kolby
Oct 29, 2004
I saw Hillbilly Jim wrassle that night and the great thing about him is that he was a man of the people. We went to a bar afterwards and he was drinking beer with us and, you know, we went into the bathroom and I sucked his cock. It was huge. The guy was just a real good sport.

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