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Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.
I honestly can't fathom why anyone would want to watch anything, let alone a special effects-laden movie, on their loving iPad...

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Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.

FogHelmut posted:

Beth was probably watching sports or the History Channel or something on the regular TV.

I was referring to Howard's plan to watch Fantastic Four and Tron 2 on his iPad on the plane, as well as The Walking Dead and Fringe.

Though he also said that when he watchs The Munsters, he prefers to watch on his iPad, despite having several TVs available, which completely boggles my mind.

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.

dyn posted:



Why does Gary have to ruin everything beautiful in the world?

I'm sorry, that outfit is horrible. What the gently caress is going on there?

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.

Internet Gentleman posted:

He works on radio and has no taste. Even tucking in his shirt is too much work.

Um...I was talking about Christa Miller....

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

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Joe Don Baker posted:

Dave, you need to wack off for (her?)

first

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.

Vakal posted:

The last two weeks of the show were pretty good. And as much as David Arquette can't compare to George Takei, it really does make a big difference to have a third main person sitting in the studio.

It forces Howard to switch off from the auto-pilot he is usually on when it's just him and Robin.

No way, David Arquette sucks. If I wanted to listen to people talk about his divorce for an entire week, I'd loving watch Extra or Entertainment tonight. He's not funny, and the only positive contribution he gave was having Sal splice the Christian Bale clip with the baseball one. And even that wasn't that great....

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.
Eh, maybe I'm just jaded this week because I've been listening to the History of Howard Stern Pt. 3 all week and been laughing so hard at the old clips that I've almost run off the road.

Seriously, nothing on this show has been or will be as funny as when they made fun of Jackie. The voice, the puppet, the bad jokes, the horrible Long Island parties, his 6 houses....all of it was comedy gold. The only thing that comes remotely close nowadays is Eric the Midget, and he's off the show.

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.

FogHelmut posted:

edit - Does Howard normally pronounce "sabotage" like Shatner does?

Yes, as a reference to the Shatner tape.

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

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Kelly posted:

Is this really a problem for satellite radio as the article suggests? What would you guys want to hear after recording other than Howard? I can't imagine he is included in this.

Not me, but I assume people would want to do it for sporting events?

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.
I really hate Ronnie, but his mistweet from this morning has me laughing really hard.

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.
Hey, did you guys see that video where Lady Gaga fell over and her whole rear end in a top hat was out?

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.
I really hate some of Howard's interviews sometimes, like this one with the guy from the Melvins. Howard has no concept of artistic fulfillment whatsoever. If you're not making a billion dollars doing something, it's not worth ever doing.

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

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Holy poo poo, Benji's "prank call" was loving awful. God drat do I loving hate Benji....

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

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Crotch Bat posted:

I loved Ronnie calling Benjy out on his sctick and man, how pathetic is he when JD is laughing at him.

I hate Benji so much. The less time spent talking to him, no matter what it's about, the better.

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.

Vakal posted:

I liked Sussi's(sp?) response back to Howard about all of his biking bashing.

It's always interesting hearing glimpses the staff's true feelings once they are are no longer working for Howard and don't have to suck his whole rear end in a top hat.

I haven't listened to today's show yet, what was his response?

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.
I was really disappointed that the video game segment didn't lead to an interview with the Angry Video Game Nerd. I'd love to hear him talk to Stern.

Also, can someone explain Howard's obsession with Chaz Bono? He's talked about him every day this week, and who gives a poo poo who gives a gently caress?

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

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FogHelmut posted:

Chaz Bono is one of those people who I don't know of outside of this show, like Joey Buttafuoco and Jessica Hahn.

I assume you must be somewhat young, then?

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

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FogHelmut posted:

I'm 27. I have vague memories of Beavis and Butthead saying "Buttafuoco" because it's a funny name.

Really, who gives a poo poo about D-list tabloid names from 20+ years ago.

Yeah, that makes sense. My brother's the same age and probably doesn't know those people. But really, Stern is just stuck in his heyday of the 90s.

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

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That recording of Robin singing Cocaine us the funniest thing on the show since the Sal Apology Tape.

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.
coh-kah-ee-naaah

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.
Howard: People on twitter are complaining that I'm not giving them updates all weekend.
Robin: Yeah, I was just going to say that I didn't see you update all weekend!

coh-kah-eee-naaah

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.
In my head I totally read that in Fred's Ronnie voice.

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.
Someone needs to tell Howard that his "I don't know how to pronounce this person's name" schtick has never been funny. Wasn't funny with M. Night Shayamalan, still isn't funny with Zach Galifianakis. Neither name is hard to pronounce.

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

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"The Pirates of the Caribbean movie got horrible reviews, but it made $90 million, so I don't know what to think!"

More evidence that Howard and Robin believe in the Worthington Law.

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

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burmart posted:

I don't think Howard listened to a word Kevin Bacon said during the interview this morning.

Wll, it's not like he's an interesting guest, like Joan Rivers...

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

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Mr Hands Colon posted:

Thank you for being the only one to notice that. I'd like to see a new face in there for an interview, although Booey probably passed on him because he isn't Joan Rivers/insert lovely person here.

"Yeah, I had dinner with John Krazuskanski or whatever. He's on that show called 'An Office' that Ricky Gervais ripped off. Has anyone even heard of that Gervais guy?"

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

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I can't believe the Sirius employees have to pay for their own parking. New York loving sucks.

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

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Good work, Howard, on discovering a band who had a hit 15 years ago. Really on the bleeding edge of pop culture.

Also, the only thing more boring that talking about The Bachelorette is talking about the Bachelorette while not being able to give any details whatsoever because Howard is watching advance episodes.

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

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Smeep posted:

drat it I came here to post that! It was awesome. An instant Benjy classic.

Nothing Benji has ever done can be considered classic. He sucks so bad.

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

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Oh my god, calendar talk right into talk about the HBO app, I think my head is about to explode.

Brocktoon fucked around with this message at 21:36 on Jun 27, 2011

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

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Making fun of Glen Beck's Zookeeper past will never not be funny.

ETA - Robin about Michelle Bachman's recent gaffes: "Why don't people read something sometime, before they decide to talk?" I think my head just exploded. :psyduck:

Brocktoon fucked around with this message at 16:19 on Jun 30, 2011

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

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FogHelmut posted:

loving Hein.


Seriously, Howard is so obsessed with photography, yet he posts a lovely picture like that? Get a real camera in there, or at least someone who knows how to focus.

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

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Streebs posted:

Apparently people thought it was dumb that the contest was all porn stars so they are doing another one with regular women.

It's dumb no matter who the contestants are...

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

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Jesus, those MarksFriggin recaps are so awful...

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

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Kelly posted:

They really are...there's no flavor to them. I didn't think it was possible, but he makes the show sound like instructions for automotive care or something.

"Howard said he's done this for over 40 years or something crazy like that. Howard said he started out in college radio and that's almost 39 years or something crazy like that."

:what:

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

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The fact that the Howard 100 news team covers the ridiculous minutae of the show, no matter how tangentially related, but didn't cover Ronnie's audition, is loving hysterical.

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

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Kelly posted:

That is how I remember it too. He got mad that Howard wanted to edit the content in the recap after he turned it in to them. Even JK Rowling has an editor, Mark.

If he's that picky about it, I don't understand why he doesn't just type up a complete transcript of the show...

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.
who gives a poo poo who gives a gently caress

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.
No mention of the return of EtM?!

"Don't count...your chickens...too quickly..."

Wish they had stayed on the phone with him rather than going to the Dice interview.

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Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

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Kelly posted:

I missed it! drat. :(

What was he calling about?

He called in with Fratto to "negotiate his return to the show".

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